The 2006 Velocity Awards
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Hello one and all. A lot earlier than usual exclusively to Rajah.Com here is the second edition of the Velocity awards for 2006. This year's awards have some new categories added. I am your host Shaun Best and listed below are the nominations that I have carefully constructed based on the results from Velocity over the last six months. I've put a lot of thought into it to try and avoid bias but hey I think the class and the shit will always get separated in the end. The rules are simple. Read through the categories and e-mail your selection from each one. Basically to have been nominated a Superstar just needed to make an appearance on Velocity in 2006 in either a match/promo/interview/run-in/WWE.com exclusive promo form (SmackDown! recaps don't count neither do UK promos promoting house shows) so that should explain why people like Rey Mysterio, Undertaker, Randy Orton etc are not a part of this ceremony before I get dozens of e-mails saying I've left people off. Also on some categories some people are named twice but that's because of two different personas eg Chris Guy/Colt Cabana and Road Warrior/Road Warrior Animal. I know they're the same person. There's a lot to vote on so I'll stop waffling. Drumroll please..... the nominations for the Velocity awards 2006. The e-mail address for your votes is heatandvelocity@hotmail.com and it's listed again at the bottom. Enjoy!
Best Cruiserweight
PAUL LONDON, BRIAN KENDRICK, KID KASH, JAMIE NOBLE, SCOTTY 2 HOTTY, FUNAKI, NUNZIO, GREGORY HELMS, PSICOSIS, SUPER CRAZY
Best Announcer
TONY CHIMEL, MR KENNEDY, JOSH MATHEWS, STEVE ROMERO, HOWARD FINKEL, FUNAKI
Best Junior
MASCARITA SAGRADA, OCTAGONCITO, TSUKI
Best Diva
KRISTAL MARSHALL, MELINA, SHELLEY MARTINEZ
Best Tag Team
MNM, PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK, MEXICOOLS, FBI, GYMINI, THE DICKS, LEGION OF DOOM, THE PITBULLS, SCOTTY 2 HOTTY & FUNAKI
Best Newcomer
JAMIE NOBLE, GREGORY HELMS, JAKE GYMINI, JESSE GYMINI, ROAD WARRIOR, TATANKA, MASCARITA SAGRADA, OCTAGONCITO, TSUKI, SHELLEY MARTINEZ, KRISTAL MARSHALL, FINLAY, GUNNER SCOTT, PIRATE PAUL BURCHILL
Velocity MVP
PAUL LONDON, PIRATE PAUL BURCHILL, BRIAN KENDRICK, KID KASH, JAMIE NOBLE, SIMON DEAN, SUPER CRAZY, MATT HARDY, BOBBY LASHLEY, NUNZIO, SCOTTY 2 HOTTY, FUNAKI, PSICOSIS, VITO, GUNNER SCOTT, WILLIAM REGAL, JOHNNY NITRO, JOEY MERCURY, MELINA, SYLVAN, TATANKA, JAKE GYMINI, JESSE GYMINI, FINLAY, GREGORY HELMS, CHRIS BENOIT
Best Guest Velociter
JBL, CHRIS BENOIT, BOBBY LASHLEY, MATT HARDY, MR KENNEDY, WILLIAM REGAL
Best Feud
KID KASH & JAMIE NOBLE vs SCOTTY 2 HOTTY & FUNAKI
JAMIE NOBLE vs SCOTTY 2 HOTTY
MNM vs PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK
THE JUNIORS DIVISION
MEXICOOLS vs FBI
GUNNER SCOTT vs SIMON DEAN
MATT HARDY vs SIMON DEAN
CHRIS BENOIT vs WILLIAM REGAL
MEXICOOLS VS PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK
GYMINI VS PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK
Worst Velociter
ORLANDO JORDAN, ROAD WARRIOR, HEIDENREICH, ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL, SCOTTY 2 HOTTY, FUNAKI, SYLVAN, KID KASH, SIMON DEAN, JESSE GYMINI, JAKE GYMINI, CHAD DICK, JAMES DICK, VITO, TATANKA, GUNNER SCOTT, GREGORY HELMS, NUNZIO, PAUL BURCHILL, OCTAGONCITO, TSUKI, MASCARITA SAGRADA
Best Jobber
COLT CABANA, CHRIS GUY, JOHN XAVIER, MIKE ALTIRI, WAVELL STARR, CAPRICE COLEMAN, ACE STEELE, FRANKIE CIATSO, JACQUES BLITZKEN, TJ DALTON, ANDY SIMMONS, STERLING KEENAN, JOHN BOLEN, RUSSELL SIMPSON, BRAD ATTITUDE
Best Match
Simon Dean vs Brian Kendrick 1st January
Paul London vs Jamie Noble 1st January
Mexicools vs FBI 8th January
Kid Kash vs Psicosis 12th February
Super Crazy vs Nunzio 19th February
MNM vs Paul London & Brian Kendrick 12th March
Paul London vs Brian Kendrick vs Jamie Noble vs Kid Kash 19th March
Gunner Scott vs Simon Dean 16th April
Chris Benoit vs William Regal 14th May
Mexicools vs Paul London & Brian Kendrick 4th June
Worst Match
Kid Kash & Jamie Noble vs Paul London & Brian Kendrick 29th January
Gymini vs Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki 12th February
Simon Dean & Gymini vs Paul London, Brian Kendrick & Funaki 26th February
Gymini vs Mexicools 19th March
Vito vs Tatanka 19th March
Vito vs Funaki 2nd April
Orlando Jordan vs Scotty 2 Hotty 30th April
Road Warrior vs Paul Burchill 7th May
Matt Hardy vs Orlando Jordan 7th May
Gunner Scott vs Orlando Jordan 14th May
Kid Kash & Jamie Noble vs Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki 28th May
Best Velocity Moment
JBL's leaving speech (WWE.Com exclusive)
Mr Kennedy bullies Tony Chimel
The Juniors
Road Warrior Animal turns on the Mexicools
Tatanka's return
Road Warrior attacks Matt Hardy after his match
Paul London's Shooting Star Press to the Dicks
Melina's entrance
Simon Dean's promos
The Jobbers
E-mail your votes to: heatandvelocity@hotmail.com. Results will be posted on 21st June.
Thank you very much for your time. Shaun.
Comments/praise/feedback/criticism please direct to shaunmb1@hotmail.com.
