WWE Velocity Report-9th October 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators Steve Romero & Josh Mathews
Welcome aboard fellow Velociters. No Mercy is just hours away but here and now it's time for Velocity. We begin this week with.......................................
MNM vs Jared Steele & Jacques Blitzken
A Melina split is a good start to the show. Mercury starts by attacking Steele with a punch, kick and a forearm that puts Steele down. Mercury with a boot to the head off the ropes. Mercury pulls up Steele, tag to Nitro and MNM hit a double backelbow off the ropes. Nitro kicks Steele then hits a breakdance legdrop. Nitro tags Mercury and Nitro holds Steele for a Mercury open shot. Steele punches back but Mercury clotheslines. Mercury with an Irish whip and clothesline in the corner. Mercury poses to the crowd to boos. Mercury delivers a jawbreaker and standing dropkick then crawls forward to receive a kiss from Melina. Steele punches back again, Mercury boots, Steele blocks punches and punches back but Mercury clotheslines then pulls Steele near the corner. Mercury misses an elbow from the second rope and Steele makes a tag. Blitzken with forearms sends Mercury off the ropes but puts his head down early and Mercury boots it. Mercury with a clothesline pulls up Blitzken delivers a snapmare and tags Nitro before snapping back on Blitzken's neck. Nitro vaults in over the ropes and drops an elbow onto Blitzken. Melina wants the Snapshot, Nitro tags Mercury before knocking Steele off the apron and MNM give Blitzken the Snapshot. Mercury covers 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: MNM.
Still to come 7 man No 1 Contenders Cruiserweight Battle Royal.
Up next The Ortons vs Rowdy Roddy Piper from SmackDown!
SmackDown! UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
WWE Rewind: Randy Orton RKO's Rowdy Roddy Piper & Mick Foley last Monday on Raw.
Rowdy Roddy Piper defeats the Ortons on SmackDown! via a rollup on Cowboy Bob Orton after Undertaker's gong causes a distraction. Undertaker presents a casket with lifelike Orton dummies inside before appearing himself and scaring off the Ortons. No Mercy match hype follows.
Eddie Guerrero vs Batista "Friends" No Mercy promo airs.
Commercials.
WWE Slam of the Week: SmackDown! Mr Kennedy gives Sylvan an assist as he defeats Hardcore Holly. Kennedy announces Holly as the loser post match.
Mr Kennedy vs Russell Simpson
Kennedy orders the mic from Tony Chimel and tells him once again he makes him absolutely sick. Kennedy tells Chimel to get out but stops him and presents a donut. Kennedy makes Chimel open his mouth and stuffs it in and tells him to sit down and eat it, fatty. Kennedy switches to the descending mike from upstairs with the lights dimmed and introduces himself. This week he's 245lbs. He neglects to mention Russell Simpson but everyone knows who he is by now anyway as he's on every week. Bell goes, Simpson quickly into a go-behind and rollup for one. Simpson ducks a charging Kennedy and goes for another rollup off the ropes but Kennedy holds onto the ropes and Simpson rolls back. Kennedy ducks a Simpson lunge, Simpson dodges a swinging Kennedy leg but Kennedy quickly swings round again and catches Simpson second time around. Kennedy gets a one count then clubs and boots Simpson's back into the corner. Kennedy with some stomps then hits a running knee to the fallen Simpson in the corner. Kennedy pulls Simpson back in and to the middle of the ring and scores a nearfall as Kennedy pulls Simpson up at two. Kennedy forearms Simpson to the corner backs up and charges from a three point stance. Simpson moves and Kennedy crashes face first in the corner. Simpson charges but Kennedy backdrops onto the apron. Simpson blocks a Kennedy punch and headbutts him before climbing up top. Kennedy cuts him off with a few punches before going up himself and executing his firemans carry into a rolling senton finisher (the Steam Roller?) for the 1-2-3. Post match Chimel stops and hands Kennedy the mic who announces himself the winner. Here is Your Winner: MR KENNEDY.......................KENNEDY.
Still to come 7 man No 1 Contenders Cruiserweight Battle Royal.
Up next Booker T vs Orlando Jordan from SmackDown!
Don't Try This At Home.
Booker T defeats Orlando Jordan on SmackDown! following a Sharmell assist. Post match when Booker sees the replay he isn't happy with Sharmell. Fatal four way No Mercy match graphic and hype follows.
Up next highlights of the six man tag from SmackDown! which Eric Bischoff cut from Raw.
Raw UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Commercials.
Batista, Chris Benoit & Rey Mysterio defeat Eddie Guerrero, Christian & JBL on SmackDown! following a Batista spinebuster on Christian after Eddie helps out the opposition by taking JBL out of the equation. Batista and Eddie fight off JBL and Christian post match and Eddie smiles at Batista. Steve and Josh run down the so far seven match No Mercy Card with the eighth match being decided next.
WWE Raw & SmackDown! live in the UK this November promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Over The Top Rope Cruiserweight Battle Royal-Winner Gets A Title Shot At No Mercy
Scotty 2 Hotty vs Funaki vs Brian Kendrick vs Paul London vs Juventud vs Psicosis vs Super Crazy
We see all the entrances for a change. London gets a massive hometown Texan pop. The Mexicools all come out together on their lawnmowers. Nunzio makes his way out to the ramp with Vito to get a bird's eye view of the action. The bell goes and everyone goes at it. Funaki has Juventud in trouble early on but Juventud fights free and London thwarts a Super Crazy and Kendrick elimination attempt and turns the tables on Crazy. Psicosis botches a Kendrick hurricanrana attempt from the second rope and Kendrick soon clotheslines Psicosis over and out as Juventud and Funaki almost have Scotty out. We break off for....................
An Undertaker vs The Ortons Casket match promo followed by Commercials.
We're back and we've missed Funaki being eliminated during the break and we don't get to see a replay. Kendrick throws Scotty over but Scotty skins the cat back in only for Super Crazy to clothesline him back over and this time out. London reverses Juventud into Crazy who backdrops him onto the apron. Juventud shoves Crazy and London dropkicks Crazy as Juventud holds the rope down and Crazy goes sailing over and out. Juventud poses and vaults back in over London and we're down to the last three as Juventud dodges a Kendrick kick and all three back up and stand off. All three go at it briefly until we get Kendrick and London for a bit. Juventud nails a spinning heel kick on Kendrick and London breaks up Juventud's elimination attempt. Juventud prevents a London and Kendrick elimination attempt, London kicks Juventud down, Kendrick leaps off Juventud and forearms London. Juventud kicks Kendrick and Irish whips. Kendrick floats over Juventud and goes for a high kick but London comes from behind and shoves him out onto the floor and now we're down to two and the crowd favour both. Juventud hits a tilt-a-whirl headscissors while London replies with an elbow and Mushroom Stomp. London and Juventud exchange elimination attempts to no avail. London dodges a Juventud charge as Juventud throws himself at London who's out on the apron but Juventud ends up bouncing off the ropes. London uses the top rope as a springboard but Juventud catches London with a dropkick and both men are down. The crowd are into this and Juventud gets up first but London keeps him at bay with a series of kicks. Juventud reverses an Irish whip and charges, London catches Juventud in a firemans carry but Juventud hooks the ropes and after a bit London pulls him off and delivers a death valley driver. London gets Juventud onto the apron, Juventud hangs London up on the top rope and goes to suplex London out but London lands on the apron and both go at it on the apron while teetering on the edge. Juventud counters a suplex from the second rope and tries a powerbomb but London blocks and stomps away on Juventud. Both men jostle for position and level footing but end up hanging from the top rope. London swings some kicks before getting back onto the apron but as he gets his footing back Juventud swings his legs round and kicks London off and to the floor. Here is Your Winner & No 1 Contender: JUVENTUD. Post match Juventud invites a trash talking Nunzio to the ring but Nunzio declines. Steve signs off to end the show.
WWE International Sunday Night Heat Report-9th October 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Hosts: Todd Grisham & Jonathan Coachman (In Studio)
No matches were shown here in what was basically a recap of some segments from WWE Homecoming last Monday. They could have shown us the Shelton Benjamin vs Tyson Tomko match that was taped. Oh well here's brief notes from the show.
Randy Orton interrupts Piper's Pit and RKO's Rowdy Roddy Piper and Mick Foley.
Stone Cold Steve Austin stuns all the McMahon family. A WWE.Com exclusive airs of the McMahons being helped to the back. Vince says he'll fire somebody over this.
Edge with an assist from Lita beats Matt Hardy in the Money in the Bank, Loser Leaves Raw Ladder match.
John Cena's second music video airs. "Right Now".
Triple H returns to Raw, he and Ric Flair beat Carlito and Chris Masters before Triple H takes Flair out with a sledgehammer. Still images are shown of the brutal attack.
Lastly Eric Bischoff cancels the SmackDown! six man tag match. John Cena defeats Eric Bischoff in a no DQ WWE Title match. Post match Raw and SmackDown! brawl.
There were various plugs and ads for No Mercy and WWE coming to the UK during the show.
Grisham and Coach sign off to end the show. My quick No Mercy predictions are: BATISTA, ORTONS, JBL, KEN KENNEDY, MNM, CHRISTIAN, JUVENTUD, BOBBY LASHLEY. I'll be back tomorrow with a recap of the pre-No Mercy edition of Sunday Night Heat. People wherever you are enjoy No Mercy. Catch you later. Shaun.
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