Submitted by Rajah on November 04, 2002 at 23:14:32
Triple H Interview
-We start with blue flashing lights and mournful organ music playing, as we see a casket sits ringside. The Raw music video plays, but rather than pyro, we are greeted with Triple H's music. We last saw him in Kane's trunk, but now he stands triumphant on the stage, World Title belt in hand. Triple H sets up a chair in the middle of the ring, saying he has a special guest for later. But first, a little message for Kane: next time you stuff someone in the trunk of a car, make sure it doesn't have one of those child-safety latches on the inside that allows easy escape. Some people were disgusted by the tape Triple H showed last week, and some even said they would never watch this show again. And he agrees. The things Kane did to that corpse were disgusting. But the most important person in this situation hasn't been heard from yet: Katie Vick. Tonight, we'll get his opinion. Afterall, if this doesn't bother her, who are we to judge? Trips hops out of the ring and approaches the casket, introducing us to Katie Vick. The casket is opened, and the manequin with the cheerleader uniform is inside. Trips says she must be dead tired from the long trip. He lifts her into the ring, remarking that she feels like dead weight. He sits down in the chair, Katie on his lap. He does some quick ventriloquist work, mentioning that she thinks Triple H is really sexy. She did find the video disgusting, and in fact, it was painful. You see, Kane had a "burnt, little wiener." You know, Kane's chesnuts were roasted on an open fire years back. Trips says that a lot of people were seriously offended, and if you were one of those people, you can seriously kiss his ass. He will do whatever it takes...Hurricane Interrupts
-The lights go out, before the emergence of The Hurricane on the stage. Triple H seems to be in a good mood, but last week when Raw went off the air, he was not laughing. Now he is all smiles and all giggles? Wassupwitdat? Trips says that nothing is up, because nothing happened. He pulled the latch, jumped out, and got away. Oh is that so? Well then perhaps he can explain the footage from a local hospital later that night of Triple H in the operating room. Video rolls of Helms on an operating table with a Triple H mask on. The doctors are operating on his lower-half, and they pull out a sledgehammer, a long string of handkerchiefs, and a hand! Oh, finally an homage to the classic Mae Young angle. Here comes something else. It's...a squirrel! The doctors begin to chisel, and pull out the shift mechanism from a car. More chiseling, and now the steering wheel is removed! The doctors tell Triple H to "let it go" and they pull out...a Triple H mask! They finally pulled his head out of his ass!Triple H/Kane
-We come back live, and Triple H, so upset, kicks Katie out of the chair and starts smashing her with the chair repeatedly before tossing her out of the ring. He picks her up by the legs and swings her head into the stairs. BOOM! The fires of hell explode and Kane storms the ring. He spears Trips and starts with mounted punches. He pounds away on Trips until Security comes down. He tosses all the guards out of the way, but this allows Triple H to take him down. Bischoff appears on stage, motioning for the officials to come down. They pry Triple H off Kane, but Kane takes advantage and pounds on Trips. Finally a group of wrestlers come down and seperate the two. Bischoff tells them that this is it. If they are so determined to beat the hell out of each other, they're going to do it right here tonight. And to go along with their recent actions, it will be a Casket Match! Fade Out.We come back to a strange video of the Women's Lockerroom, which spies on Trish Stratus changing while on the phone. A graphic in the corner seems to say "F-View", although the F is hard to make out.
Lance Storm & William Regal vs. RVD & Tommy Dreamer
-In the arena, Lance Storm and William Regal come to the ring. Regal says that people are afraid to walk the streets in this day and age, and yet American parents are going to send their children out at night this week. Happy Halloween indeed. RVD and Tommy Dreamer come down to face them. Lance and RVD start off, trading offense. RVD hits a heel kick, but Storm tags in Regal. Springboard crossbody by RVD 1-2-kickout. RVD hits a step-over heel kick, but Regal comes in and suplexes RVD down. Kicks by Storm 1-2-kickout. Storm applies a hold, but Van Dam breaks it and hits a springboard spin kick. Storm tags in Regal, but RVD catches him with a boot. Tag to Dreamer. Back body drop to Storm, spinebuster to Regal 1-2-shoulder up. Tommy looks for the Dreamer DDT on Regal, but Storm hits him with a flying dropkick. The action spills outside, where RVD misses a flying splash to the outside. Regal distracts both Dreamer and the referee, allowing Storm to grab a Canadian flag and nail Dreamer with it from the top rope. Regal comes in and pins 1-2-3!In the back, Bischoff yells at Rico, Rosey and Jamal that he can not afford any screw-ups like last week against the Big Show. Tonight, he has a big announcement about Survivor Series, and he has to, because if Big Show beats Lesnar for the Title, he'll look like a complete fool. Two weeks ago, Spike Dudley stood up to Bischoff and told him to bite him. That can not be happening. He made these three stars, and if they don't make an impact, their three minutes will be up.
In the back, Stacy walks up to Test, but he says her stuff is really lame. She says she has come up with a better idea. Rock has his People. Kane has the Kanenites. Hogan has the Hulkamaniacs. What does he have? The Testicles! And after tonight, his Testicles will be very big.
Spike & Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Chris Jericho & Christian
-In the arena, the D-Bombs drop and Spike and BuhBuh come down for a shot at the Tag Titles. The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, but instead of the Ayatollah, Rosie, Jamal and Rico hit the ring and ambush the Dudleys. Rico takes out BuhBuh with a spinning heel kick, then Rosie splashes on Spike. The former Island Boys pick up Spike and whiplash him down, leaving him to again spit up blood. Fade Out.Goldust vs. Test
-Goldust comes to the ring, followed by Test and Stacy. As Stacy gets into the ring, all the little Testicles swell up with...pride. She hands him a microphone. He just wants to say hi to all his Testicles! Goldust laughs at him. Atomic Drop by Goldust to start, followed by a clothesline. Goldust goes up top, but Test 'buckles him and lays in with elbows. Goldust again fights back, but Test looks for the pump-handle. Goldust fights out and hits the thump. Big boot by Goldust, who goes second rope and hits a flying bulldog 1-2-kickout. Goldust sets Test for the Shattered Dreams. While the ref tries to help him out, Stacy tries to attack Goldust. He blocks, lays a Golden Kiss on her and sets her up in the opposite corner. He gauges the fans for which they want to see get the Shattered Dreams. He goes for Stacy, but the ref blocks him. Test runs with the Big Boot, but Goldust blocks and hits a clothesline. He applies a sleeper, but Stacy slaps the ref and low blows Goldust. Big Boot by Test 1-2-3!In the back, BuhBuh enters Bischoff's room and demands to know why he sent Rosie and Jamal out to keep them from a Tag Titles shot. Bischoff says he isn't trying to keep them from the Titleshot. BuhBuh says Spike can barely walk, let alone wrestle. Bischoff says he can pick any partner he wants and get his shot tonight. BuhBuh walks off to find a partner while Bischoff preps for some business. Fade Out.
We come back to a Scott Steiner promo video, which reads "Comin' at ya...Soon." JR announces the signing, and King pleads for him to join Raw.
There is a recap of Shawn Michaels' words last week, but this is interrupted by RNN Breaking News. Randy Orton comes on, saying he is going to report on last week's controversy: no mention of Randy Orton! He'll be doing this updates time and again, but if you want to see him back in the ring soon, keep sending those get-well e-mails.
In the back, Coach finds Kane and tells him that Bischoff told him that tonight's main event is non-title. Kane said it doesn't matter. Tonight is about locking Triple H in an air-tight casket. Fade Out.
Chris Jericho & Christian vs. Bubba Ray Dudley & ??? (Tag Title Match)
-For the second time, the Y2J Coutndown hits 0.00 and out comes the Ayatollah, the Rock Star, the King of the World, Chris Jericho. Oh, and Christian too. The D-Bombs drop and BuhBuh comes out. He gets in the ring and smiles wide as his partner comes out... Jeff Hardy. Christian and Jeff start off, with Christian taking it to him. Jeff slides under Christian and trips him up, hitting the double legdrop. Tag to BuhBuh. BuhBuh punches away on Christian in the corner, hitting a splash. More punches by BuhBuh, then an elbow. He knocks Jericho from the apron and goes back to Christian, only for Jericho to trip him up. Tag to Jericho. Stomps by Jericho, then a falling neckbreaker. Baseball slide by Jericho, then a choke on the ropes and a running knee. Tag to Christian. Double back body drop on BuhBuh. Christian pins 1-kickout. BuhBuh starts fighting back, hitting a flapjack. Tag to Hardy. Jeff knocks Jericho off the apron and goes for the jawbreaker on Christian, but Christian kicsk him away. Jeff pulls him down and pins 1-2-shoulder up. Jeff goes for a flying forearm, but Chritsian ducks and he nails the ref. Christian tosses Jeff out of the ring, and Jericho nails BuhBuh with a missile dropkick. Christian brings in two chair and they go for a ConChairTo on BuhBuh, but he ducks and clotheslines them both down. Poetry in Motion to Christian. BuhBuh catapults Jericho over the ropes and into Christian on the outside. Jeff then hits Poetry in Motion over the ropes and onto both of them. Rosie and Jamal try to enter the ring, but BuhBuh tosses Rosie out and Jeff runs the rails on Jamal. BuhBuh goes up top and takes out Jericho, Jamal and Rosie. Fade Out.Chris Jericho & Christian vs. Bubba Ray Dudley & Jeff Hardy (Continued)
-As we return, the Title match is continuing. During the break, Christian low-bridged Jeff, and Jericho is now trying to apply the Walls on him. Jeff turns it into a cradle 1-2-kickout. Christian comes in and stomps away. Backbreaker by Christian 1-2-broken by BuhBuh. Christian applies a front facelock. Jeff picks him up and forces him to the corner where BuhBuh tags in, but Jericho had the ref distracted and he refuses to allow that tag. Jericho tags in and beats Jeff into a corner, but Jeff hits a big boot. Jericho takes him down 1-2-broken by BuhBuh. Jericho knocks BuhBuh from the apron and chops away on Jeff. Jeff runs across and hits the Whisper in the WInd, and both men go down. Jeff hits a step-over mule kick and tags in BuhBuh. Clothesline by BuhBuh, then a Samoan Drop. Back body drop to Christian. He looks for the BuhBuh Bomb on Jericho, but he fights out. Spinebuster to Jericho 1-2-broken by Christian. Blind tag to Jeff. BuhBuh knocks Christian back and takes Jericho down. Jeff goes up top and hits a Wassup Legdrop. BuhBuh tells Jeff to get the tables. The ref stops Jeff from getting the wood, but BuhBuh goes and picks one up. Christian baseball slides the table back into BuhBuh. Christian holds Hardy for Jericho, but Jericho inadverantly hits Christian off the apron. Roll-up by Jeff 1-2-shoulder up! Christian comes in with a Titlebelt, but Jeff ducks it and BuhBuh spears him down. On the stage, Rosie and Jamal appear, holding Spike upside-down by his feet. BuhBuh sees them and runs up the ramp. In the ring, Jeff takes Jericho down and goes up top. Christian tries to pulls him down, but he kicks Christian off. Jericho tries to go up, but Jeff pushes him down. Swanton to Jericho 1-2-Christian pulls the ref out. Jeff dropkicks Christian away from the ring, but Jericho nails him with the Titlebelt. Lionsault by Jericho 1-2-3!In the back, Coach asks Triple H about Kane's comments. Trips doesn't usually admit things like this, but he's scared of Kane tonight. Last time Kane was near a coffin, he became highly aroused and forced himself on Katie Vick. He just hopes Kane doesn't get any feelings about him when they get near the coffin. Let it be known: Trips only wants to kick Kane's ass, and nothing else. Coach asks Trips' reaction to Shawn Michaels' fast recovery and words for him. Trips says the chairshots he gave Shawn were beautiful, and there's no way Michaels will be able to fight again. The phone rings and Trips goes back in the ring. The F-View camera again rolls, and we spy on Trips, who demands someone to hurry up and get to the arena. He doesn't care about Michaels, but he's under some pressure in the Casket Match tonight. Fade Out.
Earlier tonight, Al Snow found Chris Nowinski playing chess. All through Tough Enough 1, Snow stuck up for him. He shows up on Raw, proud that he made it, and he stays loyal to him in spite of his behavior. But after what happened, he knows he made the right decision in choosing Maven. Nowinski says he'd be here whether Tough Enough happened or not. In fact, he can beat anyone in the arena tonight, as long as Al watches from ringside.
Eric Bischoff Interview
-Back live in the arena, Raw GM Eric Bischoff comes down to his ring. He loves the people, but in case they hadn't heard, Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner, is coming to the WWE. And if Bischoff has anything to do with it, he'll come to Raw. And when he gets here, he'll be surrounded with the best talent in the industry. You see, when he traded Big Show to SmackDown, he got an interesting assortment of wrestlers, who will be showing up very soon. And why shouldn't Raw be the best? They're live, flying without a net. And Raw has the best ideas in the business. Those hidden cameras in the back are Eric Bischoff exclusives. And if any of the talent has a problem with them...well, that's why it's called "F-View". And coming to Survivor Series, the Elimination Chamber. It will take six Raw superstars, put them in a match with elements from the Royal Rumble, Survivor Series, and his personal favorite: War Games. And of course it will be for the World Title. What Superstars could be worthy of such a match? How about Triple H, Chris Jericho, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Kane, and Shawn Michaels! The first five are Raw talent and must be in it. Michaels has one week to accept or decline. Booker T's music hits, and the Booker Man comes to the ring. Don't think he doesn't appreciate being in the match, but why doesn't Bischoff show what makes Raw really great and shut up and get to the back to let Booker T go on the attack. He tells Chris Nowinski to get his ass out here so he can kick it all over the ring. Fade Out.Booker T vs. Chris Nowinski
-As we return, Booker is still in the ring, and Al Snow is standing ringside. Nowinski comes down and gets in the ring, only for Booker to elbow him down. Chops and punches by Booker, causing Nowinski to leave the ring and push Snow. Booker pulls him in the ring and hits clothesline after clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Shoulder blocks by Nowinski, but Booker hits a back elbow. Nowinski flapjacks Booker onto the ropes and spinebusters him down 1-2-shoulder up. Mounted punches by Nowinski, then a powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Snapmare by Nowinski, into a sleeper. Booker fights up and out, then spinebusters Nowinski down. Punches by Booker, then a spinning heel kick and a diving elbow. Heel kick by Booker 1-2-shoulder up. Spinning heel kick by Booker, and again Nowinski rolls out of the ring. Nowinski clocks Snow, so Snow takes him down and hits mounted punches. The ref calls for the DQ bell, and Nowinski wins the match. Nowinski laughs at Snow for outsmarting him, but Booker knocks Snow out and beats the hell out of Nowinski, culminating with a clothesline over the ropes. Fade Out.Trish vs. Jackie vs. Molly (Women's Title Match)
-Trish takes Jacqueline down, allowing Molly to attack Trish, but then Jacqui attacks Molly. Jacqui rolls up Trish 1-2-kickout. Punches by Trish, but Jacqui ducks a roundhouse and trips up Trish 1-2-kickout. Jacqui straps on a Half Crab, then Molly comes up and gets the other half of the crab. Jacqui elbows Molly down, but Molly hits a springboard back elbow. Trish pulls Molly from the corner and goes for a hurricanrana, but Jacqui blocks and hits a Tornado DDT 1-2-broken by Molly. Inside cradle by Jacqui 1-2-kickout. Backslide by Jacqui 1-2-shoulder up. Low dropkick by Molly, then a backbreaker. Molly chops Trish down. As Jacqui stumbles up, Trish goes for Stratusfaction on Molly. In the air she grabs Jacqui as well and Stratafies both women 1-2-3! Fade Out.Kane vs. Triple H (Casket Match)
-Kane starts with the advantage, taking Triple H down repeatedly, pounding him into the corner and stomping away. Chops by Kane, then a powerslam. The refs open the casket and Kane tries to roll Trips inside. Trips grabs the ropes to keep from going in, but Kane Big Boots him into the casket, but Trips jumps out before the lid closes. Powerslam by Kane, who then whips Trips over the top, to the outside. Trips nails Kane with the ringbell, then whips him into the stairs. Back in the ring, Trips applies mounted punches. Exchange of punches, with Kane getting the better, only to run into a spinebuster by Triple H. Kane sits up, but Trips hits him with the knee and a DDT. Trips calls for the casket and drags Kane over. He pushes Kane, but the Big Red Machine punches Trips away. He goes up top, but Trips 'buckles him. Trips goes up and hits a superplex. Again he rolls Kane towards the coffin and pushes him inside. Kane's legs are hanging outside the casket so the lid won't close. Trips goes to push him totally inside, but Kane catches him with a choke. They battle back into the ring, where Kane again applies a choke. Trips kicks out and looks for a Pedigree, but Kane back body drops him. Kane lifts Trips for a powerslam and calls for the casket to be opened. He runs to slam Triple H, but the Game floats over and applies a sleeper hold. Kane breaks the hold and sits up. Trips tries punches to the face, but they only revive Kane further. Kane throws knockdown punches and hits a Big Boot. Clothesline in the corner, then a sidewalk slam. Kane goes up top and hits the flying clothesline. He locks in a choke, but Triple H lowblows him. Trips goes outside and grabs a chair. He nails Kane with the chair, but Kane sits up. Trips nails the sitting Kane in the face with a chair. He leans down to drag Kane, when Shawn Michaels runs through the crowd and takes out Triple H, then nails him with Sweet Chin Music! Kane picks Triple H up with a choke, then chokeslams him down. He rolls him into the coffin and closes the lid for the victory! Kane lights the post and walks up the ramp, while HBK dances in the ring and then on top of Triple H's coffin. End Show.
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