Submitted by Rajah on May 10, 2002 at 01:21:28

-We start with clips from last week, where Jericho beat Triple H for the #1 Contendersip. Then, we see clips from Monday when Taker beat on Hogan.

-We're here in the Mellon Arena in Pittburgh with Cole and Tazz for Smackdown! Tonight, Jericho will take on Hogan for the Undisputed title! Rikishi and Hurricane vs. Billy and Chuck- Tag Team Titles

Rikishi & Hurricane vs. Chuck & Billy
-Okay, first of all, Rikishi and Hurricane are the #1 contenders for the tag titles? This just sad. Anyway, Rikishi and Hurricane come out first. Billy and Chuck come out next with Rico. Rikishi and Billy start. Billy takes it to Rikishi, but Rikishi pushes him away. Sunset flip by Billy, but he gets away before Rikishi sits on him. Tag to Chuck. Powerslam and legdrop by Rikishi. Tag to Hurricane. Hurricane hits a Sunset flip off the top rope, 1-2-kickout. Headscissors takedown by Hurricane. Hurricane goes for a chokeslam, but Billy stops him. Belly to belly by Chuck, 1-2-kickout. Clotheslines by Chuck. Tag to Billy. Billy chokes Hurricane on the ropes. Tornado DDT by Hurricane. Tag to Chuck. Hurricane flips over the back suplex and hits a neckbreaker. Tag to Rikishi. Clotheslines to Billy and Chuck. Superkick to Chuck. Big clothesline to Billy. Rikishi backs it up on Billy and Chuck. Back Body Drop to Chuck. Rikishi goes for a Stinkface, but Rico pulls Billy out. Samoan Drop to Chuck. Tag to Hurricane. Cross body off the top rope by Hurricane. Rikishi goes outside after Billy. Heel kick by Rico to Hurricane. Chuck covers for the 1-2-3! Here are your winners and STILL Tag Team Champions- Billy and Chuck
-After the match, Rikishi hits Chuck with a Superkick. Chokeslam to Rico.

Rikishi backs it up on Rico. Stinkface to Rico!

-Val Venis and Lance Storm talk in a lockerroom when Angle comes in. Angle thinks it's a shame that talented wrestlers like Val and Storm are only on Smackdown! when they bet on Henry. Hes going to debut his new shirt tonight, and one of them can model it for him. Val thinks that the shirt sucks, and so does Angle. Val leaves. Lance says he would love to model Angle's new shirt. Isn't he worried that the fans might chant that he sucks? Angle says that this is his hometown. Without Angle, this town would be the pits. Angle then makes fun of Mario Lemiux.

Commercial break.

-Angle comes out. Lance soon follows with Angle's new shirt on. The fans, naturally chant "You Suck". Tonight, Lance is officially wearing the new Kurt Angle tee shirt. Angle designed it himself. Angle explains the shirt, how it lists all his accomplishments, and is only available in XXL or larger. What does Lance think? It's just great! If people are smart, they'll save the money they usually use to buy beer and porn, and they'll buy a shirt instead. Edge comes out. Edge wants to buy a shirt. Everyone wants to buy a shirt. But they want a different shirt. Edge calls for the new Kurt Angle tee shirt. Val comes out and models with the "You Suck" shirt from last week. Angle is sick of Edge. Angle thought Edge would have learned his lesson after Backlash. Angle wants a match with Edge at Judgment Day. Edge will suck...out of a tube in a hospital. Lance whispers to Angle. Angle agrees with Lance. He wants to humiliate Edge. If Angle wins, Edge has to shave his head. Edge agrees. If Edge wins, Angle will have to shave his head. Angle says that the people would die if their Olympic Hero shaved his head. Val paraphrases another superstar and asks the fans to give him a "You Suck" if they want to see Angle shave his head. The fans oblige. Angle agrees to the stipulation. Edge says that Angle will be Red, White, and Bald.

Commercial break.

-We see clips from last week where Randy Orton beat Hardcore Holly.

Hardcore Holly vs. Randy Orton
-Holly comes out. Orton comes out. We see a clip from earlier when Stacy came to see Randy. He says that she got him in trouble with Vince last week. She says that Vince isn't there. She wanted to wish him luck. She kisses him on the cheek and checks out his ass. The match starts. Drop toe hold and standing dropkick by Orton, 1-2-kickout. Holly takes it to Orton. Schoolboy by Orton, 1-2-kickout. Clothesline and rollup by Orton, 1-2-kickout. Powerbomb by Holly. Choke on the ropes by Holly. Standing dropkick by Holly. Powerslam by Orton, 1-2-kickout. Orton springboards and kind of botches his move, 1-2-kickout. Flying forearm amd back body drop by Orton. Holly hits a blatant low blow, and the ref calls for the bell.
Here is your winner via DQ- Randy Orton

-After the match, Holly tosses Orton outside and drags him up the ramp. Holly hits the Alabama Slam on the top of the ramp.

Commercial break.

-Farooq talks to Henry backstage. He shows Mark all the cash he made betting on him. He gives Henry twenty bucks for making him all the money. D-Von comes in. Money is the root of all evil. They can cleanse it. He can give it to D-Von. A dollar is a terrible thing to waste. Henry tells D-Von to justify his ass out of there. D-Von says lightning will strike them down. And, before that, Brother D-Von might.

-Vomce saus that Randy doesn't know a good kiss. He wants to kiss Stacy a lot. But he wants to kiss her one place in particular. He goes to kiss her belly button when Jericho storms in. Tonight is his night. Things have been bothering him, though. For instance, Hulk Hogan. He might try and disqualify himself. After the beating he got on RAW, Hogan knows he can't beat Jericho. Vince makes the match a No DQ match. What about Undertaker? Flair and McMahon made a deal that if any wrestler interfered in a match on a show not their own, they are suspended. What about Triple H? Vince says that if Triple H touches Jericho, it'd be career suicide. Jericho says that it'll be his night. Vince is about to go back to work with Stacy, but Jericho is still there. He excuses Jericho. Vince tells Stacy that they should get busy.

Commercial break.

Edge and the Big Valbowski vs. Kurt Angle and Lance Storm
-Edge and the man who needs a name change, the Big Valbowski, come out. Angle and Storm come out next. Edge and Angle start. Missile dropkick by Edge, 1-2-kickout. Tag to Val. Back elbow followed by an elbow and knee drop by Val, 1-2-kickout. Clotheslien by Angle. Tag to Storm. Knees to the gut by Cal. Russian leg sweep by Val. Abdominal stretch by Val, broken up by Kurt. Tag to Edge. Angle grabs Edge's hair from the apron. Spinning heel kick by Storm, 1-2-kickout. Tag to Angle. Suplex by Angle, 1-2-kickout. Back elbow by Edge. German suplex by Angle. Tag to Storm. Leg drop by Storm, 1-2-kickout. Drop toe hold into a legbar by Storm. Tag to Angle. Double team by Storm and Angle. Storm stays in the ring and locks in a submission on Edge, who battles out. Storm goes for a springboard flying shoulderblock, but Edge powerslams him down. Tag to Val and Angle. Clotehslines by Val. Flying shoulderblock to Angle. Powerslam to Storm. German suplex by Angle. Powerbomb by Val, 1-2-Storm breaks it up. Val counters the double suplex, and Edge hits a double clothesline off the top rope. Belly to belly to Val. Spear to Angle. Storm knocks Edge outside. Val covers Angle for a two count. Sppinebuster by Val. Val goes for the Moneyshot, but Angle hits a belly to belly off the top rope, 1-2-kickout. Clothesline by Edge. Storm gets tossed over the top. Val counters the Angle Slam into a cover, but the ref is distracted by Edge. Storm hits a kick to the face of Val, and Angle reverses the cover for the 1-2-3!
Here are your winners- Kurt Angle and Lance Storm

Commercial break.

-Jericho comes out. The crowd chants for Hogan. They can't bring Jericho down. he's king of the world. He's the mack daddy. Last week, he beat Triple H fair and square. He earned his right to face Hogan. He's going to do what the Game, or rather, the Shame, couldn't- beat Hogan and become the Undisputed Champion. He'll do what every WWF superstar wanted to do- he'll drive a stake into the heart of Hulkamania. It'll die tonight. Triple H comes out. Triple H gets in Jericho's face and laughs. What's he laughing at? He's jealous of Jericho. The worst thing is that there's nothing Trips can do about it. Trips wants to hit him. Jericho tells Triple H to hits him. Trips just keeps on smilin'. Triple H is scared. He can't stop Jericho. He's going to regain the title and end Hulkamania. Triple H isn't smiling because he wants to punch Jerichoo. Triple H knows something Jericho doesn't. Triple H knows that there's no chance Jericho will become champ tonight.

Commercial break.

Farooq and Mark Henry vs. Christian and Test
-Farooq comes out. Mark Henry soon follows. Christian comes out next. Test comes out last. Test and Henry start. Henry pushes Test away. Christian hits Henry, and Test takes it to him. Tag to Christian. Double clothesline by Henry. Henry tosses Christian in the air and down to the mat. Tag to Farooq. Henry tosses Christian up, and he falls right on Farooq's knee. Clothesline from the apron by Test. Tag to Test. Clotheslines in the cornre by Test. Tag to Christian. Clotheslines by Farooq to Christian and Test. Powerslam to Christian, 1-2-broken up by Test. Test goes outside. D-Von is collecting money in the crowd. Farooq covers Christian for a two count. Henry yells at D-Von, and Farooq comes after him. Farooq tosses the money from the collection plate into the crowd. D-Von hits Henry, and Henry chases him into the crowd. In the ring, Test misses the Big Boot, and Farooq hits a Spinebuster. Reverse DDT by Christian, 1-2-3!
Here are your winners- Christian and Test

Commercial break.

Tajiri vs. Billy Kidman- Cruiserweight Title
-Tajiri comes out with geisha girl Torrie. Kidman soon follows, again with no crowd response. Kicks to the knee by Tajiri. Headscissors takedown off the top rope by Kidman. Springboard armdrag by Kidman. Dropkick to the knees by Tajiri. Tajiri works on Kidman's leg. Tajiri drops Kidman on his leg. Tajiri goes for the move again, but Kidman rolls into a Sunset flip, 1-2-kickout. Single leg takedown by Tajiri. Tajiri sets up Kidman in the Tree of Woe and hits a dropkick. Enziguiri by Kidman. Clotehsline by Kidman. Tajiri goes for the Springboard elbow, but Kidman dropkicks him in the back, 1-2-kckout. Heel kick by Tajiri. Kidman counters the powerbomb and hits a double armed choke bomb. Kick by Tajiri, 1-2-kickout. Tajiri goes for the Tarantula, but Kidman tosses him outside. Torrie checks on him, but Kidman tells her to move out of the way. Kidman goes for the Suicide Dive, but Tajiri pushes Torrie in the way! Kick of Death by Tajiri, 1-2-3!
Here is your winner and STILL Cruiserweight Champion- Tajiri

-Vince and Stacy re-dress (eeeeeew) when Vince tells her to go get Triple H.

Commercial break.

-Stacy and Triple H enter. Vince tells Stacy to leave. Vince informs Triple H that if he interferes in the match, his career is over. Triple H smiles. Is Vince done? Yes. Good, says Trips.

Commercial break.

-We see clips of Jericho beating Triple H from Smackdown! last week.

Chris Jericho vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan- Undisputed Title
-Jericho comes out. Hogan comes out next. They lock up, but Hogan tosses Jericho away. They lock up again, but Hogan tosses him away again. Shoulderblock by Hogan. Hiptoss by Hogan. Scoop slam by Hogan. Armwrenches and wristlocks by Hogan. Back suplex by Jericho. Jericho misses the elbow drop. Jericho goes up top, but Hogan tosses him down to the mat. Low blow by Jericho. Jericho misses a flying forearm in the corner and goes outside. Hogan goes into the post. Jericho hits a double axe handle from the top rope on Hogan. Guillotine on the ropes by Jericho. Jericho hits a running knee to the back of Hogan while he's on the second rope. Jericho chokes Hogan with his wrist tape. Jericho misses the second running knee. Scoop slam and elbow drops by Hogan. Hogan misses te third elbow drop. Bulldog and Lionsault by Jericho. Triple H comes out and goes to the announcer's table. Hogan misses the Big Boot, and Jericho hits a DDT. Hogan HULKS UP! Big Boot by Hogan. Jericho counters the Legdrop into the Walls of Jericho. Hogan gets to the ropes. Jericho gets a chair. Chairshot to the back of Jericho. Triple H says the he senses that the Undertaker is here. Taker's music plays. Jericho gets his chair ready, but Hogan rolls him up with the schoolboy, 1-2-3!
Here is your winner and STILL Undisputed Champion- Hulk Hogan

-After the match, Triple H comes in and beats on Jericho. End Show.

Man of the Night- Randy Orton. Another impressive match by this new guy. I look forward to seeing more of him.

Match of the Night- Edge/Val vs. Angle/Storm. I should stop picking Cruiserweight matches. This was a good, if formulaic, tag match. Excellent wrestlers who need more wrestling time. Especially Storm and Val.

Quotation of the Night- "First of all, Lance does not suck. He may be Canadian, but he's cool." -Kurt Angle, after getting "You Suck" chants.

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