Report by: pwtorch.com
Booker T, Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki all made claims to the vacant US Title. John Cena came out to the enterance way and said they looked like a group from the Wizard of Oz and that he was going to find the Wizard of Smackdown now.&&Cena burst into Kurt Angle's office, pulling him out of his wheel chair. Angle ordered a handicapped match between Cena against Booker, Dupree and Suzuki. Luther Reigns attacked Cena from behind and Cena threw him through a wall. Security entered the office and broke it up.
(1) Rey Mysterio Jr. & Spike Dudley defeated Chavo Guerrero & Jamie Noble. Noble had on orange tights with the Dukes of Hazard logo on them. D-Von Dudley came to the ring and distracted the ref while Bubba ran in through the crowd and laid out Noble, allowing Spike to get the pin. The Dudley's applauded after the match but Spike acted like he didn't want the help.
(2) In the handicapped match (which was elimination style, never announced), Suzuki was DQ'd for choking Cena with Hiroku's scarf, Cena pinned Dupree with a roll-up, and Booker T pinned Cena with a scissors kick after Luther Reigns posted Cena outside the ring.
Sable, Torrie Wilson, Miss Jackie and Dawn Marie entered Angle's office, claiming they've been misused since he took over as GM. He didn't want to hear it and fired all four of them.
A promo for John Heidenreich aired, saying he's never been given a chance to be himself but now has the man that's giving him the power to do so...Paul Heyman.
(3) Paul London defeated D-Von Dudley. Billy Kidman and Bubba were in the corners.
Angle announced Luther Reigns would face John Cena next week on Smackdown!
(4) WWE CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield defeated Eddie Guerrero. JBL and Guerrero were trading blows on the top of the cage when the masked luchador from last week made his way to ringside. He climbed the cage and went for Guerrero, allowing Layfield to climb down the side of the cage. Guerrero got the mask off, but the luchadors shirt covered his face and got to the floor...it was Kurt Angle.
Report by: Ryan "Cleaver" Fiske, rajah.com reader
My name is Ryan "Cleaver" Fiske, and here is what happened tonight on Smackdown!
Michael Cole came out, followed by Tazz, and they went to their table...here comes
Smackdown! The pyro went off, and it was better than usual.
Toward the end of the night, Kurt Angle's office was stormed by the WWE's Smackdown!
divas, all claiming they have been underestimated as of late...and, Kurt Angle
agreed...AND THEN FIRED THEM. ALL OF THEM.
Also, Paul Heyman has found a new person to manage, his name was too complicated to
spell or even pronounce, but it was something like "Hirkerake".
Rey Misterio & Spike Dudley vs. Chavo Guerrero & Jamie Noble
(Rey Misterio & Spike Dudley win the match with help from the Dudleyz. Buh Buh Rae
kicked Jamie Noble in the lower region of his body (you know where I am talking
about), and D-Von distracted the referee, afterward Spike pinned him for the 1, 2,
Winners: Spike Dudley & Rey Misterio
John Cena vs. Booker T, Kenzo Suzuki, & Rene Dupree
(Kenzo Suzuki is DQ'd for choking Cena with part of his attire, while Cena was in
the Tree Of Woo position (upside down on the turnbuckle) Next, Cena pins Rene Dupree
to defeat him. And lastly John Cena gets ambushed by Luther Reigns and, is thrown
into the outside steel ring post, and thrown back in the ring. Booker T nails Cena
with the Scissors Kick, and pins him for the 1, 2, 3 finish.)
Winner: Booker T, Rene Dupree, and Kenzo Suzuki
Paul London vs. D-Von Dudley
(Paul London won I think, I went to get a Cena shirt and lock, so I am not positive
on that one.)
Winner: Paul London
Steel Cage Match
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Eddie Guerrero
(Eddie Guerrero and John Bradshaw Layfield are both up-top, and they are both
climbing over the cage, when Eddie and JBL start to punch eachother, back and forth,
right hands are being exchanged when out runs "El Gran Luchadore" from the backstage
area. He climbs over the cage, and then he pulls Eddie into the ring, Eddie tries
very hard, but cannot withstand the painful defeat that lies just ahead of him. JBL
falls off the cage, and onto the outside mat, just infront of Michael Cole and Tazz.
Eddie is knocked down in the center of the ring, and "El Gran Luchadore" is trying
to escape the cage, via door and sides. He cannot escape, he starts climbing, but
HERE COMES EDDIE GUERRERO!!! Eddie tries to pull him off the cage, but cannot, while
he is trying, the mask comes half off, and a tattoo is exposed, everybody was
starting to wonder who had that tattoo...when all of a sudden...THE MASK COMES
OFF...IT'S KURT ANGLE!!! KURT ANGLE WAS BEHIND THAT MASK, AND KURT ANGLE SCREWED
GUERRERO OUT OF THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Eddie did not win, how ever, he did as
promised, nail his trademark Frogsplash from the top of the cage.)
Winner: John Bradshaw Layfield