Edge’s face fills the screen. Edge says last night was a fluke. Cena was not supposed to win last night. Edge isn’t going to wait until WM, he’s going after Cena tonight using his rematch clause. He tells Cena he’s going to beat him to within an inch of his life. He also tells Cena to shine up the belt because Edge will be taking it back.
Opening music & pyro.
Vince’s music hits and he struts out to the ring. Vince says gauran-damn-tee. He says that he told HBK his luck would run out at RR. He guaran-damn-teed it. They then show video of Shane O’Mac eliminating HBK from the Rumble.
Vince asks if he abused his power last night at the Rumble? He says he did. But what’s the sense of having power if you can’t abuse it? He then tells a whole section of the crowd he can’t throw them all out. Huge ‘Boooos’ to that.
HBK’s music hits. Vince shuts up and HBK comes out. Vince asks what HBK wants. HBK says he wants to kick Vince’s teeth down his throat. But he knows Mr. No Tolerance would just fire him. Vince says he would.
HBK says he could be a Christian man and turn the other cheek and quit. But he knows Vince would sue him for breech of contract.
HBK says the only other choice he has it to become the HBK of old, what Vince wants. HBK says it looks good on paper, but he loves his wife and kids, so it won’t happen.
Vince tells HBK he’s more screwed than Bret Hart ever was. HBK says Vince is a good business man and what better way to work things out than in the ring? Vince sneers and asks HBK how he dares challenge him. HBK is shocked that Vince has to think about the challenge. HBK asks if his 60 year old grapefruits are all shriveled up. Surely he can’t be afraid of HBK!
Vince says no chance in hell! He says he will determine when he will get in the ring again. It will be on his terms and his conditions. But, he’s going to do something he’s never done before - allow HBK to commit career suicide. He tells HBK to hit him so he can fire him and sue his ass.
Vince taunts HBK, gets on his knees and begs HBK to hit him. Suddenly Shane comes out of nowhere and nails HBK in the back with a chair. Vince looks a little shaken for some reason. Vince and Shane leave the ring together and both strut up the ramp.
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Outback Shane and Vince are walking along laughing. Todd runs up and asks Shane why he attacked HBK two nights in a row. Shane says it’s about respect. Bret Hart learned about it, Stone Cold learned about it, and now HBK is learning about it.
Vince and Shane get in the back of a limo and leave.
RVD comes down to the ring. The crowd seems pretty excited to see him. Snitsky is in the ring.
RVD gets tossed in a corner but moves before Snitsky can smoosh him. RVD then starts kicking the back of Snitsky’s left leg, about at the knee and above. RVD gets tossed into a corner, but he jumps up and flies back at Snitsky hitting him with a Crossbody. Snitsky starts throwing strong punches and puts RVD in a corner. After a few more punches he Whips RVD to the opposite corner. RVD gets his foot up in time. Snitsky turns around into a Back Kick to the face. RVD rolls and plans to hit Snitsky in the corner, but Snitsky moves. RVD jumps up to land on the second ropes and loses his footing a little. RVD then tries for a flying maneuver, but runs into a Clothesline. Snitsky stomps RVD and drops and elbow for two.
Snitsky had RVD in a Headlock. RVD fights to his feet and throws Elbows to get out, but then Runs into a hard Clothesline. RVD gets tossed in a corner and then gets stomped. Snitsky hits a Scoop Slam, but RVD gets out of the way before Snitsky hits him with an Elbow Drop. Snitsky throw punches and kicks in a corner. He then Chokes RVD on the top rope. Snitsky has RVD up in a Bearhug. “RVD,” chants. RVD fights out with Elbows. RVD rushes Snitsky who quickly picks him up and Slams RVD for two. He puts RVD back in a corner and pounds on him to, “Boring!” chants. Snitsky throws RVD into another corner and Clotheslines him. RVD gets tossed into a third corner, but gets his feet up this time. Snitsky rushes him again and again kisses feet.
RVD rushes out of the corner and Snitsky tries to get his boot up. RVD catches Snitsky’s foot and nails Snitsky with a Spinning Heel Kick. RVD hits a Quick Leg Drop followed by Rolling Thunder. Snitsky kicks out after two. Snitsky rakes the eyes and tries to Slam RVD, but RVd wiggles of Snitsky’s shoulder. Snitsky then tries to get his boot up, but RVD ducks it. RVD goes to kick Snitsky who catches RVD’s foot. RVD just kicks Snitsky in the face with the other foot.
RVD jumps up on the corner and hits a 5 Star Frog Splash on Snitsky (who over prepared for it so he looked crappy) for three.
- Winner: RVD
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Outback Shelton is with Mama. She says almost isn’t winning. Shelton almost beat HBK, he almost won the Rumble. Shelton’s going to be a winner if she has to beat him down to make it happen. She then tells Shelton to rub her shoulders. She turns and sits down. Hand start rubbing her shoulders, but they have gloves on them. The camera backs up and shows Goldust. Mama thinks it’s Shelton for a bit until Goldust starts getting creepy. Mama jumps up and Goldust goes totally creepy on her. Mama keeps screaming for Shelton to come save her from this freak. Shelton never shows up. She finally collapses on the sofa fanning herself.
Maria interviews HHH. She says he was #! And came this close to winning, then was eliminated by Rey. HHH asks if that’s what we think. HHH says he beat 28 other people, but Rey beat him? No! He says it’s wasn’t Eddie who did it, it was a force higher than Eddie that made Rey win.
HHH says he can’t take it out on whoever it was, he can’t take it out on Rey, but he can take it out on the next best thing, Chavo. He tells Chavo to pray to whoever helped Rey win.
HHH left and headed for the ring. HHH went through his normal ring entrance.
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Chavo is now in the ring with HHH. Eddie chants ring out. HHH throws punches and drops Chavo to the mat. HHH goes after Chavo but gets caught in Head Scissors and two Standing Dropkicks. HHH rolls from the ring. HHH slowly gets back in the ring but gets caught up in an Arm Bar. HHH tries to reverse it, but Chavo reverses it again and turns it into a Wringer flipping HHH.
HHH is in a corner getting punches and elbowed by Chavo. Chavo then hits a Flying Forearm. HHH rolls from the ring again. Chavo dives out onto HHH then gets back in the ring. HHH returns to the ring and Chavo is still in control until HHH sends him flying over the top rope to the floor outside.
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HHH throws Chavo over the top. Chavo Skins The Cat, but gets Slammed upon his return to the ring. HHH focuses on Chavo’s lower back with punches and Back Breakers. HHH covers for two. HHH drops a couple knees on Chavo’s face. HHH traps Chavo in a corner and beats him with punches. Chavo gets Irish Whipped into another corner so hard he hits the mat. HHH then hits a Back Body Drop on Chavo.
HHH points up and starts talking to someone above. Chavo gets tossed into another corner, but gets his feet up into HHH’s face. HHH locks on a Sleeper Hold, but Chavo gets to a corner and hits Snake Eyes on the top buckle. Chavo then hits a Standing Dropkick.
Both men are down. Finally they get up and Chavo hits a couple of Clotheslines and an Uppercut. Chavo then hits a Crucifix type move and gets a two count. Chavo then hits Eddie’s 3 Amigos. Chavo then climbs. Before he can do anything HHH gets up and punches him. HHH climbs up facing Chavo, but gets punched a couple times and goes flying to the mat. Chavo then tries again for the 5 Star Frog Splash, but HHH moves.
HHH then gets up and hits a Pedigree on Chavo. He rolls Chavo over and pins him for three. (This was a great match! Chavo looked wonderful and they worked well together. I normally don’t comment on how good or bad a match is, but this one was really fun to watch. I hope to see more of these two together.)
- Winner: HHH
Carlito is outback complaining to Masters about Shaq hitting him with a chair. Carlito says he took everything Shaq has and is still here. Chris isn’t saying a word. Carlito keeps talking away about how they are going to become Tag Team Champs tonight.
Carlito realizes Chris is pissed. Carlito asks if it’s about when he accidentally eliminated Chris from the Rumble? Or was it when he pinned Chris in the Chamber? Carlito says those were every man for himself matches. Tonight he has Chris’ back, he won’t turn away from him.
Carlito asks Chris if they are cool. Chris Bitch Slaps the taste out of Carlito’s mouth. “Now we’re even,” Chris says and walks out.
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They show video from RR where Carlito and Masters eliminated Big Vis. Then Carlito turns on Masters and eliminates him.
Big Show and Kane come down to the ring to a good mix of their entrance songs.
Kane slaps masters on the outside. Show tosses Carlito across the ring and he rolls out. Carlito gets up on the apron and Show picks him up by his hair, like a 6 pack, and brings him back in the ring. Carlito hits the mat hard and flops around a bit. Show hits a Face Buster and backs Carlito into a corner. Show shushes the crowd before slapping Carlito’s chest.
Show pulls Carlito over to his corner and tags in Kane. Kane punches Carlito a couple times and then scoops him up onto his shoulder before slamming him to the mat. Kane covers Carlito but Masters breaks up the count. Kane turns his attentions to Chris. He hits an Upper cut on Chris who rolls from the ring. Carlito rakes Kane’s eyes and throws some punches. Kane telegraphs and gets kicked. The kick did nothing but piss Kane off. Carlito distracts the ref while Masters pulls Kane from the ring and tosses him face first into the stairs. Back in the ring Carlito hits his Back Flacker on Kane. Masters tags in and keeps control over Kane. Punches, kicks and slaps keep him in control. Kane gets one good punch in, but then gets tossed shoulder first into a ring post. Chris then locks in the Masterlock. Kane is trying to fight out and Carlito rushes the ring. Kane gets his boot up into Carlito’s face. Kane then drags Chris over to where Show is. Show punches Chris who breaks the hold.
Kane hits a Side Slam on Masters and tags in Show. Show comes in and Clotheslines both heels. He then Slams Chris. Show picks up Carlito in a Military Press and drops him Snake Eyes in a corner. Show Chops Carlito who rolls from the ring. Chris is in a corner. Show Clotheslines him. Show Irish Whips Chris back and forth and then slams into him in one corner. Show backs up to the ropes and Carlito pulls the top one down dropping Show out to the floor.
Kane climbs but misses Chris who immediately locks on the Masterlock. Kane is trying to fight out. Kane sits down on the mat, but is still in the hold. Chris can barely get the hold on Kane due to his size.
Show is on his feet. Carlito jumps off the apron at him, but is caught. Show slams Carlito into the ring post spine first. Show climbs back in the ring. Chris broke the Masterlock and hit a Chop Bock on Show. Then Chris tries to lock the Masterlock in on Show. There is no way he could possibly reach to do it. While he’s trying kane boots Chris in the side of the head.
The big guys then hit their favorite Double Chokeslam on Chris. Show covers him for three.
- Winners: Big Show & Kane
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Outback Maria asks Rob about what he just did to Carlito. RVD says Carlito tried to take out his knee during recovery, so he’s going to rip Carlito apart because he Rob Van Dam. (What he did is on WWE Unlimited. Carlito was complaining to the ref about his match. RVD ran out and chased Carlito off.)
Todd asks Mickie about her celebration of Trish that she is throwing later tonight. Mickie says it was hard to tell Trish that she loves her, but Trish showed she loves Mickie by counting 1-2-3 in the ring last night.
They show video of Cena winning the Chamber and what Edge did to win the title. From there the announcers talked about and showed Cena winning his belt back last night.
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Video of Candice Michelle on the set of her newest Go Daddy commercial.
Shelton comes out pushing Mama in a wheelchair sucking down oxygen. Goldust comes out to face him. Goldust talks to Mama on his way by.
They start fighting quickly. Goldust Catapults Shelton out of the ring. While back on the apron Goldust beats on Shelton. Goldust tries to Suplex Shelton back into the ring. Shelton lands on his feet and hits a Neck Breaker on Goldust. Shelton kicks Goldust, but Goldust comes back with punches. Goldust runs the rope ducking under Shelton’s Forearms and punches. Shelton drops to the mat and looks like he kind of hits a Drop Toe Hold, but not really. Goldust dives across the ring and lands flat. (The whole thing looked like a goof.) Shelton starts stomping Goldust. Shelton hits a Scoop Slam and drops an elbow. Shelton throws a bunch of punches on Goldust while he’s down.
“Mama’s boy,” chants. Mama says he is and there’s nothing wrong with that. Goldust hits a Clothesline. Goldust throws an Upper Cut followed by an Inverted Atomic Drop. Mama gets up out of the wheelchair. Goldust sets Shelton up in a corner and hits Shattered Dreams. Goldust then gets out of the ring and drives Mama back to her wheelchair and oxygen. Goldust gets back in the ring and gets kicked in the side of the head. Shelton hits his T-Bone Suplex on Goldust and covers him for three.
Shelton gets out of the ring and hugs Mama in her wheelchair.
- Winner: Shelton
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Outback Shelton is pushing Mama down a hall. She says she got so excited she needs to go potty. He stops in front of the bathroom and she goes in. Flair is talking to a couple Divas. Shelton walks up to him and tells him he has his confidence back and is going after the IC Title.
Flair says it’s good that he got his confidence back, but messing with the Nature Boy is a bad thing. He calls Shelton a Mama’s Boy and says Mama’s Boys don’t beat Flair for the championship. Flair starts to walk off then turns around and, “Woooooooo.” He turns and walks a little further and again, “Wooooooo.”
Mickie is in the ring and says last night was one of the best nights of her life. She shows the video of her winning. She says she finally got to profess her love to Trish and Trish proved she loves her too. Mickie then calls out Trish.
Trish doesn’t look impressed. Mickie starts screaming to drop the confetti. Tons of pink, red and white balloons fall. Then tons of confetti comes down. Mickie looks so proud of herself.
Trish says she not there to take part in her celebration, though the balloons are a nice touch. Trish says she’s there to set the record straight. Mickie says Trish did that last night. Mickie says she got something else for the celebration - The Spirit Squad.
They come out and do a Trish cheer. They then do a cheer about Trish and Mickie loving each other. Trish just looks lost, but Mickie’s all excited. Mickie says she has loved Trish since she used to watch her with her Grandpappy. Trish is about to speak and Ashley’s music hits.
Ashley comes out and says if Trish doesn’t say it she will. Trish doesn’t love her and Trish, like everyone else thinks Mickie’s a psycho. The fans start chanting, “She’s a psycho!” Mickie falls apart in tears. Mickie asks if Trish really feels that way.
Trish takes the mic and says Mickie is a very special girl. Mickie tells Trish she will never bother her again. Mickie goes to leave and she and Ashley get into it again. Ashley is on top pounding Mickie’s head into the mat. Trish pulls Ashley off Mickie. Ashley goes right back after Mickie and runs into her Back Kick.
Mickie leaves the ring, grabs a mic and says she knew it. She knew Trish cared about her. Mickie goes skipping off through the balloons all happy again.
Outback Edge and Lita are heading for the ring.
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62 days until WM!
Edge and Lita come out for the rematch against Cena. They have to walk through a deep layer of confetti to get to the ring. Coach says he will stake his reputation on Edge winning the title back tonight. The fans are giving Edge and Lita a lot of heat and are chanting for Cena. Cena’s music hits and he comes out to what sounds like big pop, but it dies quickly.
They stare each other down. They tie up and Edge backs off. Cena pushes Edge. Cena then locks on a Side Head Lock. Edge pushes out and Cena hits a Shoulder Block. Edge rolls over to the ropes. Cena follows and reaches for Edge. Edge pulls the second rope down sending Cena to the outside. Edge leaves the ring and kicks Cena. Edge punches Cena and goes to toss him back in the ring. Cena throws Edge back in the ring and gets the Side Headlock back on. Cena Whips Edge back and forth to opposite corners a couple times and then hits a Suplex for two. Cena hits a Back Body Drop and drops and elbow for two. Cena applies a Front Headlock and then gets another two. Edge gets Irish Whipped into the corner hard enough to drop him to the mat.
Cena reapplies the Headlock on Edge. Edge fights to his feet. Edge hits a Standing Dropkick and then climbs. Cena jumps to his feet and rushes to the corner. As Edge is standing straight up on the top turn buckle Cena pushes him off. Edge hits the announce table and flops to the floor.
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Edge is holding Cena’s head against the bottom section of stairs with his foot. They get back in the ring and exchange punches. Edge lifts Cena up so he’s sitting up top. Edge climbs up and Hurricanranas Cena off the top. Edge puts a Front Facelock on Cena and wraps his legs around his waist while Cena’s still standing. Cena drops to his knees. Cena gets his head free but Edge immediately hits him in the jaw.
They exchange punches again. Cena Clotheslines Edge a couple times and then hits a Flying Shoulder Block. Edge gets tossed into a corner, but gets his feet up in time. Edge goes for a Crossbody and Cena catches him in midair. Cena Slams him to the mat for two. Cena telegraphs and gets kicked for it. Cena then hits a Spinebuster for two. Edge rakes Cena’s eyes and then slams him backward onto the mat for two. Edge climbs. Cena punches him in the face dropping him into a painful position up top. Cena hits a Superplex on Edge and covers him, but Edge manages to kick out. Edge then covers Cena with his feet on the second turn buckle. Cena kicks out.
Edge argues with the ref for a moment and then turns back to Cena Cena picks him up and plants him Snake Eyes on a top turnbuckle. Cena hits a Power Bomb on Edge. Cena hits a 5 Knuckle Shuffle and blows a kiss to Lita. Cena goes for the FU but Edge pushes Cena into the ref. Edge then hits a Low Blow. Edge hits Cena with the Spear. Edge gets pissed when the ref isn’t there to count. Edge tells Lita to get the belt. Cena gets Edge up for the FU. Lita rushes at Cena to hit him in the head with the belt, but accidentally (?) Hits Edge in the head with the belt. Cena drops Edge. The ref saw Lita hit Edge and called the match.
- Winner: Edge via DQ so Cena is still the Champ
After the winner was announced Cena and Edge looked around all confused. The only person who didn’t look confused was Lita. Did she do it on purpose for some reason?
Biggest pop
Cena
HBK
Chavo (Eddie)
RVD
Biggest heat
Edge & Lita
Mickie James
