Submitted by Rajah on October 23, 2001 at 16:05:03

Raw Opening:
-We begin with still shots of last night’s Main Event, with Vince McMahon storming down and taking out his rage on everyone from Austin to Shane, only to have his arch-enemy come out victorious.

The video rolls and they pyros explode, as RAW gets underway, LIVE from Kansas City, Missouri, just one day removed from No Mercy.

Vince & Linda McMahon Interview
-“No Chances” hits, and Vince and Linda march out, arm in arm for the first time in seemingly forever. Vince introduces Linda, and explains that for the past two and a half months, he has been undergoing therapy, for both his mind and body. Meanwhile, he sat back and watched his children attempt to dismantle the greatest sports-entertainment empire ever created. But he will not sit back any more. It started last night, but tonight, he’s going to take care of business. But he needs a little “personal jumpstart” to get him going. He turns to embrace his wife. Here Comes The Money! Shane and Steph come out on the stage, disgusted at what they see. Shane says that seeing two old people kiss makes him absolutely sick. Steph wonders why these two old prunes don’t just dry up and blow away. Why don’t they just move down to Florida and retire with the rest of the elderly people. Vince says that they’ve thought about it, but now isn’t the right time. They didn’t have everything handed to them on a platter like Shane and Steph. They earned their empire. That’s why he has a proposal. The next Pay-Per-View is named Survivor Series, and that is very appropriate. He’s sick of this Alliance/Invasion crap. One match: one survivor. Let’s put it all on the line. Shane confers with Steph and says that Vince is on. Vince says that’s great, but tonight will be the beginning of the end. They’ve done a good job at stealing the WWF Titles, but that’s down with. Let’s start with the WWF Champion. Shane stops Vince and brings up Vince’s hitting of Austin with a chair last night. In doing so, Vince screwed himself. Austin needed twelve stitches and suffered a concussion. Thus, Austin will not be competing tonight. Steph chimes in and says that there is another champion who will be competing tonight: Chris Jericho. Vince stops her and says that, since Austin isn’t here, Jericho has already been put into a match. Jericho will team up with The Rock to bring the WWF Tag Titles back from the Dudleys. And if Shane and Steph are up for it, there are lots more challenges to be laid out. Shane wonders out loud what is stopping him from walking down there and kicking Vince’s ass right now? He and Steph begin down the ramp, but Regal runs out and stops Shane. He whispers something to the WCW Owner and Shane pulls up short. Shane says that he won’t do this in front of his mother. Linda asks where they went wrong. Their daughter is a man-eater, and their son is a wuss. Regal pulls Shane and Steph back, while Vince and his wife exchange smiles. Fade Out.

Lita & Trish Stratus vs. Ivory & Mighty Molly:
-Lita marches out first, followed by Trish. Ivory comes out, followed by our resident super-heroine, Mighty Molly. Lita and Mighty Molly start out, with Lita hitting a headscissor takedown. Tag to Ivory, who gets taken down. Tag to Lita. Lita and Trish hit a double flapjack on Ivory 1-2-kickout. Trish hits Molly on the apron, and then ducks Ivory, who nails Molly off the apron. Trish goes second rope and chokes Ivory with her own hair. Molly comes over and uppercuts Trish in the face, allowing Ivory to pull Trish from the top. Backbreaker by Ivory and a tag to Molly. Flipping snapmare by Molly, who then chokes Trish on the ropes. Elbow drops by Molly, followed with a vertical suplex. Molly goes up top, but Trish ‘buckles her. Trish goes up top and hits a SuperHurricanrana, and both women go down. Tag to Lita and to Ivory. Clothesline by Lita, then a neckbreaker. She whips Molly into the corner and then whips Ivory into her. Trish lays down for Poetry in Motion, but Ivory leaps off her and nails Lita. Trish gets knocked out of the ring, allowing Lita to clothesline the Alliance women. Twist of Fate to Ivory, while Trish returns and hits the bulldog on Molly. Lita goes up top and hits a moonsault on Ivory 1-2-3!

In the back, RVD comes into Vince and Linda’s room. Vince says they need to talk business. The WWF means everything to Vince and his wife, and they would love to have RVD as a part of their organization. RVD doesn’t know. He just isn’t into choosing sides. Vince tells him that you’re either with him, or against him. RVD says that he’s fine where he is, just being himself, R-V-D. Well then, Vince says, he can be RVD defending the Hardcore Title against the Big Show. Fade Out.

In the back, Matt is looking for Lita to congratulate her, but walks in on a half-naked Trish Stratus. He congratulates her and watches as she goes to the showers. He stares as Lita walks in on him. They congratulate each other and Lita goes to shower, but Matt has to stop her to keep her from seeing Trish in there, so he sweet talks her and they go to find a private shower.

In the back, Foley walks into Regal’s office and clears off a corner of the desk for himself. Foley says that they need to work together to make sure there aren’t any run-ins and interference and all that. And if it all goes well, they may get in a game of Connect Four.

In the back, Kurt Angle and Edge are discussing how ugly Christian is, when Edge gets absolutely Gored in half by Rhyno against the wall. As Edge writhes in pain, refs run to restrain the pissed off Angle, who screams at the also-screaming Rhyno. Fade Out.

In their joint-office, Regal and Foley watch the replay of the Gore, and Foley proposes that Rhyno put his US Title on the line against Angle. Regal says that he’ll rip Angle in half like he did to Edge.

Billy Kidman vs. Tajiri (WCW Cruiserweight Title):
-In the arena, Tajiri and Torrie come down for the first of many title matches tonight. Billy Kidman comes down and gets set to defend his belt. Tajiri hits a snapmare, but Kidman with a hurricanrana and this one gets started in a hurry. Tajiri leaps and nails a hard enziguri that sends Kidman to the outside. Baseball slide by Tajiri. Back inside, Tajiri misses the Asai Moonsault, and Kidman dropkicks him down. Snapmare into a sleeper by Kidman. Powerbomb by Kidman 1-2-kickout. Scoop slam by Kidman, who hits a slingshot legdrop 1-2-shoulder up. Chops by Tajiri, then by Kidman, who hits a vertical suplex. Clubs by Kidman, who comes off the ropes for a clothesline. Tajiri ducks the clothesline and nails Kidman with a thrust kick. Shot to the face by Tajiri, followed with a spinning heel kick 1-2-kickout. Handspring back elbow by Tajiri 1-2-shoulder up. Kidman comes up out of nowhere with a DDT 1-2-kickout. Tajiri blocks a suplex and cradles Kidman 1-2-kickout. Tajiri fights out of a front facelock and brings Kdiman down for yet another two count. Knees by Kidman, followed by clubs to the back. Kidman goes for a Spear, but Tajiri leapfrogs him and locks in the Tarantula! Tajiri goes for the Kick of Death, but Kidman ducks and powerbombs him 1-2-shoulder up! Tajiri floats over a suplex, but Kidman does the same. Kidman brings Tajiri down to the mat, but Tajiri reaches back and hits a seemingly impossible kick to the face. Kidman drops to his knees and Tajiri nails him with the Kick of Death 1-2-3! Tajiri is the New WCW Cruiserweight Champion! Fade Out.

DDP Interview
-BANG! It’s He, it’s he: it’s D-D-P! DDP makes his way down to the ring, toothy grin on his headset mic-ed face. He came here to deliver a message that all of us can relate to: losing. How about the Kansas City Chiefs? He came here to support all those WWF Superstars in the back. They need to know that losing isn’t a bad thing; it’s a good thing. When you lose, you learn. You learn to eat healthier, to train harder, to live better. BOOM! Kane makes his way down to the ring and stands face to face with DDP, but Page simply smiles right at him. DDP tells Kane that his coming out here and interupting him isn’t a bad thing. It’s a good thing, because Kane is a perfect example of his message. Last night, Kane lost to Test, and he’s lost most of his life’s matches. For example, take his face. As a child, he was badly burned, and as a result, he has mangled flesh for a face. But that’s a good thing. Why? Because Kane gets to wear a mask all the time, and people love masks. Halloween is right around the corner! But coolest of all, no one gets to see what he looks like, because if they did, women would vomit and kids would scream. Kane suddenly chokeslams Page and lights up the ringposts. Fade Out.

Rhyno vs. Kurt Angle (WCW US Title):
-Rhyno makes his way down first, followed by Kurt Angle. Angle brings Rhyno down, but Rhyno flips over and pulls Angle’s arm back, but Angle flips around and hits a belly-back suplex. Back elbow by Rhyno, but Angle hits a belly-belly. Clothesline by Angle, then another. Chops by Angle, and a flying forearm 1-2-shoulder up. Chops by Angle, but Rhyno hits an airplane spin and a takedown 1-shoulder up. Rhyno puts Angle in the corner, stradling the ropes, and rams his shoulder into the prone body of Angle. Punches by Angle, but Rhyno spinebusters him back down 1-2-shoulder up. Boot choke by Rhyno, then a choke on the ropes. Angle fights back, clotheslining Rhyno over the top. On the outside, Angle chops away on Rhyno. Angle breaks the count, allowing Rhyno to ram him into the barrier. Back inside, Rhyno hits a neckbreaker on Angle 1-2-shoulder up. Snapmare by Rhyno with the sleeper follow. Angle uses the crowd to fight up and out, but Rhyno pulls him down by the hair. Rhyno yells at the crowd, allowing Angle to take him down and go for the AngleLock, but Rhyno gets to the ropes. Rhyno again with the snapmare into the sleeper. Angle again fights up and out, but Rhyno hits a belly-belly 1-2-shoulder up. Clubs to the back by Rhyno, but Angle explodes up and punches away on Rhyno in the corner. Crossbody by Angle 1-2-kickout. Reversals of waistlocks and Angle hits an overhead belly-belly. German Suplex by Angle, then another, then another. Rhyno is able to clothesline Angle, and both men go down. They stumble up and Angle hits the Olympic Slam, but he can’t immediately make the pin. Eventually he rolls over 1-2-shoulder up! Angle goes up top and misses the Hang Time Moonsault. Rhyno stumbles up and backs as Angle finds his feet. Rhyno rears back and Gores Angle, but they tumble through the ropes to the floor below. Rhyno picks Angle up and rolls him into the ring for the pin 1-2-shoulder up! Rhyno picks Angle up and looks for a belly-back suplex, but Angle drops down and trips Rhyno, locking in the AngleLock! Rhyno taps! Kurt Angle is the New WCW U.S. Champion! Fade Out.

Bradshaw vs. The Hurricane (WWF European Title):
-Bradshaw comes down, followed by everyone’s favorite superhero, The Hurricane, with Mighty Molly at his side. Bradshaw with shoulder blocks to take the Hurricane down, but he just doesn’t learn. Finally, Bradshaw sidesteps Helms and he flies to the outside. On the outside, Molly tries to distract Bradshaw, who catches a flying Hurricane and slams him down. Back in the ring, Bradshaw pounds away on Helms, who hits the SuperHeroKick and takes down Bradshaw’s knees. Helms tries for a suplex but he can’t quite do it. Bradshaw picks him up, walks around with the stall, and finally brings him down. Clubs to the back by Bradshaw, then a falling neckbreaker. Meanwhile, Molly goes up top and leaps at Bradshaw. He catches her and kicks down Helms. Bradshaw hits the Fallaway Slam, sending Molly all the way out of the ring. Meanwhile Hurricane winds up and tries to clothesline Bradshaw, but nothing doing. Bradshaw backs up and nails the Clothesline From Hell 1-2-3! Bradshaw, your new WWF European Champion!

In the back, Foley rubs the WWF’s three Title victories tonight, but says that Hurricane will indeed get a rematch later. Regal says that there is no way Rock and Jericho will be able to win yet another Title away from the Alliance. Meanwhile, Foley drops his disc and wins Connect Four... except that Regal points out, he’s playing against himself. Oh Mick, will you never learn? Fade Out.

Undertaker & Kane vs. Booker T & Test:
-Test and Taker start out, with Test nailing a couple hard elbows to Taker. Taker throws some punches of his own and kicks away. Taker nails Booker T with a cheap shot, but gets a Big Boot from Test, followed with a clothesline. Tag to Booker T. Reverse thrust kick by Booker T, followed with a sidewalk slam. Knee drop by Booker. Booker comes off the ropes and gets nailed by a Taker shoulder. Tag to Kane. Knockdown punches by Kane, then a back elbow. Kane misses the elbow drop and gets nailed with a kick by Booker. Tag to Test. Punches by Test, who tags Booker right back in. Punches in the corner by Booker, but Kane comes out and rams him into the turnbuckle. Scoop slam by Kane, who tags in Taker. Taker knocks Test off the apron and then hits the elbow lift. Test makes a blind tag and Big Boots Taker down 1-2-broken by Kane! On the outside, Booker rams Taker’s head into the stairs. In the ring, Test and Booker double team on Taker. Booker knocks Taker down 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Test. Punches by Test , then elbows in the corner. Kicks in the corner by Test, tag to Booker. Taker backs out of the scissor kick, and Taker catches a jumping calf kick and slams Booker down. Tag to Test and to Kane. Kane with knockdown punches to Test, then a clothesline in the corner. Sidewalk slam by Kane, then a big boot. Big boot to Booker T, and a gorrilla press slam to Test. He looks for the chokeslam, but Booker nails him with a jumping calf kick. Taker knocks Booker outside, and Test knocks Taker outside. Test and Kane run at each other and both hit Big Boots, with both men going down. Booker whips Taker into the corner, while Kane covers Test 1-2-broken by Booker. Kane hits a chokeslam to Booker T, and looks for one on Test. Test elbows out and looks for the Pump-Handle, but Taker boots him in the face. Kane spins Test around and Tombstones him 1-2-3! Fade Out.

Rob Van Dam vs. The Big Show (WWF Hardcore Title):
-Show immediately brings RVD to the mat, and then slams him down again. Chops in the corner by Show, then knees and clubs. Clothesline in the corner by Show, then a Big Boot. Show drops the straps and calls for the Show Stopper. He locks in the choke, but RVD hits a roundhouse kick. RVD runs at Show, but Show picks him up and tosses him to the floor. On the outside, Show smushes RVD’s face into the stairs, then chops him on the barrier. Show whips RVD to the stairs, but RVD jumps and hits a kick to the face. RVD with a leg drop from the barrier to slow the Show. RVD tosses a trashcane and a fire extinguisher into the ring, along with a couple chairs. Show rams RVD into the barrier, and then press slams him onto that retaining wall. Headbutt by Show, who then picks RVD up and tosses him over the top into the ring. Back inside, RVD nails Show with the trashcan, but Show just shakes it off. RVD picks up the chair, but Show punches it back into him. RVD grabs the fire extringuisher and fires it, but Show puts up the chair to block the spray. RVD drops the extinguisher and nails the Van Daminator on Show. He goes up top and hits the Five Star Frog Splash 1-2-3! Fade Out.

Over at WWFNY, Maven thanks the WWF for the honor of competing on SmackDown. He watched his matches and realizes just how far he has to go, and because of that, he has decided to go down to the WWF farm system to become the bets he can be. Tazz appears behind him and knocks him out with the Tazzmission.

In their office, Foley says that Tazz should have to face the real star of Tough Enough, Al Snow, on SmackDown. Regal agrees. Foley names off all the titles the WWF has won tonight, and says that they’re about to win the WWF Tag Titles. Regal says that won’t happen, but even if it does, it won’t matter, because after Survivor Series, there won’t be a WWF at all.

In the back, Rock congratulates Jericho on winning the big one, one of the best matches of all time. But the Rock wants him to always remember that in some way, some form, some fashion, there will be a rematch. But tonight isn’t about that. Tonight is all about the WWF Tag Team Titles. Rock asks if Jericho is still WWF. Jericho says that he is WWF always and forever, through and through. Then tonight, Rock says, that only thing Jericho needs to be concerned with is laying the smackdown on the Dudley’s candy asses. Rock goes to leave, but Jericho stops him and hands him a present: the nameplate that used to be on the WCW Title belt. Rock thanks him and gives Jericho a present: a steel chair, because that’s the only way Jericho is going to ever be able to beat The Great One.

Main Event: The Dudleys vs. The Rock & Chris Jericho (WWF Tag Titles)
-In the arena, the D-Bombs drop, and out come the Dudleys. The Rock marches out first. Then the Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and out comes the WCW Champion. Jericho and D-Von start off, with D-Von punching away and hitting a shoulder block. Flying forearm by Jericho. Chops by Jericho, then a back elboow. Jericho goes second rope and nails the missile dropkick 1-2-kickout. Tag to Rock. Rock smacks away on D-Von, hitting a DDT and covering 1-2-kickout. D-Von pokes Rock’s eyes and tags in BuhBuh. Pounding in the corner by BuhBuh, followed with hard chops to the chest. Sidewalk slam by BuhBuh 1-2-kickout. Punches by BuhBuh, but he runs into a Samoan Drop 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Jericho. Double back bodydrop by Rock and Jericho. BuhBuh comes back with clubs and tags in D-Von. Back suplex by Jericho 1-2-kickout. Tag to Rock. Rock and Jericho bump into each other as they switch positions, and stare each other down. Rock turns his attention to D-Von and slams him into Jericho’s boot. Tag to Jericho. Jericho ‘buckles D-Von, while Stacy distracts the ref. BuhBuh runs in, but Rock takes him down. The ref scolds Rock, allwoing BuhBuh to lift up Jericho for the diving shoulder from D-Von. Vertical suplex by BuhBuh. Tag to D-Von. Snapmare by D-Von with the sleeper follow. Jericho elbows up and out, but he runs into the powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to BuhBuh. BuhBuh pounds away on Jericho and then knocks Rock off the apron. Hebner holds Rock back, alowing the Dudleys to stomp away on Jericho. Jericho hits a kick to the head, and he and BuhBuh go down. Tag to Rock and to D-Von. Flying foerarm to D-Von, then knocking BuhBuh off the apron. Spinebuster to D-Von. He sets up the People’s Elbow, but BuhBuh knocks him down. Rock pops up and knocks BuhBuh over the top. Rock runs off and hits the People’s Elbow 1-2-broken by BuhBuh! Jericho runs in and hits a bulldog on BuhBuh. He takes BuhBuh outside and rams him into the announce table. Jericho goes up top and leaps for the missile dropkick, but D-Von pulls Rock in front! BuhBuh tosses Jericho outside and they go for the 3D on Rock, but Jericho leaps in and takes out BuhBuh. Rock Bottom to D-Von 1-2-3! The Rock and Chris Jericho are the WWF Tag Team Champions!

Afterwards, Rock picks up Jericho’s WCW Title belt and stares at it. He shines it up and places it around Jericho’s shoulder. He gives Jericho a few words and storms off to the back.

In the back, Vince and Linda embrace. Vince says that they need to celebrate the incredible night the WWF had, and they engage in that world famous figure four lip-lock. Aww, yeah... End Show.

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