Report by: Randy & Jamie Taylor, rajah.com reader
01. Robbie McAllistair & Rory McAllistair (The Highlanders) defeated Lance Cade &
Trevor Murdoch.
The bald member of the Highlanders got the pin over Murdoch after a Rocket Launcher.
02. Harry Smith defeated Rob Conway.
Davey Boy's son got the duke with a running powerslam. Smith had on trunks with the
Union Jack on the front and the Canadian flag on the back (in honor or both of his
parents, I would assume).
03. Matt Striker interviewed Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Of course, Duggan belted Striker in
the mouth before the interview was over. On Duggan's way back to the locker area, he
was attacked by Umaga.
04. Umaga (w/Armando Alejandro Estrada) defeated Eugene. Eugene was totally
destroyed in about two minutes, falling to that thumb-jab thing of Umaga's.
Actually, Estrada's pre-match promo took longer than the actual match.
05. Beth Phoenix & Torrie Wilson defeated WWE Women's Champion Mickie James &
Victoria. Viscera was the special guest ring announcer. Phoenix and Victoria totally
flubbed the ending, where Phoenix was supposed to reverse the Widow's Peak into a
DDT. They tried it three times before they finally got it right, and it was still
lousy-looking. Viscera danced with Torrie and Beth afterwards.
06. WWE Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin defeated Carlito and Rob Van Dam
in a triple threat match. RVD got off the 5 Star Frog Splash on Carlito, Benjamin
snuck up and threw RVD from the ring and got the pinfall on Carlito. Carlito did
spit his apple onto Benjamin, however.
07. WWE World Tag Team Champions the Spirit Squad (Kenny & Johnny, w/Mikey, Nicky
and Mitch) defeated Gene Snitsky & Goldust. Kenny got the pinfall on Snitsky after a
top-rope leg drop.
08. WWE Champion John Cena defeated Edge (w/Lita) in a steel cage match. Ricky
Steamboat was the special guest referee. Steamboat ejected Lita early on, as she
tried to clobber Cena with a steel chair when he was attempting to climb out of the
cage. Ref bump, and Lita came back out and slammed the cage door on Cena's head.
Steamboat started to get up and Lita punched him in the crotch. She got Cena's title
belt and attempted to whack Cena with it, but Cena caught her and gave her the F-U
(the crowd went nuts. Hurray for beating up women!! ). Cena then caught Edge in the
STFU. Edge tapped out just as Steamboat made it back into the ref's position.
