WWE Velocity Report-30th October 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators: Steve Romero & Josh Mathews
Welcome aboard one and all to another edition of Velocity. The action kicks off this week with.............................
Paul London vs Kid Kash
Kash begins with a boot to the gut and several clubs and knees. Kash whips London off the ropes and both men block hiptosses until London flips over Kash, ducks a clothesline runs the ropes lands on his feet after a Kash backbodydrop attempt and scores with a hiptoss, armdrag and dropkick for a nearfall. London slaps on a side headlock, Kash hooks the hair and punches free then lifts London for a back suplex but London rolls back onto his feet and re-applies the headlock. Kash punches free again, London reels in Kash for a third headlock but Kash lifts London and drops him across his knee then talks trash to him. Kash wedges a knee in London's back and stretches his arms out while delivering some headbutts to London's back. London gets up and punches Kash away, London runs the ropes but Kash forearms him down for a nearfall then traps London in an armbar/single leg grapevine maneuver on the mat. London uses his other leg to kick free and he gets up and clubs Kash. Kash cuts off a London whip to the ropes and lifts and drops London with a faceplant then ties him up in a surfboard and also applies a chinlock. Kash releases the hold and argues with the referee that London gave up but he didn't. Kash kicks the rope in frustration then goes to get London up but London punches him away. Kash runs the ropes right into a London rolling heel kick. Kash advances and London hangs him up on the top rope. London knocks Kash down with a running forearm then again with a kick to the back. Kash reverses London off the ropes, Kash leapfrogs London then charges into a London dropsault 1-2-no. London attempts a suplex but Kash slips down and drops London's neck onto his knee for a nearfall. Kash drives London's head into the corner and chops his chest. Kash lifts London onto the second rope and attempts to hit the new Money Maker but London fights him away then steps onto the apron and sends Kash away with a high kick to the head. London flips back in over the top rope and hooks Kash in an Oklahoma roll for a two count. Kash reverses a London Irish whip but charges into an elbow and London hits Kash with the Mushroom stomp. London charges Kash in the corner but gets a boot to the gut. Kash leaps up top, London with a kick crotches Kash. London with a punch climbs up top himself and goes for a hurricanrana on but Kash counters and throws London to the mat facefirst. Kash goes back to the second rope steps up top and blindly comes off hitting London with a moonsault. Kash covers and gets the 1-2-3. Good opener with a cool finish. Here is Your Winner: KID KASH. Post match Kash talks trash to London then poses. A Juventud/Kash feud would be nice to see.
Still to come Stacy Keibler vs Jillian Hall.
Up next 5 man Free For All from SmackDown!
SmackDown! UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Highlights air of how the recent Raw vs SmackDown! feud has started and played out. We then cut to SmackDown! where Rey Mysterio pins Christian in a 5 man Free For All. Taboo Tuesday hype follows for Raw vs SmackDown! I think Rey and Matt will get in but I hope it's Matt and Christian.
John Cena faces Kurt Angle in a Steel Cage match for the WWE Title when the WWE comes to Manchester, England on November 17th. For more info see WWE.Com.
Commercials.
Bobby Lashley vs Jason Partain
Tony Chimel announces him as Bobby Lashley. The commentators and his titantron call him just Lashley and the Velocity graphic calls him Lashely so what are we meant to call him? Also is Lashley a face because he displays heel tendencies. Partain calls for a test of strength, Lashley obliges and both lock hands but Lashley quickly disposes of Partain with a backbodydrop. Partain goes to the corner for a re-think then boots Lashley and attempts a headlock but Lashley lifts Partain and holds him up for a while before putting him back down then taking him to the mat with a one legged takedown. Partain gets up and charges into a lockup and attempts the headlock again but Lashley sends him off the ropes and shoulder tackles him down. Lashley kicks Partain through the ropes then goes out and press slams him back in. Lashley gets in and catches a Partain boot attempt then knocks him down with a double axehandle to the chest. Lashley stalks Partain then delivers a belly-to-belly overthrow suplex. Lashley points to the crowd then gets a staggering Partain in position and Lashley executes the Dominator after a short display of strength for the crowd for the 1-2-3. Squash. Here is Your Winner: BOBBY LASHLEY. Post match Vito and Nunzio attack Lashley from behind and begin to stomp but Lashley turns the tables quite quickly by shoving Nunzio away and choking Vito in the corner before throwing him to the mat. Lashley tosses Nunzio away with a one arm backbodydrop then clotheslines down a charging Vito. Lashley throws Vito over the top rope then throws Nunzio under the bottom rope to the floor. Lashley and Vito talk trash from afar as the FBI backs up and Lashley holds the ropes open and plays to the crowd. Lashley takes on the FBI in a handicap match this week on SmackDown!
Don't Try This At Home.
Highlights air of Booker T becoming US Champion thanks to Sharmell. Fast forward to SmackDown! last week and Sharmell's pathetic apology to Benoit leads to Booker turning heel and re-injuring Benoit's ribs.
Raw UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Commercials.
Sylvan vs Funaki
Sylvan cuts an in ring promo before Funaki comes out. Sylvan thanks the crowd who boo and says he's the first supermodel superstar in WWE history. As a supermodel he charges thousands and thousands of dollars for a photoshoot. But after he wins his match tonight (the crowd chant you suck throughout) he will give the crowd 30 seconds to take his picture but Sylvan says the crowd shouldn't sell that picture they take. They should keep it for themselves in their private collection. Sylvan winks and Funaki comes charging down where Sylvan greets him with boots, elbows and a knee to the back. Sylvan delivers two backbreakers then gets Funaki up and punches him into the corner. Sylvan with a boot and Irish whip. Sylvan follows up with two more Irish whips before delivering a back suplex slam to Funaki. Sylvan points and flirts with a planted woman in the crowd. Sylvan and the plant each blow kisses to one another before Funaki tries to fight back at Sylvan with punches but Sylvan boots Funaki in the head and drops an elbow onto his back. Sylvan with another backbreaker on Funaki whips Funaki off the ropes and catches him in a bearhug. A worn down Funaki struggles to get free and after Sylvan drives him backfirst into the corner he then re-applies the bearhug. Funaki refuses to quit and elbows free. Sylvan lifts Funaki for another backbreaker I presume but Funaki counters into a cross body. Sylvan grabs Funaki's leg but Funaki swings his other leg round and connects with an enziguiri. Funaki with punches, Sylvan boots the gut, Irish whip by Sylvan, Sylvan misses a charge and Funaki nails a bulldog. Funaki favouring his back fires up and heads up top and lands a cross body. Funaki drives Sylvan's head into the corner. Funaki goes to the second rope lands a punch and signals for a tornado DDT but wastes time in doing so allowing Sylvan to place him back down and deliver a spinebuster to a charging Funaki. Sylvan gets Funaki up and finishes him off with a front suplex into a slam for the 1-2-3. Good match which told a nice story of Sylvan working on Funaki's back and wearing him down. Here is Your Winner: SYLVAN. Post match Sylvan gives the crowd time to take his picture and the planted woman looks happy.
Up next 6 man tag from SmackDown!
WWE Raw & SmackDown! live in the UK this November promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Batista, Eddie Guerrero & Rowdy Roddy Piper triumph over The Ortons & Ken Kennedy on SmackDown! after Piper uses a sleeper on Cowboy Bob Orton.
Up next Stacy Keibler vs Jillian Hall.
Commercials.
Jillian Hall vs Stacy Keibler
Jillian is wearing a facepiece to protect her "blemish". Stacy looks hot as always. Bell goes and we get some finger pointing to begin before Jillian gut punches Stacy and drives her head into the corner. Jillian with a boot to the gut and a snapmare. Jillian lifts Stacy's legs and drives a boot to the nether region. Jillian gets Stacy up and talks trash but Stacy reverses a whip to the ropes. Stacy goes for a hiptoss, Jillian tries to counter with a monkey flip but Stacy counters with a cartwheel and hits an advancing Jillian with a spinning/swinging back kick for a nearfall. Jillian goes to the corner, Stacy comes and boots Jillian before choking her with an outstretched leg showing great flexibility. After a reprimand from the referee Stacy repeats the boot and choke and whips Jillian off the ropes who attempts a sunset flip and gets a one count. Stacy flips forward and rolls on top with a pinning combination of her own for a nearfall and after a couple more nice reversals both divas get up and Jilllian clotheslines Stacy and covers for a two count. Jillian throws Stacy's face to the mat then grabs her by the hair talks trash and repeats the move. Jillian kicks Stacy turns her on her back and connects with a handspring elbow which gets a two count. Jillian gets Stacy by the hair and places her in the ropes and pulls back at her hair. Jillian then chokes Stacy in the middle rope with her leg then places Stacy on the mat and covers for another nearfall. Jillian stretches Stacy's arms and wedges a boot in Stacy's neck. Stacy gets free by throwing Jillian over her head to the mat. Stacy throws a charging Jillian through the ropes. Jillian gets back in and charges into a side kick. Jillian goes to the corner, Stacy mounts and hits four punches before Jillian takes her down and rolls her up with her feet on the ropes for the 1-2-3. This was a good Women's match and was a solid debut for Jillian and Stacy's getting better in the ring too. I hope Melina, Christy and Ashley were watching and taking notes. Here is Your Winner: JILLIAN HALL. Post match a crestfallen Stacy stares down Jillian.
Steve and Josh shill for SmackDown! at Taboo Tuesday before Steve signs off to end the show. Keep it here for Heat. Shaun.
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