WWE Velocity Report-24th September 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators Steve Romero & Josh Mathews
Welcome aboard Velociters. It looks as though the show will be going on after all for how long who knows but I don't care. I'm glad it's carrying on and as long as it's on I'll keep covering it. Same goes for Heat. On that note let's get to the show. Kicking off the weekend action is........................
William Regal & Paul Burchill vs Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki
Rematch from not so long ago on SmackDown! Funaki has a black pad covering his bicep injury. Funaki starts with Burchill and Funaki gets the crowd into it. Lockup, Burchill shoves Funaki away and smiles. Funaki applies an armwringer, Burchill reverses into a headlock takedown, Funaki gets up and maneuvers into an armbar takedown. Burchill takes Funaki to the corner by the hair, Funaki dodges a lunge and lands a hiptoss and armdrag into an armbar. Funaki sent off the ropes by the hair, Funaki ducks and goes to send Burchill off the ropes who blocks. Funaki ducks a lunge hits another armdrag and works a wristlock but Burchill throws him down and tags in Regal who gets heavily booed. Regal blocks a Funaki drop toehold but Funaki works a wristlock and tags in Scotty and he and Regal exchange a few reversals until Scotty slaps on a headlock. Scotty nails a shoulder tackle off the ropes and celebrates. Scotty with a stepover puts the brakes on in the ropes puts Regal down and walks over him before decking him with a flying forearm off the ropes. Scotty nips up dances, ducks Regal and hits a shot to the eyes. Scotty with a headlock plays to the crowd, Regal kicks at Funaki in the corner to cause a distraction and Regal shoves Scotty to the corner, forearms him down and chokes with his knee as he tags Burchill in. Burchill with stomps, uppercuts Scotty into the corner then beats him down drops an elbow and gets a nearfall. Burchill takes Scotty to the corner and tags in Regal who boots the ribs and forearms Scotty before delivering kneelifts and a butterfly suplex for a series of consecutive nearfalls. Regal chokes Scotty with his knee again as he tags in Burchill who drops knees then drops Scotty with a back suplex for a nearfall. Scotty tries to fight back, Burchill knees the gut, puts the boots to Scotty then traps in a front facelock. Burchill switches to a headlock as Scotty reaches for a tag. Burchill kicks Funaki's hand away but turns back into a Scotty backbodydrop and Scotty makes the tag. Funaki hits Burchill with a cross body from the top rope then forearms Regal off the apron. Funaki ducks Burchill and backbodydrops him then dropkicks Regal and nails a bulldog on Burchill. Funaki floors Regal with an enziguiri and fires up as Scotty comes in to attack Regal. Funaki rams Burchill's head in the corner as Regal lifts Scotty out of the ring. Funaki sets Burchill up for a tornado DDT from the second rope but Burchill with help from Regal catch Funaki and deliver a double shoulderbreaker. Burchill locks an armbar in on Funaki as Regal stomps on Scotty from the apron and Funaki taps out. Good opener with the brits working well together. Here Are Your Winners: WILLIAM REGAL & PAUL BURCHILL.
Still to come Vito & Nunzio vs Super Crazy & Psicosis (Rematch from two weeks ago on Velocity).
Up next Rey Mysterio vs Ken Kennedy from SmackDown!
SmackDown! UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Ken Kennedy defeats Rey Mysterio on SmackDown! after JBL comes out and causes a distraction.
Up next Randy Orton vows to bury Undertaker on SmackDown!
Batista vs Eddie Guerrero/Ortons vs Undertaker No Mercy promo airs. (Note to fellow UK fans it's on Sky Box Office).
Commercials.
SmackDown! two weeks ago Undertaker tombstones Randy Orton to defeat. Last week Undertaker comes to life in a casket and mauls Randy Orton. A Handicap Casket match is set for No Mercy.
Don't Try This At Home.
WWE Rewind: SmackDown! last week Sharmell assists Booker T in defeating Christian.
Brian Kendrick vs Russell Simpson
Josh notes that these two have met in Zero-One and Hustle in Japan. Steve wants Kendrick's music on his iPod. Kendrick applies a headlock, Simpson counters into a wristlock, Kendrick maneuvers round and hits a firemans carry takedown and applies a rear naked choke. Simpson goes to send Kendrick off the ropes but Kendrick keeps Simpson grounded, Simpson succeeds second time round but Kendrick slides under him works a side headlock takedown and Simpson counters into a headscissors after a hairpull. Kendrick rolls and nips out and back up and both have a brief standoff as the crowd applaud. Both go to lock arms, Kendrick goes to another headlock, Simpson drives to the corner and directs an elbow to Kendrick's head. Simpson with an armbar, off the ropes, a shoulder tackle puts Kendrick down. Simpson steps over, Kendrick leapfrogs and catches Simpson with a cross body then a dropkick. Kendrick misses a splash in the corner and Kendrick is floored via a forearm to the back of the head. Simpson with stomps, drops a knee for a nearfall. Simpson throws Kendrick into the mat twice for another nearfall then drops an elbow onto Kendrick's neck and hangs him on the corner and stretches. Simpson with a snapmare and chinlock, Kendrick judo throws Simpson to the mat then backelbows down. Kendrick hits a flying forearm off the ropes then a series of punches and forearms. Simpson off the ropes into a heel kick from Kendrick. Kendrick nails a splash in the corner, Simpson reverses an Irish whip, Kendrick floats over a charge and springs off Simpson's chest flipping back to his feet. Simpson walks into a backbodydrop then gets up and Kendrick delivers Sliced Bread No 2 for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: BRIAN KENDRICK.
Up next Eddie Guerrero is ill on SmackDown!
Commercials.
On SmackDown! Batista gets a homosexual doctor in to look at Eddie Guerrero. Later Batista has MNM beat but Eddie tags in hits a frog splash and steals the pinfall. Eddie is still playing ill post match as we check the match hype for No Mercy.
WWE Raw & SmackDown! live in the UK this November promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Psicosis & Super Crazy w/Juventud vs Nunzio & Vito
Nunzio spars with Vito in preparation. Super Crazy begins with Vito. Vito backs Crazy to the corner and talks trash. Crazy gets a shot in but Vito beats him down. Vito clotheslines Crazy off the ropes then knocks Juventud down off the apron. Vito works on Crazy's arm against the top rope. Nunzio tags in and he does the same bringing it down across the top rope. Nunzio comes off the top rope with a cross body but Crazy rolls through and gets a two count. Nunzio boots the gut runs the ropes and attempts a sunset flip but Crazy rolls back and dropkicks Nunzio in the face. Crazy with another nearfall stomps Nunzio and tags in Psicosis and the Mexicools execute a rolling leg whip then Psicosis covers for a nearfall. Both jostle and Nunzio takes Psicosis to the corner, Nunzio tags out and Vito hits shots to the gut and backelbows to the head. Vito sends Psicosis off the ropes (botched) and hits a messy clothesline. Psicosis reverses a whip to the ropes (must be repeating the spot) and Juventud hooks Vito's leg and Psicosis dropkicks Vito through the ropes where Juventud grabs Vito and brings him round the outside a little and stomps. This brings Nunzio round and Juventud backs away but it was just a setup as Psicosis hits the FBI with a corkscrew pescado. As Juventud laughs at Nunzio we break off as a...............
Raw UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details. Commercials.
We're back and Psicosis has Vito trapped in an armbar. Vito sends Psicosis off the ropes and Nunzio drives a knee into Psicosis' back. Psicosis hits an enziguiri to Nunzio on the apron then turns and gets dropped to the outside by a Vito big boot. Nunzio stomps then puts Psicosis back in where Vito drops a knee, slams and drops an elbow off the ropes for a nearfall. Nunzio tags and the FBI hit a double hiptoss and Nunzio gets another nearfall. Nunzio traps Psicosis in an armbar and Juventud gets the crowd going by banging on the apron. Psicosis gets free and fights back with punches, Nunzio reverses an Irish whip and Psicosis floats over a charging Nunzio and surprises with a sunset flip 1-2-no. Nunzio runs and hits a knee to the gut and pulls Psicosis to the corner. Vito tags in and stomps Psicosis before clubbing at his chest. Vito with a rear naked choke, Psicosis elbows free, Vito throws Psicosis down to the mat, tag to Nunzio. Vito holds Psicosis for a Nunzio boot to the gut. Nunzio clubs, Psicosis punches, Nunzio rakes the face, Psicosis reverses being rammed into Vito's boot but Vito knocks Psicosis down from the apron allowing a Nunzio nearfall. Nunzio with a snapmare and armbar, Juventud pounds the apron again and again Psicosis fights his way out and leaps onto Nunzio desperately trying to make the tag but to no avail as Nunzio puts him down but Psicosis hits Nunzio with a spinning heel kick. Psicosis gets his bearings, drop toeholds a charging Nunzio and makes the hot tag. Crazy knocks Vito off the apron, clothesline to Nunzio, backelbow to Vito, dropkick to Nunzio, dropkick to Vito, hurricanrana off the ropes to Nunzio. Crazy backbodydrops Vito then hits a springboard moonsault from the second rope to Nunzio. Cover 1-2-broken up by Vito. Psicosis comes in to deal with Vito and takes him to a corner with Crazy in the opposite one with Nunzio. The Mexicools mount and punch, Vito drops Psicosis down with an inverted atomic drop and clothesline, Nunzio charges Crazy who hooks Nunzio on his back and spins him round. Vito steps in just as Crazy hooks a tornado DDT on Nunzio and he steps off Vito sending him back outside before driving Nunzio to the mat. Crazy covers Nunzio and gets the 1-2-3 as Vito can't make the save in time. The Mexicools have the FBI's number. Good showing of Tag Team Wrestling on today's show. Here Are Your Winners: THE MEXICOOLS.
Steve signs off to end the show. Keep it here for Sunday Night Heat. Shaun. Comments/praise/feedback/criticism please direct to shaunmb1@hotmail.com.
