Submitted by Rajah on June 06, 2003 at 06:36:33

* Sable comes out to the ring to kick off Smackdown. She asks what would SD be without her. She says she is here to introduce the next match. She introduces Torrie first, saying she is from Loserville, USA and weights way too much. Then she introduces Nidia, who according to Sable has no sense of fashion.

* Torrie vs. Nidia w/ Jamie Noble
Noble is yelling on the apron, Torrie knocks him off. Torrie chops at Nidia, but then is thrust into the corner. Nidia delivers a suplex to Torrie and covers for 2. Torrie delivers a stiff kick to Nidia. Nidia injures Torrie's knee. Noble instructs Nidia to attack. Nidia locks in a submission with Torrie's knee over her neck. Nidia releases, and pulls Torrie's knee to the edge of the ring. Nidia slams it on the mat, then twists it around the ring ropes. Torrie takes Nidia down and the two roll about the ring and pull the ref into the mix. Noble takes a cheap shot at Torrie and distracts her long enough for Nidia to get the roll up for the three count. Tazz gets up and knocks out Noble. Nidia attacks Tazz, Torrie pulls off Nidia's pants and Sable pours water on Tazz. Torrie chases Sable up the ramp and throws water at her.

* In the parking lot a limo pulls up and out steps Vince McMahon. The limo driver says that he needs to move since they are parked in a handicapped zone.. Vince says he doesn't care and it won't take him that long to that Mr. America is Hulk Hogan.

* Backstage the lie detector operators are instructing Stephanie as to how the equipment works. They prepare to administer the test.

* Backstage Haas tells Benjamin that tonight they need to get the titles. Benjamin says that Angle comes back soon and they can't let him down.

* In the locker room, Eddie is waiting for Tajiri to get ready. Tajiri comes out wearing a cheat 2 win shirt. Tajiri tells Eddie about a car he stole. Eddie says he is proud of Tajiri for learning so quickly.

* Team Angle vs. Eddie and Tajiri
Eddie and Tajiri come out in Tajiri's new truck, with is decked out with "ghetto accoutrements." Team Angle wastes no time in beginning the attack. Benjamin and Eddie go at it until Haas takes over. Eddie knocks Haas to the mat with a punch. Haas delivers a back drop and the flips Eddie between the ropes and out of the ring. Benjamin attacks from outside the ring. Benjamin rolls Eddie back in. Benjamin is tagged in. Eddie is wrapped around Benjamin as he walks to the middle of the ring. Eddie delivers a standing drop kick to Benjamin. Tajiri tags in. He delivers a few punches to Benjamin.. Tajiri rolls up Benjamin for 2. Tajiri deliver a drop kick to Benjamin's chest. Tajiri hits Benjamin in the back of the head with his elbow. Tajiri applies a side head lock. Benjamin counters with a suplex but Tajiri lands on his feet. Both men are laid out cold and Haas and Eddie step in but the ref orders them back.
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Haas is no the legal man and has Tajiri in a leg submission. Tajiri battles out only to receiver a knee breaker from Haas. Benjamin tags in and nails a double axe handle to Tajiri's knee. Benjamin locks in a leg bar and continues to apply pressure to Tajiri's knee. Haas is tagged in. Haas stomps on Tajiri and locks in a half Boston crab. Eddie rushes the ring and attacks Haas. Benjamin applies another half Boston crab. Hebner makes Haas get back in since no tag was made. Haas catches Tajiri before he makes a tag. Benjamin is tagged in and makes a cover for 2. Tajir i deliver a head scissors take down and tags in Eddie. Eddie deliver a suplex to Haas and is whipped into the corner by Benjamin. Eddie monkey flips Hass, then Benjamin. Eddie counters a suplex by Haas. Eddie nails three vertical suplexes to Haas. Eddie gets to the top rope but Benjamin is there. Eddie knocks Benjamin down. Eddie nails the frog splash and covers but Benjamin breaks it up. Haas rolls up Eddie but Tajiri breaks up the count. Haas and Benjamin attacks Tajiri. Eddie battles them out. Haas and Benjamin attempt a double team, but Eddie counters it into a double DDT. Tajiri is tagged in. Haas and Tajiri go at it.. Tajiri attempts a Tornado DDT but Haas counters into a Northern lights suplex. Tajiri kicks out of the pin. Eddie takes Benjamin out from the top rope. Tajiri attempts the buzz saw kick, but Haas counters into the Haas of pain. The bell rings but the ref insists that he didn't ring the bell. Eddie throws the belt at Haas and lies out on the mat. The ref turns around to see Haas holding the belt. The ref disqualifies Team Angle. The camera later shows that Eddie rang the bell.
* Mr. America is shown backstage waiting for the test.

* Josh Mathews interviews Zach Gowen about Mr. America taking the lie detector test. Zach knows his future hangs in the balance and it is up to Mr. America.

* Vince comes out to the ring and says he is still happy. Vince says once Mr.. America fails the test, it will prove that he is Hogan, and his contract is null and void, and he can get rid of both of them on the same night. Vince sees Gowen in the audience. Vince says that Zach and Hogan have a lot in common, after tonight neither one of them will have a leg to stand on. Vince introduces Mr. America. America comes out. Vince tells them to cut the music and tells America to sit in the chair. They hook him up to the machine. Vince says this is the end of Hogan's charade. Vince tells America to tell the truth. The interrogator asks if he is the man known as Mr. America. He says yes, the bell rings affirmative. He asks if he is sitting in a wrestling ring, America says yes, the bell responds affirmatively. Vince demands that the question be answered. The interrogator asks if he is Hulk Hogan. He takes a long while and asks for water. Vince asks the question. America responds with a no, the bell rings affirmatively. Vince asks what that means. The guy says that he is telling the truth. The question is asked again, again the answer is no and the bell rings again. Again the same thing happens. The guy says that Mr. America has passed the lie detector test. He celebrates in the ring. Vince says its not over yet. Vince insists on being hooked up to it. They do and he asks to be asked questions. The interrogator asks if he is Vince McMahon, Vince says yes, the bell sounds. Mr. America says he has a question. He asks if Vince is the biggest asshole on God's green earth. Vince says no, the bell sounds negatively. America asks if he is a sick perverted power hungry freak. Vince says no, the machine responds negatively. Vince says he is well respected, the machine indicates negatively. Vince says he does what he does for him and him only, the machine sounds affirmatively. America asks if Vince reads Torrie's playboy issue. He says no, the machine responds negatively. Vince says anyone can lust over Torrie, at least he doesn't fantasize over the Mae Young's of the world. Vince says he hates Hogan. Mr. America knocks out Vince and leaves the ring.

* Vince is in Stephanies office. He says he was made an ass of. Vince tells Steph to shut up, he says she is responsible for this, hiring the lie detector people, making sure the machine worked and hiring Mr. America. He says he wonders what is going on. Steph asks if he wants her to take a lie detector test. Vince says that next week things will change for the better. She just looks at him as he walks off and mutters that she is a smart ass.

* Sean O'Haire vs. Chris Benoit
O'Haire pushes Benoit into the turnbuckle and chops him to the mat. O'Haire boots Benoit in the gut. Benoit takes down O'Haire with a leg drag. Benoit punches O'Haire into the corner. O'Haire takes Benoit down and covers for two. O'Haire locks in a side headlock. Benoit tries to get out. Benoit delivers a DDT and both men are down.. Both get up, Benoit nails some massive chops. Benoit issues a release German suplex. Benoit whips O'Haire into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a neck breaker. Benoit covers for 2. Benoit delivers a running back elbow. Benoit gets out of the ring to chase Roddy Piper. Benoit locks the cross face on Piper. O'Haire saves Piper and rolls up Benoit with his tights for the win.

* Mysterio does a self interview backstage. He says that this macth next week is why he is in the WWE. Mysterio says he is hurt but that won't stop him for doing this for his family and his people. Matt Hardy comes up to him and says that he already beat Mysterio. He says he will destroy Mysterio next week. Hardy says next week he will know the pain of Mattitude. Mysterio says he isn't scared and pushes Hardy in the chest. Hardy delivers a low blow and knocks Mysterio to the ground.

* Rikishi and Spanky vs. The Basham Brothers
Rikishi and Doug start the match off. Rikishi whips him in the ropes and knocks him down with his shoulder. Rikishi sends Doug over the top rope. Danny comes in the ring and attacks Rikishi. Spanky tags in and covers Doug for 2. Doug delivers a leg drop to Spanky and throws him in the corner. Doug tags in Danny. Danny and Doug double team Spanky. Doug covers for 2. Spanky delivers an arm drag. Spanky tags in Rikishi. Rikishi takes down Doug and Danny. Rikishi deliver a Samoan drop to Doug. Rikishi backs it up into both Basham brothers. They fall into place for a stink face, Rikishi delivers. Doug monkey flips Spanky and Danny holds him down in a cover for the win.

* In the parking lot, the limo is being impounded. The driver says they parked in a handicapped zone. Vince gets in the back of the towed limo and says he is getting a ride to the airport. Gowen taps on the window and says that parking in a handicapped zone is illegal. The truck drives off as Vince threatens Gowen.

* Undertaker and Brock Lesnar vs. FBI and Big Show
Show and Lesnar stare each other down in the ring. Palumbo pushes Taker, Taker responds with punches to Palumbo. Taker kicks at Palumbo who is leaned in the corner. Palumbo is whipped into the other corner and knocks Taker down with an elbow. Taker delivers a flying clothes line and covers for 2. Taker locks up Palumbo's arm for the old school arm drag. Taker tags in Lesnar. Lesnar shoulder thrusts Palumbo and suplexes him over his head. Palumbo delivers a few punches to Lesnar and is thrust into the FBI corner. Stamboli is tagged in. Lesnar knocks Stamboli down with a shoulder. Lesnar delivers a vertical suplex to Stamboli. Taker is tagged in. Taker boots Stamboli in the face and covers for 2. Taker power slams Stamboli and delivers an elbow drop. Stamboli whips Taker, but Taker counters with a DDT. Big Show tags in. Show insists Taker tag in Brock. Brock is tagged in. Brock is pushed into the corner, but Brock responds with shoulder thrusts to Show. Show clotheslines Lesnar to the mat. Show delivers massive chops followed by a head butt. Show power slams Lesnar and leg drops but Lesnar moves. Lesnar delivers three clothes line before knocks Show down. Lesnar lifts Show into a fireman's carry. Palumbo distracts causing Lesnar to put Show down. Show choke slams Lesnar and covers. Taker breaks up the count. FBI attack Lesnar outside of the ring. The ref breaks it up. Lesnar is rolled back in the ring. Stamboli tags in and stomps on Lesnar. Palumbo kicks Lesnar in the face, Lesnar rolls out of the ring. Show rams Lesnar into the steel post. Taker picks up the ring steps and runs towards FBI. The ref stops him. Palumbo covers Brock in the ring for 2. Palumbo and Stamboli double team Lesnar. Lesnar clotheslines Stamboli, both men are down. Taker and Show are tagged in. Taker clotheslines both men in the corner and whips Stamboli into the corner.. Taker snake eyes' Stamboli and throws Palumbo out of the ring. Show clotheslines Taker from behind. Taker locks in the taking care of business.. Nunzio clocks Taker with a chair. Taker gets up and is pissed. Taker choke slams Nunzio. Palumbo clotheslines Taker over the top rope. Brock F-5's Palumbo, the Stamboli. Brock is the choke slammed by Show. Show covers for the win.

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