Video recap of the HBK and Shane Street Fight. HBK was put in a sharpshooter, but never submitted. Vince called for the bell and names Shane the winner by submission.
Spirit Squad is in the ring. King and Joey are arguing with Coach about HBK never submitting. The Squad did a cheer ripping HBK apart, saying he submitted. There is a brass band, playing ‘When The Saints Come Marching In’, confetti and balloons falling from the ceiling. Vince and Shane come down to the ring. The Squad and the McMahons dance and celebrate in the ring while the announcers still argue. Fireworks explode above the ring.
Vince says it’s a great celebration for his son. He wants to hear it for Shane, ‘Boos’ from the crowd.
Shane says he had the privilege of getting in the ring with the greatest star, HBK. He’d like to say he made it through with out a scratch, but he can’t. HBK lost, ‘You suck,’ chants. The score card reads McMahons 3, HBK 0. The first two happened a couple weeks ago when he and Vince both pinned HBK. Then there was SNME. In a couple weeks it will be 4&0 at WM.
Vince says WM was one of his great creations, but not his greatest. ‘You suck’ chants. He says his greatest creations are Shane and Steph. The hug. Several months ago when HBK refused to retire he put HBK on the highway to hell. He thinks it’s great that HBK became a member of the kiss my ass club. Then there was the Marty thing. He had to give a urine sample, and face the Spirit Squad twice. Then HBK submitted to the sharpshooter. Shane did not screw HBK, Vince did not screw HBK, HBK screwed HBK. This WM will crash. He will again be a morally bankrupt miserable bastard. All he hold so dear will be contaminated. Contaminated because the winner at WM will be Vince. More nasty chants start and Vince comments on southern hospitality.
Vince says his match will not be a normal match. It will be no holds barred. There will be another stop on the highway to hell will be tonight. He will face HHH one on one tonight.
The brass band plays again and they start dancing around the ring. Then Cena’s music hits.
Cena comes down to the ring to face confused McMahons. Cena gets bug pop. Vince is pissed that Cena kicked some of Vince’s balloons, and he hates to be interrupted. Unless you are joining the party, you better have something good to say.
Cena says he’s been wanting to face HHH, but HHH keeps cutting him off. Cena got pedigreed at SNME and he wants HHH. If anyone gets to put their hands on HHH tonight it’s going to be Cena.
Shane asks Cena who he thinks he is. Cena doesn’t make decisions around here, the McMahons do. We can do it the easy way - where you walk your little butt up the ramp. Or the hard way where he will beat Cena’s ass the way he did HBK. Cena rips off his shirt and motions for Shane to start it.
Vince stops Shane and tells him he’s not going to beat up Cena. Vince isn’t going to do it because he’s holding himself for WM. Cena can face HHH if tags with HBK. HHH will be tagging with someone he’s never tagged with before - Shane. The music starts again and the McMahons dance up the ramp.
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13 days until WM
Outback Shane and Vince are arguing about the match. HHH comes up and asks what the hell’s going on. HHH says he didn’t agree to a tag match with Cena. HHH hopes Vince is coming up with a plan in his sadistic mind. Vince says he will be out there for the match, and they are one big happy family.
Carlito comes down to the ring. Fire startles Carlito and Kane comes down to the ring. Fire from the corners before the match starts.
Carlito climbs in the ring and gets a bit of control with punches. Kane nails him with a shoulder block. Kane nails and uppercut but gets nailed with a DDT. Kane sits up. Kane lift Carlito high in the air and drops him tot he mat. Kane chokes Carlito with his foot. Kane chokes Carlito in a corner. Carlito gets stuck on Kane’s shoulder, but wiggles out and nails a back cracker.
Carlito chokes Kane and then nails him in the back with double axe handles. In a corner Carlito nails shoulders in Kane’s stomach. Kane picks Carlito up in a double choke and spine busters him tot he mat. Kane nails a bunch of uppercuts and clotheslines in a corner. Kane nails a side slam and climbs. Kane flies but runs into a standing drop kick. Carlito covers for two. Carlito climbs and attempts a moonsault, Kane moves and Carlito lands on his feet. Carlito runs into a big boot. Kane gets ready for a chokeslam, but gets a finger to the eye. Carlito tries a springboard but gets caught in a chokeslam. Kane covers for three.
- Winner: Kane
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Masters and Carlito are arguing. Masters doesn’t want Carlito to screw up WM. Master says he’s going to show Carlito how it’s done.
Announcers talk about who’s being inducted into the Hall Of Fame and by who. The Blackjacks are being inducted this year by Bobby ‘The Brain’ Heenan! (I love ‘The Brain’!)
Flair comes down to the ring for his triple threat match for the IC title.
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RVD comes down to join Ric Flair. Flair doesn’t look impressed. Shelton comes down with a big grin on his face.
RVD anf Flair argue then they go after Shelton. RVD kicks him in the face after a Flair chop. Flair nails a back elbow on Shelton. Flair drops a knee and he and RVD nail a double back body drop on Shelton. RVD nails a legdrop, but Flair covers. RVD pulls Flair off. Shelton gets clotheslined over the top. Flair throws chops at RVD and gains control.
RVD nails a spinning heel kick and drops a couple legs and rolling thunder on Flair. RVD covers Flair for three. Flair rolls out. RVD nails a double senton over the top.
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Flair is bleeding, as is RVD. They knocked heads when RVD came over the top. Shelton suplexes RVD. Flair chops Shelton. Flair pokes RVD in the eye. Flair is stomping RVD. Shelton nails a back body drop on Flair. Shelton throws RVD shoulder first into the ring post. RVD falls the floor. Shelton and Flair exchange punches until Flair does his famous pratt fall.
Shelton nails samoan drop on Flair but waits before covering. He only gets two. Shelton nails a perfect delayed vertical suplex. Shelton covers, RVD breaks it up. Shelton eats RVD’s boot. RVD nails a belly to belly with bridge on Shelton for two. RVD kicks Shelton in the face, Flair breaks up the count. RVD kicks Flair in his cut face. RVD continues to throw kicks and then rolling thunder on Flair. RVD nails a windmill kick on Shelton. RVD nails a split legged moonsault on Flair for two. Shelton comes in with the belt, but RVD kicks him. RVD gets rolled up by Flair for two. RVD climbs, but Flair moves before he gets hit with the frog splash.
Flair locks on the figure four leg lock. RVD is about to tap and Shelton covers Flair. Flair could not release the hold to kick out. Shelton gets the three.
- Winner: Shelton
Outback Foley is on the way to the ring. His face has a couple of bandages on it. He looks kind of pissed off.
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Memphis Grizzlies are in the front row.
Video recap of the Cutting Edge on SNME. Edge cuts Foley apart verbally. Foley takes Edge apart physically. Foley grins at the camera while pulling tacks out of his forehead. Looked like the old Foley we all know and love!
Foley comes down to the ring looking rather pissed. He’s not full of smiles tonight. He has THAT look in his eyes. He takes a mic and says he has a few things to say to Edge. Thank you. He wants to thank Edge because he speaks the truth. He was right when he says Foley is a Teddy bear, a Muppet. When he said Foley was coasting on his past. And he never got the WM moment.
Two weeks ago he would have gotten a cheap pop and danced with socko. He hasn’t been able to sleep. On SNME things changes. The blood tasted different. It tasted like Chinese food. A few hours later he wanted more. He wanted more of Edge’s blood. He woke up something inside of Foley. He awoke a monster. Someone named Cactus Jack.
At WM Edge will find out what hurts.
Edge’s music hits. Lita comes out wearing red pants and a black corset. She actually looks pretty good, if slutty. Edge isn’t with her.
She gets in the ring and takes a mic. She tells Foley to settle down. The crowd starts the ‘Slut’ chants. She tells them to shut up a couple time. The calm down when she tells them they aren’t getting any anyway.
She tells Foley he’s proven his point. She says Edge is still in Detroit because he can’t fly. He has vertigo and stuff. She says she needs to talk to the old Foley. The nice Foley. The Winney The Pooh wearing Foley, for just a moment.
Edge has a suggestion. He wants to call of the hardcore match at WM. Edge wants to have a wrestling match. She knows it’s not his match, but it could be his thing. All the critics who say he’s nothing but a glorified stuntman, prove them wrong. Go out there and show his kids he can wrestle without the tacks, without the barbed wire. Just for one night. She asks what Foley says.
Foley says that Edge sends out his sweet girlfriend to put him off guard. Then she’s going to slap him. He starts screaming at him to slap her. Foley’s in her face screaming at her to slap him. Edge is coming through the crowd tot he ring. Finally she slaps him. Edge slides onto the apron. Lita is behind Foley about to give him a low blow. Foley grabs her hand between his legs. He holds her wrist as he steps over her arm.
Foley slams Lita to the mat with the mandible claw. He stares Edge in the eye while he does it. Foley holds her on the mat that way and Edge does not come in to save her. Foley gets to his feet and ads a, ‘bang bang!’ before heading up the ramp. Edge rolls Lita from the ring.
Torrie is heading to the ring wearing a gold two piece outfit that leaves nothing to the imagination. Chloe is under her arm and she looks determined.
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Torrie comes down to the ring. Victoria is already there in bright pink. Video recap of Candice and Victoria attacking Torrie. They are about to lock up and Candice’s music hits. She is being brought down on a red and black bed carried by four big hunks of men wearing very little. She is kneeling on the bed wearing a red corset and black bottoms.
Torrie nails an armdrag. Candice throws pillows in the tring. Victoria nails the widow’s peak and covers Torrie for three.
Candice gets in the ring and hits Torrie a couple times with a pillow. She then dances and squats to yell at Torrie. Candice gets on the bed and carried back up the ramp.
- Winner: Victoria
Chris Masters music hits and he comes down to the ring. I don’t know how they got the bed out of the way fast enough for him to come out.
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Big Show comes down to face Chris. Video recap of the match between Carlito and Kane.
Chris poses and they lock up. Show tosses Chris across the mat. Chris gets tossed in the corner and gets a couple of chest slaps. After an Irish whip Chris gets his feet up and then tries a couple clotheslines. Show gets a boot in Chris’s face. Show bum splashes Chris in a corner. Chris rolls from the ring, Show follows. Chris gets tossed into the barrier. Show goes for a boot and strattles the barrier.
Show rolls in the ring. Chris has a chair. Show reaches out to grab Chris’ head. Chris hits Show in the head with the chair. The ref calls for the bell. Show falls out the other side of the ring. Chris nails Show in the back with the chair and then tries to apply the masterlock. He never gets it on as Show’s too big. Show yells in pain and gets pushed to the floor. Chris yells that no one breaks the masterlock.
- Winner: Big Show via DQ
Outback Mickie is bouncing to the ring with a big smile on her face. She is wearing a little black top and a bouncy red miniskirt and spiked heel boots.
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There’s a huge gift box in the center of the ring. Mickie comes literally bouncing out to the ring. Video recap of Mickie’s attack on Trish on SNME. She understands why Trish doesn’t care about her. Mickie thinks they could have been great together. Every cloud has a silver lining. Mickie gets to face Trish at WM and take her title. She will give millions of girls a rolemodel. But she won’t push them aside the way Trish did.
But to show there are no hard feeling Mickie got her a present. She calls Trish out to open her gift. Trish doesn’t come out. Mickie says she will give a sneak peak. The box lifts and it’s a sitting person covered in a black cloth. Trish comes out and Mickie pulls the cloth off to reveal Ashley bound and gagged.
Mickie tells Trish to stay down. She asks Trish why she’s upset. Here’s Ashley, Trish’s best friend. Ashley called Mickie a psycho. Mickie pulls Ashley’s head back by the hair and asks if Ashley still thinks she’s a psycho.
Mickie gets too close to the edge of the ring while ranting. Trish grabs her ankle and pulls her from the ring. Trish beats her down and then rushes in the ring to untie Ashley.
Mickie rushes back in the ring and nails Trish in the back of the head with a forearm. That’s when you notice Mickie is bleeding quite freely from the nose.
Mickie is screaming at the top of her lungs looking totally psycho. She gives Trish an amazing DDT. She rolls Trish over, asks Trish if she loves her now and then plants one on her. Right on the mouth. Mickie blows them both kisses while blood streams into her mouth. She tries to look all sweet again with Trish laying prone on the mat and Ashley on her side, also on the mat, still bound and gagged.
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WWE 24/7 This Week in Wrestling History. Bret Hart versus Austin in an ‘I Submit’ match at WM? Hart wins when Austin passes out and taps. The crowd chants Austin’s name as he walks back up the ramp.
The announcers go through the scheduled matches for WM, from both RAW and Smackdown.
HHH’s music hits and he comes down to the ring in his overlong entrance. Shane-O-Mac comes out dancing his little dance. He comes down to the ring with his father and a group of security guards. Video recap (again) of the street fight between Shane and HBK at SNME.
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Cena comes down to the ring looking rather pissed. HBK comes running down to the ring, slides through the ring and goes after Vince and Shane. Shane runs into the crowd.
Cena is in the ring yelling for HHH. ‘Cena’ chants start. Shane climbs and flies. Cena catches him midair with a fist.
Vince stops the match and says the match is over because Cena used a clenched fist. The winners are Shane and HHH. Vince tells him to leave the ring or he will not go to WM and will lose his belt. Also if Cena interferes in what Vince does later Cena will also be in trouble. Now it’s a handicap match.
Security holds BK and HHH clocks him. HBK gets tossed in the ring. Shane punches and kicks the heck out of HBK. Shane kicks HBK hard in the ribs.
HHH tags in and chokes HBK with his shirt. HBK is sitting in the corner. Vince is cheering HBK on. HBK is on the mat and Vince tells HHH to let HBK get up. HBK gets control, but HHH nails a spinebuster.
Shane tags in. Shane drops an elbow in HBK’s back. Vince is still directing traffic. Shane nails HBK with a flying back elbow for two.
HHH tags in and nails HBK in the gut while Shane holds him. HBK chops HHH a couple times in a corner. HBK telegraphs and gets a face buster for it. HBK gets tossed out through the ropes. Shane throws HBK face first into the ring post. HHH tosses HBK back into the ring. The crowd is pretty quiet - on TV.
Shane tags in and tries to throw punches but they are blocked. HBK’s punches are landing. HBK nails a flying forearm. Both are down. Vince looks unhappy and tells Shane to get up. HBK nips up. HHH rushes in and gets and inverted atomic drop, as does Shane. HBK clotheslines them both a couple times. HHH gets knocked from the ring. HBK scoop slams Shane. HBK drops an elbow and tunes up the band. From outside HHH knocks him down and pulls him into a low blow with the ring post.
Shane tells HHH to pedigree HBK. HHH sends Shane up top. Cena rushes down and pushes Shane off. Cena rushes in and clotheslines Shane from the ring. Security rushes the ring. HHH, Shane and Vince rush up the ramp. Cena and HBK take out all of the security finishing off with anf FU and sweet chin music.
Vince stands on the stage with Shane and HHH. He takes a mic and tells Cena there would be trouble if he interfered. So next week Cena will be in a match with - Vince looked back and forth between HHH and Shane - Vince. After Vince said it he seemed to realize what he’d actually said. Cena looked very happy about the planned match.
Biggest pop
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Foley
Flair
HHH
HBK
Biggest heat
Vince
Shane
Lita
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