WWE Velocity Report (11/13/05) Taped in Indianapolis, Indiana

WWE Velocity Report-13th November 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators: Steve Romero & Josh Mathews

Road Warrior Animal & Heidenreich vs Nunzio & Vito
Animal and Heidenreich get a pyro display upon entering. Animal brings Nunzio in from the apron and delivers a dropkick but misses an elbow and Nunzio rolls outside. Heidenreich tags in and Nunzio goes toe to toe talking trash. Heidenreich shoves Nunzio away who responds by slapping Heidenreich. Heidenreich chases Nunzio outside and back in Nunzio charges into a boot that floors him. Nunzio tries to bail again but as Heidenreich goes to pull him back in from the apron Vito clubs him. Nunzio off the ropes hits a dropkick to the face. Vito tags and stomps and pounds Heidenreich on the mat. Vito sends Heidenreich off the ropes who kicks Vito in the head. Heidenreich runs the ropes but Vito levels him with a clothesline for a two count. The FBI try and work the arm, Heidenreich fights back, Nunzio rakes the face but Heidenreich shakes off a Nunzio armbar literally. Vito lands a mafia kick that drops Heidenreich to one knee. Vito clubs the back and continues to do so while applying an armwringer. Nunzio comes in with a boot to the gut but after getting whipped off the ropes Heidenreich takes down the FBI with a clothesline and makes the tag. Animal with a clothesline and shoulder tackle to Nunzio. Vito charges into a backbodydrop. Nunzio off the ropes into a powerslam 1-2-broken up by Vito. All four men come in, Heidenreich is forced out by the referee but he manages to deposit Vito through the ropes. Animal gets Nunzio on his shoulders, Heidenreich heads up top and hits the Doomsday Device and Animal covers for the 1-2-3. Animal and Heidenreich tune up for the Dicks this week on SmackDown! Here Are Your Winners: ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL & HEIDENREICH.

Still to come JBL vs Chris Benoit from SmackDown!

SmackDown! comes to Hallam FM Arena, Sheffield November 22nd, 7.30pm. WWE.Com for details.

Eddie Guerrero defeats Mr Kennedy on SmackDown! via DQ to qualify for Team SmackDown! at Survivor Series. Kennedy blasts Eddie with a chair post match.

Commercials.

WWE Rewind: Rey Mysterio qualifies for Team SmackDown! over Randy Orton via DQ. Matt Hardy stops an Orton beatdown and Randy gets a Twist of Fate.

Simon Dean vs Hardcore Holly
Simon comes out on his Dean machine and cuts a customary promo. Simon introduces himself and says all his life he's been a winner. It amazes him that each city he goes to he's unable to find a winner like him as he runs into the exact opposite that being people who enjoy being pathetic, out of shape losers. Simon's a winner because of his Simon System. Simon goes to say his name again but Hardcore Holly's music cuts him off. Holly comes down and he too gets some mic time. Holly says the truth behind the Simon System is that it seems like a laxative and he's fixing to kick the crap out of Simon. With that the referee steps in but Simon kicks Holly in the gut and hammers on his back. Holly turns the tables then chops Simon all around the ring and calls for the Alabama Slam but Simon clutches the top rope and slips to the outside. Simon pulls Holly out and drives him into the apron. Back inside after a one count Simon clubs the back and applies a chinlock, armbar then dragon sleeper. Simon then knees the kidneys and crushes Holly's face with his boot then delivers knees to the back in the corner. Simon reels Holly in for a clothesline and gets a two count. A Holly chant starts as Simon chokes Holly then applies a front facelock. Holly counters a suplex attempt into a small package for two. Holly with chops, Simon cuts him off with a boot and knee then Irish whips and punishes Holly with his knee in the corner. Simon goes back to the dragon sleeper. Holly armdrags free then hits a half nelson slam. Both men are down. Simon gets up first, Holly with punches and chops. Holly backelbows Simon down off the ropes. Holly with a dropkick off the ropes. Holly delivers his patented dick kick before finishing Simon off with the Alabama Slam. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: HARDCORE HOLLY.

John Cena faces Kurt Angle in a Steel Cage match for the WWE Title when the WWE comes to Manchester, England on November 17th. For more info see WWE.Com.

JBL pins Chris Benoit on SmackDown! to qualify for Team SmackDown! after Booker T causes a distraction.

Commercials.

WWE Slam of the Week: SmackDown! Lashley destroys Orlando Jordan to qualify for Team SmackDown!

Scotty 2 Hotty vs Kid Kash
Kash tries to sweep Scotty's legs to start. Scotty dodges and gets the crowd going. Lockup, Kash winds up the arm and slaps Scotty's head. Scotty nips up into a reversal and applies an armbar. Kash counters into a go-behind takedown. Scotty gets up and counters into a hammerlock. Kash reverses and throws Scotty down. Scotty gets up and Kash ducks his head outside. Scotty with a wristlock and armbar, Kash with a forearm, Scotty reverses an Irish whip then hits two more. Scotty leaps onto Kash and starts a ten punch assault, Kash throws him off at four and Scotty charges into a knee to the gut. Kash rams Scotty shoulderfirst into the ringpost then takes him to the mat with an armwringer. Kash drops a knee and stomps on Scotty's arm then applies an armbar while shaking Scotty about. Scotty retaliates with punches, Kash goes to the eyes and Irish whips but charges into a boot. Scotty with punches and a tomahawk punch off the ropes. Scotty fires up, Irish whip by Scotty who charges into an elbow. Scotty dodges a moonsault, Kash lands on his feet and Scotty sends him reeling with a crescent kick. Scotty with a takedown off the ropes sets up Kash W-O-R-M no Kash rolls onto the apron and brings Scotty's arm down onto the top rope. Kash heads to the top rope, Scotty crotches and goes to the second rope to try a suplex but Kash blocks and sends Scotty's arm bouncing off the top rope again. Kash delivers a moonsault from the top rope onto the shoulder for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: KID KASH.

WWE Raw & SmackDown! live in the UK this November promo airs. WWE.Com for details.

Highlights air of Edge and Raw setting up and injuring Batista on SmackDown! I've seen advertised Batista vs Randy Orton vs Eddie Guerrero for SmackDown! this week. Expect a title change. I'm tipping Eddie.

Raw comes to Hallam FM Arena, Sheffield November 21st, 7.30pm. WWE.Com for details.

Commercials.

Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs William Regal & Paul Burchill
London starts with Regal who backs London to the corner then takes him down and applies a wristlock. London reverses and applies a headlock. Regal sends off the ropes and London hits a shoulder tackle. London goes back to the headlock and tags Kendrick who hits a Mushroom stomp to Regal's back from the top rope. Kendrick with a side headlock takedown for a one count. Kendrick sent off the ropes, steps over Regal then takes him down with a flying shoulder tackle and gets a one count before Regal counters out with a headscissors. Kendrick flips up and goes back to the side headlock. Regal escapes with a knee and tags in Burchill who also falls into a side headlock takedown. Kendrick rolls through a back suplex attempt with the hold still applied, London tags in as Kendrick delivers a snapmare and London dropkicks Burchill's back for a one count. London with a headlock tag to Kendrick, London with a drop toehold and Kendrick with a running neckbreaker on the grounded Burchill then hits a running falling knee. London tags and Burchill gets a double armdrag off the ropes followed by double kicks to the back. Regal enters and receives a double backbodydrop. Burchill gets whipped to the corner by both London and Kendrick then London gets whipped into Burchill and connects with a flying forearm. Kendrick follows up by leaping off of London onto Burchill with a flying forearm. Burchill gets a double hiptoss onto the knees of Kendrick and London before London covers for a nearfall. London with a headlock, Burchill kicks at Kendrick to draw him in then sends London off the ropes which Regal holds down and London goes over to the floor where Regal drives him into the apron then puts him back in. Burchill with a snapmare drops a knee for a one count. Burchill drives a knee into London's back then slams him. Regal tags in and stomps and clubs the back then holds in the ropes. Burchill tags and delivers a samoan drop and backflip cover 1-2-broken up by a Kendrick dropkick. Regal tags in and drops a knee onto London's back then hits a butterfly suplex and covers for two. Burchill tags in and Regal scoops up London as Burchill boots the back and Regal drops him to the mat. Burchill with a nearfall disputes the count then delivers a backbreaker and drapes London across his knee. London knees free, Burchill lifts, London slips behind and drives him into the corner and makes a tag. Kendrick with a springboard dropkick to Burchill follows up with two more dropkicks to each foe then hits a flying forearm to Regal in the corner. Kendrick starts a mounted punch assault and at nine Kendrick jumps off and connects with a tornado DDT on Burchill. Regal receives a double dropkick then Kendrick delivers a flatliner to Burchill just as London hits a rolling kick to the back of Burchill's head. The name of the finisher escapes me sorry. Kendrick covers and gets the duke in a great main event. 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK.

Steve signs off to end the show. Keep it here for Heat. Shaun. Comments/praise/feedback/criticism please direct to shaunmb1@hotmail.com.