WWE Sunday Night Heat Report-27th March 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators Todd Grisham & Jonathan Coachman
Welcome back everybody, it's time for Heat and what a start as straight off the bat all I'll say is "It Wasn't My Fault"............................
Snitsky vs Val Venis
Snitsky has got the Gene out but not that massive zit on the side of his face (LOL). Val chucks the towel and starts by ducking Snitsky and unleashing a series of punches and chops which put Snitsky in the corner. Snitsky reverses Val's Irish whip and whips him back to the same corner. Snitsky charges and eats a Venis elbow. Snitsky charges again, Val moves and schoolboys him for two. Val with a punch, knee, chop, Snitsky reverses into the ropes powerslams Venis to the mat and Snitsky looks knackered already. Snitsky puts on an evil face and stomps at Venis before picking him up and throwing him into the corner. Snitsky with boots and a foot choke in the corner. Snitsky with an Irish whip and the momentum sends Val into a Snitsky sidewalk slam which gets a two count. A Snitsky sucks chant starts, Val tries to fight back with punches, Snitsky cuts him off with a huge knee to the gut. Val off the ropes boots Snitsky in the head, Venis ducks Snitsky's swing comes off the ropes, cross body gets a two count. Val forearms Snitsky to the corner, Val with a chop, begins a mounted ten punch assault, Val gets to five and Snitsky moves forwards dropping Val to his feet. Val quickly clotheslines Snitsky down and performs a mounted ten punch assault on the canvas instead and a nasty gash on Val's head appears with blood starting to seap. Val comes off the second rope with a legdrop, two count only. Val to the second rope again, gives off a little gyration before planting Snitsky with a flying clothesline. Val scores another nearfall picks up Snitsky, Snitsky with a knee to the gut goes for a pumphandle slam, Val slips behind and delivers a half nelson slam 1-2-no Val can't believe it. Val comes off the ropes, Snitsky throws him back in and delivers a big boot. Snitsky stalks Val urging him to get up, Val gets up and Snitsky executes a reverse DDT. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: SNITSKY. Thanks for coming Val.
Still to come "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters will be in action (Squash match action).
Up next Edge & Christian vs Chris Jericho & Shelton Benjamin from Raw.
Raw UK Wrestlemania Revenge tour promo airs.
WWE Rewind: Raw 2 weeks ago Y2J flips a ladder into Edge allowing Shelton to T-Bone himself a victory.
E & C rewind the years on Raw when Christian hits Benjamin with a belt shot and Edge delivers a Spear for the win. Post match Chris Benoit saves the faces from a beatdown until Tyson Tomko takes out Benoit with a ladder. This leads to highlights of Benoit vs Tomko later on Raw which doesn't last long as Benoit makes Tomko tap to the Crippler Crossface. Money In The Bank match graphic at Wrestlemania is shown and quickly hyped.
Commercial.
Taxi Driver Wrestlemania promo airs.
"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters vs Russell Simpson
Another long drawn out entrance and another promo by "The Masterpiece" which I'll quote....................................
"The first thing you need to realize is that The Masterpiece is not just an image. I have a better body than a young Schwarzenegger, more desirable than Brad Pitt, more athletic than LeBron James, and think like Einstein. The complete package if you will and the final piece of that package the Masterlock submission which still no-one has been able to break out of and tonight will be no different. So I want everybody in the back, I want everybody in this crowd, and everybody watching home on TV to take notes and realize that when you step in the ring with me you are no match for the Masterpiece."
What an idiot Masters is as the first part of his statement didn't even make sense. Anyway cue some generic music and out comes Masters' opponent. Both lockup, Masters with an armwringer and a single leg takedown. Masters drags Simpson across the ring, stomps, goes to the outside drags Simpson out onto the apron and kicks the back of his head. Back inside Masters catapults Simpson throat first into the second rope. Masters with a nearfall slings Simpson into the corner. Masters advances, Simpson boots him lands an elbow and a couple of punches. Simpson runs the ropes Masters perches him on his shoulders and hangs him up on the top rope. Masters gets raedy to swing, Simpson gets up, Masters clocks him with a polish hammer, locks in the Masterlock and Simpson is done but Masters keeps it applied after the bell rings to add insult to injury before finally relinquishing his grip. Here is Your Winner: "THE MASTERPIECE" CHRIS MASTERS.
Still to come Muhammad Hassan w/Daivari vs Rhyno.
Up next William Regal, Tajiri & Christy Hemme vs Maven, Simon Dean & Molly Holly from Raw.
Don't Try This At Home.
Christy Hemme pins Molly Holly via a Twist of Fate in Six Person Tag match on Raw as Trish Stratus watches on. Trish vs Christy 'Mania graphic is shown and hyped.
Commercial.
The Hurricane vs Biohazard
The Hurricane gives his mask to a kid at ringside upon entering ala Bret Hart before locking up with Biohazard. Hurricane with an armwringer and side headlock. Hurricane off the ropes, stepover, rolls under the leaping Biohazard, Biohazard off the ropes into a hiptoss and a series of armdrags then "Wasupwidat" which makes Biohazard fall down and crawl away. Biohazard charges into a drop toehold, Hurricane pounces into a front facelock, Biohazard gets to his feet and backs Hurricane to the corner. Hurricane dodges a roundhouse and dishes out one of his own before mounting Biohazard and attempting a ten punch assault. Biohazard drops Hurricane onto the top turnbuckle at three before scoring with a high kick, snapmare and neckbreaker off the second rope. Biohazard cuts off a Hurricane reversal into the ropes with a boot to the gut before coming off the ropes and nailing another neckbreaker. Biohazard with a one count traps Hurricane in a chinlock. Hurricane gets to a vertical base and maneuvers out with a neckbreaker of his own before coming off the ropes and planting Biohazard with a forearm before repeating the move. Hurricane rams Biohazard into the corner and hits him with his own variation of a neckbreaker from the second rope. Hurricane charges forwards and plants Biohazard with a forearm in the corner. Biohazard reverses an Irish whip but Hurricane charges forwards and clotheslines Biohazard down. Hurricane goes to the top rope and hits Biohazard with a cross body and that's enough for the win 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: THE HURRICANE.
Up next Batista vs Kane in Lumberjack Pick Your Poison from Raw.
Triple H/Braveheart Wrestlemania skit airs.
Batista pins Kane via Batista Bomb after both men beat up the Lumberjacks. Batista and Triple H then engage in a staredown. Triple H vs Batista 'Mania graphic then match promo airs.
Commercial.
WWE Slam of The Week: Randy Orton delivers an RKO to Stacy Keibler on Raw.
Muhammad Hassan w/Daivari vs Rhyno
Graphic is shown reminding us it's HBK vs Hassan tomorrow on Raw. Rhyno charges down all fired up as normal in the midst of a huge USA chant. Coach is begging for Rhyno to do a faceplant on the entrance ramp. Daivari is very vocal in Arabic and English as both lockup and Rhyno backs Hassan to the corner. We get a clean break and both charge into a second lockup where Hassan applies a side headlock. Rhyno punches out and reverses, Rhyno off the ropes takes down Hassan with a shoulder tackle. Rhyno steps over and then under a leaping Hassan, blocks a hiptoss, Hassan ducks Rhyno and a staredown ensues. Hassan calls for a test of strength but boots Rhyno in the gut, both exchange punches, Rhyno with an armwringer, Hassan runs forwards and ducks as Rhyno's head bounces into the top rope. Hassan takes advantage by delivering another boot and a neckbreaker. Hassan gets a nearfall before choking Rhyno and pulling his hair on the mat and in the ropes. Hassan goes outside and drives elbows into the back of Rhyno's head. Back inside Hassan drags Rhyno to the centre drops elbows gets a nearfall then locks in a chinlock. Rhyno gets up punches his way free until Hassan delivers a throat poke, however Rhyno reveses into the ropes and hits a diving clothesline and both men are down. Hassan gets up and punches Rhyno but they seem to fire him up and Rhyno delivers a boot and punches of his own. Rhyno cuts off a whip to the ropes reels in Hassan onto his shoulders into a TKO slam. Hassan recovers in the corner. Rhyno hits a baby gore followed by a belly-to-belly suplex and now here comes the gore, no Daivari gets on the apron gets Rhyno's attention and jumps down. Rhyno clotheslines Hassan punches him down twice, Irish whip, Rhyno misses a second baby gore and Hassan takes advantage by delivering a flatliner and locking in the camel clutch. Rhyno is stranded and has no option but to tap out. Here is Your Winner: MUHAMMAD HASSAN.
Coach isn't here for International Heat next week so Grisham is getting Marc Loyd in for our sins. Grisham signs off. End of Show. I'll be back next week with all the pre Wrestlemania weekend action so until then take care and have a good week. Later Shaun.
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