Submitted by Rajah on November 11, 2002 at 22:58:50

We start with a F-View camera of Bischoff's office, where he is watching the tape of him taking off a Vince mask and laying the ol' Figure Four Lip Lock on Stephanie. Bischoff watches the tape, walks to the mirror and stares in contemplation.

The Raw music video plays and they pyros explode. In the back, we see Shawn Michaels with his bags, grabbing an HBK shirt. We'll find out if he will join the Elimination Chamber, but first...

Rosey & Jamal vs. Bubba Ray Dudley & Jeff Hardy
-In the arena, Rico comes out with Rosey and Jamal. BuhBuh and Jeff Hardy come out, and the four men go at it, with Rico pacing around ringside. Jeff starts with a front dropkick to BLUE, sending him over the top. Rico, Rosey and Jamal regroup on the outside, allowing Jeff to hit Poetry in Motion over the ropes and onto the three of them. Back in the ring, Jamal and BuhBuh fight, with BuhBuh hitting an elbow from the second rope. Rosie comes in, but BuhBuh knocks him out of the ring. Tag to Jeff. Jeff elbows onto Jamal, then hits a neckbreaker 1-2-kickout. Tag to BuhBuh. Jamal knees BuhBuh down, then stomps away. Jamal goes for a back body drop, but BuhBuh tries to turn it into a sunset flip. Jamal tags in Rosie, then lets BuhBuh flip him over, so that Rosie can attack him from behind. Clubs to the back by Rosie, then headbutts. More clubs by Rosie, who tags in Jamal. The two men take BuhBuh by the head, but BuhBuh ducks and they headbutt each other. Double clothesline by BuhBuh, and all three men go down. Tag to Jeff, who comes in and leaps over Jamal to dropkick Rosie. Dropkicks to Jamal, then to Rosie. Double legdrop on Jamal 1-2-kickout. Jeff low bridges Rosie, then hits the Whisper in the Wind on Jamal 1-2-broken by Rosie. BuhBuh starts laying into Jamal in the corner, while Jeff takes Rosie and himself out with a clothesline. BuhBuh continues pounding away, allowing Rico to come in the ring. Little Spike Dudley runs down, pulls Rico out of the ring and hits the Acid Drop off the steps. Jamal comes out and drops Spike on the security barrier. Meanwhile in the ring, Rosie misses a corner splash, allowing BuhBuh to hit a neckbreaker. Jeff goes up and hits a Swanton, but Rosie rolls out of the ring. BuhBuh calls for the tables, and Jeff goes to get them. This allows Jamal to come in and attack BuhBuh. Jeff hits Poetry in Motion to Jamal and goes up top, but Rosie pushes him down. Jamal hits the toss-up Samoan Drop 1-2-3!

In the back, Victoria says she's thrilled that Ivory is back, and on Raw no less. But she's even more thrilled that Trish accepted her challenge at Survivor Series. She's not just going to take the Women's Title, but her soul too. Ivory tells her to cool down, because it's she who faces Trish tonight. But she'll make sure to leave some for her. Victoria mutters about giving Trish pretty, little scars and pretty, little bruises to match her pretty, little body. Fade Out.

Ivory vs. Trish Stratus
-Ivory comes right out and smacks Trish around. Suplex by Ivory, then another of the snap variety 1-2-shoulder up. Victoria comes out and takes a seat at the announce booth. In the ring, Trish hits a running clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Trish kicks Ivory in the face 1-2-shoulder up. Jawbreaker by Ivory, then she smashes Tirsh into the turnbuckles. Gutwrench suplex by Ivory 1-2-kickout. Ivory lays in a sleeper, then smashes Trish into the mat. Hairtoss by Ivory, who then lifts Trish up on her back. Trish floats down and rolls her up 1-2-shoulder up. Neckbreaker by Trish 1-2-kickout. Chops in the corner by Trish, but Ivory hits a back elbow and goes up top. Trish hits a hurricanrana and goes for the StratusFaction, but Ivory drops down and rolls her up 1-2-kickout. Ivory whips Trish into the corner, but Trish big boots her and hits a bulldog from the second rope 1-2-3! JR tells us that at Survivor Series, it will be Trish vs. Victoria in a Hardcore Match for the Women's Title. Trish walks up the ramp and exchanges words with Victoria. Victoria throws something at Trish, causing her to come over. Victoria smashes Trish into the set, then smashes her face into the stage. Referees pour out to separate the ladies. Fade Out.

We come back to an F-View camera in the women's lockerroom. Victoria barges in and finds Terri. Terri asks if she can get an interview later. Victoria takes this to mean she's not pretty enough for an interview now, but Terri just says it's because she seems a little crazed. Victoria smashes Terri into the door and tears her clothes off, asking if that is crazed.

We are interrupted for an RNN Special Report. Randy's shoulder is now at 32% mobility. That's 2% more than last week.

In the back, Bischoff yells at a worker, saying he didn't want F-View cameras in his own room. Triple H and Flair come in and sit down. Trips says he can't even leave his room to get coffee because Shawn Michaels might jump on him at any time. He's sick of worrying about it. And you know, ever since Vince froze the rosters, Bischoff has been treating him like a piece of crap. Casket matches? F-View cameras in his room? And now he has to team with Jericho against Kane and Booker T? He's the World Champion, and he should not be treated that way. And now at Survivor Series, he's defending his Title against five other people in a match he doesn't even know what it is. Bischoff says he planned it that way. No one knows what the Elimination Chamber will be like, until Survivor Series. As for the matches, he knew he was giving the Title to the right man. He'll be defending his Title against five of the best superstars in the business today. It's a perfect opportunity to prove that he is that damn good, and avenge the attack by Shawn Michaels too. Trips says that he's starting to get the feeling that Bischoff is screwing him. Or maybe, just maybe, he's being influenced by someone else. Flair plays the video of Bischoff and Stephanie kissing. Trips says that he puts on a Kane mask to feel up a manequin, but Bischoff puts on a Vince McMahon mask to make out with his ex-wife? Who's screwing who? Fade Out.

As most of us don't know, tomorrow is Election Day. Most Americans take that right for granted. A video plays on the TitanTron of the Big Bad Booty Daddy, Scott Steiner. Holla if ya hear him, peeps.

Tommy Dreamer & Al Snow vs. Lance Storm & William Regal
-Dreamer and Storm start off, with Tommy hitting a clothesline. Tag to Regal, who gets pulled into the ring and slammed into Al's boot. Tag to Al, who hits a back elbow to Regal and then tosses Storm out of the ring. Storm grabs Al and smashes his knee into the mat. Stomps by Regal, then a snapmare and a tag to Storm. Storm pulls and pulls on Snow's leg, then applies a leg lock. Tag to Regal, who kicks at Snow's knee. Uppercut by Regal, then another leg lock. Punches by Snow, then a monkey flip. Tag to Storm, who quickly chops Snow's knee to keep him from tagging out 1-2-shoulder up. Leg lock by Storm. Snow tries to fight back er the weight of his knee. Tag to Tommy. Tommy takes out Storm with a scoop slam, then Regal with a back body drop. DVD on Storm. Tommy pins, but Regal comes in and kicks Dreamer right in the face. Storm rolls over 1-2-3!

In the back, HBK asks where Triple H was last seen, then walks in that direction. As he walks down one hall, Batista enters from another and walks towards the ring. Fade Out.

In the back, Stacy comes up to Test and shows him all the fan mail he has gotten from his Testicles. She opens one that is a letter dreaming about Stacy. She opens another, saying that the person has decided to start the Testicles Fan Club. Test is focuses on his hair and says he doesn't want to do this. Stacy says it's time to cut his hair.

Batista vs. Justin Credible
-In the arena, Batista comes to the ring for his Raw debut. Facing him is the long lost Justin Credible. Batista starts by smashing Credible down. JC hits a big boot, then another. He goes seoncd rope, but Batista catches him and hits a rolling front slam. He misses a spear in the corner, allowing Credible to hit some punches. Batista comes back with a clothesline, then nails a sit-out powerbomb 1-2-3!

In the back, Triple H and Flair are walking the halls. Trips says he's tired of waiting and looking behind his back. He's going to the ring to call Michaels out. Fade Out.

Triple H Interview
-Triple H's music hits, and the World Champion comes to the ring, presumably with some words for Shawn Michaels. True to speculation, Trips says he will not be jumped by HBK again. If Shawn wants him, he can get his ass to the ring right now. Michaels' career ended once in Boston; let's make lighting strike twice. No one comes out, so Trips changes his point of attack. He tells Shawn not to accept the invitation to compete in the Elimination Chamber. His body simply will not be able to take the punishment. Triple H is going to walk into the match World Champion, and he will leave Champion, and there's not a damn thing HBK, or anyone else, can do about it. Booker T comes out, asking for someone to tell him that Trips didn't just say that. The way he sees it, Trips can handle Shawn Michaels later. But tonight, and right now, he's going to have to deal with the Five-Time, Five-Time, Five-Time, Five-Time, Five-Time WCW Champion. Trips says he may have been a five-time WCW Champ, but this is today, and this is now. Now, Booker can't even hold Triple H's jockstrap. Booker walks into the ring, saying he's sick of seeing Triple H walk, sick of hearing him talk, and most of all, sick of seeing the Title belt on Triple H. Booker gets all up in Trips' grill, saying that he may think he runs this show, but he does not run Booker T. Come Survivor Series, Booker is thinking one thing: don't hate the player; hate The Game. Now can you dig that, sucka? The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and out comes the Ayatollah, the Rock Star, the King of the World, Tag Team Champ Chris Jericho. He says he's sick of Booker saying "sucker." He's sick of being called a sucker, because Chris Jericho is not a sucker. Jericho walks down the ring, screaming at the fans that he is not a sucker. He will prove it at Survivor Series. Not only will he beat Triple H to once again become Champion, he will eliminate Booker T himself. What, Booker thinks he's better than Jericho? More entertaining than Jericho? Why, because he can do the Spinaroonie? That's no match for the Jericho Juke n' Jive. Jericho moves his feet like a boxer. He may not like Triple H, but tonight when they team up, it will be Booker who is the sucker. Trips nails Booker from behind and Jericho hits the ring. They stomp away on Booker until The Big Red Machine runs down and clears the ring. Fade Out.

In the back, Stacy says she can see the Testicles growing now that he has his haircut. Of course, we don't get to see Test's hair.

Hurricane vs. Test
-Hurricane comes out, followed by Test, whose hair is indeed cut and cut short. Good to see WWE Management is so focused on the issues that fans care about, like what hair length is necessary to get over, and not petty things like storylines and not having people feel up corpses. But I digress... Test starts by elbowing Hurricane into the corner. Helms boots out and starts punching away. Knees by Test, then a Full Nelson Bomb. Punches by Test, then back elbows in the corner. Stomps by Test and a clothesline in the corner, then another. More stomps by Test, who goes for a powerbomb, but Hurricane floats over. Test again picks him up, but Helms hurricanranas out. Jumping clothesline by Helms, then a karate kick 1-2-shoulder up. Punches in the corner by Helms, then a back elbow. He goes second rope for the flipping neckbreaker, but Test moves out of the way. Helms ducks the Big Boot and looks for a chokeslam. Test elbows out and goes for the pump handle, but Helms floats over the takes Test down. He goes up top and flies, but Test catches him and hits a spinning DDT 1-2-3! Stacy comes in and says Test has a big announcement. Test is reluctant to say it, until Stacy whispers something into his ear and kisses him. Test takes the mic and says that he looooves him Testicles. We get a quick video about the Elimination Chamber. It appears the ring will be surrounded by a circular, somewhat domed cage. Fade Out.

We see the new Chris Jericho "Desire" movie. We come back to the lockerroom, where Christian congratulates Jericho on the video. They both claim to not be suckas, especially since Christian is going to lay a hurting on RVD tonight. Christian figures if he injures RVD, he'll be able to take his spot in the Elimination Chamber. Jericho thinks this is great, because it's one less person to worry about. They argue over whether Christian would have any chance to win. In the end, Jericho storms out of the room.

We find an F-View camera watching Jericho as he leaves. Triple H and Flair call him over. Trips says that Jericho had better look out for HBK tonight, because Shawn is going to get involved in their match, whether it's Trips or Jericho he attacks. Jericho laughs it off and asks if Bischoff is giving Steph the ol' Three Minute Warning. They walk off, and we see HBK watching from a room down the hall. Fade Out.

Christian vs. Rob Van Dam
-Christian starts with a side headlock, then a shoulder block. RVD hits a spin kick, then a dropkick and a clothesline that sends Christian out of the ring. Van Dam hits a baseball slide. He goes for a moonsault from the apron, but Christian moves. RVD picks up Christian and sets him on the barrier, but Christian moves and Van Dam nails the barrier. Christian smashes RVD into the stairs, then into the barrier. Back in the ring, Christian stomps away. Powerslam by Christian 1-2-shoulder up. Christian applies a reverse chin lock. Christian slams him down and rolls him up for a two count. Choke on the ropes by Christian. RVD comes back with a step-over heel kick. Heel kick by RVD, then a monkey flip 1-2-kickout. RVD misses a splash in the corner, but he goes up top and hits a flying crossbody 1-2-kickout. RVD looks for Rolling Thunder, but Christian gets his knees up 1-2-shoulder up. Christian hits the reverse backbreaker 1-2-shoulder up. Christian rolls outside and grabs a chair. He comes back into the ring and swings for Van Dam, but he rolls in time. The ref takes the chair away, allowing Van Dam to sweep him and thrust into the corner. Christian hits a boot to the face and goes up top. RVD 'buckles Christian, goes up top and looks for a Super back bodydrop. Christian blocks and looks for a Sunset Flip, but RVD flips himself over and boots Christian down. He goes up top for the Five Star 1-2-3! Fade Out.

Christopher Nowinski comes to the ring with a big smile on his face. Being the WWE's first and only Harvard graduate, he was looking forward to returning to the Boston area. Boy how this town has changed! How could an area with so many fine academic institutions be stupid? Whether these people know it or not, people like him, Harvard graduates, run this town. They have to. The combined brain power of these people wouldn't be enough to heat Ted Williams' frozen corpse. And after all, Ted Williams wasn't a great man. Neither was Larry Bird. Nor Nomar. But Nowinski is a great man. So is Einstein. So is Shakespear, who once said... What does everybody want? Al Snow comes out on stage and walks towards the ring. Nowinski asks what Snow is going to do, ground him? As Snow slowly walks towards the ring, we see that Maven has entered the ring from behind Nowinski. Al says he isn't going to ground Nowinski, or spank him. There's someone else to do it for him. With this, Maven turns Nowinski around and starts beating him down, finishing with a dropkick that sends Nowinski out of the ring and running through the crowd.

In the back, Goldust congratulates Kane on being tag team partners with Booker T. Kane tells him to leave him alone. Goldust says he has been banned from ringside, but from one freak to another, maybe Kane should loosen up. He shows Kane some breathing excercises, but Kane chokes Goldust, saying he asked to be left alone. Booker comes up and says that at Survivor Series, they're enemies, but tonight they're partners. Booker needs Kane focused tonight, if he can dig it.

In the back, Shawn Michaels walks down the hall and passes Triple H's dressing room. He stops and ponders whether or not to open it, but decides against it. Fade Out.

Booker T & Kane vs. Chris Jericho & Triple H
-Booker and Jericho start off, with Jericho chopping away. Mounted choke by Jericho, but Booker hits a reverse thrust kick. Chops by Booker, then a back elbow. Jericho brings Booker down and tags in Triple H. Punches by Triple H, but Booker fights back, hitting a running clothesline. Another clothesline by Booker. Tag to Kane and to Jericho. Kane greets Jericho with a Big Boot. Jericho tries to battle Kane into the corner, but Kane applies a double-handed choke. Punches by Kane, then elbows in the corner. Jericho hits a boot and then a missile dropkick 1-2-shoulder up. Kane press slams Jericho, then knocks down Trips. He again presses Jericho, but Trips chops his knee out from under him. Trips pulls Kane to the corner then distracts the ref, allowing Jericho to nail Kane in the leg with a chair. Trips applies a leglock, then tags in Jericho. Jericho places Kane's leg on the ropes, then jumps up and down on it. Jericho chops Kane's leg out from under him. He goes for the move again, but this time Kane clotheslines him down. Tag to Triple H. Trips stomps on Kane's injured knee, then smashes it into the mat. Trips takes a cue from his mentor Ric Flair and applies a Figure Four. Tag to Jericho. Jericho goes for a bulldog, but Kane picks him up and slams him down. Tag to Triple H, who keeps Kane from tagging out. They go for a double suplex, but Kane blocks and suplexes the two of them himself. Tag to Booker T. Booker nails Trips, then Jericho, then Trips, then Jericho. Back body drop to Jericho, then a roll-up on Trips 1-2-shoulder up. Whiplash powerbomb on Jericho, then he punches Flair off the apron. Heel kick to Triple H, giving him time to hit the Spinaroonie. Double clothesline by Booker, then another to Flair. He knocks Jericho out of the ring and hits the Scissors Kick on Triple H 1-2-broken by Jericho. Jericho takes Booker down and rolls him over for the Walls of Jericho, but Kane goes up top and clotheslines into him. On the outside, Jericho drop toeholds Kane into the stairs. In the ring, Trips whips Booker, who in turn knocks Hebner off the apron. Booker goes up top, but Trips sidesteps the flying kick. He sets Booker for a Pedigree, but Shawn Michaels runs down and plants Triple H with Sweet Chin Music. He rolls Hebner back in before he leaves, allowing Booker to get the 1-2-3! HBK gets a mic on the stage. Long time, no see Boston. It's great to see them again. He starts to leave, but then remembers he has a question to answer. Last week, Bischoff invited him to be a part of the Elimination Chamber match, to have a chance at the World Heavyweight Championship. Hmmm. HBK, Surivor Series, First-ever Elimination Chamber Match, Main Event, Madison Square Garden, World Heavyweight Title? Yes! It's been four years since HBK has been in Madison Square Garden, but this time he's going to leave it World Heavyweight Champion. End Show.

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