WWE Velocity Report
Taped in Las Vegas, NV
May 22, 2004
Reported by: The Worm, rajah.com Velocity reporter
For all you NWA:TNA fans out there, TNA Impact will be debuting in a couple of weeks on the Fox Sports Network and I, for one, can't wait! With that aside, let me get tonight's WWE Velocity report underway.
Even Velocity's got a new introduction, so things are looking good so far. Let's see what matches will happen tonight.
To kick things off, we find Theodore Long standing in the ring with Mark Jindrak's full length mirror. Let me holla at ya, playa! Las Vegas, Nevada, the land of the dolla dolla bill...you feel me? I don't see why all you people are sitting around cheering because there aren't any winners here. Every one of you are slaves to the slot machine. You live to put a quarter here and a quarter there, hoping to hit the jackpot. Stand up and show your love for the Reflection of Perfection, Mark Jindrak!
Match #1 (Singles)
