RAW starts with a video recap of Edge telling Shane he wants Cena out of his life. Cena comes out with a Smackdown contract after one last title defense. Edge agrees as long as he can pick when, where and how the match happens. Cena agrees. Shane then says Cena has a match right now. Masterpiece comes out {looking much more realistic} to face Cena. Just before Masters taps out Edge attacks Cena and announces that it will be a TLC match in Toronto.
Edge is in the ring with a table, ladder and a chair. He climbs the ladder and shows off his belt. He sits up top and tells the crowd that the 'John Cena gets out of his life countdown' is on. It's only two weeks until their match. The Cena will be going to the CW network. CW stands for what Cena does - Can't Win.
The match will be taking place in Toronto. Cena can't win because Edge never looses this match - TLC. Cena's never been in a TLC match. It's not good for what Cena does - Gets in the ring and throws his arms like a retarded gorilla.
He says he knows he's been talking over the crowd's heads this whole time, so he will dumb it down for us. He says to feast our eyes on this.
A video showing how Edge is fearless, relentless, Canadian. How he's the master of the TLC match. Edge will remain Champion and Cena will remain... Unforgiven.
Edge says Cena's out of his element. He should be ready to fight men in dresses and Cole can resume his man crush on Cena be cause he'll be out of Edge's life. "Oh, you son of a..."
Cena rolls in the ring. Edge jumps down and Cena catches him midair. Cena FU's Edge trough the table then knocks the ladder down on top of Edge. For the final exclamation point the chair gets tossed on top.
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Recap of Edge talking big and Cena FUing him through the table. During the commercial Edge had to be helped up the ramp by refs.
Outback Jeff Hardy is painting a wall white with a roller.
Maria walks up and asks what he's doing.
He says he's watching Melina and Nitro's press conference from last week.
Maria says it looks like he's watching paint dry.
Jeff says 'Exactly'. He hands the paint roller to Maria and walks off leaving her looking confused.
Jeff Hardy's music hits and he goes down to the ring. The Nitro and Melina come down to the ring. Melina is in a red tank and a tiny black and camo mini. She does her normal ring entrance while Jeff watches and waits.
Nitro holds the belt up to Jeff and yells at him. Nitro nails a standing dropkick for a quick two. Jeff rolls Nitro up for two and then an inside cradle for two. Jeff back slides Nitro for two. Nitro gets ahold of Jeff leg. Jeff mule kicks Nitro from the ring. He's outside with Melina yelling in at Jeff.
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Nitro has a face lock on Jeff. Jeff is trying to get to the ropes. Jeff gets to his feet and fights out. Jeff telegraphs and gets kicked. Nitro then uses Jeff hair for a back breaker for a two count. 'Nitro Sucks' chants from the crowd. Nitro works on Jeff's lower back. Nirto nails a back suplex for two. Nitro pulls Jeff's arms back with his knee in Jeff's back. Jeff gets to his feet but gets hit in the back. Nitro lays Jeff out and tries to do a spinning handstand legdrop {very pretty looking} but Jeff moves. Nitro hangs Jeff up on the ropes and then covers but Jeff gets his foot on the ropes to break it.
Nitro keeps working on Jeff's lower back - The crowd's behind Jeff. Nitro hits two back breakers followed by a Russian leg sweep for two. Nitro bear hugs Jeff from behind. Jeff elbows Nitro in the face but gets his back slammed into a corner. Jeff gets set up sitting up top. Nitro tries to superplex Jeff, but Jeff jumps to land on his feet. Jeff nails the electric chair and they are both down for almost a ten count.
Jeff nails a forearm and then a clothesline. Jeff nails a Russian leg sweep and covers for two. Nitro in a corner gets his foot up in Jeff's face. Nitro runs the ropes and holds on so Jeff lands on his back rather than nailing his dropkick. Nitro his a standing moonsault for two. Jeff climbs and flies for two.
Jeff climbs but Melina gets on the apron and distracts Jeff. Nitro falls into the ropes dropping Jeff to the mat. Jeff nails a twist of fate and covers. Melina rushes the ring and grabs the ref before he can hit the mat the third time. The ref calls for the DQ. Jeff grabs at Melina's ankle, but she gets away from him.
Jeff climbs and nails a swanton on Nitro before he can escape the ring.
- Winner: Nitro via DQ
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24/7 - 1995 - The first edition of Nitro! Turner's first televised WCW show going against RAW. Lots of big names were there - Flair, Sting, Hogan, Luger and more. It brought about 6 years of Monday Night Wars.
Trish is outback and Lita walks up to her. Lita says Trish is off for her big announcement. Trish starts joking with Lita about calling her out. Trish says she wants one last match for the Woman's Title. Lita thinks it would be great to beat Trish in her hometown on Trish's last night.
Trish tells Lita to bring her boyfriend, bring the title and bring all she's got. As a good friend of her's says - Just bring it bitch. Lita bitch slaps Trish.
Trish takes Lita down and starts beating on Lita.
Next thing that happens is Carlito is there and he's fighting with Orton. Their fighting is much worse than the girls. The refs leave the Divas and try to break up the guys.
Out at the announce table King asks what happens if Trish wins the Woman's Title in her last match. JR and King then go on to talk about Cena's movie. Video from the movie and the actors talking about the movie.
Lita is outback screaming at Coach. Coach says Vince is too busy to see her.
Shane comes out and says there will be a tag match between Carlito and Trish against Lita and Orton.
Lita says she can't just be matched up with any boy from the locker room. She needs to be with her boyfriend after what Cena did to him earlier.
Shane says that it's now a six man tag match. Lita, Orton and Edge against Trish, Carlito and, say, well, Cena.
Lita seems mollified and walks off.
Coach then sucks up to Shane saying that he's obviously learned sooooo much from his father over the years.
Shane just kind of looks down on Coach.
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The Masterpiece is in the ring. He has a mic. He says that since his comeback was interupted last week he's come out to issue and open challenege. No one back there can beat the Masterpiece. Strange music hits and Supercrazy comes out! {I love watching Supercrazy wrestle!}
They lock up and Crazy gets slammed to the mat. They lock up and again Crazy hits the mat. Masters scoop slams Crazy and then backs him in a corner. Crazy comes out of a corner with a dropkick, but then runs into a big boot. Crazy gets tossed shoulder first into a ring post. Carzy regroups outside and rolls back in to get covered for two.
Masters gets an armlock on Crazy who fights out. Crazy gets slammed to the mat. Masters drops a knee. Crazy kicks Masters in the face and then out of the ring. Crazy flies over the top onto Masters. Crazy climbs and nails a sunset flip on Masters for two. Crazy tries for a flying crossbody but Masters ducks. Masters goes for a Masterlock but Crazy wiggles out before it's locked on. Crazy gets slammed.
Crazy hits a low dropkick on Master's leg and climbs. Crazy flies and covers Master for three!
- Winner: Supercrazy
Maria is outback facing at the white wall, still holding the paint roller. She has her eyes closed and seems to be sniffing the paint.
Video of what the McMahons did to DX last week. All the Smackdown wrestlers beating on them, then Big Show, then Vince with the pipe.
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Vince's music hits and he comes out with his son. Vince is strutting this week. Shane is smiling and slapping his father on his back. There's a lot of big security around the ring.
Big Show's music hits and he comes down to join them. Show shakes Shanes hand and then gets hugged by VInce. Shane grabs a mic and tells DX that their sophomoric pranks would not be tolerated. He hasn't had that much fun in years. DX was left bloody and battered, grovelling at their feet. That's just a bit of what will happen at Unfogiven. They also have a date with Show tomorrow night on ECW.
Show takes the mic and says DX payed the price for what they did to the McMahons. Tomorrow Show will be facing DX in a handicap match. Bit HHH and HBK will be the ones who will be handicapped when the match is over. They will find out what Big Show and the McMahons can do together. He gives the mic to Vinces.
Vince asks what's wrong? The crowd isn't laughing tonight. They aren't laughing at the McMahons like they normally do. They laughed when they painted Vince's jet. They laughed when they defaced his building. They laughed when they pulled the end out of their limo.
There's a saying that says 'he who laughs last, laughs loudest'. The McMahons are laughing now after what they did to DX last week. Then they will really be laughing after Unforgiven. The are teaming up with Big Show. What chance will DX have? No chance in Hell.
DX's music hits and they come out bandaged. HBK has a chair and HHH has a sledge. They just stand on the stage glaring.
Vince and Shane stand behind Show laughing.
HHH says it's been a long time since someone has made them taste their own blood. For that Vince, they have two words for him... Thank you. Thank you for reminding them just who the hell they are.
DX stomps down to the ring. One of the big security guys stops them and tries to talk them down. They look like they're about to leave then HBK nails the fat, bald security guard in the head with the chair. Show and the McMahons quickly leave the ring while DX and security rush the ring. DX takes apart all of the security guards with fists, feet, chair and sledge.
While HHH and HBK stare up at the stage two security guards get to their feet. One gets sweet chin music, the other pedigreed.
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WWE Slam of The Week - Eugene and Hacksaw against Spirit Squad last week.
The Highlanders music hits and they come down to the ring. It's a triple threat tag team match for a chance to face SQ for the title at Unforgiven. Cad and Murdoch come down. The last team is Vis and Haas. Maria is outback, she puts her finger against the wall to see if the paint is dry. SQ's music hits and they come out.
Haas and Murdoch both attack Robbie and then go after Rory together. Cade covers Rory and Haas breaks it up. They then fight. They exchange punches and Haas takes down Cade. Murdoch tags in and goes after Haas and Rory. SQ watches from outside. Vis enters and drops Murdoch. Vis then chops Rory a couple times. Vis throws Rory across the ring and then slaps his chest. Haas hits a drop toe hold on Rory and then Vis slams down onto him. The cover is broken by Cade.
Cade and Murdoch slam heads and end up face to face in a corner. Vis slams into them. Rory tags in Robbie. Robbie nails a sunset flip on Cade(?) and covers for three before Haas can break it up.
- Winners: The Highlanders
Smackdown Rebound - The feud between Batista and King Booker. Batista, with a spinebuster, puts King Booker through a table at the contract signing.
Carlito is outback. Trish comes up and asks if he's ready to do this, if he's alright.
Carlito says he's ready, but not alright. That Orton is always talking about being third generation and Carlito's nothing. Orton keeps disrespecting people, Carlito's king of disrespecting people! Carlito rattles on and on, being really kind of funny and a little cute (you can't take him seriously with that hair). Trish nods and smailes at him, looking like she actually finds him attractive {yes, I know she's leaving to marry her long time boyfriend - I'm just saying her acting is good).
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Maria is in the ring doing 'Kiss Cam' male/female couples keep kissing.
Flair's music hits and he comes out dressed in a beautifully cut suit without tie. Maria smiles up at him while he comes down the ramp. She stands there in her red and white tank and tiny white mini waiting for him. She hands him the mic and stands next to him. He says it great to be back in Atlanta. The only thing that would make it better would be kiss from Maria on the lips for the Nature Boy.
They lock lips - DAMN! She blushes and giggle, he does a prat fall.
He says even though at SS he made Foley say 'I Quit', what happened a few weeks ago with Foley was...
Estrada interupts Flair. He says no one wants to hear what Flair has to say. He says Flair always say 'to be the man you need to beat the man'. Well, since his monster has already beaten him, he wants Flair to declare Umaga as 'The Man'. He wants him to pass the torch. Estrada says to say it right now!
NO! No can do.
Estarada calls Flair a "loony toons, crazy old man". He tells him to prepare to be the next victim of Umaga.
Umaga comes down to the ring, Flair takes his jacket off and waits.
Kane's music and fire hits. Umaga doesn't go after Flair, he waits for Kane. Flair leaves the ring.
Kane stomps down to the ring. Kane throws a bunch of right hands. Estrada tries to attack Kane from behind. Kane goes for a chokeslam on Estrada but has to elbow Umaga in the face. Estrada rolls from the ring to get to Umaga who was knocked from the ring. Kane calls for his fire from the corners which stops Umaga from entering the ring.
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Promo for CrymeTyme who will be coming to RAW.
Teddy Long is up in a Sky Box.
Maria is back to watching the white wall.
JR and King go through the matches for Unforgiven. Kane against Umaga has been added, as has been Jeff Hardy against Nitro for the IC Title. Also Trish against Lita for the Woman's Title.
Outback Shane and Show are talking about the match at ECW tomorrow night.
Vince asks how confident Show is to beat DX tomorrow.
Show tells him to look in his eyes - He's more than prepared. He says ECW's extreme atomasphere is where he thrives.
Vince says he's never headlined a match at MGS - The house his grandfather and father built. Next week it will be Vince against HHH in the main event at MSG.
Edge's music hits and he comes out with Lita. Edge's ribs are wrapped up. Video of how Cena attacked Edge earlier this evening. Lita is all worried about Edge and the pain he's in. Orton's music hits and he comes out to join them.
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Orton, Lita and Edge stand in the ring talking. Carlito's music hits and he comes out. Trish is next wearing black pants and a silver sequined halter that has one or two buttons holding the front closed. Cena follows them last. Cena slides in the ring and the three heels quickly roll from the ring. Long is watching Cena intently.
Cena and Orton start. Orty beats Cena down and into a corner. Cena shoulder blocks Orty and covers for two. Cena clotheslines Orty for two. Carlito tags in and exchanges blows with Orty. Carlito nails a back elbow but gets a thumb to his eye.
Edge tags in and gets dropkicked by Carlito. Cena blind tags in and Edge runs away and tags Lita.
Cena walks over to tag Trish. Trish throws punches and chokes Lita in a corner. Lita nails a clothesline. Trish rolls up Lita for two.
Trish goes over and bitch slaps Orty. Orty rushes the ring and Trish back peddles. Cena and Carlito run in on either side of Trish. The three of them head to the heels' corner together. All three of the heels scatter to the floor.
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Lita slams Trish to the mat by her hair. Lita gets a headlock on Trish. Trish fights out and nails a neckbreaker on Lita. Both are down. Carlito and Orty are tagged in . Carlito nails a running knee lift and a clothesline. carlito nails a springboard reverse elbow. Carlito throws punches in a corner at Orty. Edge distracts Carlito and Orty tosses him from the ring. Edge and Lita attack him outside.
Back in the ring Orty covers Carlito for two. Edge tags in. Orty attacks Carlito from outside. Edge nails a standing dropkick. Carlito gets his head bounced of the top turnbuckle and then speared in a corner.
Orty tags in and kicks Carlito's ribs. Orty stomps Carlito's ribs and then drives his toes into his sternum. Orty goes outside and uppercuts Carlito as his chin hangs over the side of the ring. Cena wants in and distracts the ref for Lita to attack Carlito from outside. Carlito gets to his feet and fights back with chops to Edge. Edge kicks Carlito in the face and then clotheslines him for two. Orty tags in and then Lita tags in and stomps Carlito's ribs.
Carlito starts getting energy and Lita quickly tags in Orty. Orty applies and abdominal stretch. Orty hold the ropes for leverage. The ref finally sees it and breaks the hold. Edge tags in and applies a necklock on Carlito. Carlito fights to his feet but Orty tags in. Orty takes over the hold. Carlito fights out. Carlito nails a jumping insiguri. Both are down. Cena's in the ring and then tossed out.
Trish and Lita are in and fighting. Edge is about to attack Trish when Cena enters. Cena and Carlito take the Orton and Edge down. All the guys are outside. Trish nails a handstand headscissors on Lita who is sitting up top. Trish is setting Lita up for a move band Edge is setting Trish up for a spear. Carlito rushes in and attacks Edge to save Trish. They rolls from the ring fighting.
The ref is yelling at them and Orty enters the ring and nails Trish with an RKO. Orty stays behind the ref and does Cena's hand wave in front of his face while hiding. He leaves the ring while Lita covers Trish for three.
The heels quickly leave the area. Carlito rushes to Trish's side. Cena gets in the ring and screams up at Edge Lita and Orton as they back up the ramp.
- Winner: Lita, Orton & Edge
Biggest pop
DX
Flair
Cena
Kane
Biggest heat
McMahons
Edge & Lita
Orton
