WWE Velocity Report-22nd January 2006
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators: Steve Romero & Josh Mathews
Greetings fellow Velociters and Heaters. Hope you are all well. First off this week it's farewell to Heidenreich. Now let's get on with the action. We begin this week with...
MNM w/Melina vs Brad Taylor & John Moxley
Nitro and Moxley exchange wristlocks to begin, Nitro knees the gut and applies a side headlock. The action is cut and we return to see Nitro forearm out of an armhold by Moxley. Nitro with a slam, Moxley kicks him down then tags Taylor and Nitro receives a double backelbow off the ropes. Mercury interferes and receives a double dropkick. Taylor sends Nitro off the ropes, Nitro boots the head and Mercury deposits Taylor through the ropes while Nitro hammers at Moxley on the apron. Mercury goes out and drops Taylor onto the guardrail before throwing him back in to Nitro who swats him down and covers for a one count. Mercury tags in and MNM land kicks on Taylor before Mercury clotheslines Taylor while Nitro holds him by the hair. Mercury swats at Taylor a bit before landing a scoop slam and an elbow from the second rope for a nearfall via a nonchalant cover. Mercury snapmares Taylor then snaps back on his neck, tag to Nitro who vaults in with an elbow onto Taylor. Nitro nips up brings Taylor's back down across his knee and delivers a breakdance legdrop and MNM pose before Nitro drives more knees into the gut then grounds Taylor and applies a chinlock. Taylor elbows free, Nitro with a knee Irish whips but charges into a forearm then misses a second charge allowing Taylor to tag out. Moxley lands some punches then sends Nitro off the ropes, Nitro comes back with a dropkick. Mercury tags in and MNM deliver the Snapshot to Moxley and Mercury covers as Nitro superkicks Taylor off the apron. 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: MNM.
Nunzio & Vito vs Psicosis & Super Crazy (The Mexicools)
Josh calls this the rubber match with each team holding 2,000 wins in the series. The FBI are yet to beat the Mexicools for the record. Apparently Tony Chimel doesn't know Juvi's gone as Psicosis and Super Crazy are announced as members of the Mexicools when they're the only ones left. Vito begins with a side headlock on Psicosis who sends Vito off the ropes but gets floored by a shoulder tackle. Vito hits a second and gets pumped up. Vito with a stepover, Psicosis leapfrogs then catches Vito with a dropkick. Psicosis with an armdrag, tag to Crazy, Psicosis winds up the arm and Crazy comes off the top rope with a double axehandle. Crazy yanks at the arm until Vito catches him with a knee and tags in Nunzio. Nunzio and Crazy block hiptoss attempts until Crazy counters into a monkey flip. Crazy hooks a leg tags in Psicosis and Nunzio receives a double rolling leg whip and Psicosis scores a nearfall. Crazy tags in and Nunzio gets whipped off the ropes caught and tossed to the mat then hit by a legdrop and moonsault press in sync. Crazy covers but Vito comes in and shoves Crazy at two. Crazy goes for a slam, Nunzio slips behind and pushes Crazy into a Vito punch and Crazy falls down allowing Nunzio to get a nearfall. Vito tags in and clubs Crazy then sends him off the ropes into a clothesline. Vito slams Crazy and nails a Vito (Vader) bomb and Psicosis pulls him off of a cover at two. Nunzio tags and the FBI perform a double make a wish on Crazy's legs before Nunzio lands punches and ties Crazy up in an abdominal stretch. Crazy feeds off the crowd so Nunzio clubs him down and sends off the ropes but Crazy jumps onto the second rope and connects with a dropkick on Nunzio. The referee lays a count on and at five Crazy makes the tag. Psicosis hits a tilt-a-whirl front facebuster on Nunzio then lands a backbodydrop on Vito. Psicosis drives a kick into Vito's gut then connects with an enziguiri kick. Crazy is motioned in and he grabs Nunzio's leg and he rolls Nunzio back into Psicosis who lifts Nunzio into a wheelbarrow position and the Mexicools drop Nunzio with a double faceplant. Psicosis covers 1-2-broken up by Vito. Psicosis takes Vito to the corner and Crazy is positioned in the opposite one with Nunzio and the FBI get whipped into one another. Vito instinctively backelbows Psicosis. Crazy skips past Vito and goes up top but Vito with a high kick drops Crazy to the outside. Vito then turns into a spinning heel kick from Psicosis and he rolls outside. Nunzio boots Psicosis' gut and lifts for a slam but Psicosis slips behind and delivers a tilt-a-whirl and hooks the leg 1-2-3. Vito can't make the save in time. Hey it's the same finish as last time as the Mexicools rack up another win and the FBI continue to go winless. Here Are Your Winners: PSICOSIS & SUPER CRAZY (THE MEXICOOLS).
Jamie Noble vs Caprice Coleman
Noble with a quick single leg takedown and cover for none locks hands and droptoeholds Coleman and maneuvers round into a front facelock despite Coleman's attempts to escape. Noble breaks and slaps Coleman's head before breaking off and repeatedly telling the referee to raise his hand as he lets out a smile. Coleman gets the crowd going with applause. Lockup side headlock by Coleman, Noble sends Coleman off the ropes, Coleman with a shoulder tackle and step over, Coleman blocks a hiptoss and counters with his own before landing a dropkick which sends Noble rolling to the outside. Noble hits the apron in frustration and gets back in. Lockup, Noble knees the gut takes Coleman to the corner and unloads with quick forearms before hitting a short arm clothesline and dropping a leg for a nearfall. Noble with a scoop slam drops an elbow for another nearfall then applies a chinlock, head vice on the mat before pulling at Coleman's nose and landing kicks to his back. Noble sends Coleman off the ropes, Noble puts his head down and Coleman surprises with a small package for two. Noble quickly hits a dropkick to the face to regain control and dusts his hands off. Noble gets Coleman up onto his shoulders and drops him across his knees with a gutbuster before cinching in a dragon sleeper for the submission victory. Here is Your Winner via Submission: JAMIE NOBLE.
Sylvan vs Scotty 2 Hotty-(Royal Rumble Qualifying Match)
Scotty ducks Sylvan to begin and dances before getting the crowd going with applause. Scotty rolls past Sylvan and dances again. Lockup, Sylvan with a waistlock, Scotty reverses and ducks a Sylvan elbow and winds up the arm and yanks at the arm. Sylvan takes Scotty down by the hair, Scotty nips up and armwings Sylvan. Sylvan backs Scotty against the ropes. Scotty off the ropes, Scotty ducks a clothesline and armdrags Sylvan twice then hiptosses and dropkicks Sylvan who goes to the corner and asks for a time out. Scotty advances and Sylvan boots him down and he keeps Scotty grounded with punches and a kneedrop. Sylvan takes Scotty to the corner where he boots and pucnhes him before stalking then clotheslining over the top rope in the midst of you suck chants. Sylvan puts Scotty back in where after a nearfall Sylvan pounds on Scotty's head then ties his arm up against his chin and traps it with a modified chinlock. Sylvan stays on the resthold but Scotty's arm doesn't drop a third time and he comes back to life and he gets up and elbows his way free before unloading with rights on Sylvan. Scotty ducks a lunging clothesline and catches Sylvan with an inverted atomic drop. Scotty knocks Sylvan down with a flying forearm off the ropes then two clotheslines. Sylvan off the ropes into a backbodydrop. Scotty gets some feeling back in his arm before charging Sylvan in the corner and hitting a clothesline. Sylvan reverses an Irish whip but Scotty dodges a charge and Sylvan lands shoulder first in the ringpost and staggers back into the ropes. Scotty nails a bulldog and sets up for the end. Scotty goes for the W-O-R-M but just before connection Sylvan grabs the pants and pulls Scotty throat first into the second rope and he quickly takes advantage by hoisting Scotty up and dropping him to the mat with a TKO maneuver. Sylvan covers and that's enough for the 1-2-3. Sylvan qualifies for the Royal Rumble Match next Sunday. Here is Your Winner: SYLVAN. The crowd were really behind Scotty and several Scotty chants were evident throughout so I guess he's still over with his act that's lasted well over six years. I think he needs a new gimmick otherwise he'll remain Job Fodder. By the way where is Hardcore Holly these days? Is he injured or is he getting re-packaged?
Steve shills for Randy Orton vs Chris Benoit on SmackDown! this week before signing off to end the show.
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