WWE RAW report for 03/01/04
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We begin with footage from last week of Mr. McMahon versus Eric Bischoff and Smackdown's Brock Lesnar laying waste to guest referee Sheriff Austin.
We cut to the arena, where La Resistance is in the protesting the fact that the illegal man was pinned in their tag match last week.
The music plays, the pyro blazes and we are LIVE from Atlanta, Georgia. Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler will have the call as the GLASS BREAKS and Sheriff Austin motors to the ring on his ATV. He Stuns Rene Dupree and chases La Resistance from the ring before settling into a proper...
Sheriff Austin Interview
-Brock Lesnar did more than just break the law last week, he pissed Austin off. Austin will have his chance to settle his anger management issues with both Lesnar and Goldberg as the guest referee for their match at WrestleMania XX. Austin will call the match right down the middle just as he sees it, but if either man gets in his face Austin will open up the biggest can of whoopass Madison Square Garden has ever seen. And that's the bottom line...NO CHANCE, THAT'S WHATCHA GOT. Here comes WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon. Austin makes a lousy referee; McMahon didn't know it was going to be Austin and Bischoff versus him in a handicap match last week. McMahon liked seeing Brock Lesnar F-5 Austin last week, but he didn't have anything to do with it. Austin might want to ask Eric Bischoff if he had something to do with it though. Austin is such a crappy referee that Vince wouldn't be surprised if both Lesnar and Goldberg beat the hell out of Austin at WrestleMania. If McMahon were Austin, he'd get on his little sheriffmobile and get the hell out of Atlanta. McMahon tries to say that's the bottom line, but Austin gets on the ATV and chases him out of the arena. McMahon retreats to the parking lot and into his limo, but Austin drives the ATV up onto the roof of the car and revs the engine for a while. Austin motors off the roof and McMahon jumps into the driver's seat of the limo takes off.
WWE Rewind: Last week, Victoria wins the Women's Championship in a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match.
Victoria & Lita Vs. Jazz & Molly Holly w/Theodore Long
-Molly goes right after Victoria before the bell and has to be restrained by Jazz and referee Jack Doen. Molly shoves Jazz down and continues to go after Victoria. Teddy Long pulls Jazz out of the ring and they head up the ramp as Victoria rolls Molly up for a near fall. Molly knocks Lita off the apron and then tussles briefly Vicky before Victoria works an inside cradle for the fast 1-2-3 at: 35.
-HERE are YOUR Winners: Victoria & Lita
Molly goes ballistic after the bell and attacks Victoria on the outside, driving her into the steel steps and then the guardrail. Two more referee arrive on the scene to try to restore order, but Molly shakes them off and rips a few clumps of Victoria's hair out before the officials finally manage to drag her up the ramp.
Ross and Lawler recap what happened last week between Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels. Tonight they will team up to take on Randy Orton and Batista.
Jonathan Coachman catches up with Shawn Michaels in the hallway and asks about tonight's tag match. Michaels says that even though he and Benoit should be able to co-exist in the face of who their opponents are, but they won't be.
Elsewhere, Tough Enough 3's John Hennigan introduces himself to Eric Bischoff in the general manager's office. He flatters Bischoff about the match with Vince McMahon last week and Eric agrees to take Johnny Blaze, as Hennigan is now calling himself, on as his apprentice. Sheriff Austin bursts in and gets in Bischoff's face, but Eric says if he'd had anything to do with what happened with Brock Lesnar last week, he wouldn't have even shown up this week. Molly Holly then bursts in looking for a re-match with Victoria at WrestleMania XX. Bischoff grants it but, since Molly likes to pull hair so much, Sheriff Austin says that if Molly loses, Victoria will have the right to shave Molly's head bald. Molly is reluctant to end up looking like a bald-headed freak, (which earns a stare from Austin) but she agrees to the match. Johnny Blaze introduces himself to Austin, but the sheriff just walks away.
WWE Slam of the Week: Two weeks ago, Evolution beat the daylights out of Mick Foley for several minutes.
The Hurricane & Rosey Vs. Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade
-The winner of this match goes on to a Fatal Four Way at WrestleMania XX for the World Tag Team Championship. Eric Bischoff gave La Resistance a spot in the match earlier tonight. Cade and Hurricane start with Our Hero in control after an eye poke. Cade gets the advantage in the corner with a knee lift, but Hurricane counters with a drop toehold and an Oklahoma roll for a near fall from referee Mike Chioda. Tag to Rosey, who gets a near fall of his own before tagging Hurricane back in. Cade muscles Our Hero into the heel corner and makes the tag to Jindrak. Hurricane takes him over with a flying headscissors off the whip and goes for a backslide, but Cade comes in illegally and breaks it up as the referee is tied up with Rosey. The young heels continue to beat on Hurricane as Jindrak scores a suplex for a near fall. Tag to Cade, who slams Our Hero and gets two. Tag to Jindrak, who stomps away and then makes another tag. Cade works a modified camel clutch on the mat, which Hurricane has to bite his way out of. Our Hero makes the tag finally and Rosey batters the heels with clotheslines. Backdrop to Cade, shoulder block to Jindrak. Samoan drop to Cade. 1-2-broken up by Jindrak. Hurricane comes in and all four men brawl until Jindrak nails Rosey with a left hand from the apron and Cade rolls the big man up with a handful of tights for the 1-2-3 at 5:22. I guess we'll see Jindrak and Cade at WrestleMania.
-HERE are YOUR Winners: Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak
In the back, Chris Benoit tells The Coach that the only one he can trust tonight is himself.
Ross and Lawler highlight Bow Wow, who's in attendance this evening.
Lawler recaps JR's interview with Mick Foley from last week.
-Rico has the honor of introducing two fabulously good-looking women who will represent RAW in the first-ever WrestleMania Evening Gown Match versus Torrie Wilson and Sable. These women are so hot, they even make Rico melt. He intros Stacy Keibler and Miss Jackie and they come on down in their evening gowns. Rico helps Jackie take her coat off and says Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman are nothing compared to Stacy and Jackie. He puts the girls over a little more and they pose for the crowd. Stacy is divine, Jackie is irresistible and BOOM, the fires of hell erupt and here comes Kane. The girls hide behind Rico. Rico attacks as Kane gets into the ring, but Kane shakes him off and goes after the girls. Stacy and Jackie cower and beg in adjacent corners, but Kane seems unimpressed. He goes after Stacy, but Rico is back up and he attacks Kane from behind. The girls escape as Rico kicks away at Kane, but he's soon chokeslammed for his valor. He did manage to save the girls though. Kane gets on the mic and says the people may be waiting for a resurrection, but The Dead Man is going to stay dead. No sooner does he say that than the lights go out and two burning Undertaker symbols appear alongside the TitanTron.
Ross announces that the biggest ever class of WWE Hall of Fame inductees will be announced tomorrow at noon. Cool.
In the back, Jonathan Coachman tries to get the word from Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels, but they'd rather get in each other's face.
Shawn Michaels & Chris Benoit Vs. Randy Orton & Batista
-Benoit starts of with Batista with the big man in control in the corner with some knees. Benoit gets the boots up in the opposite corner and uses a drop toehold. Tag to Michaels, who chops away on Batista. HBK dodges a corner clotheslines and wishbones Batista's groin into the post from the floor. Michaels regains the ring and chops away, but Batista with a kick to the gut. He looks for the powerbomb, but Michaels punches his way out and moves things into the corner for more chops. Batista reverses a whip and powers Shawn into the corner where Michaels takes his back bump. Orton tags in to a chorus of boos and nails Michaels with a dropkick for a near fall from referee Chad Patton. Tag to Batista, who batters Shawn in the corner. 1-2-Michaels kicks out. Tag to Orton, who kicks away at Shawn's belly in the corner before working a snapmare. 1-2-HBK kicks out. Orton punches Michaels and drags him to the corner to make the tag to Batista. Batista covers, but Benoit comes in and breaks it up in a show of unity. Batista stands on Michaels' throat near the ropes as the referee admonishes. Batista brings Michaels to the heel corner. Shawn tries to fight out, but Batista cuts him off with a drop toehold. Batista looks for the chokeslam, but Michaels counters into a DDT and makes the hot tag. Benoit takes on all comers and looks for the sharpshooter on Batista, but the big man kicks him away. Benoit works two German suplexes on Batista and hooks in the crossface. Orton comes in the break it up; Shawn cuts him off bit Michaels breaks the hold inadvertently on his way by. Michaels shows Orton the door, but Benoit is in his face immediately. Benoit shoves Michaels and Shawn blasts him with Sweet Chin Music in return. Orton pulls Michaels to the outside and all four men as down as we go to...
..We return to action with Orton in control of Benoit on the mat with a surfboard. Orton rearranges thing into a body scissors and he hammers away in Benoit's head for good measure. Orton adds a rear chinlock to the hold, but Benoit manages to fight out. Batista comes in to stop Benoit's momentum and then comes in to beat on Benoit, but referee Patton put him back on the apron. Orton gets a pair of near falls and then makes the legal tag to Batista. Batista stomps away and shoulder blocks Benoit to the mat for a two near fall. Tag to Orton, who hooks Benoit in a modified camel clutch. Crowd chants for Benoit as Orton screams for Chris to give up. Orton drives Benoit into the mat and tags Batista, who takes Benoit over into a half crab. Benoit screams, but Michaels looks passive on the apron. Batista brings Benoit into the corner, but Chris fights out with kicks, chops and an inziguri. Both men are down. The referee gets to six before Orton tags in, but Benoit back suplexes him to the canvas. Benoit crawls to the corner, but Michaels won't even stretch his hand out for the tag. Benoit crawls all the way to the corner before Shawn finally tags and cleans house on Evolution. Backdrop to Orton, Batista to the outside. Slam to Orton and Michaels goes to the top for the flying elbow. Shawn fires up and tunes up the band, but Batista clotheslines him down from the apron. Benoit charges in and knocks Batista off the apron. Benoit clobbers Orton and goes to the top for the headbutt, but Michaels hits Batista and accidentally collides with the ropes, which crotches Benoit on top. Michaels scores the flying forearm on Orton and makes the cover. 1-2-Benoit lands the flying headbutt on Michael. Benoit and Michaels go at it on the mat with fist flying when Orton sneaks in behind HBK and rolls him up for the 1-2-3 at 18:55.
-HERE are YOUR Winners: Randy Orton & Batista
Triple H and Ric Flair storm the ring after the match and lay waste to first Benoit and then Michaels. Both men get The Pedigree along the way.
Ross and Lawler recap what just happened, while Evolution watches the footage from a backstage monitor. Mick Foley appears on the monitor arriving at the arena. Evolution vows to take him out once again.
The set for Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel in set up in the ring and Jericho's music hits, but instead we get...
-Ross and Lawler recap what Christian did to Trish Stratus in their alleged match last week as Christian makes his way to the ring. Christian announces the return of The Peep Show and says last week it was a highlight when he clotheslined Trish Stratus and put her in the Walls of Jericho. Later that night, Christian took Trish back to his hotel room and had her screaming...in pleasure. Some chicks like it rough and it doesn't get any tougher than Christian. Christian knows Chris Jericho is at home watching and he wants Y2J to know he beat Trish for Jericho. Trish ruined Jericho's life and their friendship, so Christian has gotten Eric Bischoff to book a match between himself and Jericho for WrestleMania XX. Chris Jericho appears on the stage in street clothes and very slowly makes his way down the ramp. Christian tries to warn him off, but Jericho charges into the ring and beats him down. Christian lands a kick to Jericho's injured knee and uses the opportunity to escape.
Ross and Lawler recap the Austin/McMahon ATV/limo incident from earlier this evening.
Ross and Lawler recap the WrestleMania XX card so far.
In the parking lot, Sheriff Austin's ATV has been strapped to a flatbed truck, which quickly drives away.
In the back, Evolution vows to lay a beating on Mick Foley that he won't remember, so Triple H feels comfortable enough to leave for the evening.
WrestleMania Recall: At WrestleMania X-Seven, Shane McMahon uses the Van Terminator to beat Mr. McMahon in a Street Fight.
Rob Van Dam & Booker T Vs. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 & Test
-This is a non-title match, my babies. Also, there hasn't been a singles match all night. Matt paid cash for his home. Matt has more money than you. Booker and Matt start with Hardy landing a reverse elbow, but Booker responds with one of his own. Van Dam tag in and he and Booker double-team Matt for a cover, but Test breaks it up. Van Dam with another near fall after a leg drop, but Test pulls him to the outside. Matt baseball slides Van Dam into the guardrail and Test rams RVD's back into the post. Test shoots Van Dam back in and Hardy scores a near fall. Test tags in and works a bear hug on RVD. Test looks for the powerbomb, but Van Dam turns it into a sunset flip for a near fall. Tag to Matt. Slam to Van Dam. 1-2-Van Dam kicks out. Van Dam with a step-over heel kick and both men are down. They tag and Booker takes over on Test with a flying forearm. Spinebuster to Matt, Book End to Test. 1-2-Matt breaks it up. Van Dam and Matt spill to the outside over the top as Booker boots Test in the gut, but Test dodges the scissors kick. Test looks for the pumphandle, but Booker counters into a kick. Spineroonie. Booker looks for the scissors kick again, but Hardy nails him from the apron. Test charges, but Booker dodges and Test nails Matt. Booker scores the scissors kick on Test finally and Van Dam adds the Five Star Frog Splash for the 1-2-3 at 5:08.
-HERE are YOUR Winners: Rob Van Dam & Booker T
In the back, Mick Foley tapes'em up and heads for the ring.
Ross announces that The Dudley Boyz will battle Lance Storm & Val Venis this Sunday night on Heat with the winner earning the final spot in the Fatal Four Way at WrestleMania XX.
Mick Foley Interview
-Foley doesn't get two words out before Randy Orton, Batista and Ric Flair make their way to the ring and surround him. Orton realizes that Mick's interview last week was supposed to scare them, but now that they're all there, how does Mick want to handle this? Evolution can have their weekly Mick Foley Beatdown, but Mick can't want that. There is another option though; in fact it was Mick's idea. How about Mick versus Orton one-on-one at WrestleMania. Mick and Randy one-on-one? It sounds good on paper, but it'll never be that way. Mick is tired of getting his ass kicked three-on-one, so the hell with that match, Foley has a counter offer. It'll be Randy Orton, Batista and Ric Flair versus Foley and one partner of Mick's choosing. Orton knows Foley has no friends in the back, so Mick has to go outside and get a partner. Randy's heard the rumors, and judging by the crowd's chants, so have they, so why doesn't Mick go call Mr. Hollywood and tell him he's on. Foley doesn't have to go call him. In fact, instead of Mick going to call him, why doesn't he come out and meet them. Because Mick Foley said he was coming back to RAW, but he never said he was coming alone...IF YA SMELL, here comes The Rock. Rock and Foley clear the ring of Evolution with Orton getting the People's Elbow along the way. Rock says Evolution has signed on for the beating of a lifetime from the most electrifying team of all time, The Rock 'N Sock Connection.
END OF SHOW