WWE Smackdown! Report for September 12, 2002
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Submitted by Rajah on September 20, 2002 at 00:19:39


* Before the initial WWE video, an invitation to Billy and Chuck's ceremony is shown. Afterward, they replay parts of the Taker-Lesnar interview with Heyman announcing that Taker's wife is pregnant.

* Brock Lesnar vs. Hardcore Holly
The two talk the Holly takes the first shot. Lesnar belly-to belly suplexes Holly. Lesnar puts Holly in a front headlock, Holly gets to the ropes. Holly knocks Lesnar out of the ring. Outside the ring Lesnar clubs at the back of Holly's head. Lesnar plants Holly back first into the ring post, then deliver a snap suplex. The two roll in the ring and Lesnar covers for 2. Lesnar pounds his shoulder into Holly's chest. Lesnar clotheslines Holly to the mat. Lesnar delivers a delayed vertical suplex to Holly. Holly tries to battle back but Lesnar whips him in the corner. Lesnar locks in a bear hug on Holly. Lesnar covers for 2. Holly battles back by kicking at Lesnar from the ropes. Holly gets on the second rope and misses a drop kick. Lesnar hits a backbreaker on Holly. Lesnar delivers a power bomb that lands Holly on his head. Lesnar sets up for another power bomb, Holly gets out of it with a drop kick. Lesnar delivers the F-5 and pins for the victory.

* Backstage Taker is escorting his wife Sara into the building.

* Eddie and Chavo Guerrero vs. Edge and John Cena
Eddie explodes on Edge during his entrance. Chavo knocks Cena out of the ring. Edge send Eddie and Chavo face first in the mat. Cena gets back in and knocks Chavo out of the ring . Cena and Eddie officially start the match off. Eddie and Chavo double teams Cena, Edge comes in a double clotheslines Chavo and Eddie. Chavo and Eddie stomp on Cena outside the ring. Chavo kicks at Cena's back. Cena lifts up Eddie and drops him down. He attempts to do it again but Chavo breaks it up. Edge and Chavo are tagged in. Edge boots Eddie in the face and back body drops Chavo. Eddie takes Edge down outside the ring. Chavo uppercuts Eddie then covers for 2. Eddie whacks Edge in the back of his head with his elbows then suplexes him. Eddie covers for 2. Eddie repeatedly knocks Edge down. Chavo gets tagged in. Edge battles back by delivering a face plant to Chavo. Eddie is tagged in as is Cena. Cena delivers a forearm to Chavo's head. Edge clotheslines Chavo from the top rope.. Edge is knocked out of the ring. Chavo delivers a brain buster to Cena and Eddie hits a frog splash. Cena is pinned and Eddie and Chavo pick up the win. Edge and Chavo attempt a stick face on Edge but Edge counters and shoves Eddie into Chavo.

* Eddie yells a Chavo backstage for what just happened. Eddie says he should kick Chavo's ass.

* Marc Lloyd asks Taker about Taker bringing Sara to the arena for Smackdown.. Taker says Sara has friend is Minneapolis. Matt Hardy congratulates Taker on soon becoming a father. Matt says he wants to have a little Matt Hardy some day with all his "Matt-ribues". Taker says they can talk about this later.. Matt insists they discuss it now. Taker shoves Matt down and goes back into his dressing room. Matt says someone needs a "Matt-itude" adjustment.

* Rico is on the phone with the cake people saying he needs to grooms on top.. He goes in to see Stephanie and ask her for her to attend the ceremony. She says that she has really bad luck at weddings of all types and she doesn't want to jinx it. Rico says its not ok, the flowers haven't arrived, the singers are stuck in traffic and the cake is screwed up. Rico says he needs a witness and can't find one. She said if he needs one for the ceremony to be legal then she would be honored to do it. Rico thanks her and leaves.

* Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio
Angle makes some jokes about Mysterio's size. Angle says that its not going to be funny what he does to him tonight. Angle says that most of the crowd like Mysterio since most would benefit from wearing his mask. Angle says that Benoit better not laugh at him again there will be two holy unions tonight, Billy and Chuck and Benoit's face and Angle's fist. Angle says that Mysterio is a boy in a man's world. Angle says he is a man who loves to play with boys. Angle tries to correct himself by saying he meant that Mysterio's a boy and he is a man and tonight he is going to man handle him. Angle tries again saying he going to get on top of him tonight. He then just gives up and calls for Mysterio to come out. After a commercial break, Rey makes his entrance. Angle and Mysterio talk, Mysterio turns away, Angle pulls him back. They lock up, Angle spins around Mysterio and slaps him the back of the head. The two go at it again, Mysterio fireman carries Angle. Mysterio slaps Angle then Angle chases him around the ring. Angle whips Mysterio in the post. Mysterio hits a spring board moonsault and covers for two. Mysterio rolls up Angle again for 2. Angle delivers a huge German suplex throw to Mysterio. Angle hits a back breaker on Mysterio. Angle covers Mysterio for 2. Angle attempts a suplex, Mysterio counters with a heel kick. Angle delivers a belly to belly suplex then locks in a bear hug type submission. Mysterio rolls up Angle from the submission for a two count. Angle hits a few suplexes, on the last on Mysterio counters and plants Angle's face in the mat. Mysterio gets to the corner and as Angle runs towards him, Mysterio boots him in the face. Mysterio gets to the top rope and jumps off on to Angle. Mysterio covers for two. Angle gets knocked out of the ring. Mysterio moonsaults over the top rope and on to Angle outside the ring. They get back in the ring. Mysterio hits a leg drop off the ropes. Mysterio covers for 2. Angle puts Mysterio in the ankle lock. Mysterio gets out and hits the 619 on Angle. Mysterio goes for the west coast pop but Angle moves. Mysterio still covers but Angle kicks out. Mysterio gets on the top rope but Angle is up and Angle delivers the Angle Slam from the top rope. Angle covers Mysterio for the win.

* Backstage a limo pulls up and the occupant is identified only as some here for the wedding.

* Chris Benoit vs. Rikishi
The match begins right away as Rikishi knocks Benoit down. Benoit head butts Rikishi in the face. The ref helps Benoit and Benoit delivers a low blow to Rikishi. Benoit chops at Rikishi and then covers him for two. Benoit locks in the cross face. Rikishi plants Benoit face first in the mat as he gets out of the cross face. Rikishi drags Benoit to the corner. Rikishi got on the second rope and Benoit throws him down. Benoit gets on the top rope and attempts the head butt but Kurt Angle comes out and knocks him down. The bell sounds. Benoit falls into position for the stink face. Rikishi delivers as Angle hold Benoit's arms, preventing him from moving out of the way.

* The ring is being set up for the ceremony, flowers wrapped around the ropes and such..

* Benoit is backstage talking to Stephanie about Kurt Angle. Benoit demands a match with Angle. Matt Hardy comes in and says he needs to talk to her. Stephanie says that at Unforgiven it will be Angle vs. Benoit. Benoit leaves. Matt Hardy demands a match with Taker. Stephanie says since he is so full of "Matt-itude" he can face Taker. Matt says that tonight he guarantees victory.

* Billy and Chuck's music hits and Rico makes his way out to the ring. Rico shakes hands with the justice of the peace and comments that he is old. Rico complains about everything in the ring being wrong.

* After the commercial break, Stephanie comes down to the r ing. Rico says tonight is a break through for WWE and network TV, two men will boldly go where none have ever gone before. Rico signals for the singers to begin sing. And of all songs...they sing "It's Raining Men." Billy and Chuck come out to the ring. The justice of the peace begins the ceremony. He says that Chuck and Billy have written their own vows. Chuck says that when he first met Billy he knew he was a great tag team competitor and his name was Mr. Ass.. Chuck says Billy has captured something better than tag team gold, he has captured his heart. Billy says what Chuck just said was corny. Billy says that is what makes Chuck special. Billy puts a ring on Chuck's finger and says he wants him to be his tag team partner permanently. Rico shows a video about Billy and Chuck. It shows touching and heart warming segments of Billy and Chuck is some provocative positions and situations. The crowd was not amused, they booed it. The justice asks if anyone thinks that Billy and Chuck shouldn't be joined they need to speak now. The crowed boos some more and then begins a "just say no" chant. The Godfather heads out to the ring with his train of bitches and hos. Godfather says that when he heard there was a party going on he knew that Minneapolis was the next stop for the ho train. Godfather says he likes how Rico dressed but he needs to stop this ceremony. Godfather asks Billy what happened and said Billy still has the pimp in him. Godfather tells Chuck that he was a legendary skirt chaser, a bad ass Palumbo brother. Godfather said Chuck liked the hefty ladies. Godfather asks what the hell is going on. Rico says he will not allow this interruption. Rico says that no one wants to see the Godfather and his "good time girls." Rico tells him to leave. Godfather tells Rico that he doesn't know what he's missing by passing up the ho train. Rico tells them to go to the end of the ceremony. The justice asks if Billy will commit himself to Chuck, Billy is hesitant, but says yes. Chuck is then asked if he will commit himself to Billy. Chuck doesn't respond until prompted by Rico. Billy and Chuck stop the ceremony. Chuck says it wasn't supposed to go this far, that it was only publicity stunt and that they are not gay.. The crowd cheers. Billy says if he was gay he wouldn't marry Chuck.. Rico says he knew that they would back out at the last second. Stephanie looks perplexed. The justice says that a commitment is a very special thing, Billy and Chuck's bond is sacred. The justice says it doesn't matter if it lasts 50 years, 16 months or 3 minutes. The justice unveils himself as Eric Bischoff. Stephanie is frightened. Bischoff holds Stephanie back as Rico is attacked by Billy and Chuck. The Island Boys come out and destroy everything in the ring. They beat up Billy and Chuck. One of the Island boys delivers a Samoan drop to Stephanie. The whole Smackdown roster runs down to save Stephanie. Rico and Bischoff leave together.

*Nidia vs. Torrie
Nidia clotheslines Torrie and covers for 2. Torrie kicks Nidia after being whipped into the ropes. Torrie covers for 2. Nidia knocks Torrie down. Nidia kicks at Torrie's ribs. Nidia kicks at Torrie and she drops to the mat. Torrie knocks down Nidia and covers for the win.

* Backstage Taker tells Sara that the match shouldn't take long.

* Matt Hardy knocks on Lesnar's door and Lesnar and Heyman come out, presumably to escort Matt to his match with Taker.

* Matt Hardy accompanied by Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman vs. The Undertaker
Taker throws his shirt at Lesnar. Heyman jumps up on the apron and yells at Taker. Heyman throws a chair into the ring. Matt and Taker lock up and Taker throws Matt down on the mat. Matt is whipped into the corner. Taker delivers a power slam to Matt. The ref tells Heyman to leave ring side. Matt delivers a low blow to Taker as this happens. Lesnar takes a shot at Taker while Matt distracts the ref. The ref tells Lesnar to leave. Matt is attacking Taker. Matt attempted the twist of fate but Taker countered with a clothesline. Matt battles backs but Taker takes control. Matt is whipped into the ropes yet again. Taker delivers a snake eyes to Matt. Backstage Heyman is harassing Sara. Taker runs backstage to take care of Heyman. Lesnar whacks Taker with a chair once he gets to Heyman. Lesnar stares down Sara and grabs her stomach, he tells her that life is a bitch. Heyman and Lesnar leave and Sara attends to Taker. Presumably Matt wins by DQ count out?


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