WWE Velocity Report-19th February 2006
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators Steve Romero & Josh Mathews
Hello and welcome to Velocity. So Bret Hart has agreed to go in the Hall of Fame. I have mixed feelings on this but hope he gets honoured the proper way and doesn't get cheapened by getting dragged into the Shawn Michaels/Vince McMahon feud. Back to today and we're hours away from No Way Out so let's get warmed up and begin with the show. We begin with a Tag Team affair this week.
The Dicks vs Paul London & Brian Kendrick
There's dick jokes by the commentators as The Dicks go through their stripper routine. London and Kendrick come out without their masks. Kendrick starts with a hammerlock on Chad, Chad backs Kendrick to the corner and elbows free. Chad with a wristlock, Kendrick eventually escapes and armdrags Chad. Chad tags in James who doesn't want to get in and the Dicks argue a bit. James boots Kendrick, clubs him down and elbows his back before bringing his face down onto his knee. James tells Chad that's how its done. Kendrick thwarts a slam by slipping behind and tagging in London and James receives a double hiptoss followed by double kicks to the back in stereo. London with a nearfall, James gets up and drives London to the corner where he hits a knee and an elbow. James Irish whips London who floats over a charge and hits James with a series of strong style kicks. London with a forearm, James reverses an Irish whip, James charges into a forearm, London goes for the Mushroom stomp but Chad distracts from the apron and drops to the floor as James from behind drops London with an elbow to the back of the head. London falls into the ropes and Chad knees him to the canvas from the apron. James gets a one count, tag to Chad and after the Dicks boot London, Chad and London exchange punches until Chad kicks him back down. James tags in and Chad holds for an open shot to the gut. James elbows the neck then places London in the ropes and presses on his neck with a boot. Chad gets a shot in behind the referee's back before tagging in. James knees the head, Chad Irish whips London and hits an elbow in the corner before applying a front facelock. London tries to lift Chad off while going for a tag but James intercepts and distracts the referee as London backbodydrops Chad and makes a tag but Kendrick is ordered out as the referee didn't see it. Chad drags London back to the Dicks corner and delivers boots. Chad goes for a suplex but London counters into a hangmans neckbreaker. James runs in illegally and grabs London's leg but London still manages to make the tag which this time does count. Kendrick delivers a backelbow and forearm to James then dropkicks to both Dicks. Kendrick with forearms to Chad, Chad reverses off the ropes Kendrick ducks a double clothesline and London throws Kendrick up who hits the Dicks with kicks. Chad to the outside, James slumps in the corner. Kendrick goes to step off London with a flying forearm in the corner but Chad pushes James out of the way and Kendrick hits the corner. James kicks London as Chad holds Kendrick. James charges but Kendrick moves and James headbutts Chad in the groin and Chad falls back in while James goes through the ropes to the outside. London steps off James and hits a shooting star press over the top rope onto James. HOLY SHIT. Meanwhile Kendrick hits Sliced Bread #2 on Chad and covers for the 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK. Post match we check out a replay of London's excellent aerial assault.
Tatanka vs Scott Matthews
Matthews attacks from behind but Tatanka shakes it off and unleashes a series of chops which eventually put Matthews down. Tatanka drives Matthews' head to the corner twice, boots the gut threee times then Irish whips and Matthews crashes down. Tatanka Irish whips again and clotheslines Matthews down. Tatanka sends Matthews off the ropes into a hiptoss (Matthews cocks up the fall and nearly spikes his head). Tatanka picks up Matthews chops him down and lets out his warcry. Tatanka with a slam then a suplex Irish whips Matthews again but charges into a boot to the gut. Matthews with a punch and knee to the gut punches on Tatanka's arm but Tatanka fires up and chops Matthews down. Tatanka grabs an arm and chops Matthews down again. WWE have tried their best to edit out boring chants but some can still be heard. Tatanka grabs the arm again and punches Matthews down before letting out his warcry and Native American dance. After chopping Matthews down some more Tatanka sends him off the ropes into a backbodydrop. Tatanka goes to the top rope and hits a tomahawk chop before delivering the Trail's End (Samoan drop) to a groggy Matthews for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: TATANKA. Tatanka was surprisingly very protected here. As a result I've got the feeling that Tatanka could be Matt Hardy's partner tonight. Either him or Animal. I wish it was either Jeff Hardy (I know he's in TNA) or CM Punk though but hey Vince doesn't give us what we want anymore. If he did he would drop the anti-Eddie references and give us Rey Mysterio vs Kurt Angle at WrestleMania.
Mascarita Sagrada vs Octagoncito
Hey It's the Juniors Division on Velocity. The commentators put over this being the brain child of Network Executive Palmer Canon. Octagoncito provides comedy to start teasing a test of strength that Sagrada can't reach and making an imaginary punt into the crowd then offering a free shot. Sagrada tells Octagoncito to look at the crowd which he does and Sagrada kicks him in the knee then slaps him in the face. Octagoncito comes back with punches and sends Sagrada off the ropes into a backelbow for a nearfall. Octagoncito with a punch and Irish whip charges into a boot, Sagrada rolls over him but then gets levelled with a clothesline for a one count. Octagoncito with punches whips Sagrada off the ropes, Sagrada hangs on, Octagoncito charges but Sagrada moves and Octagoncito gets crotched in the ropes. Sagrada charges gets sent off the ropes but comes back with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Octagoncito charges, Sagrada stops him and points up and the Juniors and referee Charles Robinson look up to the arena ceiling for a bit for no apparent reason before both Juniors trade slaps to the chest. Sagrada winds up an arm only to knock Octagoncito down with his other hand (Octagoncito was busy watching the other hand). Sagrada slaps the mat three times quickly, Octagoncito gets up and Sagrada points to the referee saying he made a fast count. Both Juniors proceed to punch Charles Robinson before Ocatgoncito begs not to be disqualified. Sagrada comes off the ropes, Octagoncito catches in a torture rack and turns it into a TKO but Octagoncito misses a senton splash. Sagrada sends Octagoncito off the ropes into a gorilla press slam before hooking a la mahistrol cradle for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: MASCARITA SAGRADA. I'd rather have seen this than the shitty Gymini squash match which thankfully hasn't made the show.
Super Crazy w/Psicosis vs Nunzio w/Vito
Nunzio warms up by sparring with Vito as the commentators speculate on who will win in the Cruiserweight Title Match at No Way Out. Nunzio begins with a couple of single leg takedowns and a cover with a bridge but Crazy reverses into a sunset flip for a nearfall. Nunzio tries to work the arm, Crazy reverses a hammerlock and Nunzio sends him through the ropes. Crazy comes back with a dive off the top rope and armdrags Nunzio away on his way down. Crazy monkey flips Nunzio out of the corner for a nearfall before applying a waistlock which Nunzio counters out of with a single leg takedown. Crazy pushes Nunzio off the ropes with his other foot, Nunzio with a step over then runs into a dropkick. Nunzio rolls outside and goes to telegraph a Crazy pescado but Crazy lands on the apron and backwards rolls back in over the ropes and dropkicks Nunzio through the ropes keeping him on the outside. Crazy then hits a slingshot plancha over the top rope on Nunzio. Crazy puts Nunzio back in as Psicosis keeps a watch on Vito. Crazy with a nearfall, Nunzio crawls outside, Crazy tries a pescado but Vito pushes Nunzio out of harm's way and Crazy hits the floor. Nunzio puts Crazy back inside and gets a nearfall before delivering a suplex for another nearfall. Nunzio with an armbar on the mat then boots Crazy and ties him up in a rear naked choke. Crazy backelbows out, Nunzio clubs and punches Crazy into the corner, Crazy forearms back, Nunzio knees the gut and goes for a DDT but Crazy holds onto the ropes and Nunzio goes down. Crazy tries a moonsault from the second rope but Nunzio gets his knees up. Nunzio slaps the head a few times, Crazy catches Nunzio in a small package 1-2-no. Nunzio drives a knee into Crazy's head. Irish whip by Nunzio who charges into an elbow. Crazy from the second rope goes over Nunzio into a sunset flip 1-2-no. Nunzio drop toeholds Crazy and goes to the second rope, Crazy gets up and both exchange some shots before Nunzio kicks Crazy down. Crazy goes onto the apron and both exchange more shots and with Nunzio still perched on the second rope Crazy counters a tornado DDT by placing Nunzio on the apron and clotheslining him back into the ring. Vito grabs Crazy's legs prompting Psicosis to clock Vito and send him away allowing Crazy to leap from the second rope and hit Nunzio with a moonsault for the 1-2-3. Good Cruiserweight Main Event action with a nice blend of styles from both men. Here is Your Winner: SUPER CRAZY. Post match The Mexicools hug and celebrate.
Josh and Steve shill for No Way Out before Steve signs off to end the show. Keep it here for Heat. Shaun.
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