WWE Smackdown! Report for November 28, 2002
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Submitted by Rajah on December 05, 2002 at 23:52:36


* A recap of last week of Brock being threatened with suspension and being screwed out of a rematch by Heyman was shown.

* Smackdown begins with Stephanie McMahon coming out and getting on the mic. She says she has a responsibility to all the fans and all the superstars back stage. That's why the decision to suspend Brock Lesnar is so hard. She says bringing Brock to Smackdown was her greatest coop. She says last week Lesnar put her in an awkward place after defying her twice. She says that everyone needs to understand that she is the boss and what she says goes. She says he didn’t leave her with a lot of options. Brock Lesnar’s music hits and he comes out and stares her down. Some more staring takes place. He says hat because she is out here barking orders about his career he should be out there so she could tell him face to face. Brock gets all up in her face and chases her out of the ring. She says he makes her uncomfortable and she think he needs to cool off. She walks up the ramp and has a hoard of cops comes up to the ring. She says the police is here for his protection. She says that the fans can’t be upset with her because she didn’t screw Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar screwed Brock Lesnar. Then she says he is suspended indefinitely.

* The cops are escorting Brock out of the building. One of the cops says he is sorry about what happened. Brock says if another one of them touches him he will use his night stick as a thermometer. He gets in his car and drives off.

* Rey Mysterio and Edge vs. Matt Hardy and John Cena w/ B squared
Wow, Matt has been to Plymouth Rock and he believes that Thanksgiving is a boring holiday. Matt and Rey start us off. Rey punches Matt a few time but Matt takes Rey down with an elbow to the chin followed by a leg drop. Cena is tagged in and Edge and Mysterio hit a double drop kick on him. Edge hits a neck breaker on Cena and covers for 2. Edge face plants Cena then rams his shoulder into Matt Hardy. Cena rolls up Edge for 2. Cena stomps away at Edge. He covers again for 2. Matt gets tagged in and takes control of Edge. Matt nails the side effect and covers but Rey breaks it up. Matt puts Edge in a head lock but Edge battles out. Matt misses a clothesline so Edge jumps on top of him. Matt hits a drop toe hold and tags in Cena. Cena covers Edge for 2. Cena puts Edge in another head lock and again Edge battles out. Edge nails a missile drop kicks off the ropes on Cena. Cena tags in matt but Edge can’t get to rey. Matt attempts a twist of fate but Edge counters witha face plant. Edge tags in Rey. Rey knocks Cena off the apron. Rey drop kicks Cena then kicks him in the chin. Edge is tagged in. Edge taks Matt down and Rey jumps on top of Matt. Edge covers but Cena breaks it up. Rey attempts a 619 but B squared stops it. Rey evntually hits the 619 on Matt but Cena prevents Rey from any more damage. Edge hits a spear on Cena then jumps on top of B squared. rey and Matt are alone in the ring, Rey attempts a hurricanrana but Matt counters into a cover and uses the ropes to pick up the win.

* Stephanie is walking backstage talking to herself. Kurt Angle stops her and asks what is wrong. She says she can’t believe the people booed her after she is going to bring them Scott Steiner. Angle says he knows how the feels. He says maybe tonight they will cheer for him and if they don’t they suck. Stephanie yells that everything has to be about Kurt. Stephanie says she is getting a visit from "Aunt Flo". Angle doesn’t get it. She says that "Aunt Flo" visits monthly, Angle thinks its nice that her aunt visits every month, obviously not understanding what she is implying. Finally she says she is suffering from PMS. She leaves and Angle can’t figure out what PMS has to do with her aunt visiting.

* Apparently Brock Lesnar returned to the parking lot. We go outside to Marc Lloyd who sees Scott Steiner pull up in his limo. Lloyd asks for comments. Steiner responds by flexing his arm.

* Chuck Palumbo vs. Tajiri
Chuck Palumbo man handles Tajiri for a while. Tajiri locks in the tarantula. Palumbo hits a leg sweep. Palumbo locks in the pad lock his new submission maneuver. Tajiri gets to the ropes forcing Palumbo to break the hold. Tajiri kicks Palumbo on the side of the head. Tajiri sprays Palumbo with the green mist then hits his martial arts kick and covers for the win.

* Backstage Stephanie is in her office and she hears someone knock on the door. She thinks is Scott Steiner. Its not, it is Moolah. She says she is surprised. Stephanie says she has to ask her something. She says that the south is supposed to be full of manners. Stephanie says that Columbia is really horrible. She says its the enema of the earth. Moolah gets offended because it is her home town. Stephanie says she is sorry for being nasty its just that Brock put her in a bad position. Stephanie says she wants Moolah to be in a match tonight. She accepts.

* Marc Lloyd chases down some black guy saying that he sold a ticket to a man fitting Brock Lesnar's description. The man denies it.

* Paul Heyman and Big Show are walking backstage. Matt Hardy runs into them and says because of Lesnar attacking him Stephanie has suspended him. Heyman says they know that already. Matt brags about his win. Heyman says he loves Matt and Show congratulates him and they leave.

* Torrie Wilson is wearing her Indian costume and she runs into Billy Kidman. He asks about the outfit. She goes off about Dawn Marie. Kidman tells her to calm down and be thankful. She says she is thankful for her health, that Kidman won the cruiserweight title and that she can beat Dawn Marie tonight.

* Ernest the Cat hosts the Pilgrim fashion show. Torrie Wilson comes out first dressed like an Indian. Then Dawn comes out in her Pilgrim outfit. Ok if its a "pilgrim" fashion show, shouldn’t they both be dressed like pilgrims? The Cat says is ain't Thanksgiving without the turkey. A guy in a turkey suit comes out to the ring. The turkey head is removed and we see it’s Al Wilson. Cat hands the mic over to Al he goes on about Thanksgiving bringing family together, everyone is bored. The Cat finally shuts him up. Torrie removes her jackets and parades around with her outfit and then Dawn dances seductively in her costume. Dawn flaunts her engagement ring. Torrie smacks Dawn. Then Torrie rips off her outfit. Torrie throws pie at Dawn then ours punch on her. Dawn then gets hit with some stuffing and Torrie throws the pumpkin on her. Al helps Dawn and Torrie puts the turkey head back on him.

* Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs. Los Guerreros for the WWE Tag Team Championship
Angle and Benoit shake hands. Benoit and Chavo start off the match. Angle encourages Benoit. Benoit hits an arm drag take down on Chavo. Chavo consults Eddie. Benoit put Chavo in a head lock. Benoit hits a back breaker after being kneed in the back by Eddie. Angle tags in and suplexes Eddie. Eddie puts Angle in a head lock. Angle battles out but is clotheslines by Eddie. Angle brags to Benoit and Eddie hits him from behind. Angle hits Eddie with a German suplex. Benoit nails a German on Chavo. Benoit and Angle start arguing in the ring. The Guerreros grab their belts and head up the ramp. The ref begins to count them out. The ref tells the announcer the match will not end in a count out so the match must continue.
--Commercial Break--
Eddie is assaulting Benoit as we return. Chavo tags in and they double team Benoit and cover for 2. Benoit knocks Eddie off the apron and Benoit’s locks in the cross face on Chavo. Eddie breaks it up. Eddie is suplexed by Benoit. Benoit stands up but Chavo knocks him down. The crowd starts ad unfamiliar chant of "we want Angle." Chavo tags in and covers Benoit for 2. Chavo whips Benoit into the corner. Chavo takes Benoit down and Eddie follows up by landing on Benoit. Benoit takes Eddie down then suplexes Chavo into Eddie. Angle is tagged in. Angle hits a huge back body drop on Eddie then a German suplex to Chavo. Angle hits a belly to belly throw on Eddie he covers but Chavo breaks it up. Benoit tags in and hits a German suplex on Chavo then on Eddie. Benoit gets on the top rope and hits the head butt. Benoit covers but Eddie kicks out. Chavo hits Benoit in the head. Angle sends Chavo out of the ring. Angle suplexes Eddie. Eddie gets on the top rope and attempts a frog splash. Angle hits an Angle slam on Eddie then on Chavo. Benoit locks in the cross face. Angle throws him off and locks in the ankle lock. Benoit puts the cross face on Eddie and Angle locks in the Ankle lock. Eddie tapped but the ref didn't see it. Chavo breaks up Benoit. Chavo hits a frog splash on Benoit. Eddie covers Benoit but Benoit gets his shoulder up. Eddie gets on the top rope but Angle suplexes him down. Chavo hits Benoit with the belt in his face. Eddie covers Benoit for the win.

* Jamie Noble and Nidia are talking backstage. Steiner approaches. Noble introduces himself to Steiner grabs Nidia then walks away. Noble is pissed off.

* Noble is in the ring with Nidia he calls out Steiner. He says when it comes to making love to Nidia he is the only big bad booty daddy. Steiner comes out to the ring. Nidia tries to get Noble to leave. Steiner takes off his shirt, then Noble does. Steiner drops Noble tot he mat then drives his elbow through him. Steiner drops down and does some push ups. Then gets up and slams Noble out of the ring. Nidia goes after him and Steiner slaps her ass. Steiner gets on the mic saying that evryone is asking what show he is going to join. He says on RAW Jericho found out, and tonight Noble found out that he is still the genetic freak with the largest arms in the world. Steiner says until he makes his decision to be on RAW or Smackdown! he is going to flex his peaks and please his freaks, he finishes up by saying, Big Poppa Pump has your hook up, holla if ya hear me.

* Stephanie is on the phone saying she wants Steiner on Smackdown. Heyman comes in her office. He says it is a shame she had to suspend Brock. Heyman says that Big Show will waive the no rematch clause and wrestle Brock tonight. Stephanie says that Show will defend his title against a superstar of championship proportions. Heyman says that that is impossible. Stephanie says nothing is impossible and the match is made.

* Billy Kidman vs. Crash for WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Kidman hits an arm drag take down followed by a leg scissors take down. Crash gets taken out of the ring. Crash hits Kidman with his elbow. The two get back in the ring and Crash covers for 2 using the ropes. Crash whips Kidman into the corner. Kidman turns it around and whips Crash into the corner then hits a neck breaker. Kidman gets on the ropes and Crash smashes Kidman’s face in the turnbuckle. Crash hits a cross body and covers Kidman for 2. Kidman knocks Crash down with an elbow. Crash hits an atomic drop and Kidman nails a drop kick on Crash. Crash boots Kidman in the face. Crash hits a bull dog and covers for 2. Crash whacks Kidman in the kidneys a few times. Kidman knocks Crash down then gets on the top rope. Kidman nails the shooting star press and covers for the win.

* Backstage Moolah is preparing for her match and Big Show is preparing for his. Michael Cole puts it together that they will be facing each other.

* Moolah vs. The Big Show for the WWE Undisputed Championship
Moolah hides behind the ref as Show gets in the ring. Heyman tells her she has nothing to be afraid of. He says its Thanksgiving and Show isn’t going to do anything to her. He says that he is a fan of hers. Heyman assures her that Show respects her. Heyman says Show has come out to wish her a happy Thanksgiving. Heyman says then again, maybe Big Show doesn’t see it that way, maybe he see her as Brock Lesnar. Show gets ready to choke slam her. Brock Lesnar enters the ring from the crowd. Show and Lesnar go at it outside the ring. Heyman runs away. Lesnar lifts Show and f-5’s him through the announce table. Lesnar focuses on Heyman who looks like a deer caught in headlights. Lesnar runs after Heyman. But Stephanie comes out with her cops and demands that he be taken out of the arena.


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