The show starts with a WM promo with a lot of highlights from former WM. They are having a tournament to see who’s going to WM.
The announcers talk about the tournament. They also say they will show the uncensored GoDaddy commercial.
In the ring Maria announces Edge as the former champion. Edge and Lita come down to the ring. They show a recap of Lita hitting Edge with the belt last week.
Maria asks Edge why... He tells her to shut up. He says next week there will be a huge match for the WWE Championship. It will between the undeserving Champ Cena and the Rated R Superstar. He gets a rematch because he won last weeks match by DQ.
Edge says the question of the week is why Lita hit him. He says Lita is the only one who can tell us. He asks her and pulls the mic away saying he’s 5 steps ahead of us. Lita’s not the issue, him getting his belt back is the issue. “You suck,” chants start. Edge tells Maria that she doesn’t smile, or bat her green eyes, or announce him as the former champion.
Maria tells Edge he should be proud to be a former champion. Lita walks up to her and says, listen dummy, I’ll make it easy for you. You announce him not as the former champion but as the future WWE champion. She looked scared of Lita.
Edge looked done, but then music hit with, “HOOOOOOOOOO.” Hacksaw comes to the ring and tell Edge to take it easy. He says that Vince was looking for a special guest ref for next week’s match. Who better than Hacksaw?
He starts USA chants. Edge asks what USA has to do with it? For the past week Hacksaw has been terrorizing Lita and calling her a name. Hacksaw says he won’t say it. But then he decides to. “HOOOOOOOOOO.” Edge attacks him. When Hacksaw starts to get up Edge picks up the 2X4 and hits Hacksaw with it. Hacksaw rolls from the ring.
Maria had been giggling when Hacksaw had called Lita a HOOO. Lita was pissed and attacked Maria. Lita Bitch Slaps Maria and then tosses her across the ring by her hair a couple times. The Edge was setting her up for the Spear. Just before he rushes her Cena jumps in the ring and attacks Edge.
Lita and Edge quickly leave the ring shouting at Cena as they back up the ramp.
- Commercial
55 days until WM.
Kane’s music hits and he comes down to the ring for his tournament match. Chris Masters comes down next after wasting our time with his long entrance.
They tie up. Chris backs Kane into a corner. Kane comes out swinging. Kane hits a Reverse Elbow but misses the Elbow Drop. Chris starts beating on Kane, but gets beaten down himself a bit. Chris hits a Swinging Neckbreaker on Kane who quickly sits up. Chris then drops Kane on the top turnbuckle for Snake Eyes. Kane punches Chris in the face a couple times. Kane Whips Chris back and forth between corners hitting Clotheslines in each corner. Kane then Side Slams Chris to the mat.
Kane climbs but Chris moves and quickly tries to lock on the Masterlock. Kane reverses by grabbing Chris’ head and flipping over his shoulder. Kane sets up for the Chokeslam but gets his eyes raked. Chris hits a Forearm and then tries to lock on the Masterlock again. Kane raises his arms and drops to the mat. Kane swings a leg up and kicks Chris in the face.
Clothesline from Kane. Chris then tries to lock on the Masterlock again. Kane drops to the mat. Chris drops down on Kane’s shoulders for a pin. Chris holds the ropes to get a three count.
- Winner: Chris Masters
Edge is asking Vince about the guest ref for next week’s match. He doesn’t want Hacksaw, he wants Lita to be guest ref. Vince says Lita might be a bit biased. Lita then comes on to Vince. Vince starts looking disgusted and asks if Edge if he is the type of man who would pimp out his girlfriend to make sure she was guest ref.
Before Edge can answer Vince says he likes that. It means he will do anything to win. Vince then tells them that Lita might be the ref, but there’s going to be a match. The winner gets to pick the ref. It will be Lita and Edge against Maria and Cena. Neither Lita nor Edge look very happy.
Outback Ashley is heading for the ring for a rematch with Mickie.
- Commercial - They say that RAW won’t be on Monday next week because of the dog show. RAW instead will be on Thursday.
Trish comes down to the ring in a ref shirt of sorts. Well, it’s stripped, what there is of it. Recap of Ashley telling Mickie she’s a psycho, then Mickie attacking Ashley.
Ashley comes out to the ring also wearing very little up top. More bra shows than is covered. Mickie comes bouncing out in a tiny top and a skirt.
Mickie immediately rushes Ashley. Mickie pushes Ashley down and stomps her. When Ashley gets up Mickie flings her across the ring by her hair. Ashley gets a couple of punches in on Mickie before getting a knee to the gut. Ashley reverses an Irish Whip but gets an elbow to the face when she reaches the corner. Mickie goes for her Head Scissors but Ashley throws her legs off and starts throwing punches. Ashley throws a hard Forearm landing Mickie sort of sitting on the bottom rope.
Mickie gets up and tries to hit Ashley with a Flying Forearm, but accidentally hits Trish instead. Mickie goes to make sure Trish is okay and apologize. Ashley quickly, from behind, rolls up Mickie. Trish quickly crawls into position and counts (a bit fast) to three. Mickie is shocked.
Trish immediately leaves the ring with Ashley. Trish walks up the ramp and doesn’t look back. Mickie is in the ring confused.
- Winner: Ashley
- Commercial
During the commercial the Spirit Squad came out to introduce themselves. There was not much reaction from the audience.
Outback Trish is approached by Mickie to apologize and tell Trish she made the ring call in the ring. Mickie says she still loves Trish, as a friend and idol. A guy comes up and Trish introduces him as Jack, her date. He’s very nice to Mickie who just stood there with her mouth hanging open.
Outback Shelton is pushing Mama along. Shelton says that people have been calling him a Mama’s Boy, even Flair. He then says he has to go get something. Mama says no because every time he does some freak approaches. Shelton says it will be fine.
Suddenly there’s a Shelton action figure on her shoulder. She turns to see Eugene. He’s all excited to see Mama. He tells her he lover her movie, “Big Mama’s House 2". She gets really pissed at him. Eugene then tries to take off her ‘wig’. Shelton returns to Mama screaming and Eugene looking confused. Mama gets oxygen and Shelton pushes her away.
- Commercial
Video of Pete Rose in the ring from one of his WM appearances. Rose is then attacked by Kane and got the Tombstone.
HHH’s music hits and he comes down to the ring in all his glory. (Has he changed his entrance in the past 5+ years?) Flair then comes out looking pretty good.
Flair plays mind games, then they tie up. A Shoulder Block drops Flair to the mat. Flair hits a Side Headlock Takeover and keeps the hold on HHH on the mat. They get to their feet and Flair throws a bunch of Chops. Flair telegraphs his move and gets a Face Buster for it. HHH sets Flair up for the Pedigree, but very close to the ropes. Flair counters and hits a Back Body Drop on HHH landing him outside the ring.
- Commercial
Flair is throwing punches and Chops. Flair pokes HHH in the eye. HHH finally is able to counter with a Spinebuster. HHH punches Flair in the head while he’s down. HHH then drops a couple knees on Flair’s face. Flair gets up and stands in a corner and gets punched to hell. He comes out of the corner and does a Flair Prat Fall. HHH drops another knee and gets a two count. HHH then hits a long Vertical Suplex for two. They exchange punches and Chops. HHH hits a Swinging Neckbreaker. HHH mocks Flair and goes for a Figure 4, but Flair boots him on the bum sending him into the turnbuckle. Flair quickly rolls up HHH for two.
HHH climbs to the second rope, but gets a boot to his face. Flair hits Chop Blocks and then climbs. When HHH rushes over he gets a thumb to the eye. Flair hits a Flying Clothesline for two. Flair then locks on a Figure 4. HHH finally gets to the ropes.
Flair gave the ref a Thumb to the Eye. When the ref’s not looking Flair hits HHH with a Low Blow. After an Irish Whip HHH quickly grabs Flair and hits the Pedigree for three.
- Winner: HHH
They show the uncensored GoDaddy commercial. After her strap breaks she gets on the desk and dances. Finally she ends up in the old guy’s lap, both looking rumpled and happy.
Maria approaches Cena and says she can’t do this match. She’s afraid of Lita and starts bumbling. She won’t shut up, even though Cena keeps telling her to calm down. Finally he just plants one on her. Damn, that was quite the kiss. After that she was speechless and just nodded with a goofy grin on her face. Cena grabs his belt and slaps her ass on his way by.
- Commercial
Big Show comes out for his match, he’s smiling. HBK comes down to the ring as silly and spastic as usual. Video of Shane attacking HBK from behind with a chair.
Vince’s music hits. He comes out to the stage. He says hi to HBK and tell him it’s his lucky night because Shane isn’t here tonight. If he was here he’d be here kicking his butt. He changed his mind about asking Shane to be there. He also changed his mind about something else. He says HBK can walk out on his contract, he insists that he walk out of his contract. Next week will be an HBK retirement party. All he has to do is sign a paper and his career is over. Vince won’t allow him to change his mind. It’s mandatory that HBK is there. “You suck,” chants. Since HBK is retiring next week and won’t be going to WM. So he’s not in the tournament, he’s been replaced. Shelton’s music hits. HBK stomps up the ramp and flings the curtain back to stomp through.
- Commercial
Shelton is backed into a corner and thumbs Show’s eye. Show then slaps Shelton’s chest a couple times. Shelton gets tossed into a corner. He jumps up and tries to hit a Crossbody. Show caught him midair. Show puts Shelton up top and starts to climb, but gets caught up on the top rope. Shelton then hits the Dragon Whip followed by a Flying Bulldog. Show then fights back with a couple of Clotheslines and a Scoop Slam. Show then pushes Shelton and the ref gets hit.
Mama holds Show’s ankle. He turns to yell at her. Shelton kicks him in the head sending him outside. Shelton flies at him, but runs into a Clothesline. Show then picks up Shelton and tosses him over the top rope and into the ring. Mama grabs Show from behind. Show turns around and yells, “Don’t touch me!” at her. He then climbs in the ring and Chokeslams Shelton for three. While the ref is counting Mama is falling to the floor. She just lays there until finally Show sees her and calls people down to help.
EMS rush out to help. I hear, “I can’t get a pulse.” Then they cut the top of her dress to work on her better. Shelton then realizes what’s going on and almost climbs over the EMS to see her.
- Winner: Big Show
- Commercial
Video of bits of past WM to ‘Big Time’.
They are showing Mama being put on the stretcher and being wheeled out. It was during the commercial.
Todd asks Carlito if he thinks RVD will want to get even for what he did to him in the Cabana. Carlito starts babbling in his native tongue. Todd asks him to speak English. Carlito says it was a little apple months ago. RVD cost Carlito the Rumble and attacked him from behind last week. He says RVD has no reason to want to get revenge.
Smackdown Rebound shows Rey and Orton and the horrible things said. They then show the tag match. Rey accepts Orton’s challenge.
Carlito’s music hits and he comes down to the ring. RVD comes out to the ring looking pissed. Carlito rolls from the ring.
Carlito tries to run around the ring to gets away from RVD. RVD rolls from the ring and hits a hard Clothesline. RVD then beats on Carlito outside before the bell rings. RVD tosses Carlito in the ring and the match begins. They exchange punches until RVD kicks Carlito in the head. Carlito rolls from the ring and RVD follows. He leans on stairs to catch his breath, but RVD kicks him. RVD then bounces is head off the barrier. RVD sets Carlito over the barrier. RVD then climbs on the apron and hits a Corkscrew Legdrop.
- Commercial
Carlito has RVD in a Headlock. RVD fights out with elbows but quickly runs into a Standing Dropkick for two. Carlito then stomps RVD and chokes him on the bottom rope. Carlito hits a Reverse Elbow for two. Carlito locks on the Headlock again. RVD gets out and hits a Standing Dropkick to Carlito’s knee. RVD then drops a leg onto Carlito. Then RVD does a modified Rolling Thunder landing belly to belly on Carlito. Rather than cover RVD then hits Rolling Thunder. RVD covers for two. RVD slams Carlito to the mat. RVD hits the Split Leg Moonsault, but Carlito gets his knees up. Carlito covers for two. RVD rolls Carlito up with Body Scissors for two. Carlito hangs RVD up on the top rope and then climbs.
Carlito does something I’ve never seen him do, a Double Springboard into a Somersault Senton. (Joey said it, I wouldn’t have had a clue what to call it.) Carlito bounces his feet off the top rope from the outside, then bounces his feet of the second ropes in the corner before flying. It was beautiful. Carlito covers for two.
Carlito tries for a German, but RVD blocks it. RVD elbows out but Carlito grabs him by the hair and hits a Back Cracker that left them both on the mat. Carlito covers for two. Carlito leaves the ring and grabs a chair. Carlito brings the chair in the ring. He swings it to hit RVD with it, but the ref stops him. Carlito yells at the ref. RVD hits the Vandaminator on Carlito who falls to the mat. RVD climbs and hits the 5 Star Frogsplash for three.
- Winner: RVD
Outback Edge and Lita are heading for the ring.
- Commercial
Edge and Lita come down to the ring. Video of Lita beating on Maria earlier. Cena’s music hits and the crowd erupts, Maria comes out with him.
Cena gets attacked from behind, but Cena quickly comes after him. Cena throws punches dropping him to the mat. Cena hits a Fisherman’s Suplex for two. Cena rushes Edge who moves out of the corner. Cena slaps into the ring post.
Edge forces Maria to tag Cena. He grabs her hand and slaps Cena’s back. Maria doesn’t want to get in the ring. Lita grabs her and flips her over the top ropes. Lita kicks Maria when she’s down. Lita then chokes her on the bottom rope. Lita picks her up by the hair and plants a knee in her face followed by a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Lita goes to Spear Maria, but Maria moves landing Lita face first into the turnbuckle. Maria quickly tags Cena.
Cena Clotheslines Edge twice and hits him with a Shoulder Block. Cena slams Edge to the mat and turns to see Lita. Edge attacks Cena from behind. Lita is still the legal man. Lita climbs as Edge holds Cena in a Full Nelson. Cena moves at the last moment so Lita hits a Litacanrana on Edge. Edge rolls from the ring. She just realized she’s in the ring with Cena. She tries to plead with him not to touch her. She even pulls up her shirt to show him her tits. Edge gets back in the ring to Spear Cena. Cena again moves at the last moment leaving Lita to take the hit.
Cena grabs Edge and tosses him from the ring. Maria blind tags Cena. She rushes over and covers Lita for the win. She is so excited with what she did, and Cena looked astonished.
- Winner: Cena & Maria
Cena takes a mic and says since they just won that he can pick the guest ref. He saw this person outback and didn’t want to be confident, but asked him anyway. He wants to make sure nothing will happen if the Rated R Superstar decides to go ‘Hardcore’.
Foley’s music hits and he comes out the ring. The crowd is crazy.
Biggest pop
HHH
Flair
Cena Foley
Biggest heat
Lita & Edge
Carlito
Masters
