Report by: Steven Smith, rajah.com reporter
We start out with Sabu making his way to the ring
Sabu Vs. Roadkill
Sabu starts off with the camel clutch early. Roadkill gets a ropebreak. Sabu
lands a big spring board DDT. He gets a chair, and attempts a triple jump
moonsault but roadkill telegraphs it! R.K hits Sabu with a TKO 1-2-NO!!! Rk
corners sabu and hits him with a big splash! RK goes outside for a table, but
gets hit with a triple jump dive!! Sabu land light on his head/neck! OUCH!!! The
get back in the ring and RK hits a sidewalk slam on Sabu for a 2 count! Then , hi
hits him with a big Vader splash for a 2 count! Rk sets up that table an puts
Sabu on it. He climbs the turnbuckle but gets hit with a chair by sabu! Sabu
lands a top rope ranna and sabu nails him with a chair and he lands on the table!
RK gets hit with the arabian facebuster through the table! Sabu puts a chair on
RKs back and puts on the Camel clutch! He taps!
Winner-Sabu
Joey and Taz announce the Kurt Angle/ RVD main event
-Commercial
The vampire is shown outside
Dreamer is in the ring. He says he thanks Big Show for the beating last week and
he says " Thank you sir, may I have another'! Well, big show did just that and
came out and beat the crap out of Dreamer! Slamming, punching and headbutting him
before hitting the cobra clutch back breaker!!
Mike Knox and Kelly are backstage. Mike says he like Kelly getting naked, but only
for him. He askshe asks her to go to the ring with him tonight and she says ok.
They walk off. Kelly is hot.
An Angle promo is shown where he says that he is Kurt Angle. Well, duh. He also
says that if he wins tonight, then it will be a fatal 4-way at SNME for the WWE
Title. RVD Vs. Edge Vs. Angle Vs. Cena. He says that everyday since wrestlemainia
has been a failure. and that he has to put on a fake smile when he kisses he wife
and daughter. He seemed to be almost crying through out the entire thing.
Knoxs Music hits and he comes out to the ring with Kelly.
Mike Knox Vs. Danny Doring
They start out and Mike hits Danny with a BIG sky high! 1-2-NO!! He knee drops him
in the back of the head but wait... Kelly is Stripping for an audience memeber!!!
He helps try to unhook her bra but Mike comes out and pushes over the fan!!
Mike gets back in the ring and gets big booted for a 2 count. Then Mike hits his
sick looking finisher for the 3!!
Winner-Mike Knox
Wait..kelly gets on her stage....
-Commercial
Were back and a Test promo airs. They show a replay of Kelly and the fan. Now its
time for Kellys expose with Kelly Kelly. Justin Roberts words, not mine! Ok...shes
dancing...she gets down to her Bra and panties.....nice!! Ok, shes going for the
bra!Mike throws her a towel, but she ignores it! She goes for her panties, but
Mike covers her up and takes her backstage. MAN!!!!!
A fat guy in a bow tie and robe comes down to the ring. He tells us to "run for
our life!" Ok. Taz says he saw him leaving Micheal Coles room last
night...hmmmm. Sandmans theme hits and he does his entrance towords the ring. He
gets to the ring and Sandman starts laughing at him. Then he strips down to a
thong. Sandmans not laughing now! He canes im in the balls and canes him out of
the ring!!
Rvd and Paul E. are backstage. Paul explains the SMNE match to Roband how the
odds arent in his favor. Rob says " Have you seen me lately, ive been smokin'!"
Edge and lita make there way through the crowd. They steal some fans seats and sit
down.
-Commercial
Taz is talking with Edge. Taz says he dosent know why Edge is here, he dosent know
what hi motives are etc. Edge says he asks to hold the mic up (Taz is short, in
case you didnt know) and that Taz better be careful. He can Choke someone out
too!!
Kurt Angle And RVD make their entrances and here we go.....
RVD Vs. Kurt Angle
* I reported this whole show by memory, but I couldnt remember every move in this
match, just most of them*
Ok. they tie up Kurt takes down Rob and starts smacking him in the back of the
head. He locks in a face lock. Van Dam gets loose and they tie up again. Van Dam
puts on a headlock but kurt reverses it into a legsweep! Angle corners RVD but RVD
reverseds it monkey flips Angle! They do some matwork and angle gets RVD in the
corner. rob lands a windmill kick! RVD climbs the corner, but gets shoved off!!
-commercial
were back and angle has RVD in a headlock on the mat. RVD fights out of itand hits
Anglewith a chin breaker. RVD whips angle, Angle reverses it and hits a belly to
belly!!! 1- 2 no!!! Angle nails RVD with a backbreaker for a two!! Angle locks
him in a body scissors pinning comination but only gets a two!!! Angle takes him
down with a quarter nelson. They fight in the corner and rob hits a springboard
side kick!!! Then Kurt Angle hits a big german suplex for a 2 count!! Chinlock by
angle and RVD fights out of it with some forearms. RVD hits the ropes and nails a
big spinning wheel kick. They exchange forearms for a bit and RVD hits a
springboard spin kick and a clothes line!!! They wrestle to the other turnbuckle
and RVD goes fr another kick but Kurt reverses it into a BEAUTIFUL capture
suplex!! Kurt goes for the Angle slam but Rob reverses it into a sunset flip for a
2 count! Kurt hits a big german suplex for a 2-count!! Then, RVD hits a super-kick
for a two count!! Kurt
reverses a top rope spin kick into an ankle lock!! RVD reverses that by kicking him
outside. RVD hits a split legged moonsault for a 2 count! RVD hits an inziguri/
spin kick on Angle!! RVD climbs up and and gets hit with a super belly to belly for
a 2 count!! Kurt goes for an angle slam but Kurt reverses into a ddt!! He goes up
and hits the frog splash for a 3 count!!
winner: RVD
They show Edge leaving, but he comes back and spears RVD and lays him out!!
End show
