St. Louis, Missouri
Savvis Center
June 13th
By: Michelle R., rajah.com reader

Hey Raj, just got back from the event a couple of hours ago. The attendance was not
great, as plaza levels were not full at all. Maybe about 3,000 or so, but I'm not
that good at estimates. Also, the "Sign Guy" made his return..(guy with red hat,
blue shirt, and outrageous signs). The crowd reaction seemed though as if the Savvis
Center was sold out...But anyway, results.

Tony Chimel comes out with the usual welcome speech, and t-shirts are shot into the
crowd! Unfortunately, none on the floor, blah. But I still loved my row 10 seat. ;)

Nunzio and Johnny Stamboli came out first to start it off, facing in a tag team
match against Paul London and Billy Kidman. Overall, it was an awesome match, and I
HOPE that WWE can put Kidman and London on TV.
Winners: Billy Kidman and Paul London (I think..)

Mr. Angle comes out next, and gives a speech, but all the "You Suck" chants drowned
him out. John Cena's music hits, and everyone goes nuts, but out comes Torrie Wilson
in the Cena getup! (white baggy pants, the "You Can't See Me" shirt, headband and
visor) She has a note for Angle that John couldn't make it, which is a rap. I wish I
could remember it but I can't.

The Tag Team titles are up next, and the Bashams come out first. Next comes Rico and
Charlie Haas, to a huge ovation. Rico got the crowd into it every time we stopped
chanting or clapping, and we went bazerk when he did his gay acts.
Winners: Charlie Haas and Rico

The next match was between Mark Jindrak and Rey Mysterio. I think that Jindrak now
is doing the Val Venis swivel the hips thing, which got Rey going and up on the top
rope when he was giving the ten punches, to do Jindrak's taunt. My jaw nearly
dropped when I saw Jindrak's ability, his dropkick is amazing! He did it when Rey
was on the top rope. But Rey got the win after hitting the 619 and dropping the dime
(top rope legdrop).
Winner: Rey Mysterio

The Dudley Boys come out to cheers. You can tell that a lot of people haven't been
watching SmackDown!. But they quickly get the heat talking about how Taker is now
theirs. So it's a 2 on 1 handicap match! Bubba wants Taker out now, and he comes,
and the place goes crazy. It takes him about 5 minutes to get to the stairs, but he
does, and the place goes crazy again (trust me, STL marks out for Undertaker like
you would never believe). So after Taker gets in, Bubba starts talking again, and he
wants Taker to lay down for them. Taker goes down relunctantly, and D-Von is the one
that has to make the cover, and looks scared as hell. He finally does, but Taker
grabs his throat and raises up! He chokes Bubba too, but they both knee him. They
work on Taker's knee, until he gets back with Old School, and does the Chokeslam and
Tombstone for the win.
Winner: Undertaker

Dudleys don't leave yet, they go outside the ring and start going at it with 'Sign
Guy' because he had a sign that said "The Dudleys Look Like Women". Both Bubba and
D-Von get into a shouting fight.

So now it's intermission, and I get to talk to the guy. He's one of the nicest
people ever.

Rene Dupree comes out to face Rob Van Dam. It's a good match, with French Ticklers
and Rolling Thunders. (Our whole row wanted to see the tickler, yes, the whole row.)
RVD gets the Five Star for the win.
Winner: Rob Van Dam

Booker T comes out for the next match, and John Cena comes out next, and you can
just expect how crazy it got. Cena handed his shirt to a young fan, but Booker took
it before the match started. Cena grabbed the mic.."Tell me you didn't just do
that." Doing what Booker used to say, which pissed Booker off. Cena cut a rap,
mentioning St. Louis (:D) and handed the t-shirt back to the kid. Now, before the
bell rang, he grabbed a sign from Sign Guy which had "I Never Knew Whoopi Goldberg
Wrestled". He paraded around with the sign then showed it to Booker. Then the match
started. Back and forth match, and everyone Booker T fan wanted the Spinarooni. But,
sadly, never happened. John Cena won with the FU.
Winner: John Cena

Chao Guerrero comes out, and says that his father was supposed to wrestle, but he
was at the hotel with his women. He says that he is the best wrestler of the
Guerrero family, which brings on a huge "Eddie" chant. He gets pissed off, and Spike
Dudley comes out. Pretty good Cruiserweight match, where Spike did his classic
stomping on Chavo, then off the top rope. He got the win with the Dudley Dog after
Chavo tried to go for the Gory Special.
Winner: Spike Dudley

Next was the "Men's match"..Bikini contest. Funaki was the MC, which was funny,
because no one understood him. Dawn Marie, Sable, Miss Jackie, and Torrie Wilson
come out,a nd strut their stuff in same order. Dawn dances on top of Tony Chimel,
Sable has the same suit as Judgment Day last year, except Zebra stripes, Miss Jackie
and Torrie Wilson in same kind as the summer bikini breakout contest on SD!. As the
crowd judges Torrie (who was judged first)...Mordecai came out and beat the crap out
of Funaki. He did a speech about sinners, then left.

Now it was time for the main event, and John Bradshaw Layfield comes out first. A
guy close to the ring was dressed like him, suit, hat, the whole thing. JBL shaked
his hand. Eddie comes out in a lowrider, a sweet one at that! After Eddie gets into
the ring, he gets JBL's hat (somehow), and almost stomps on it. Angle comes out once
again, and stays ringside. This time Eddie lays on the turnbuckle with the hat on,
then drops on it and almost crushes the hat if it wasn't for the ref. Somehow Angle
got the hat and has it on.

A lot happened before the bell, the usual Eddie chants, JBL sucks. Eddie recognizes
a sign (Sign Guy, still)..Which says "JBL, how's the job at CNBC going? (Oh, sorry)"
JBL gets livid, but is distracted after the sign goes away when the crowd is
chanting "You got fired!" It was huge, and went on for a couple of minutes, and you
could tell that out of the JBL character, he was mad.

The match started, and five minutes into it, JBL gets the headlock. After Eddie gets
out of it, and Angle distracts the ref, JBL takes off some of his wrist tape and
uses it to choke Eddie, and covers his arm in the headlock position. He does this
twice, until Eddie has the string and yells at the ref, then chokes JBL with the ref
looking! Eddie gets JBL into the headlock, but for osme reason, the ref tells him to
break it. Eddie would break it for a second at four, then get into it again. This
drove Brian Hebner (ref) mad. The action goes outside when Eddie gets whipped into
the barricade. A little bit later, the ref gets "knocked out". JBL hits the
clothesline from hell, and covers, but no ref, so Angle gets in and does a fast
count, but Eddie kicks out! JBL goes for the belt and tries to hit Eddie with it,
but Eddie ducked, taking the belt, and hit JBL with it! Eddie tossed the belt to
Angle, then got onto the mat, pretending he got hit. The ref saw Angle with the
belt, and ejected him from ringside. Angle went nuts, as did Luther Rains, and they
both leave. Eddie immediately pops up, with his usual trademark grin, and does the
Frog Splash for the 3 count!
Winner: Eddie Guerrero

He thanks us for coming, and I'm already up the stairs. (thanks to parents.)

Overall, this was a great show. Sign Guy got 3 signs that were noticed, and everyone
now knows JBL was fired from CNBC. I think that the "You got fired!" chant was the
best.

Hope these results were good enough, and enjoy everyone.