Report by: Kendra, rajah.com reporter
RAW Report
8/28/06
Atlantic City
This week's RAW starts with video recap of everything
DX did to Vince; his plane, his building, his limo.
Shane's music hits and he comes down to the ring
seemingly by himself. Shane is not dancing, looks
very stoic. He takes a mic and tells Hunter and Shawn
that they've hit a new low by what they did to Vince's
jet, building and limo. He says they've gone too far.
They
endangered his faher, they endangered Vince and
Shane's lives.
They more than ripped out a part of the limo, they
ripped out a part of his heart. Vince spent his 61st
birthday party this past week, sitting on the couch
mumbling, "DX, DX, DX."
He told his father to stay at the hotel tonight and
relax, so Shane's in charge tonight. So, tonight DX
will be facing... Well, that's on a need to know
basis. DX doesn't need to know and neither do we.
They will also find out what will happen to DX in
three weeks at Unforgiven. He likes the name
Unforgiven as it's how he feels about DX. He will
never forgive them.
Edge's music hits and he comes out to the ring with
Lita. Edge is pissed. He wants Shane to see what
Cena did to him last week. Video of Cena attacking
Edge during the Jeff Hardy match and throwing Edge
into the bay.
Edge says he's the WWE Champion. You don't put your
hands on the Champion and throw him into the cesspool
that is the New York Sound. He wants Cena fired. He
wants Cena out of his life!
Cena's music hits and he comes out to what sounds
like big pop (but it's hard to tell on TV). Cena
calls Edge 'Skeletor' and says he doesn't want Cena to
leave now! Before Edge always comes out looking good
at the end of the night, but not last week. If Cena
leaves now the only thing the fans will remember is
Cena throwing Edge's ass in the New York Sound.
That's Cena's happy ending. And we're not talking
about the happy ending that Lita gave him after the
show, because she gives them to everyone. Cena tells
Shane that he should pull out $10, and then points at
Lita. He tells shane it will get him dancing again.
Cena then does the Shane-O-Mac dance. Shane has to
cover his mouth to hide his giggle. Lita is stomping
around screaming and
flailing her arms.
Cena then pulls out and opens up a bundle of papers.
He says it's a three year contract from Teddy Long at
Smackdown. All Cena wants is one last match. If Edge
wins Cena will sign on the dotted line and Cena will
be out of his life. Cena shows it to Shane who says
it's Long's signature.
Edge takes it and looks at it. He says he'll do it
with two conditions. First of all it won't be tonight
in this dump. 'Boos' from the crowd. Edge also says
what type of match it will be. Deal?
Cena says Deal. Cena drops the mic and starts
climbing out of the ring. Shane stops him and tells
him he can't just interupt the WWE Champion like that.
It's all about respect. So Cena has a match right
now. Cena rips off his shirt and glares at Edge.
Shane calls out Cena's apponent and the three of them
leave Cena alone in the ring.
The Masterpiece's music hits and he comes out. He
does his usual poses, but looks better - Much more
realistic. He's not anywhere near as big as he was,
but he actually looks really good for once. He's now
sporting a goatie.
- Commercial
Cena suplexes Chris to the mat. He then kicks Chris
in the gut and suplexes his again. Cena covers for
two. Chris pokes Cena in the eyes and mounts an
offense. On the apron Chris drops an elbow. Then
back in the ring he drops a double axe handle on
Cena's head. Chris starts throwing punches. Cena
comes back with punches of his own. Chris power slams
Cena and covers for two. Chris then applies a camel
clutch on Cena in the middle of the ring. Cena gets
to his feet and out of the hold. Cena hits a shoulder
block and then the 5 knuckle shuffle. Cena goes for
the FU but Chris manages to reverse it into a DDT.
Chris goes for the masterlock. He gets one arm pulled
up and Cena fights out of the possible hold. Cena
gets Chris down and applies the STFU. Chris is about
to tap when Edge rushes down the ramp with chairs in
hand.
Edge nails Cena with a chair in the center of the
back. Cena lets go of Chris and the ref calls for the
bell.
- Winner: Cena via DQ
Edge then nails Cena in the back again with the
chair. Edge then leaves the ring and looks under it.
Edge pulls out a ladder and slides it in the ring.
Edge climbs in and nails Cena in the head with the
ladder. Edge acts like he's going to leave but the
returns to the ring with a table. He looks crazed at
this point. He sets the table up in the corner and
throws Cena into it shoulder first. Cena crashes
through and is left in a pile on the mat.
Edge tells Cena that there's good news - He's decided
the match will take place at Unforgiven, in his
hometown, Toronto, Canada. The match is one Cena
never been in and one Edge has never lost - TLC! Edge
drops the mic and holds the belt high over his head
while Cena still lays in the pile of broken table.
- Commercial
Video replay of what Edge did to Cena.
Outback Vis, Haas, Murdoch and Cade are all arguing
with Shane. They all want to face DX for him. Shane
tells them that it's been taken care of. They all
file out unhappy.
Shane calls his father. Vince says it was a great
idea for him to stay at the hotel and relax. He's
waiting for a big steak to show up. He's eating
shrimp cocktail. He jokes with Shane about who will
be facing DX tonight. There's a knock on the door.
Shane asks who it is, Vince says it's room service.
They keep talking until they hear a rooster in the
background.
Shane asks what's going on. Vince turns around and
sees a big draped box of some sort. Shane is yelling
for his father. Vince asks if DX is at the arena, if
they'd been there all night. Shane doesn't answer
that and starts yelling more for his father who
doesn't answer. Vince swallows hard and then pulls
the sheet from the clucking box. It's two cages, side
by side, with two roosters in them. Vince sinks to
his knees with a look of horror on his face while
Shane yells for him through the phone.
Carlito and Trish are walking outback. They are
talking about going to the casinos later. He backs
her up against some wooden lockers and says he has a
question for her. He asks when she was going to tell
him. He says he got a WWE mobile alert put out by
Lita that Trish is retiring after Unforgiven.
Trish says she was going to make a big announcement
and it was something she'd been thinking about for a
long time. She says she shouldn't be shocked that
Lita would do something like this after what a busy
body she is.
Carlito says that if this is going to be goodbye...
He then starts kissing her. They are kissing and
suddenly Carlito is attacked from behind by Orton.
Carlito is slammed into Trish who falls to the floor.
Orton then keeps attacking Carlito as Trish sits on
the floor and tries to figure out what's going on.
- Commercial
Video of Kane facing Nitro last week. The Umaga
rushes the ring and attacks Kane with two Samoan
spikes.
JR and King talk about Trish leaving.
Lillian is in the ring and announces the Diva Back To
School Paddle On A Pole Match. Torrie comes out in a
tiny red plaid top and matching plaid pleated
miniskirt. Candice comes out in a wife beater with
red and black bra poking out and a tiny, tiny black
miniskirt.
Candice points at Torrie and starts dancing in the
center of the ring. The bell rings and Torrie rushes
past Candy for the paddle. They keep pulling each
other down and then climbing for it. Torrie at one
point reaches up and does something to Candy's crotch
that actually looked like it kind of hurt. Candy
climbs and Torrie gets under her, gets her on her
shoulders, but Candy hangs down over the ropes
backward and chokes Torrie. They are both climbing,
Candy from
the apron. They start exchanging chops. Torrie gets
dropped to the mat and Candy stands on the first rope,
facing the ring and rips off her shirt.
Torrie grabs Candy in power bomb position and drops
her shoulders on the top turn buckle. Torrie then
takes off her skirt showing matching plaid skivvies
with black lace. Torrie backs up to give Candy a
stink face but Candy fights back by biting Torrie's
bum.
Candy climbs up and gets the paddle. Torrie,
resigned to getting paddled gets down on all fours in
the center of the ring. Candy hands her the paddle
and pulls up the back of her skirt which she shows
Torrie and then the audience. The back of her black
panties say, "Spank Me" in white. Candy gets up on
the ropes
and straddles the top rope for Torrie to paddle her.
She climbs down and takes the paddle from Torrie.
Candy licks the paddle and nails Torie with the side
she didn't lick.
They then leave the ring together.
- Winner: Candice
- Commercial
This Week In Wrestling History - 1992 - SummerSlam -
British Bulldog challendges Bret Hart for the IC
Title. The family is torn, the wives hugging each
other. Bulldog looks like he's about to win but Bret
got his second win. The Bulldog kept fighting back.
Bret goes for a sunset flip that is reversed. Bret is
covered for three. Bulldog expends his hand but Bret
hugs him.
Orton's music hits and he comes down for the Number
One Contender Match for the IC Title. Jeff Hardy
comes out to face him.
Orty knees Jeff in the gut and then backs him into a
corner throwing punches. He then stomps Jeff down.
Jeff then takes Orty down with a forearm. He sets
Orty sitting on the floor in the corner. He jumps up
and lands both feet in Orty's chest. Jeff set him
against the ropes and then clotheslines him from the
ring. Just as Orty get to his feet Jeff flies out and
takes him down.
- Commercial
Orty has Jeff on the mat in a headlock. Jeff works
his way to his feet and throws elbows. Jeff goes to
kick Orty who catches his foot. Jeff jumps and spins
in mid air and kicks Orty in the gut. Orty gets
kicked fromt he ring. Jeff flies out between the
ropes and nails Orty int he back, both are hurting.
Back in the ring Orty covers for two. Orty hits a
snap mare. Orty locks a chimlock on but Jeff reverses
into a back suplex. Jeff clotheslines Orty a couple
time. Orty goes for a dropkick but Jeff holds the
rops and Orty hits the mat. Jeff climbs and nails a
dropkick from up top. Jeff covers for two.
Orty pokes Jeff in the eye and covers for two. Orty
set up for a powerbomb but Jeff reverses it into a
hurricanrana. Jeff runs into a corner and flies in a
crossbody but runs into a dropkick. Jeff climbs but
Orty rolls from the ring. The ref keeps Jeff in the
ring, but Carlito rushes down and scares Orty into the
ring. Carlito spits his apple in Orty's face. Jeff
hits a twist of fate and climbs. Jeff nails his
swanton bomb and covers Orty for three.
Carlito backs up the ramp grinning while Orty glares
at him.
- Winner: Jeff Hardy
Dx is in the locker room. HBK holds up a shirt that
says Vince loves - and then has a picture of a
rooster. They are discussing the shirt when a bunch
of cops enter. Shane comes in and says that the
antics have to stop. His father is going to crack
HHH says The chickens were from the heart. He says
that since Vince is so stressed out he might like to
'choke the chicken'. He then says that this is the
man, the man who's 61 year old and pulls down his
pants and makes other men kiss it. The man who dates
women 1/3 his age. The man who faced his daughter in
an I quit match just days before she married a guy
with the
hugest... Shane is nodding through all this.
HBK cuts HHH off. HBK says all of Vince's antics
can be seen on his new DVD (he holds it up and shows
it off doing a promo for it) which can be bought now
on WWE.com.
HHH says if Shane's not down with that they have two
words for him. Both of DX hold their hands to their
ears to hear the crowd yell, "suck it".
- Commercial
JR and King talk about Cena's new movie. They then
show video from the movie and Cena talking about the
movie.
The Highlanders are at the announce table. King and
JR have a bit of fun with Robbie and Rory. Hacksaw
and Eugene come down to the ring for a Tag Title shot.
King keeps asking Robbie who he is to get him to say,
"I'm Robbie!" The Spirit Squad come down to the ring.
Mikey and Kenny are the two SQ members defending the
title.
Eugene and Mikey start. Eugene gets tossed down but
then headbutts Mikey. He then sends Mikey out of the
ring. Mikey lands on the announce table and the
Highlanders get into it with the SQ. The ref throws
the rest of the SQ out. The ref then talks to the
Highlanders, pointing his finger in their faces. Rory
pushes the ref's finger out of his face and they get
ejected.
Somehow Mitch didn't get tossed from the ringside
area. He's still wandering around out there.
Eugene gets scoop slammed.
Kenny tags in and attacks Eugene. Mikey then tags
back in. Mikey covers for two. Eugene fights to get
to his corner but Mikey nails Hacksaw to the floor.
Mikey throws punches at Eugene and Kenny exposes a
turnbuckle on the other side. Eugene stops before
hitting it with his head and nails a back elbow.
Hacksaw gets tagged in and takes down both Kenny and
Mikey over and over. Finally Hacksaw gets tossed into
the corner chest first. Hacksaw gets rolled up for
three.
- Winner: Spirit Squad
Umaga's music hits and he comes own to the ring with
Estrada. SQ sees them coming and high tail it through
the crowd.
Eugene tries to protect Hacksaw. Umaga slams him
face first to the mat. Umaga stands Hacksaw up in the
corner and nails the Samoan spike. He then butt slams
Eugene. Estrada beaks a cigar and Eugene gets a
Samoan spike.
Estrada takes a mic and says that Kane interfered
with Umaga at SS, that's why he's been taken out. He
then announces Umaga as the undefeated Samoan
Submission Machine.
- Commercial
Video from last week when Foley had to kiss Vince's
ass after Melina's job is threatened. Foley says no
one is worth it, but her. He does it for her
friendship and then she low blows him. She fires
Foley and then leaves with Vince and Shane.
Melina and Nitro come down to the ring. Melina is in
a black loooow cut halter and light blue minishirt.
Her hair is in low pigtails, but the top/front is all
poofed up with a piece of blonde across her forhead,
it looks goofy. They are there for a 'press
conference'.
Nitro says they called the press conference for the
people who have been hounding Melina since she fired
Foley. Nitro says - What did we expect her to do.
Look at him. He's Nitro, the IC Champion. He's
everything we, and Foley are not. Admit it, we all
wish we could be Nitro for just one night. He goes
home, gets freaky with Melina and cuddles his IC
Title.
That kills Foley because try and try he could never
do what Nitro does every night. Fantasizing and
dreaming is as close as Foley will get to this - He
kisses Melina. The last person she would be friends
with is a quitter, like Foley.
Melina says he's not just a quitter. He's an ass
kisser, who kissed Vinces ass, the fans ass and
Melina's ass. He's a disgusting creep who got to
middle age and fell for her.
Foley can step in line because every man in this
arena and every man around the world falls for her.
She would never take a man like Foley seriously. Just
for the record she never let Foley touch her. He saw
a picture of him and developed a crush on her.
He drives a minivan. You want to hear something?
She would never associate with common people like
Foley. A smelly, disgusting mupet like Foley.
Nitro tells Foley to sit and watch, write his little
blog while he watches Nitro do things he never could
do. He then tells the fans to show a little respect
as they are yelling at them quite negatively. Nitro
says he and Melina are the hottest things on RAW. He
also the future of this business. 'No further
question!" and then they leave the ring.
JR and King talks about how Angle was released.
WWE.com has reactions from other wrestlers about it.
{This is why I hate it when my internet is broken!!!
Grrrrrrr! I knew nothing about this! That's also why
my report was late this week - I apologize for that.}
- Commercial
Slam Of The Week - Mickie James losing her title to
Lita.
JR and King are back on WWE.com talking about Lita
breaking the news that Trish was leaving. Video of
Carlito saying goodbye to Trish, and then they get
attacked by Orton.
Lita's music hits and she comes down wearing her new
title belt and a Rated "R" t-shirt cut up to show off
her tatas. Mickie comes out in a white mini and pink
tank.
Mickie goes up to Lita but the ref backs her off.
Mickie then rushes Lita and pushes her. Lita pushes
Mickie from the ring. Mickie hits the announce table.
Lita comes out and slams Mickie's head into the
apron. Back in the ring Lita covers for two. Mickie
gets backed into a corner and beaten down.
Lita mocks Mickie and pushes her face to the mat.
Mickie fights back with punches and a seguri. Lita
gets slammed backward to the mat and then a DDT from
Mickie. Lita gets tossed across the ring. Mickie
then throws a bunch of punches. Mickie nails a
northern lights suplex and a brige cover for two.
Lita leaves the ring and grabs the belt. The ref
takes it away. When the ref's back is turned Mickie
rolls Lita up for more than 5. When the ref turns
around Lita kicks out. Mickie gets backed into a
corner and goes for a hurricanrana but can't get the
leverage. Lita pulls her off the corner and drops her
down into a cover close to the corner. Lita holds the
ropes above the ref's head to get the three count.
- Winner: Lita
- Commercial
Video from Cena's match with Masters when Edge
attacked him. Edge then announces the TLC Match.
DX's music hits and they comes down to huge pop.
They grab mics and do their usual DX in ring talking
bit, adding bits about Vince being in a posh hotel
room down the road feverishly choking the chicken...
JR asks if Vince likes BBQ chicken.
Shane's music hits and he comes out. He tells them
to cut the music. He tells DX to remember who they
saw at SS... Regal, Finlay and Kennedy come down to
the ring.
- Commercial {3rd set during or at the start of a
match tonight!}
Fit holds HBK while Regal kicks him. Regal gets an
armlock on HBK. He then grasps his chin in the hold.
HBK gets free but Fit holds HBK's ankle. Fit pulls
HBK from the ring and clotheslines him. The
leprechaun comes out and attacks HBK before returning
under the ring. Fit makes a wish with HBK's legs and
then sends him back in the ring. Back in the ring
Regal covers but HHH breaks it up.
Fit tags in and drops his bum on HBK for two. Fit
then digs his fingers into HBK's shoulders, HBK throws
elbows but is slammed to the mat.
Regal tags in and covers for two. Fit tags in and
whips HBK. HBK moves and Fit nails the ring post with
his shoulder. Fit gets up enough to hold HBK's ankle.
HBK gets away and HHH tags in.
HHH fights all three heels. Kennedy gets tossed out.
Fit gets a spinebuster. Regal is about to get
pedigreed but Kennedy clotheslines HHH. Kennedy
climbs but HHH moves. Regal grabs a chair and aims at
HHH. HHH moves and Fit gets nailed. Regal gets
pedigreed for three.
Winner: DX
Shane calls for the music to stop. He then says that
he has two words for DX... Big Show.
Big Show's music hits and he comes down to the ring.
HHH and HBK both start beating on Show as soon as he
enters the ring. He gets his hand around each of
their necks but they both kick Show in the gut and he
lets go. Kennedy enters and attacks HBK. Fit nails
HHH in the lower back with the sheleighly. Fit then
pulls HBK into the ring hitting him in the chest with
the sheleighly.
Show nails a camel clutch neckbreaker on HBK.
Vince's music hits and he stalks past Shane (none of
his normal 'Vince strut' tonight) and down to the ring
with a lead pipe in his hand. Show leaves the ring
and Vince nails HHH in the head with the pipe. Vince
then stands behind a kneeling HHH and alternately
chokes HHH with the pipe and hits him in the head with
it. HHH is busted wide open. Vince then rips a
camera out of the hands of a camera man. Vince nails
HBK in the head with the camera. HBK is busted open.
Shane hits HHH in the head with the pipe as Vince
removes his tie. Using the tie and the pipe Shane and
Vince choke HHH.
Vince grabs a mic he asks if they thinks it's over?
It's not over until he says it's over. They will be
facing Vince and Shane again. This time Big Show will
be with them. This time it will be Hell In A Cell!
Vince nails HHH one more time with the pipe. Shane
and Vince hold their hands up high in celebration.
Biggest pop
DX
Divas
Cena
Biggest heat
Vince & Shane
Edge & Lita
Big Show
Orton
