RAW Report 3/24/08

RAW this week starts with music and pyro.

Cena’s music and he comes out to the ring. He says he can feel the energy, it’s a fever pitch. After weeks of FU, pedigrees, RKOs and everything else you want to throw into that group of entertainment - Sunday they dance. It’s a business about what have you done for me, not what have you done for me lately. After standing tough against 17 men he’s feeling pretty go to walk into WM and walk out the champ. The fans are mixed for him, but he does get a male “Cena” chant. He says he know some of us...
Big Show’s music interrupts him. Show comes down to the ring. Show says Cena needs to understand that no matter who wins Cena’s match, this WM will go down in history as the year he ends Mayweather’s boxing career. This will replace Hogan slamming Andre as the biggest single replayed moment of WM.
JBL’s music and he comes walking out. He says the two of them can talk about making history all they want. Show can eat Mayweather for all he cares, but JBL is the one who makes history. He’s the one who exposed Finlay and Hornswoggle. He beat down Hornswoggle while he was crying for daddy. He will continue the beatings at WM and there’s not rules in his match. There’s no one who can stop him. He says Cena must remember that.
Cena says he wasn’t listening, he was thinking about how he beat JBL at WM21, those were good times.
Out comes Orton. He says what everyone needs to remember about WM... Some think Show will knock out Mayweather. Some think JBL will knock out Finlay. Some think Cena or HHH will walk out champion. But no one thinks Orton will retain. He loves it, he feeds off it. That means everyone will be talking about him when he retains at WM.
Umaga comes to the ring. He gets in and paces. He then grabs Orton’s mic. He looks it over and says Batista. Then he goes on in another language. The only understandable word is Batista.
Cena says he’s fluent is Samoan. He’s right Orton is into boy bands, like sperm whales and watches My Two Dad’s reruns. There’s no way he’ll let Orton...
HHH’s music and out he comes. He says he knows what they’re thinking and they’re right. It is the new HHH t-shirt and it is awesome. They all make convincing arguments for WM and what they might do there. But there’s one reason they’re all in this business and put their bodies on the line. It’s the WWE Championship. They would all changer their matches to have a chance at the title. There’s one reason they’re playing in Orlando, in a place without a roof, as HHH, Orton and Cena would blow it off. He says at WM the King of Kings goes back on his throne.
JBL starts yelling at HHH and it degrades to a screaming match between them all.
Regal stops the screaming and says tonight’s main event will be a WM showcase match. It will be a No DQ match between Cena, HHH, HBK and Flair against Umaga, JBL, Show and Orton.

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Slam Of The Week - Vince and Flair in a Street Fight last week. HBK helped Flair once, but then Flair came back with two low blows, put Vince through a table and beat Vince.

Y2J’s music and he comes out to the ring for a tag match. CM PUNK comes out to tag with him. MVP comes out to the ring. Video of Y2J throwing MVP off the ladder on SD! Carlito comes out to finish out the group.
MVP and Punk start. MVP tries to kick Punk and Punk takes his legs out from under him. Punk takes MVP down. Y2J tags in as does Carlito. Back elbow to Carlito. A couple forearms to Carlito’s face but then Y2J gets his face bounced off a corner. Carlito gets hung up to on his waist and then a dropkick lands Carlito outside on the floor.

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Carlito is beating Y2J down in a corner. Drop toe hold to Carlito who gets hung in 619 position. He gets a knee to the back of the head. Scoop slam to Carlito. Y2J tries to lock the wall in on Carlito but MVP rushes in and almost get put in the walls until Y2J is double teamed. Y2J is roughed up outside by MVP. Back in the ring Carlito gains control. Swinging neck breaker to Y2J and Carlito covers for two. MVP tags in. He drops a knee on Y2J’s face. A chinlock on Y2J. Y2J gets whipped but moves out of the way of MVP’s big boot. Y2J manages to tag out.
Punk works over MVP and covers for two. A knee to MVP’s face in a corner. Bulldogs and Punk jumps up top. Punk flies but MVP ducks. Y2J rushes in to help and goes for an enziguri. MVP ducks and Punk gets it to the head. MVP covers for three.

- Winners: MVP & Carlito

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Kennedy is out back and says every year WM gets better and better. He has some predictions. Flair retires. Taker’s streak ends. And he will walk into the MITB, win the match and then win the title. The talk of WM won’t be Flair or Taker, it will be Kennedy, Kennedy.

Flair video. Flair’s family is ringside. Flair is sitting out back deep in thought.

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Video of Show talking about beating Mayweather and how ready he is for it.

Holly is in the ring for a singles match. Khali comes out to face him.
Khali pushes Holly, but Holly tries to punch back. Holly is stomped down in a corner. A back elbow, and then another in a corner to Holly. Holly is slammed down in the center of the ring. Khali locks on the vice grip. Holly elbows out but is slammed down again. Choke slams and Khali covers for three.

- Winner: Khali

Video clips from the match.

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WWE Rewind - more of the Street Fight between Flair and Vince. Part of it is in black and white due to the blood flowing from Flair.

Flair’s music and out he comes in a suit without tie. He has some black bag in his hands. He rushes the music to end and starts talking. He says he’s glad to know that somewhere in the world people respect Flair because for the past week people have come form all over to congratulate him for beating Vince. He doesn’t know if he beat Vince because HBK got involved even after he begged him not to. But, after last week he feels as though HBK has no confidence in him. Because of that he’s losing respect for him.
HBK comes out to the ring. He says he’s sorry to hear that he’s lost respect in him, even more that he’s lost faith in Flair. He didn’t come out last week to do anything. The Flair he knew had his bases covered, he had back up. He did what he thought Flair would do. He’ll always be Naitch to him, the 16 time champion. HBK goes on and Flair yells at him to shut up. Flair takes off his jacket.
Flair says it’s because of guys like HBK that makes it so Flair doesn’t need to hear who he is. Flair pulls out the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. He won it in the 80's. This is the guy that wrestled Dusty Rhodes, the Briscoes, etc. If HBK had been there he’d have beaten him too. He doesn’t car that it’s 2008 and he picked HBK. He wants to prove on the biggest stage of them all that he’s still Flair. He needs it to make it the rest of his way in his life. He needs to be the Naitch. Is that asking too much?
HBK says he wants to assure Flair of one thing. He’s going to give him everything he needs. He’s going to give him everything, including The Showstopper. Come Sunday he’s going to step in the ring with Mr. Wrestle Mania.
Flair says that’s what he wants.
HBK stops before he leaves. He says just so there’s no doubt in Flair’s mind. Remember the story of Old Yeller? When it was his time they had to take him out back and finish him. On Sunday HBK’s going to take Flair behind the wood shed and put him out of his misery.
Flair unbuttons his shirt, throws his jacket and the bag from the ring. He starts punching HBK in the face. He wants to be taken behind the woodshed right now.
HBK says he’s putting Flair out of his misery. HBK drops the mic and leaves the ring and ring area. Flair is left in the ring bright red and pissed.

Mayweather video. He smacks around a Big Show action figure.

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Video from Conan when Big Show was on last week.

Maria comes out in pink boy shorts and matching halter. JR says Candice had surgery to repair her clavicle a few hours ago. Looks like Maria will be fighting by herself on Sunday. Melina comes out in a green version of her outfit. Beth is with her in red pants and halter.
A kick ad punches to Maria. Maria gets whipped but get her feet up. Beth attacks Beth form outside and Melina gains control. Ashley comes out and interferes. All four are in the ring yelling. Boos start and Santino comes out and into the ring. King gets up and enters the ring. King attacks Santino and the faces clear the ring. Regal comes out and yells at Santino. He says there will be a six person tag match, starting now.

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Santino climbs but gets a punch to the gut as he flies. Back body drop to Santino. Drop kick to Santino. Atomic drop and Melina tags in. She wants him to hit her, but he tags in Ashley who beats her down. Maria tags in for a bronco buster, but then gets a forearm to the jaw. Maria fights back but Beth gets a blind tag and Maria is slammed down. Santino tags in and taunts Maria. A cheap shot to King and Maria bitch slaps him. Ashley comes in and they back him into a corner with slaps and punches. He rolls out and King ails him with punches.
Santino gets tossed back in, but Beth and Melina attack Maria form behind. Santino pins Maria for three.

- Winners: Santino, Melina & Beth

they celebrate on the ramp.

Out back Cena is talking to Val and Cody. HHH comes up. The other two tells them not to fight. HHH says there won’t be a fight. HHH says two years ago Cena beat him. It burns a hole in hh because he knows he’s the better man. When he came back the RR was his shot, but Cena was in his way. He beats five other guys in the EC, but he still has to deal with Cena.
Cena says he loses a match and it burns a hole inside of him? Try watching for six months while someone holds a title you never lost. He wants Cena? He’ll be standing in HHH’s way on Sunday because that’s when the title comes home.

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Video of John Legend talking about appearing at WM.

JR and King talk about who’s being inducted into the HOF. The last name will be announced tomorrow on ECW.

JR and King go through the WM matches. Ashley will be replacing Candice.

HHH’s, Cena’s and Orton’s videos from last week are put together into one.

Orton comes out to the ring.

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JBL and Umaga have joined Orton in the ring. Big Show’s music and he comes out to round out their team. HBK comes out to the ring. Flair is next out, in his pink robe. HBK just stares. Cena comes out. HHH is last to come out to the ring.
HBK and Orton start. They lock up and Orton gets an arm bar on HBK. HBK reverses it and wrenches on the arm. Orton backs Orton into a corner and beats on him, but HBK fights back with chops. HBK is whipped but gets his feet up. Back in the center of the ring Orton gets an arm bar on Orton.
Finlay’s music and he comes out with his sheleighly. JBL leaves his corner and Finlay beats on JBL on the ramp with the sheleighly.

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Orton drops HBK in the ring. Umaga tags in and beats HBK down. Chops to Umaga, but then he’s slammed down. Umaga beats HBK down in a corner. Umaga hits his bum slam. The ref checks on HBK. Umaga pulls HBK to his feet and is about to his a Samoan spike, but Batista’s music hits and he comes out. Batista attacks Umaga. They fight up the ramp. Show enters and scrapes HBK off the mat. He tosses HBK into the face corner. Flair takes the tag and gets tossed across the ring. Cheap shots to Cena and HHH. Show gets Flair over his head and carefully slams him to the mat. Show beats Flair down in a corner. Orton yells at Show to stay on Orton. “Big Show sucks” chants. Show chokes Flair with his foot in a corner. Flair comes back with chops. Show hits a very high back body drop on Flair. Orton is still yelling at Show. Show yells back. Cena tags in. HHH also enters and they gets hit with a double suplex by Show. Orton keeps yelling at Show what to do. Show brings Orton in over the top. Show choke slams Orton and leaves the ring. Show leaves the ring area and Orton is alone in the ring.
Cena locks on the STFU but HHH kicks Cena to stop the tap out. Cena and HHH fight their way up the ramp. Flair is about to clock on a figure four when HBK attacks Flair. HBK grabs Orton to finish him and Flair hits a low blow on HBK. Flair locks on the figure four. Orton flops around like a fish then finally taps out.

- Winners: Flair, HHH, HBK & Cena

Flair celebrates in the ring by himself.

Biggest pop
Flair
HHH
Cena

Biggest heat
Orton
JBL
Big Show