WWE Velocity Report-15th January 2006
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators: Steve Romero & Josh Mathews
Hello again. Belatedly here's Velocity. We start off with Mr Kennedy making his way out in a suit and with a bag containing his first T-Shirt. Kennedy makes Tony Chimel act like a wardrobe as he is made to hold the hanger containing the shirt on his finger while Kennedy does his announcing spiel on the house mic. Kennedy says he isn't only changing Friday Nights but the way us ninconpoops dress. That is Mr Kennedy....Kennedy. Kennedy switches to the normal mic and says he's bought Chimel a gift and orders him to open up the bag and display and wear the shirt which Chimel quickly does as Kennedy counts down quickly. Kennedy finishes by saying say it loud, wear it proud, Kennedy. Kennedy takes his leave and Chimel sports the shirt for the rest of the night. Match time now begins with a rematch from last week.
Scotty 2 Hotty vs Jamie Noble
Noble knees the gut to begin and follows up with a club to the back and a knee to the side of the head. Noble goes to drive Scotty's head into the corner but Scotty puts the brakes on and reverses and follows up with a few right hands. Noble reverses an Irish whip but charges into a boot however Scotty charges into a Noble high knee and Noble covers for one. Noble takes Scotty to the corner and sends him down with some quick forearms. Noble drags Scotty away by the arm drops a leg and scores a nearfall. Scotty tries punching back, Noble knees the gut, Scotty rebounds off the ropes and punches Noble who regains the upper hand with a forearm and elbow to the head. Noble delivers a slam then picks up Scotty and Irish whips. Noble misses a charge and Scotty lands a bulldog off the ropes. Scotty recovers and goes for the W-O-R-M no Noble rolls outside just before Scotty connects. Scotty lands a baseball slide before putting Noble back inside. Scotty drives his head into Noble's gut from the apron and comes back in via a sunset flip for a nearfall. Scotty ducks a clothesline runs the ropes and connects with a flying forearm. Scotty sends Noble off the ropes into a backbodydrop which puts Noble in the corner. Scotty charges and attempts a monkey flip but Noble throws him down. Noble charges and hits a dropkick to Scotty's head then goes for a tiger driver but Scotty counters into another backbodydrop. Noble ducks a crescent kick gets Scotty on his shoulders and drops him across his knees with a gutbuster before cinching in a dragon sleeper and Scotty taps out again just like last week. Noble is 2-0 against Scotty. Who's next. Good crisp match. Here is Your Winner via Submission: JAMIE NOBLE.
Gymini w/Simon Dean vs John Trousky & Billy Bax
Simon comes out first on his Dean machine and cuts a quick promo. Simon introduces himself and says he has proof positive that his Simon System really works. With that he introduces the Gymini. The Shane Twins (Gymini) are so alike it's impossible to tell them apart and they haven't even been given names yet. Simon then ushers the workout to begin and lets out a customary yeah as the Gymini beat down their opponents and Bax goes outside while Trousky is left all alone at Gymini's mercy. Trousky receives a double shoulder tackle off the ropes and after some clubbing blows gets rammed into the corner. Gymini deliver a double suplex and after some more punches Trousky gets sent off the ropes where he wisely hangs on and tags in Bax. Bax forearms a Gymini chest to no avail and Bax gets clotheslined down. Gymini bring Trousky in and slam him onto his partner before dropping some elbows onto Bax. Gymini finish off Bax with a double team cross armed takedown that Josh calls the cross trainer. 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: GYMINI. Post match Trousky receives a double team slam as Simon celebrates with his proteges. Match was funny just seeing how animated and excited Simon was getting on the outside.
Paul Burchill w/William Regal vs Nick Berk
Burchill begins with an armdrag, hiptoss and slam. Berk applies a headlock, Burchill sends off the ropes, Berk steps over, Burchill leapfrogs and Berk blocks then reverses a hiptoss attempt and scores with an armdrag and dropkick that sends Burchill rolling to the outside. Back inside Burchill resumes control with a knee to the gut and an axehandle to the back. Burchill hoists Berk on his shoulders and drives him into the corner where Burchill punches and drives his head into Berk's gut. Burchill Irish whips Berk who crashes to the canvas upon impact in the corner. Burchill gets Berk back up only to knee him back down then drive a knee and boot into Berk's back. Burchill whips Berk off the ropes, Berk ducks a clothesline but doesn't dodge a Burchill powerslam. Burchill drops a knee off the ropes but lifts Berk up at a count of one. Burchill delivers a snap suplex then drops a knee across Berk's sternum. Burchill sends Berk off the ropes into a backelbow. Berk starts to punch at Burchill so Burchill rakes the face and the fallen Berk rolls to the ropes where Burchill follows up by driving boots into Berk's back. Burchill sends Berk's head into the corner then Irish whips but charges into an elbow. Berk charges Burchill who shoves Berk down. Burchill sends Berk off the ropes, Burchill puts his head down and Berk capitalizes with a small package for a nearfall. Burchill quickly shoves Berk down before clotheslining him twice and shoving him back into the corner where Burchill wears him down with punches. Berk staggers back up and Burchill executes an exploder suplex for the 1-2-3. Nice showcase for Burchill. His future looks very bright indeed. Here is Your Winner: PAUL BURCHILL.
The Dicks vs The Mexicools
The Dicks have their bottle of baby oil back and give us their stripper routine. I'm predicting lots of Dick jokes throughout this match again by the commentators. Both teams jawjack at one another to begin before we settle down to Super Crazy starting off with Chad Dick. Chad with a go-behind, Crazy counters into a rollup for one then Chad does the same for a two count. Crazy into a go-behind takes Chad down and applies a facelock which Chad counters into a wristlock. Crazy nips up and after a single leg takedown Crazy applies a modified leg grapevine but Chad manages to get to the bottom rope. Crazy ducks a lunge and armdrags Chad twice before winding up the arm and tagging in Psicosis who drops down from the top rope onto Chad's arm. Psicosis sends Chad off the ropes into a dropkick. Psicosis to the top rope leaps off but Chad catches him with a punch to the gut then hooks an arm and tags in James but Psicosis swings round free of Chad and whips Chad into his partner. Psicosis sends James off the ropes goes for a full nelson slam but sends James off the ropes again and catches him with an armdrag into an armbar. Crazy tags in and the Mexicools deliver a rolling leg whip to James. Chad comes in gets booted in the gut then gets a double dropdown before Crazy and Psicosis hit him with a moonsault press and legdrop respectively in sync. As Chad rolls to the apron, Crazy charges James in the corner who goes to toss Crazy outside but he lands on the apron and after sending James away with a head drive to the gut, Crazy scales to the top rope and hits James with a cross body. Crazy delivers two dropkicks to James then Irish whips him. Crazy charges but Chad pulls his partner clear and Crazy lands shoulder first in the ringpost. Chad tags in and boots Crazy before picking him up and delivering a shoulderbreaker across his knee for a nearfall. James tags in and the Dicks deliver a double team firemans carry drop on Crazy. James covers 1-2-broken up by Psicosis. Psicosis delivers spinning heel kicks to Chad and James. Chad reverses Psicosis off the ropes and calls out to his partner who tosses Psicosis over the top rope. Crazy charges into a Chad clothesline and the Dicks set Crazy up for the guillotine leg drop. Wait a minute what's this Animal has come down and he shoves Chad off the top rope and he bounces off the ropes to the outside. The referee is tied up with Psicosis on the apron. James drops Crazy and goes to attack Animal who's now on the apron but Animal punches him away. Animal drops down and Crazy takes advantage by nailing a tornado DDT on James while stepping off the ropes in mid move. The referee turns back around and counts 1-2-3. Fast paced tag team action to round out Velocity this week. Here Are Your Winners: THE MEXICOOLS. Post match the Mexicools celebrate and call Animal in to celebrate with them. Animal obliges and they all raise their arms but then Animal clotheslines Crazy boots Psicosis in the gut sends him off the ropes and powerslams. Animal drops a flying elbow onto Psicosis then yells LOD as he poses to the fans who give a mixed response as the LOD music plays.
Josh and Steve play up the week that was, Animal's behaviour and quickly hype up this week before signing off to end the show. See you next week. Shaun.
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