WWE Heat Report (05/14/06) Taped in Anaheim, California

WWE Heat Report-14th May 2006
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentator: Todd Grisham

Welcome back people. The Grishman is on his own once again as we send it in to Justin Roberts for our first match which features the Prince of Perversion in action.

Goldust vs Trevor Murdoch
Goldust gets a nice welcome. Murdoch's been a bit quiet lately on the Movie Review front hasn't he? I'm anxious to see what he thinks of See No Evil. Still no release date set in the UK for See No Evil by the way. I doubt it'll be May 19th. Whoops I said that date. I guess Kane will come after me now LOL. Grisham informs us of some breaking news courtesy of WWE.Com, that being John Cena vs Triple H for the WWE Title tomorrow night on Raw. Grisham neglects to mention though that this will kick off Raw. Goldust stares and scowls at the camera during Murdoch's entrance. Side headlock to begin by Murdoch. Goldust sends off the ropes, Murdoch with a stepover puts the brakes on but turns into an armdrag then a slam which Murdoch doesn't like. Goldust breathes on Murdoch as he gets up via the ropes. An angry Murdoch rakes the face of Goldust. Goldust cuts off a rope whip, reels in Murdoch hitting an inverted atomic drop followed by a clothesline off the ropes for a one count. Goldust grabs an arm and applies an armwringer before taking Murdoch to the mat and dropping a leg across his arm. Goldust charges Murdoch who hotshots him onto the top rope. Murdoch takes over on Goldust with a series of stomps and an elbowdrop to the head. Murdoch clubs and backelbows Goldust in the corner and punches the face. Goldust off the ropes gets elbowed down. Murdoch pulls at Goldust's wrist before dropping him down twice with elbows across the back of his head and throat. Murdoch applies a chinlock as a let's go Goldust chant starts. Goldust elbows his way free before running into a clothesline which Murdoch scores a nearfall from. Murdoch wins a punch exchange by kneeing Goldust in the gut. Murdoch rakes Goldust's face across the top rope. Goldust reverses an Irish whip, charges into an elbow and Murdoch hits a nice spinning neckbreaker from the second rope for a nearfall. Murdoch with two more immediate consecutive nearfalls turns to argue with the referee. Murdoch turns back into a powerslam by Goldust. Both men get up at a seven count with Goldust hitting a series of punches. Murdoch reverses off the ropes but puts his head down allowing Goldust to hit a drop down shot to the throat. Goldust with an atomic drop, Murdoch bounces off the ropes into a Goldust clothesline before Goldust connects with a flying clothesline. Goldust places a groggy Murdoch in the corner and starts a mounted ten punch assault. Goldust gets to nine before pausing to pose allowing Murdoch to shove Goldust down and hook a pinfall attempt with his feet on the ropes for the 1-2-3. Cheap win for Murdoch in a surprisingly better than average opener this week. Post match Murdoch gets out and smirks as Goldust protests from inside the ring. Nevertheless a win's a win no matter how cheap. Unlucky Goldy. Here is Your Winner: TREVOR MURDOCH.

Eugene vs Tony Drake
No time for shenanigans or comedy this week from Eugene as Drake attacks him before the bell. Eugene is waving to the fans on the ropes as Drake pulls him off, removes his jacket and illegally chokes Eugene on the mat. Eugene goes to the corner, Drake follows with stomps before pulling Eugene up and punching him down. Eugene off the ropes, Drake advances with a clothesline which gets him a one count. Drake argues with the crowd before pressing down on Eugene's shoulder. Eugene gets up, Drake clubs the back, Drake goes to ram Eugene's head in the corner a few times but Eugene Eugene's up and sends Drake down after a series of punches. One aeroplane spin later Eugene boots the gut then finishes Drake off with a Stone Cold Stunner for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: EUGENE. Post match Grisham makes note of the Stunner Eugene gave Matt Striker at Backlash referencing Eugene now has a feud going with the ex-teacher.

Rob Conway & Victoria vs Viscera & Torrie Wilson
Some rare mixed tag action now. Not seen Victoria for a while and I don't ever recall Torrie being on Heat. Both divas are looking hot. Heels out to Conway's music, faces to Viscera's. Grisham says Conway claims he's 98% fat free. More like 98% roid free. Conway looks so noticeably different now. Must be the new wellness program. Grisham says every man in the world has thought about walking down the aisle with Torrie as Viscera waddles down with her. Viscera gets all the perks being the Heat MVP although Lance Cade is giving him a run for his money in terms of Heat appearances. The Divas start with Victoria grabbing an arm forcing Torrie down by the hair. Victoria turns her back on Torrie to pose allowing Torrie to recover and throw Victoria down by the hair twice. Torrie boots the gut then Irish whips. Torrie drops Victoria to a seated position with a clothesline then treats us all to a Stinkface. Conway tags in immediately making it clear he wants the same treatment from Torrie. Don't we all? Conway tosses his shades away excitedly urging Torrie forward. Conway turns away, ducks his head outside telling the crowd to shut up. Conway adds that he wants it but he doesn't see Viscera tag in. Conway closes his eyes and doesn't see Viscera until the stinkface is over and he rolls outside in horror. Victoria clubs Viscera from behind, Viscera catches another Victoria attack and lays a liplock on her. Torrie boots the gut and delivers an X-Factor to Victoria. Viscera readies Victoria for some Visagra but while he's gyrating Conway comes in with a series of forearms and punches. Viscera headbutts Conway down. Conway gets sent off the ropes, Viscera puts his head down, Conway boots but charges into a swinging side slam. Both Divas tag back in with Torrie ducking Victoria then hitting her with two clotheslines, a dropkick and a swinging neckbreaker. Cover 1-2-kickout. Conway comes in so does Viscera prompting Conway to go outside. The referee ushers Viscera out as Torrie has a side headlock on Victoria. Victoria sends Torrie off the ropes, Conway trips her enabling Victoria to nail the Widow's Peak for the 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: ROB CONWAY & VICTORIA. Post match the heels get out of dodge with Conway saying they should be in main events. Conway looks excited about finally winning again but steady on with that statement Rob. This was purely an entertainment match which even Grisham referenced in his commentary.

Lance Cade vs Snitsky
Main Event time now....or not. Cade throws his ring attire at Justin Roberts as we see what went down earlier in the show between Goldust and Trevor Murdoch. Lockup, side headlock by Cade who maneuvers into a hammerlock. After some nice reversals Cade elbows free but walks into a backelbow that floors him. Cade is sent backing up as Snitsky pulls out his pierced tongue with a menacing pose. Snitsky tries to get the crowd going surprisingly managing to ellicit a few cheers. Lockup leads to Cade getting backed to the ropes. Cade yells for a break then sucker punches Snitsky in the face. Cade rams Snitsky's head into the corner. Cade starts to boot and punch until Snitsky turns the tables by punching back. Snitsky backelbows Cade down off the ropes. Cade rolls outside. Snitsky goes out after him but Cade rakes the face then drives Snitsky shoulderfirst into the ringpost. Cade clubs the back then back inside Snitsky tries to fight back with a boot but Cade clubs Snitsky into the corner. Cade works over Snitsky's gut in the corner with three head rams, a few forearms and a series of boots before elbowing Snitsky's head. Cade drives his shoulder into Snitsky's three times before dropping Snitsky to the mat with a single arm DDT for a nearfall. Cade applies a canvas armbar to Snitsky who tries to get to the ropes. Snitsky gets to his feet, Cade with an armwringer, Snitsky punches back, Cade knees the gut and forearms the head. Snitsky blocks another forearm with some more punches, Cade reverses off the ropes, Snitsky ducks a clothesline and hits a flying clothesline of his own. Snitsky fires up. Snitsky slams Cade. A clothesline by Snitsky is followed by an Irish whip and backbodydrop. Snitsky fires himself and the crowd up some more while measuring Cade for a big boot. Wait a minute Trevor Murdoch has made his way down and is perched on the top rope. The referee sees Murdoch punch Snitsky and calls for the bell. Snitsky throws Murdoch off but Cade levels Snitsky with a clothesline. Cade and Murdoch stomp and punch on the fallen Snitsky prompting Goldust to run in and punch away at Cade and Murdoch. The numbers catch up on Goldust though as Cade knees the gut and Goldust gets double clubbed to the mat. Snitsky recovers to punch Cade away and clothesline him over the top rope while Goldust does the same to Murdoch. Justin Roberts announces as suspected Here is Your Winner via DQ: SNITSKY. Grisham says it looks like a new rivalry is born thus revealing in the process next week's Heat Tag Team Main Event. These four have all met in one form in singles matches recently so the tag match is a logical next step. Cade and Murdoch regroup and head to the back as SnitskyDust looks on. Nothing really good this week but nothing staggeringly bad either as Snitsky and Murdoch performed better than usual. On the bright side of things a tag team feud has been furthered even if it's the Freaks vs Brokeback Mountain and some Divas were on show. Thumbs in the middle from me. As fans we all tend to criticise WWE which is OK as it shows that we as fans care but sometimes taking the positives from a show can be just as rewarding and is a good approach. Hey that's just my opinion though for what it's worth.

Grisham shills for John Cena vs Triple H on Raw tomorrow for the WWE Title before signing off and thanking us for watching to end this edition of Heat.

See you next weekend for the usual drill. Have a good week. Shaun. Comments/praise/feedback/criticism please direct to shaunmb1@hotmail.com.