Impact Report 4/20/06

Again, please bear with me as I learn these different wrestlers and their moves.
Impact begins with an 8 Mat Tag Match. Team Canada comes through the tube with D’Amore. Team USA - Sabin, Lethal, Dutt and Shelly come out through the opposite tube. Shelly sets up his ringside camera and waves to Team Canada.
Shelly starts with Eric but immediately tags in Williams. They exchange holds and run the ropes. Williams goes to tag in Shelly who is sitting on the apron and ignoring Williams.
Lynn tags in and takes Roode apart and covers for two. Dutt tags because Shelly is again sitting on the apron not watching what’s going on. Dutt throws a back elbow. Dutt goes for a splash but Roode moves out of the way. Dutt nails a standing moonsault for two.
Aries tags in and Dutt gets thrown to the outside where D’Amore and others attack him.

-Commercial

Aries is kicking and choking Dutt. He distracts the ref and D’Amore attacks from outside. Dutt gets hung upside down in a corner. Williams tags in and sings a bit of the Canadian National Anthem before attacking Dutt. He nails an arm drag for two.
Eric Young tags in and splashes Dutt for two. Dutt is in a corner but moves before Eric can splash him. Dutt moonsaults Eric and blind tags Shelly. All Team USA members jump down from the apron so Shelly has to fight. Shelly looks like he thinks it won’t be a problem, but he gets a beat down. He comes back to the kick to the back of the head.
Lethal tags in and gets tossed in a corner but gets his feet up. He nails a flying dropkick for two.
Dutt tags in and works over Williams. Sabin then comes in and works over Williams and others entering the ring. Lethal standing dropkicks another member of TC from the ring.
Williams nails a power bomb for three.

- Winners: Team Canada

- Commercial

Simon Diamond, David Young and Elix Skipper - Diamonds in the Rough come out for a 6 man tag match. Rhino comes out, his partners AJ Stiles and then Ron Killings come out.
The heels attack and the Diamonds get tossed from the ring. AJ and Ron flip over the top rope onto them. Young gets tossed into a corner but Skipper pulls him out of the way.
AJ tags in and nails a couple of arm drags but gets his eye gouged. While Young distracts everyone Skipper attacks AJ from behind. Skipper tags in and takes AJ apart for two.
AJ manages to tag Rhino in who takes apart Skipper. There are suddenly members of both teams entering and leaving the ring while attacking each other and it’s not possible to keep track of it all.
Young and Ron tag in and exchange blows and moves. Ron bounces all over the ring throwing blows and kicks. Skipper tags in and Ron nails a kick to the back of his head. Ron then nails the axe kick on Skipper for the three.

- Winners: AJ, Rhino & Killings

Tenay is outback talking about how great Lockdown is going to be. A ref comes in and won’t accept what Tenay is offering. The ref talks about a new guy coming around. He mentions Raven and hands Tenay mail. Tenay wants to know what it is but the ref said he doesn’t read other people’s mail. Tenay is flipping about Raven and follows the ref out as he leaves.

- Commercial

Christian Cage comes down to the ring dressed casually. He asks if the crowd is ready for Lockdown - not much response.
He tells Abyss the stalking and attacks on his family have pissed him off rather than throwing him off his game. He says we all know he’s a monster but didn’t realize he had no balls. He may not be 6"8' and 350lbs, but he’s the Champ. He is serious when he says he will fight to the death.
Mitchell cuts Cage off - up on the screen - and says Cage is delusional. They didn’t do that to his family for the fun of it, but so he would lose control and lose his title. He then guarantees Abyss is going to win.
During the last sentence Abyss attacks Cage from behind. A forearm to the back drops Cage. Abyss gets him up in the rack but Cage gets down and nails Abyss with the mic. Cage goes for the unprettier but Abyss fights back and nails the black hole slam.
Abyss drags a chain in and starts to choke Cage with it. Cage is turning purple when Abyss lets go and picks up the belt. He then grabs the chain and chokes Cage some more. Security rush in and pull Abyss off Cage. Abyss knocks security away but doesn’t go back after Cage.

- Commercial

AMW - Storm and Harris come down for a 6 man tag match. Gail Kim and Jackie come down to the ring with Jeff Jarrett who will partner with AMW. Kim is still pushing Jackie around. Team 3D come down to the ring - all three of them - including Brother Runt (yucky name). Runt has an American flag in hand.
JJ attacks Runt from behind and bounces him off a corner. He then does it again in another corner. They run the ropes and Runt quickly rolls JJ up three time for two. Runt nails a neck breaker for two. Runt is sitting up top and JJ is throwing punches. Runt claws JJ’s eyes who falls to the mat. Runt jumps down double stomping JJ in the gut. Runt tosses JJ fm the ring and the other two heel come in to attack Runt. Runt ducks a double clothesline. The other two brothers attack from behind and throw them from the ring. Devon picks up Runt and toss him over the top to take down all three.

- Commercial

Devon throws Harris over the railing and follows. Runt is following JJ and does the same over the railing. Ray is beating on Storm with a back body drop out in the crowd. JJ gets control and drops Runt on the railing. Storm grabs a trash can and nails Ray in the head with it. Devon is choking Harris with a camera cable.
JJ and Runt are in the ring. Runt ducks a clothesline but Ray nails a scoop slam. Ray holds JJ while Devon nails ‘What’s Up?’ The bigger two of 3D go for the tables but are attacked from behind.
Harris gets in the ring and splashes Runt in a corner. He then nails the catatonic but Devon grabs him and slams him. Ray nails a slam on Storm and Ray goes after JJ. Ray is about to axe chop JJ and Kim nails a low blow. Runt grabs her and nails the dudley dog. JJ takes Runt down and covers for three.

- Winners: AMW & JJ

Team Canada rush down and the brawl expands. Rhino, AJ and Killings run down and join the fun. There is really no way to keep track of everything that’s going on.
Rhino nails a belly to belly on JJ. Abyss rushes the ring and attacks Rhino. Abyss is about to chokeslam Rhino but Cage runs into the ring. He attacks Abyss with punches and clotheslines him over the top. Rhino gorilla presses JJ and slams him but runs into Steiner’s clothesline.
Cage and Abyss are fighting at the top of the ramp and other twos and threes are fighting all over.
Sting runs down to the ring and attacks Steiner. As the camera fades out Sting is giving Steiner and inverted atomic drop.

There didn’t seem to be a lot of pop or heat until the last match. JJ gets heat and D3 gets big pop. The biggest pop is reserved for Sting.