RAW this week starts with Justin Roberts announces Snoop Dogg’s history and then him out to the ring. He comes out in a sexy pink Caddy that’s been heavily modified. He gets out with the Bella Twins and Eve. Snoop Dogg does the pussy ring entrance of going under the second rope. He says he’s a huge fan of WWE and of RAW. And this Sunday RAW’s going to embarrass the hell out of SD! Tonight might be Cena’s last night on RAW, but he has him fighting HHH. If Cena has to fight, so does Orton. And he’s going against the man who pinned him last week - Ted DiBiase. And Jericho will face off with HBK. He calls out Shawn Michaels’ name again to get more of a pop. Then he calls out DX. HBK comes bouncing out, wearing a DX scarf along with everything else. HHH is a little more reserved. Snoop Dogg was a little in the way when HHH rolled in, but covered well. HBK and HHH pose in the ring, everyone else leaves. HHH gives props to Snoop Dogg who’s leaving the area. HHH says as required by law, whenever Snoop Dogg is on a show, white guys have to come out and talk like Snoop Dogg. HBK says, “That was off the hizzle, fo shizzle.” HHH asks if he knows why Snoop Dogg carried an umbrella. HBK says it’s, “fo drizzle.” HHH calls him HBKizzle. HHH says something about showing how white they really are, let’s get down to business. This Sunday is Bragging Rights. They’ve put together a team of epic proportions. They’re going against Team SD! They’re going against these guys - picture of the other team. There’s co-captain Jericho, a man they’ve both beaten soundly on separate WM’s. Then there’s co-captain Kane. HBK asks if HHH had a fling with his ex-girlfriend. HHH says she’s boring, a real stiff. (In shock they brought up Katie Vick again!). Then there’s Cryme Tyme, if you’re not familiar with them, they can be seen in the parking lot selling unused ticket. Then there’s the guy who introduces himself to everyone. HHH can never remember what his name is. Then there’s these two guys and HHH has no clue who they are. HHH asks if anyone knows who they are. The fans yell NO! HHH says Teddy Long must have had a ‘Guess the jellybeans’ contest. Or did he sell the last two spots on eBay. HBK told HHH to shut his hizzle. You can’t dis the up and coming superstars like that. One is Drew McIntyre. Vince singed him and he’s a future Champion. The other one is a huge international... No, he doesn’t know who he is. HHH said he parked his car last week. He gave him a great tip. HBK says he does know who he is. He’s the gutsiest guy in the world. HBK whispers in HHH’s ear and HHH spits out his water and says he’s boffing Vicki! HBK says that’s not how he said it! HHH says he is a tough guy. He’s always gone under the premise that if you’re going to sleep your way to the top, at least do it with someone who weighs less than you. (Another ballsy comment!) HBK says, “And you’d know for sure!” HHH agrees whole heartedly! HHH says this is a spectacular team that Long put together. But it pales to the team they put together. Team RAW! They all come out to the ring led by Big Show. HBK says to look at this impressive mass of humanity - Big Show the world’s largest athlete. HHH says that’s a lot of mass. Mark Henry, the world’s strongest athlete. Kofi, former US and IC Champions. Swagger, gets some heat and stops smiling. HBK says they might not like him, but he does. Swagger the all American, American, American, American. American. American! Then HBK walks up to Cody, then walks away. Cody grabs him and the mic to introduce himself. HHH says he was about to say, Team RAW - millions of dollars of talent, and Cody Rhodes. Cody says, for the record he’s not listening to a word they say this Sunday. They’re captains in name only. If it was done by talent, he’s be captain and everyone knows it. He might not tag them in, or any of them in. He might beat SD! himself. Big Show says he doesn’t care if he insults DX, but he will respect him. If, at any time he thinks Cody will let them down, he’ll take him out himself. That goes fro each and everyone of them. Henry asks if it’s a threat. Big Show asks what if it is? Henry says if it is, then they’re going to have a problem. Swagger said they might be the biggest and strongest, but he’s miles ahead of both of them. They should stand in the back and let a two time... Kofi stopped them and said this is what they want. The only way they can lose is if they fight. If they have to come together or they will lose. HHH says he has a problem. He looks at Kofi and asks, “Aren’t you supposed to be Jamaican or something?” The look on Kofi’s face made me stop the feed so I could laugh hysterically. “Are you Jamaican?” Kofi never answers. HBK grabs a mic and says Kofi’s right, they have to be a team. But they knew it was going to happen. To put them to a test, they have a Five On Five Tag Match. HHH says if any are defeated, they will be the weakest link and the person who defeats them will take their place. It will take place later tonight. No, let’s do it now. Out comes MVP, Evan Bourne, Primo, Chavo and Masters all wearing BR shirts.
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Chavo on Kofi hard. Upper cut on Kofi for two. Back body drop to Chavo. Chavo fights back with a whip, but Kofi moves. Kofi on Chavo with punches in a corner. DX watching from out back. Kofi tries to psych up the team. Big Show and Henry both tagged Kofi at the same time. Somehow Cody became the legal man. MVP tags and hits a belly to belly on Cody. Evan tags in and works on Cody’s knee. Evan flies with a crossbody. Cody rolls through for two. Evan with kicks to Cody’s leg. Cody gets even up high, but Evan down and tags in Primo who really works over Cody. Primo ducks and Cody takes out Evan on the apron. Cody fights back, but Swagger takes the tag and steals the victory by pinning Primo.
- Winners: Swagger, Henry, Big Show, Cody & Kofi
They all get in to argue. Swagger dumps Cody from the ring. Big Show throws Kofi into Henry when Kofi tries to break them up. Kofi hits the mat hard. Henry pushes Big Show. Swagger stomps Kofi. Henry throws Swagger out. Big Show spears Henry. Everyone’s left laying while Big Show’s music plays and he stomps out.
King and Cole talk about the match Nancy O’Dell made last week having Cena and Orton tag against Legacy. Ted pinned Orton and Orton was pissed.
Josh with Ted backstage. He asks how they’re friendship is. Ted says he hasn’t done anything Orton wouldn’t have done himself. Ted says Orton hasn’t returned any of his calls but he has to understand. Orton walks in and asks what he has to understand? What about Ted betraying him doesn’t he understand? Ted asks if Orton wouldn’t have done the same thing? Orton says they’re supposed to have a match, but Ted won’t fight back. He’ll show Orton the respect he deserves. If he does that, Orton might not throw him out of Legacy. If he doesn’t do that, he’ll regret it for the rest of his life. Ted’s choice.
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WM promo.
Ted’s standing in the ring looking pensive and conflicted. Orton comes out slowly to face him. They stare at each other the whole time.
They stare off nose to nose and then Orton walks off. The bell rings and Orton comes back to the center of the ring. Ted looks down. Orton attacks, Ted to one knee. Ted back to his feet and stares at Orton. Upper cut to Ted. Ted looks up and shakes. A kick to Ted. Ted’s shaking with fury. He’s turning bright red. Orton tells Ted to not even think about it. Another stomp to Ted, and another. Orton down, asking Ted over and over if he wants to hit him. Up and another stomp from Orton. Ted stares up and gets up when Orton demands it. Ted stares at Orton. Orton pushes his face away. Ted comes back. Orton dares him to touch him. Another face push and Orton dares again. A bitch slap and Ted pushes Orton down to the mat! Ted is shaking with fury! Orton back to his feet and stares. Ted looks like he’s about to cry. They stare at each other until Ted looks down and the fans give serious heat. Orton lifts Ted’s chin and then hits an RKO for three.
- Winner: Orton
Orton grabs his belt and has his arm raised. Orton stares down at Ted who’s still prone on the mat. Orton holds his belt high.
Cole talks about Captain Lou Albano and his passing. King talks about how colorful and charismatic he was. Great video for Albano! The fans were all on their feet and chants for him.
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Jacksonville Jaguars in the crowd.
Sneak peak of Snoop Dogg’s new video ‘Gangsta Luv’.
Snoop Dogg is backstage with the Bella Twins and Eve. Hornswoggle comes in looking very DX. Snoop Dogg tells him to make sure to do what he told him to do tonight. Chavo in and said DX won’t take him seriously. Chavo said he should be on Team RAW. He’s wrestling royalty! Jillian comes in and demands a Diva Title rematch tonight. He said he saw her cover of one of his songs. She starts singing. But then in comes Santino dressed as Charlie Brown - right down to the bald cap and one little curl of hair in the front. Everyone looks confused. He says a couple years ago they got off on the wrong foot. He wants to start over. He even dressed as his old friend Charlie The Brown. They can chase the Red Baron, grab Lucy and slap her around. She pull the ball away every time he go to kick it. Chavo asks what he’s talking about. Jillian starts singing again. He throws them all out. Then he asks Eve for his bag. She looks questioningly and then hands him a black bag and gold Zippo. He says it’s time to light up. The screen goes to a still of Cole and Hornswoggle and it says ‘Technical Difficulties - Please Stand By’ with horrible music playing in the background. (Very PG!) Then the show comes back with smoke over their faces. He says there’s nothing like his personal stash... Of scented candles - blueberry, autumn leaves cinnamon roll and his personal favorite, fresh cut grass. Santino is back and says, “Good grief!”
King and Cole laugh about tomato plants. Then they go through matches slated for later in the show.
Cena, backstage, looking nervous.
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Cena comes out to his usual pop from the women and children. He looks really nervous in the ring waiting. Some of the pop for him is actually male! Then HHH comes out to face him, with his normal long entrance. It carried on for almost a full two minutes!
The bell and they dance around a bit. Side headlock takeover by Cena. Cena keeps taking HHH down. HHH backed off to regroup as Cena was in too much control. They lock up and again Cena took HHH over in a side headlock takeover. Cena kept the hold on. Back to their feet and HHH pushed out. Shoulder block dropped HHH. Hip toss drops HHH for two. Cena waits for HHH to get to his feet. Side headlock on Cena. Cena muscles out and takes HHH to his knees. “Cena” chants from high pitched voices. Cena had leverage over HHH, but he came out with a punch. HHH slammed Cena face first into a corner. Cena comes back with punches backing HHH into a corner. HHH is whipped but explodes out with a clothesline. HHH pins for two. HHH whips Cena and both are down. HHH up and Cena holds his back. HHH grabs Cena’s head. “Cena” chants from his feminine crew. Again HHH used his whole body to whip Cena. HHH pins for two. Again Cena’s whipped but they both stay on his feet. HHH set up the pedigree, but Cena out and whips HHH. HHH up and out of the ring, Cena on the mat.
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HHH pulls Cena up and hits a back breaker on him for two. HHH drops a knee on Cena’s side. Shoulder block on Cena in a corner. Cena flops to the mat. More “Cena” chants from the 12 year olds. Super Cena starts fighting back with punches. Cena ducks a clothesline and hits a ‘vintage’ shoulder block. HHH drops out of the second shoulder block and Cena hit the mat. HHH to his feet but Cena gets him up for an AA. HHH gets free and hits a chop block. Cena side steps HHH and tries to lock on the STF, but HHH gets to the ropes. Cena runs into a boot. Cena reverses a whip and then suplexes HHH. Punch to hh but then HHH ducks the bulldog. Cena ducks the pedigree and locks on the STF in the center of the ring. HHH about to tap out, but then drags Cena over to the ropes. Before HHH can grab the ropes Cena drags him back to the center. Then HHH gets to the ropes and out. Pedigree to Cena, but Cena gets a foot on the ropes to stop the count. Cole calls this a ‘classic’.
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HHH punches Cena to the mat. During the break HHH sent Cena into the steps and gained control. Cena gets HHH up, but HHH counters and locks on a sharpshooter, even though Cole said it was a figure four! Orton watches from backstage. Cena manages to get to the bottom rope and get the break. HHH rushes Cena in a corner, but Cena gets a foot up. Shoulder blocks and slam to HHH. Five knuckle shuffle to HHH. HHH to his feet. Cena gets him up, but HHH counters. High knee in a ‘vintage’ HHH move. Clotheslines to Cena. Spinebuster to Cena. HHH hits his second pedigree and pins Cena, but only for two. HHH looks shocked. HHH sets up for another pedigree, but Cena gets HHH up and hits the AA. HHH kicks out! They both loll on the mat. Cena up and climbs. HHH moves out of the way of the leg drop. HHH for the pedigree, reversed! Cena gets HHH, but he reverses it! HHH hits the pedigree on Cena for three!
- Winner: HHH
HHH can barely stand, Cena still down on the mat. The ref raises HHH’s hand, then HHH falls back into the corner to recuperate. HHH extends a hand to Cena and pull shim to his feet. They shake. Cena’s left in the ring, about in tears. He looks as ripped down and honest as I’ve seen him in years. He looks around after HHH’s music ends. Orton’s still watching backstage. Orton stares in close as Cena salutes, motions to King and Cole and leaves the ring. Cena walks up the ramp about in tears. He motions with his arms in the air on the stage, then leaves RAW.
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Slam Of The Week - Dirt Sheet on Smackdown. They talked about teams that one have fizzled out. They focused on The Rockers. Morrison said there’s two Jannetty - Marty and Mizzy Jannetty.
Miz out to the ring. They started to announce the Babaganoush in the ring with the Miz when Snoop Dogg comes on the tron to stop everything. He needs to talk to Miz. He doesn’t like what he said about Marty Jannetty. Not only was he a Tag Team Champion and an IC Champion, he’s Miz’s opponent right now! Out to the ring comes a very old looking Marty Jannetty (even though he’s only 3 years older than HBK). Miz looks PISSED!
They lock up and Marty backed into a corner. Dirty break from Marty and then he rolls Miz up for two. Marty calls for chants and gets them, briefly. Marty ducked between Miz’s legs and came back with punches to Miz. Miz whips Marty face first into a corner and then about clotheslines his head off! Chinlock on Marty. One lone man chants for Marty. A few others join in, but not many. Marty to his feet and a back drop to Miz! Marty on the apron fights back and between Miz’s legs to come back in. High elbow from Marty and then a clothesline. Back body drop to Miz. Marty up on a corner, poses and drops a fist for two. Marty blocks Miz’s finisher and goes for his own. Miz blocks it and telegraphs for the kicks. Marty caught on the ropes. Miz hits his finisher and pins for three.
- Winner: Miz
Video of Miz clotheslining the heck out of Marty. Miz up the ramp kissing his belt. Marty is still on his back in the ring recovering.
King and Cole talk about the Smackdown Vs. RAW 2010 game.
Chavo and Jillian talking backstage.
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Jillian and Chavo in the ring. It’s for the Divas Championship. He’s pumping her up and trying to get the fans to cheer for her. Melina, in new red ring gear, out with her regular entrance to face her.
Chavo distracted the ref and Melina for Jillian to attack Melina from behind. Jillian whipped Melina and went for a cartwheel back slam, but Melina pulled herself up and wrapped her legs around Jillian. Chavo up on the apron, but suddenly there’s Hornswoggle in a black T-shirt and black baseball cap pulling him off the apron. Melina takes Jillian down with her split pin for three.
- Winner: Melina
Hornswoggle into the ring to show he also has a black durag hanging from under his hat and his black beard braided to look longer. Chavo in and grabs Hornswoggle. Snoop Dogg runs out to the ring. Chavo pushes Hornswoggle down hard. Snoop Dogg right in his face. Chavo lightly pushes Snoop Dogg. Then a light bitch slap to Snoop Dogg. Hornswoggle on all fours behind Chavo and Snoop Dogg clotheslines Chavo down. Snoop Dogg dances around. Chavo dances around too. Snoop Dogg spears Chavo to the mat! Not the best spear as Chavo landed funny. The Bella Twins, Gail Kim, Eve and Kelly out to the ring to dance with Snoop Dogg and Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle and Eve dance together and about brings the house down! He looks about to pass out from the hottness!
Cole is dancing in his seat. They talk about USA’s newest show White Collar. They’re still dancing in the ring and I have to say Hornswoggle has some moves!
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Video about the company’s “greatest rivalries” Cena and Orton. Starting all the way back in 2007 when Orton attacked Cena’s father.
King and Cole in the ring and they go through the matches slated for Bragging Rights.
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Video for Kyle Busch #18 and Joey Logan #20 from NASCAR who will be hosting RAW next week.
Jericho out to the ring looking pissy and wearing a Smackdown shirt. HBK comes bouncing out to face him. I guess it’s a headband around his neck, not a scarf as I previously thought. Jericho grabs a mic and into the ring. He says he can knock HBK out right now and all these parasites know it. Smackdown has an insurmountable advantage - him. He’s the best there is. He used his guile to assemble a team with one modus operandi - to embarrass, humiliate and most importantly defeat Team RAW and they’re going to start with HBK. Cryme Tyme’s music hits and they come through the crowd in Smackdown gear. HBK leaves the ring to them. But then Kane’s fire erupts and out he comes through the crowd leading the rest of Smackdown’s Team. They line up in the ring together and Kane’s fire erupts from the corners. Jericho says while RAW’s Team argues like petulant little children... HBK’s has a little bemused smile on his face as DX’s music hits. HHH comes out and the rest of the team follows suit. Kofi’s virtually bouncing. They all line up outside the ring. Up onto the apron and into the ring! They all face off in the ring. DX in front, the rest of Team RAW behind them. HHH says congratulations Chris, he’s basically done the impossible. With all the differences on this team, there’s one thing they can agree on. It’s the fact that they don’t like Jericho. They don’t like Jericho, his team or their show. While they all might have walk onto this show, they’re about to be thrown off it. “Excuse me! Excuse ME!!!” Vicki up on the stage in a Smackdown T-shirt. She says she an see where this is going. Then she has to throw another “Excuse me!” as the heat got so loud no one could hear her shrill voice. She knows where this is going and as an official consultant for Tam Smackdown, she won’t allow it. HBK and HHH want a fight? They have to wait for Sunday and not a second sooner. Now Team Smackdown needs to leave the ring, NOW! Jericho shrugs. “You suck” chants for Vicki. HHH says to Jericho that he’s heard her, leave. They’ve heard their boos, go away. They wouldn’t want to get into any trouble. Wait a minute, they’re already in trouble because they don’t work for Vicki. Team RAW attacks. The fighting broke out all over. Jericho was thrown across the announce table. Swagger had control over Dolph and Big Show had control over Shad with a head butt. The show went off the air.
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