Recap of Bisch asking who is going to step up two weeks ago. Edge was sent to Smackdown for a street fight. Batista was in the ring, Masters put the Masterlock on Teddy Long. Batista, which was attacked in the ring by Kane and Big Show, is Double Chokeslammed causing a back injury to Batista.
HBK, Kane, Big Show, Masters and Carlito come down to the ring together. Bischoff follows them out, walking with a purpose.
He announces team RAW for Survivor Series to prove RAW is the preeminent brand in sports entertainment. He says there are rumors that Smackdown doesn’t want to wait for SS and will be there tonight. Bisch says he has not seen one Smackdown superstar.
Grisham is in the parking lot watching, and he has not seen any of them.
Bisch says Edge came to him with a plan. The plan that decimated Batista. Smackdown will not show because of Bisch’s army, his soldiers, his strength.
Show takes the mis and says they are not Bisch’s anything. He and Kane went to Smackdown because they wanted to. Batista was the wrong guy, wrong place, wrong time.
Grisham cuts in saying Batista, Long, Rey Rey, Orty, and JBL (Lashley might have been there - I didn’t see him) are in the parking lot. Batista called out the RAW superstars.
HBK says team RAW is on the way. Bisch is screaming it is a set up and orders them all back in the ring. They all keep walking out. He has no control of ‘his’ team.
- Commercial
Outside the Smackdown stars are waiting. Lashley is there. HBK is leading the RAW team outside. Rey is still wearing an Eddie armband.
HBK stops them and says it’s a trap. Show says if Batista is still standing then he and Kane have work to do.
They meet and it is a free for all. Masterlock on Rey, Batista was Chokeslammed on the hood of a car (but it was not shown happening - only the after effects). Security breaks it up.
Teddy Long starts screaming for a doctor for Batista. “Somebody get a doctor out here!” Batista does not look bad off at all.
- Commercial (they are still advertising Eddie for a local event - not impressed - guess I need to make a nasty phone call)
New Bret Hart DVD promo.
Grisham is in the parking lot showing the car and saying Smackdown is gone. Bisch says you never mess with RAW or Bisch.
Flair comes out to the ring. He flirts with Lillian in the ring. Murdoch comes to the ring looking like he smelled something bad and glaring at Flair.
Flair messes with his head a little. They lock up and Flair gets knocked to the floor. Flair hits a Back Body Drop on Murdoch.
Murdock dropped Flair and made a rude signal at the audience.
Flair hits a bunch of Chops and climbs. He gets a punch to the gut when he lands. Murdoch hits a Scoop Slam and an Elbow, but doesn’t get the three. Flair gets caught in a sitting Abdominal Stretch.
Flair gets up but get Scoop Slammed again. Flair hits a Chop Block from the back, then the front. Flair then hits the Chops again dropping Murdoch to the mat. Flair goes for the Figure four, but can’t get it. Flair is able to quickly roll Murdoch up and stole a win with a hand full of tights. We saw too much of Murdoch’s moon.
- Winner - Rick Flair
HHH is on the titan tron, and applauding Flair’s win. He says SS is about surviving, and he will show him that later tonight. Yes, Flair beat him, but this Sunday he’s going to make sure it’s the last thing Flair ever does. (What is HHH going to do later to show Flair it is about survival?)
- Commercial
Tajiri has Rob Conway in the Tarantula when JBL breaks in and takes out Tajiri. JBL takes a mic and asks the crowd if they want a fight. He is call RAW out because Batista is on his way to the hospital.
He calls the knuckle dragging orangutan Masters to the ring.
Bisch comes out and asks JBL how he got in. “Asshole, Asshole” chants the crowd - I think at Bisch. Bisch says no one comes out demanding a match on his show unless he is the dumbest man, or the bravest. Since Bisch thinks he’s the dumbest. But he’s not giving him Masters, he is getting HBK in a match tonight.
“See ya in that main event Eric.” says JBL as he leaves through the crowd.
Recap of Benjamin and Angle last week.
- Commercial
Promo of Cena’s appearance on Mad TV.
Kurt Angle comes out to the ring with the “you sucks” bleeped out for the home viewing audience - lucky us! Shelton comes out next.
There is no ref in the ring! Then Daivari’s music hits. (This sucks - I want to see him wrestling - he’s so good.) He gets in the ring to ref. He checks Shelton over completely, but doesn’t touch Angle.
They lock up. Angle hits a Side Headlock Takeover. Shelton gets out, but get dropped to the mat with a block. Angle hit a Hip Toss and Shelton hit a deep Arm Drag.
They get up and Angle hits a Belly to Belly Suplex. A Back Breaker to a Lateral Press then Angle goes for the cover, but no three.
Another Takeover into a cover, but no win for Angle. Angle locks in a Waistlock. Daivari is ready to ring the bell at any odd move from Shelton.
A Flying Elbow takes Angle down. Then Shelton hits a Samoan Drop. But Angle kicks Shelton in the gut. Shelton goes for the T-Bone, but Angle counters. Angle goes for a Belly to Back Suplex but Shelton lands on his feet. Shelton hits a Baseball Slide knocking Angle from the ring. Shelton climbs on the apron and Angle climbs up and tries for a German off the apron. Shelton hangs on. Shelton is able to break free and hit a DDT off the apron.
They get in and Angle hits a Front Face Lock Drop then locks in the Ankle Lock. They are in the center of the ring and Daivari is ready to ring the bell. Shelton almost gets to the ropes a couple times. When Shelton grabs the ropes. Daivari does not make Angle break the hold. Angle pulls Shelton from the ropes and continues the hold.
Shelton finally breaks free and rolls Angle up for the cover. Daivari rolls them over so Angle is on top and counts Angle for the win.
Angle takes a mic and says his next announcement will change the face of the championship.
- Winner: Kurt Angle
- Commercial
Angle says people have been asking him why he was associating himself with Daivari. He says they have a lot in common. They are both abused by the fans. Daivari is abused by us because he is Arab American. We cheer Cena, but we deny Daivari’s right of expression as a proud American.
But Bisch has agreed to let Daivari be Angle’s personal ref for all matches, including the match against Cena at SS.
Daivari takes the mic and starts ranting in his native tongue.
Cena comes on the titan tron. Cena says he’s going to find out the real story. He’s going to find out what the other stars think about Angle. He walks into lady’s dressing room Maria plays dumb telling Cena that he is not Angle, he’s Cena. Candice says she knows Cena thinks Angle sucks, she drops her towel and asks if her tits suck.
He freaks and gets thrown out by the other girls.
He walks in on Tomco and Snitsky. Snitsky is rubbing Tomco’s shoulder. Tomco starts saying, “It’s a kink, just a kink.” Cena starts backing away. Tomco keeps saying, “It’s just a kink!” Just before the door closes Snitsky yells, “It’s not my fault!”
Cena opens another door to find the Boogeyman starts singing London Bridges. And says he is coming to get us. Cena closes the door. He opens it again and the Boogeyman finishes the song and breaks the clock over his head.
“Maybe the superstar idea was a right turn down wrong street.” Lets go see the fans.
Cena goes into the crowd and asks people what they think of Angle. Each person says he sucks. Cena gets the crowd chanting that Angle sucks. Angle is in the ring freaking out. We have heard from Angle, we have heard from the superstars, we have heard from Sheffield and as an unbiased reporter I have to say that you still suck.”
Cena rushes the ring and attacks Angle. Daivari runs from the ring with Cena on his tail. Angle gets tossed over the top rope removing him from the ring. Cena celebrates in the ring, Angle and Daivari celebrate on the ramp.
- Commercial
WWE Rewind is HHH and Big Vis three weeks ago.
HHH comes out for his match. He’s going against Val Venis - How strange is that? Maybe this is what he was talking about earlier. Val comes out next (yum).
Val gets the first punches in. Val then hits some Clotheslines. HHH got Clotheslined over the top. He follows HHH out and gets a chair to the head for it. The bell is rung.
Val gets tossed in the ring, HHH follows with the chair and hits Val over and over across the back with it. HHH then picks up Val and Pedigrees him. There are a couple refs trying to stop him, but he does it anyway. HHH walks around the ring screaming in all directions, then leaves. Guess that was what he wanted to show Flair!
- Winner: Val Venis via DQ
Outback Bisch is on the phone. Someone knocks on the door and says Teddy Long is there demanding to speak to Bisch. Bisch is pissed at first, then laughs and tells the guy to show Long in.
- Commercial
Slam of The Week is the Diva match from two weeks ago.
Candice Michelle comes out, Victoria is with her. They are both wearing mostly black, and not much of it. Candice is wearing a black Teddy/corset with red trim. She has her magic wand in hand. She and Victoria kiss briefly.
Mickie comes out with Trish by her side. They are more covered than the heels, but not a lot more.
Candice won’t start until she Go Daddy dances. Candice then lounges on the second rope. Victoria distracts Mickie and Candice attacks her from behind. Candice kicks Mickie to the mat. Mickie gets right back up again and after an Irish Whip starts hitting some Chops on Candice.
Mickie then boots Candice in the gut. A Double Choke drops Candice to the mat. Mickie Baseball Slides into Victoria who was getting a little too close for comfort. Mickie goes outside and hits Victoria with a forearm and throws her in the ring.
Two, what look like men, dressed in all black with hoods and masks come out of nowhere and grab Trish. They take her over the barrier and out through the crowd.
Victoria uses this distraction to kick Mickie in the back of the head. The ref didn’t see it. Victoria yells at Candice to cover Mickie. Candice rolls Mickie over and covers Mickie for the win.
- Winner: Candice Michelle
The heels walk up the ramp celebrating while Mickie is on her back holding her neck in the ring.
- Commercial
Recap of the Diva match and abduction that just happened.
Trish is outback bound and gagged. It was MNM who kidnaped her. Melina says she’s the most dominant Diva in the WWE. She wants to be Woman’s Champ. She challenges Trish to a match at SS. Trish says she’s going to kick Melina’s ass - after they rip the tape off. Melina flips the chair and leaves Trish on the floor.
King rushes off to find Trish and help her.
Rundown of matches at SS.
The HBK and JBL match tonight is going to be a Lumberjack Match say the announcers. They then send it outback to Maria - who will, of course play dumb.
Maria is outback looking at HBK’s book when she is supposed to be interviewing him. HBK plugs his book, then moves on to his match tonight and how their team mates will be the lumberjacks. HBK says he doesn’t agree with Bisch, and JBL can do what he wants on Smackdown, but don’t bring it over to HBK’s house. HBK will show JBL what it’s like to be RAW.
- Commercial
HBK comes out with all of his team mates. HBK struts in the ring and his mates surround the ring.
JBL’s limo can only come out part way due to the setup of the place. JBL climbs out with his mates. They had all been dressed nicely earlier, but are now all in wrestling. JBL didn’t have a chance to get his lid and jacket off before HBK attacked. JBL and HBK exchange punches. JBL gets whipped into the ropes and drops out of the ring only to find himself surrounded by RAW mates. He rushes back into the ring before they can get him.
HBK bounces JBL’s head off a turnbuckle and hits some Chops. HBK gets tossed into a corner, but gets a boot up before JBL can be smooshed. HBK comes out of the corner with more Chops to JBL’s chest. JBL gets bounced off the ropes, but HBK telegraphs his move and gets a clubbing blow to the back for it. Swinging Neckbreaker by JBL then he bounced HBK’s head off the turnbuckle. JBL hits a bunch of punches to HBK in a corner. When HBK starts fighting back JBL gives him a thumb to the eye.
HBK gets another clubbing blow, then JBL boots HBK to the head then drops and elbow. He covers, but doesn’t get the three. JBL bounces HBK’s head off the top turnbuckle. JBL whips HBK off the ropes, but he telegraphs his move and gets an HBK kick to the chest for it. HBK then starts Chopping again. HBK punches and Chops JBL dropping him and goes for the cover, but they are too close to the ropes and JBL reaches out a hand to break the count.
HBK hits more Chops, but JBL hits a Sidewalk Slam and goes for another cover - no luck. The lumberjacks are chomping at the bit. JBL locks in a Bear Hug. HBK punches and elbows his way out. A Forearm drops JBL to the mat. HBK climbs, but gets tossed from the top. JBL hits a hard Shoulder Block and goes for another cover. HBK kicks out.
HBK gets thrown into a corner and hits the mat. JBL hits some punches and works on the lower back. HBK drops to the mat and gets stomped a little. JBL hits a Scoop Slam and then misses and Elbow Drop.
JBL hits a running Shoulder Block. HBK manages to kick out before the three. JBL hits HBK in the back with a forearm. JBL keeps working on HBK’s lower back. HBK tries to fight back, but gets Scoop Slammed.
HBK Clotheslines JBL and himself over the top rope. All the lumberjacks jump in. JBL gets tossed back in as the RAW mates protect HBK. Show picks up HBK and gently tosses him over the top rope into the ring so he lands on top of JBL in a cover. JBL kicks out.
- Commercial
JBL has HBK up across his shoulders in a rack stretch. JBL puts him down. HBK hits a Sunset Flip for the cover, but JBL kicks out. HBK rushes JBL, but gets elbowed out of the ring and Smackdown attacks. RAW rescues him, but not too quickly. HBK gets tossed back in. HBK gets back in the ring and is met with a cover. JBL struts a little. JBL picks HBK up by his hair and punches him to the mat and drops a couple elbows, but not three count. HBK rips at JBL’s face to gain some advantage. JBL tosses him out again. Smackdown gets in a few shots before RAW can get there. HBK gets Suplexed in the ring over the top rope. JBL goes for another unsuccessful cover. JBL Headbutts HBK. The crowd starts chanting for HBK. They start trading punches. JBL hits a Clothesline. JBL hits a Fall Away Slam. JBL grins before covering HBK again.
JBL drags HBK up and goes to throw a punch, but it is blocked and HBK throws some punches. HBK hits the Forearm and Nips Up. HBK hits a Clothesline on JBL. HBK climbs and hits the Flying Elbow. HBK Tunes Up The Band, but JBL rolls out of the ring into the Smackdown guys. HBK flies over the top onto all of them.
They both get back in the ring. HBK bounces JBL’s head off a turnbuckle. JBL hits a boot to HBK’s face. JBL picks up HBK and puts him on the corner and climbs for the Superplex. HBK throws punches dropping JBL to the mat. Before HBK can do anything Orty knocks HBK to the mat from the top.
JBL is calling for the Clothesline From Hell, but HBK hits Sweet Chin Music.
Orty Rushes the ring and hits the RKO on HBK. The ring is filling with wrestlers. Rey Drop Kicks Master’s right knee. Orty RKO’s Carlito. Rey Head Scissors Masters and himself over the top rope. Show runs at Orty Spearing him to the mat. Kane Clotheslines Lashley. Rey bounces from the top rope at Kane, but gets caught by the throat. Kane Chokeslams Rey Rey. Lashley runs at Kane hitting him in the face with an elbow. Lashley kicks Show in the gut. Lashley is trying to get Show off his feet in what looks like a Suplex (is he stupid of just crazy?, but Kane gives him a boot to the face. Kane and Show Double Chokeslam Lashley hard to the mat.
Batista rushes the ring with his ribs taped and a pipe in his hand. Show wraps his paw around Batista’s throat, but Batista hits Show’s arm then side with the pipe. Kane rushes Batista and gets hit with the pipe himself across the gut then across the upper back. Batista then hits Kane in the left Knee with the pipe. Batista kicks Show and then hits Kane in the head with the pipe. Batista throws the pipe over his shoulder and out of the ring. Batista hits a Spinebuster on Show. Batista celebrates in the ring while bodies lay all over the outside.
- Winner: I don’t think there were any winners in that one.
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