Submitted by Rajah on September 16, 2002 at 23:30:20

Kane & Bradshaw vs. Lance Storm & Christian
-The Raw music video plays, and we come straight into the arena to see The Big Red Machine marching to the ring. Kane lights the posts as we begin with a Tag Team Title match! Bradshaw comes down to join his partner, and gets on the mic. Before those UnAmerican jackasses come down, he wants to make things clear. They aren't here to win the Titles for themselves. They're in the heartland of the America, and there's not a better time than right now to bring the Titles home. The UnAmericans hit the ring, and we start with an all-out brawl. Kane knocks Christian from the ring, and he and Bradshaw double shoulder block Storm. Bradshaw and Storm start out, with Bradshaw hitting a scoop slam 1-2-kickout. Shoulder block by Bradshaw that knocks Storm out of the ring. Bradshaw suplexes him over the ropes back into the ring 1-2-kickout. Tag to Kane. Kane punches away on Storm, who makes a blind tag to Christian. Christian attacks Kane from behind, but Kane double clotheslines the Tag Champs. Tag to Bradshaw. Back suplex by Bradshaw 1-2-shoulder up. Big Boot to Christian 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Kane. Kane with a double liftin choke to Christian, but he misses the elbow drop follow. Kane reaches up and tosses Christian into the corner, knocking Storm off the apron. Sidewalk slam by Kane 1-2-shoulder up. Storm pulls Kane down from the outside and wishbones him around the ringpost. Christian stomps away and then goes with mounted punches and blatant chokes. Christian distracts the ref, allowing Storm to pull Kane out of the ring and beat him down. Back in the ring, Storm tags in and the Champs club Kane down in the back. Kane fights out of the corner, but Christian guillotines him. Storm runs at Kane, but Kane hits a tilt-a-whirl slam, and both men go down. Tag to Bradshaw and Christian. Shoulder block by Bradshaw, then a back elbow. Storm flies off the top, but Bradshaw catches him. With Storm in his arms, Bradshaw boots Christian back and hits the fallaway slam on Storm. Spinebuster to Christian 1-2-broken by Storm. Storm Superkicks Bradshaw and goes out to attack Kane. Christian pins 1-2-shoulder up. CHristian looks for the Unprettier, but Bradshaw shoves him off the ropes and hits a powerslam 1-2-kickout. Storm goes up top and hits a flying clothesline on Bradshaw, but then Kane does the same to Christian. Storm goes up top for a flying dropkick, but Kane sidesteps and Storm nails the ref. Test runs down and Big Boots Kane. Bradshaw comes in and gives Test the Clothesline From Hell, but William Regal sneaks in and nails Bradshaw with the brass knuckles. Christian pins 1-2-3! Fade Out.

* Eric Bischoff Interview
-We come back to find Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff in the ring. He knows that some of the Superstars were upset that Triple H was given the World Championship. So tonight's Main Event will be a Fatal Fourway Elimination Match to determine the #1 Contender. Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy vs. The Big Show vs. Rob Van Dam. The winner will get a World Title shot at Unforgiven. That takes care of sports, so lets get to entertainment. He knows what Stephanie McMahon has in store for entertainment this week. She calls it a committment ceremony; Bischoff calls it a publicity stunt. The New York Times, Variety, the New York Post are all writing about Chuck and Billy and SmackDown. But Raw has a committment too: providing quality to each and every fan. If Stephanie is going to have a same-sex controversy, Bischoff is going to do her one better. For the first time in the history of this company, some beautiful women are going to take part in some H.L.A. That's right: Eric Bischoff presents H.L.A: Hot Lesbian Action!

* In the back, Terri asks Jericho about being in the Fatal Fourway match tonight. Jericho says he was a chance to be the #1 Contender to Triple H's World Title. The same Triple H who changed his Titleshot against Rob Van Dam. The same Triple H who was handed the Title. But Jericho has a plan to bring the Title back where it belongs: across his beautiful waist.
* In the back, Coach asks Triple H if he doesn't want RVD to win, seeing as Van Dam pinned him last week. Triple H asks if he's supposed to fear RVD just because he got lucky last week. Well he is The Game, the World Heavyweight Champion. It doesn't matter who he faces at Unforgiven. BuhBuh comes up and tells him to stop thinking about Unforgiven and start thinking about tonight. Triple H is giving his little brother Spike a Titleshot? Too afraid to face BuhBuh? Triple H says he doesn't even have to fight tonight. But he heard a Dudley issued a challenge, so he figure it was the most competitive one: Spike. So BuhBuh should consider himself lucky, because he doesn't have to face the Champ. BuhBuh says Triple H should consider himself lucky, because after his match with Steven Richards, he's going to... Richards blindsides BuhBuh, smashing him into the wall. Stevie tells BuhBuh to stop worrying about the Champ, and start worrying about Steven Richards. Fade Out.
* As we come back, Trish and Terri are walking the halls when they see a door marked "LESBIANS." They laugh and keep walking.
* Steven Richards vs. Bubba Ray Dudley
-In the arena, Steven Richards comes down for his match, but BuhBuh runs down and clotheslines him from behind on the ramp. BuhBuh pulls Ricahrds in the ring and hits a backbody drop. Suplex by Ricahrds, then a couple of elbow drops 1-2-kickout. BuhBuh 'buckles Stevie, locking him into the Tree of Woe. BuhBuh chops Stevie down, then smashes him into the turnbuckle. Stevie rakes the eyes and clubs BuhBuh down. Stomps by Richards, then a swinging neckbreaker 1-2-shoulder up. Chops by Richards, then punches and kicks in the corner. Boot choke by Stevie. BuhBuh comes back with a Sunset Flip 1-2-kickout. BuhBuh hits a clothesline and gets his old eye disorder. Chops by BuhBuh, then a release german suplex. Clothesline by BuhBuh, then a hiptoss and a vertical suplex 1-2-kickout. BuhBuh flapjacks Richards onto the ropes, then starts punching and dancing, punching and dancing. BuhBuh turns around and calls for the tables, but walks right into the StevieKick 1-2-shoulder up! BuhBuh Spears Richards 1-2-shoulder up. BuhBuh kicks Richards back, then clubs him into the corner. BuhBuh pulls Richards as they both go up top. BuhBuh looks for a Super BuhBuh Bomb, but Richards fights out. Richards turns around and goes up the turnbuckle, but BuhBuh powerbombs him down 1-2-3!

* Terri & Trish vs. Stacy & Victoria
-Terri comes in and Spears Stacy down. The action spills outside, where Trish gets kicked down. Back in the ring, Terri and Victoria start. Victoria takes Terri down and hits an elbow drop 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Stacy. Victoria smashes Terri into Stacy's boot. Terri tries to fight both women, but Victoria takes her down from behind. Stacy with a boot choke, then a slap across the face. Scoop slam by Stacy. Tag to Victoria, who hits a slingshot legdrop to come into the ring 1-2-shoulder up. Victoria flips Terri onto her shoulder, but Terri floats out. Terri slaps Stacy, and Victoria rears back, but nails Stacy inadvertantly. Victoria takes Terri down and goes up top, but misses a moonsault that puts anything Lita does to shame. Tag to Trish. Trish hits a back bodydrop, then a few clotheslines. Neckbreaker by Trish 1-2-shoulder up. Victoria hits a back elbow and goes up top, but Trish hits a hurricanrana to bring her down 1-2-shoulder up. Victoria hits a spinebuster 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Stacy. Stacy kicks Trish in the gut and then stomps. Spinning heel kick by Stacy 1-2-shoulder up.. Stacy calls Victoria to come into the ring, but Trish boots them both down. Bulldog to Stacy. Tag to Terri. Terri goes up top and hits a flying crossbody 1-2-3!

* In the back, Nowinski asks why Regal is giving up on being his mentor and joining the UnAmericans. Regal says he's always been an UnAmerican since he came to this miserable country. Nowinski says he'll just have to get ready for some Hot Lesbian Action. Regal smacks him and says he's the smartest man here, and all he can think of is lesbians and rogering Molly Holly? He's a Harvard graduate, and it's time he acted like one. Fade Out.
* Christopher Nowinski Interview
-As we come back, Christopher Nowitski limps down the ramp and gets into the ring. A friend of his just made him realize that Iowa State is being graced by a Harvard graduate. Nowitski says Iowa State isn't really an institute of higher learning; they're about one yard short, a reference to their loss to Florida State. But there are a lot of similarities. Harvard has Rhodes Scholars; Iowa State has dirt roads. At Harvard, they have a saying: it's alright, it's okay, you'll all work for us some day. Tommy Dreamer comes out in an Iowa State shirt, holding two Singapore canes. He knows a little saying too: Roses are red, violets are lame, why don't I beat you, with my Sinapore canes? Dreamer hits the ring and spinebusters Nowitski down, then hits a neckbreaker. Nowitski slides out of the ring and nails Dreamer with the cane. Tommy ducks one and hits a Russian legsweep. Back in the ring, Tommy nails Nowitski with a new cane, then pulls his shirt up and canes him across the skin of his back. Nowitski rolls out and runs up the ramp.

* In the back, Spike leaves his dressing room and passes two women. They ask if he knows who they are. They're the lesbians. They wish Spike luck, and then ask for some of their own. Spike asks what they need luck for. For Hot Lesbian Action, of course. Fade Out.
* Triple H vs. Spike Dudley
-Triple H pushes Spike into the corner, and then purposely turns his back on his opponent. Spike wrenches the arm, and rolls Triple H up 1-2-kickout. Triple H gets pissed and rushes Spike into the corner, then calms down and slaps Spike. Spike comes back with a slap of his own. Realizing what he's done, Spike runs out of the ring, then back in and hits a forearm. Back elbow and a dropkick by Spike, that sends Triple H out of the ring. Triple H pulls Spike out of the ring, then rams him into the barrier. Back in the ring, Spike hits the torpedo, then a swinging neckbreaker 1-2-shoulder up. Triple H boots Spike down and hits some mounted punches. Backbreaker by The Game, then another. Spike hits a headscissors, then another. Triple H goes outside to regain his balance, but Spike slingshots over the ropes and shoulder blocks him down. Back in the ring, Spike goes up top and takes Triple H down 1-2-kickout. Spike goes up again, but Triple H punches him out of midair. Pedigree by The Game, but he rests instead of pinning. Triple H smacks Spike around to try and revive him. Trips picks him up for another Pedigree, which the referee disapproves of. Trips pushes the ref away, allowing Spike to lowblow Triple H. Acid Drop by Spike 1-2-foot on the ropes. Spike revs himself up for another Acid Drop, but Triple H pushes him into the turnbuckle and locks in a sleeper. The ref checks on Spike and, finding him unconcious, calls for the bell. Triple H wins by submission. After the match, Spike falls to the mat. Triple H stomps away, until BuhBuh hits the ring. BuhBuh stands between Triple H and Spike, so The Game just walks out, keeping his eyes locked on BuhBuh.

* In the back, Coach asks Jeff Hardy about his opportunity to become the #1 Contender to the World Title. He's always dreamt of being the World Champ, but he's afraid he's not at 100% tonight. He sees Bischoff and walks over to him. Bischoff appologizes for the whole Rosie and Jamal attack, but he put Jeff in this match to make up for it. Jeff takes offense, saying he earned his way into this match. He was *this* close being the World Champ against the Undertaker in the ladder match. He has obsessed over that every day, and now, he's going to make up for it. And if Bischoff ever tries something like last week again, he'll show Eric what extreme is all about. Fade Out.
* In the back, Jericho gets done talking with Big Show and tells him to think about it. Johnny the Bull asks what that was about. Show says Jericho wants them to team up tonight and increase their odds of being #1 Contender. Johnny says Show should listen to him, but Show chokes him and tells him to shut up.
* In the back, Booker talks about what makes this country great. Goldust comes up in a Kane mask, saying that what makes his country great is being able to team up with a man like Goldust. Kane comes up and takes the mask off. Bradshaw tells them that it is up to them to beat the UnAmericans tonight. But there's a little time, so why don't they take in some lesbian action. Booker says this is what makes this country great. Only in America can you get a beer-drinking Texan, a big red freak, a gold freak, and the five-time WCW Champion, all getting together to take in some hot lesbian action. Fade Out.
* Booker T & Goldust vs. William Regal & Test
-Booker and Test start off, with Booker hitting a back elbow and a reverse thrust kick 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Goldust, who goes second rope and hits a flying club. Tag to Regal. Goldust hits the thump, then knocks Test off the apron. Regal tosses Goldust outside, where Test beats him down. Booker comes over and breaks it up. Back in the ring, Regal drags Goldust down and pins 1-shoulder up. Tag to Test. Back elbows by Test. Regal tags in and hits an armdrag. Choke with the knee by Regal, and Test tags back in. Boot choke by Test, then a running clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Regal. Regal beats Goldust against the ropes, then chokes. Tag to Test. Goldust begins fighting back, but Test looks for the pump handle. Goldust floats over and hits a falling neckbreaker, and both men go down. Tag to Booker and Regal. Shoulder block by Booker. Booker clotheszlines Test down, then hits a heel kick to Regal 1-2-broken by Test. Goldust knocks Test out of the ring. In the ring, Booker hits a knee to the gut and the scissors kick. Spinaroonie by Booker, but Test runs in. Booker ducks a Big Boot and nails Test with a jumping calf kick. Regal nails Booker with the brass knuckles. Kane and Bradshaw run down, closely followed by Storm and Christian. As the DQ bell rings, the UnAmericans flee from ringside. Fade Out.

* Hot Lesbian Action
-As we come back, Bischoff is in the ring. Again he stresses that Billy and Chuck's "committment ceremony" is just a ratings grabber. But Raw is about being committed to quality programming. So that being said, here are the lesbians! The two women come to the ring and start grinding against Bischoff. Eric says that as much fun as it would be for him, the people don't want to see them with him; they want to see them with each other, in some hot lesbian action. Bischoff asks if Jenny wants Tanya, which she does, and if Tanya wants Jenny. Tanya says her body aches all over for Jenny. Bischoff asks if Jenny wants to touch Tanya, which she does. Jenny rubs Tanya up and down, but Bischoff says you can't really feel her with that top on. Jenny takes Tanya's shirt off, and then her own. Bischoff asks if Jenny wants a handful on Tanya's tight, firm buttox. Jenny does, and then starts smacking Tanya's ass. Bischoff tells Jenny to take Tanya's skirt off, which she does, and then takes her own off as well. Bischoff asks for a warm hug, which they do, with lots of extra rubbing. Bischoff tells them to go for it, but to take it slow. Like a slow, warm, wet kiss. They appear to oblige, but we can't get a good look, but we do see Tanya attempting to take off Jenny's bra. Bischoff says that sex and violence sell. And they've had lots of sex, but they've gone on about three minutes too long without violence. Jenny and Tanya turn around to see Rose and Jamal. Jamal superkicks Jenny down, and Rosie presses Tanya, then tossing her into Jamal's slam. They set Jenny and Tanya on top of each other, and Jamal goes up top for a flying splash on the lesbian sandwich.

* In the back, Ric Flair congratulates RVD on his victory last week. When Flair saw Van Dam hit the Five Star, he knew it was over. And if Van Dam can keep the winning up tonight, there's no question he will be the next World Heavyweight Champion.
* Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Big Show vs. Rob Van Dam
-In the arena, the Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and out comes the Ayatollah, the Living Legend, the King of the World, Chris Jericho. Jeff Hardy comes out, followed by Big Show and finally Rob Van Dam. Jericho attacks Hardy and Show attacks RVD. Jeff back bodydrops Jericho voer the top rope, while RVD starts thrusting into Show in the corner. RVD lays down and Jeff goes for Poetry in Motion, but Show catches him and tosses him over the top. Scoop slam by Show on RVD, then Jericho hits an elbow drop. Jericho goes up top and lets Show toss him across the ring, but Van Dam rolls away in time. RVD and Jeff go up top. Jeff hits Show with a front dropkick, then RVD hits him with a flying spin kick. Jeff tosses RVD out of the ring and covers 1-2-kickout. Jeff goes up top and hit Show with the Swanton 1-2-kickout. RVD hits Show with Rolling Thunder 1-2-kickout that sends Van Dam flying into the ref. Jericho grabs a chair and lays out RVD, then Jeff. He nails Show in the back, but Show swats the chair away. Show picks up the chair as Hebner regains conciousness. Jericho drops to the mat and acts injured, causing Hebner to disqualify Show. Before leaving the ring, Show chokeslams all three of the opponents. Show is eliminated, and must leave ringside. Fade Out. As we come back, Jericho takes out RVD, but misses the springboard dropkick. RVD sommersaults over the top and takes out Jericho. Jeff Hardy baseball slides into RVD, then runs the rails and takes out both RVD and Jericho. Back in the rnig, Jeff hits a twisting rope flip 1-2-shoulder up. Jeff looks for Whisper in the Wind, but Jericho rolls away in time. Jericho goes up top, but RVD 'buckles him. Van Dam and Hardy go up top and hit a double superplex. Double springboard heel kicks, and Jericho gets knocked from the ring. RVD hits a rolling fireman's carry, then a springboard moonsault 1-2-shoulder up. RVD looks for a hiptoss, but Jeff counters into a DDT 1-2-shoulder up. Jeff goes up top, but Jericho pushes him off. Lionsault to Jeff 1-2-3! Jeff Hardy has been eliminated. Van Dam catches Jericho with a heel kick 1-2-shoulder up. Release German suplex by Jericho 1-2-shoulder up. Jericho pulls the arms back, laying his knee into Van Dam's back. RVD kicks Jericho away, then sidesteps, causing Jericho to spear the ringpost. Both men struggle to get up. As the ref checks on Van Dam, Jericho takes the cover off a turnbuckle. Van Dam kicks Jericho into the corner, then whips him into the exposed turnbuckle. Monkey flip by Van Dam, then a backflip splash 1-2-shoulder up. Step-over heel kick by Van Dam, then Rolling Thunder, but Jericho gets his knees up. Jericho rolls him up 1-2-shoulder up. Chops in the corner by Jericho. Jericho goes for a springboard crossbody, but Van Dam dropkicks him out of the air. Split-legged moonsault by RVD 1-2-kickout. Big boot by Jericho, then a bulldog. Jericho goes for the Lionsault, but RVD rolls away. Spinning heel kick by RVD. Van Dam goes up top, but misses the Five Star! Lionsault by Jericho 1-2-shoulder up! Jericho takes Van Dam down and looks for the Walls, but Van Dam inside cradles him 1-2-kickout. Spinning heel kick by RVD, as Triple H comes out on the stage. Van Dam yells at Trips, allowing Jericho to roll him up 1-2-kickout. Jericho goes for a dropkick, but RVD catches him and catapults him into the exposed turnbuckle! Springboard spin kick by RVD, then the Five Star 1-2-3! RVD is the #1 Contender to the World Title! End Show.

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