Edge and Lita come down to the ring and Edge say "The champ is here". he says there was an incident earlier. He's pissed because he has to face Cena at SS on his home turf. And he has
to face Carlito tonight for his title.
So they took a trip up to Cena's house. He calls for footage. He says Cena's father invited them in. they saw the breakfast nook and all their crap on the walls. They went into what they thought was Cena's room, but there were wrestlking boots in there, so they weren't sure because Cena can't wrestle.
The looked at family photos, and then went down tot he family room. They look at Cena's wall of fame. Cena's father shows up and they argue. Edge dubs in what was said.
Back in the ring Edge says the real conversation was about Edge beating Cena to within an inch of his life at SS.
They go back to the video and it shows Edge bitch slapping Cena's dad to the floor.
Because of what happened Cena went home to put ice on his dad's injuries. Edge then goes through the Edge / Cena history. Now Cena's sitting at home taking care of his dad. At SS Edge is going to beat Cena.
This story will have an happy ending - For Edge.
JR and King are bitching about Edge. JR says Edge has lost his mind because the match against Carlito later tonight is NOT a title defense.
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Edge and Lita are still in the ring. Mickie James comes bouncing out in a tiny white halter top, peach miniskirt and white boots.
They tie up and Lita gets a side headlock on Mickie and then head scissors on Mickie. Lita corners Mickie and kicks her in the gut. Lita flips Mickie out and Mickie lands on her feet. Mickie comes after Mickie with punches. Mickie lands a standing dropkick but Lita slams Mickie to the mat with her hair.
Lita drags mickie to the bottom rope by her hair and chokes her. Lita bitch slaps Mickie who comes back with punches. Lita nails a side russian leg sweep and punches. Lita covers for two. Lita with a knee in Mickie's back pulls her ams back. Mickie gets to her feet, flips over still having her wrists held and kicks Lita in the head. Mickie clotheslines Lita a couple times
and then sits up top. Mickie nails head scissors on Lita for two.
Lita goes for her leg swinging DDT, but Mickie holds the ropes and Lita lands on her back. Mickie covers but Edge interferes to break up the count. Lita covers with the ropes but
Mickie breaks out. Mickie does a backbend cover for two.
Edge distracts the ref and Lita slams Mickie hard to the mat. Lita grabs the belt and slams Mickie in the face with it. The ref turns around to Lita's cover. Lita covers for three.
- Winner& New Women's Champion: Lita
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Foley is outback talking about how upset he's been this past week. Upset with himself. Upest because he's had the upper hand for so long. Then he conceeded to Flair's wishes. At SS he will utterly destroy Flair.
Despite Flair saying Foley is a glorified stuntman, but Foley has only bled 4 times in the WWE. While Flair is a good bleeder. Foley's left Flair in a puddle of his own blood before.
Foley is going to ECW and invited Flair to join him. But tonight he's going to watch his friend Melina stand by Nitro while he beats the hell out of his nemisis - Flair.
Umaga and Estrada come down to the ring. Video of Umaga destroying HBK and then HHH. Alex Sage is in the ring (he's a bit bigger than Zach Gowen and looks a lot like him).
Umaga slams Sage to the mat. Sage is Samoan dropped. Umaga sets the kid up in the corner, dragging him by the face. Umaga nails his butt slam. Estrada breaks his cigar and Umaga uses his Samoan spike before covering the kid for three.
- Winner: Umaga
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Nitro and Melina come down to the ring. Melina is in all black - camisol and miniskirt. Flair comes down to face him.
They tie up and Flair gets backed into a corner. Nitro throws punches. Flair comes back with chops. Nitro tries to kick him but Flair catches his foot and chops some more. Nitro nails a neck breaker and covers for two. Nitro throws a couple punches. and then locks on a headlock.
Flair gets backed into the same corner and gets punched and kicked down. Flair again comes back woth chops. Nitro gets whipped and then runs into a back elbow. Nitro clibs and goes for a corkscrew moonsault, but Flair movers. Flair hits a chop block and Foley rushes the ring. Flair attacks Foley but Melina enters the ring and gives Flair a low blow from behind. Outside
Foley throws Flair into the stairs. Foley picks up the top section and is about to slam them down on Flair's head, but Flair moves.
Foley throws a bunch of punches as the fans chant, 'Foley sucks'. Foley walks up the ramp with Nitro and Melina.
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The Diva hopefulls are in the ring with The Miz. He seems to be able to talk tonight. He announces the girls who are in the ring. Milena is eliminated.
They are all in white shirts and bikini bottoms. They are taking on three Divas in a beat the heat water fight. Candice Michelle comes down to the ring in a pink top layer, white shirt and pink boy short bottoms. Victoria comes out in a white shirt and black bikini bottoms. Torrie comes out in a yellow bikini top and skirt. Chloe is on a leash.
The hopefulls are on one side, the Divas on the other side. They have water balloons, buckets and super soakers. They all attack and run out of steam 1/2 way through. Miz is trying to talk through it - poorly.
Miz gets back in the ring and says the crowd has to be the judge. He asks if the hopefulls won, or the Divas. The Divas win - Big surprise. Candy and Torrie are swimming in the water in the ring. Vic grabs the Miz and they all attack him.
Video of Randy Orton talking about being the Legend Killer. It goes through him attacking Hogan and all the other Legends he's attacked.
King and JR talk about how this is more about Brooke than anything.
Outback HBK and HHH are heading for the ring.
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DX's music hits and they come down to the ring. HHH has a mic but waits for the crowd to quiet down. He asks if they're ready. He repeats it and then he goes into the DX schpeal. HBK
says the past couple weeks have been rough for DX. He got to work on his prison ministry. While sitting in the klink he realized Shane and Vince forget is that DX can do what ever they want.
HHH puts his arm around HBK and say, "Cock-A-Doodly-Doo".
Shane's music hits and he comes out to the stage. Then Vince's music hits and he joins his son. Security is with them.
Shane says DX is known for two things - Sophomoric pronks. But also by being taken out by Vince and Shane. He wants to refresh our memories. Video of the attack on HBK after the Umaga match. Follwed by the attack on HHH after his Umaga match.
Dx is glaring at the McMahons. Vince says after SS they will be partying down, but DX's party is over. "You suck cock" chants from the crowd. DX IS a big name, but the biggest name in
the history of this business is simply McMahon. DX has to ask what resources they have. They only have each other. While the McMahons have everyone in the back room, police officers on the
take, heck even the national Guard. At SS they will bring down the wrath of Satan.
HHH stops Vince from stomping off and leaving them there. HHH reminds them who DX is. HBK & HHH, he goes through all their 'special' names. THEY ARE DX! At SS they will kick their asses. If the McMahons want to bring someone from outback - They don't care. They want to bring someone from the street - They don't care. If they want to bring the 82nd Airborn - They don't care. They will have two words for them - The crowd finishes it for them.
DX chops at the McMahons. Vince and Shane grasp hands and raise their arms in
solidarity.
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Spirit Squad is in the ring. Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes out with Eugene.
Jim and Mikey start off. Mikey gets slammed and Kenny rushes in. Jim slams their heads together. Outside Jim gets slammed into the side of the ring by another member of the squad.
Eugene makes a bunch of noide and the Highlanders come out to help outside. Kenny tags in and Jim is double teamed. Kenny throws punches and tags in Mikey. They double team Jim. Jim gets slammed to the mat. Rory and Robbie cheer him on.
Eugene tags in and takes down Kenny and rock bottoms Mikey. Eugene airplane spins Kenny but gets slammed down. Kenny climbs and the ref yells at them. Jim pushes Kenny off outside who takes down a couple of his team mates.
The ref is distracted and so the Highlanders come in and nail a scots-drop on Mikey. They then pull Eugene to cover Mikey for a three count. Eugene and Hacksaw celebrate in the ring while the Highlanders stomp up the ramp all happy for what they did.
- Winner: Eugene & Hacksaw
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Shane and Vince are outback. Estrada comes up and says he hears they are having a big party on Sunday after SS. He starts to introduce himself. He gets stopped. He offers the services of Umaga at SS. Umaga comes running in screaming.
JR and King run through the matches and music for SS.
Outback Trish and Carlito are walking along together. They talk a bit and then Carlito kisses Trish. They then head for the ring.
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WWE Rewind - Edge saving Trish from being speared by Edge. Later Trish gets speared by Edge and then covered by Lita.
Carlito comes down to the ring with Trish in tow. Edge and Lita come down to the ring to Edge's music. Lita is holding her new belt close. video of Edge bitch slapping Cena's dad.
Carlito throws a kick and a few punches. Edge gets suplexed. Carlito gets his eyes poked and then whipped into a corner. Carlito gets his foot up in Edge's face. Carlito chops Edge and then whips him. Carlito chokes Edge with his foot. Carlito scoop slams Edge and covers for two. Carlito gets flipped over the top rope but lands on his feet on the apron. Carlito climbs and flies but gets caught in midair by a standing dropkick from Edge. Both are down. Carlito covers but Lita puts Edge's foot on the ropes.
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Edge drops an elbow on Carlito. Edge gets a waistlock on Carlito who can't get to the ropes because Edge had a whold of the tights. Carlito gets to his feet. Lita tries to get involved but gets flattened by Trish. Carlito hits a spring board reverse elbow for two. Carlito flips off the second rope to land on his feet and then hits a standing hurricanranna. Edge covers for two.
Edge sets up for the spear but Carlito moves and Edge nails the corner. Edge moves as Carlito rushes him. Edge spears Carlito. Edge gets to his feet but Cena attacks from nowhere.
Edge tries to run away but Cena is ON him. Security finally grabs Cena and Edge gets away through the crowd.
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WWE Slam of The Week - Orton RKOing Hogan on the trunk of his car.
Recap of Cena attacking Edge in the ring.
Orton's music hits and he comes down to the ring. Orty grabs a mic and says he's waited all night for Hogan to show up and face him like a man. Orty asks where's he's at. One word
describes Hogan's decision to not show up tonight - Smart. If he did then he would get his ass kicked as all the other Legends have been.
Video of Orton being the Legend Killer and who he's taken out. In the ring Orty looks proud of himself.
He tells Hogan he's the inspiration that mande Orty want to be the Legend Kiler. When Hogan was big, Orty would watch ass all the people chanted Hogan's name - Orty just didn't get
it. He told himself then that he'd be the man to take down Hogan. The man who would kill Hulkamania. This Sunday he kills the biggest legend there ever was. All it's going to take is one RKO.
Hogan's music hits and Orty looks shocked. The same Fake Hogan comes down to the ring. Fake Hogan takes a mic and asks Orty if he thinks he can kill Hulkamania - He's right. It's not
because he's the Legend Killer. It's because he has the bad knee from the couch incident. He's tired. He a junior senoir citizen.
Hogan's music cuts in and Orty looks shocked. Hogan comes out to the stage. The crowd goes wild. Orty is in the ring looking like he's ready for a fight. Hogan limps (mpt very obviously) to the ring. Orty attacks as soon as Hogan enters. Hogan gets ho his feet and then boots him in the face. Orty rolls from the ring. Hogan yells out to him to reenter the ring.
Fake Hogan is behind Hogan and hits him. Hogan turns around and points at Fake Hogan. Hogan throws him into the ropes and goes for a boot tot he face, but Fake Hogan is in the wrong
spot and Hogan can't get his foot high enough. Hogan slams Fake Hogan and then drops a leg. Hogan gets Fake Hogan to his feet and tosses him from the ring. Orty is still on the stage.
Hogan takes a mic and tells Orton, "NOW!" When Orton comes out and insults his family in front of all the Hulkamaniacs, Hogan's pissed. This Sinday Hogan's going to take him apart. He's glad he inspired Orty, but Hogan is one legend he won't kill. There's one question Orty needs to ask this Sunday, "What ya gonna do?..."
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