The show this week starts with Cena’s music and he comes out with Kane, Lashley, RVD and Sabu. Video from Cena’s match last week with Umaga when Show attacked him.
Cena grabbed a mic and says just when you think it’s safe to get back in the water and have a match with your local Samoan bulldozer and Big Show runs in. Cena wants to start SS early. The rest of the guys in the ring feel the same way.
Team Rated RKO come out through the crowd. Edge says it’s great that he’s talking trash. But shouldn’t it be done by someone who didn’t get his ass kicked last week? Like them? They put a hall of fare in the hospital last week.
Randy grabs a mic and gets a ‘you suck’ chant. He yells at them to shut the hell up. After Nitro wins tonight they will have four champ on their team. Plus the newest up and comer - Mike Knox.
Flair’s music hits and he comes through the crowd with his team of fogies (Hey, it’s not meant in a mean way - I love them all). Flair says he’s not impressed with them taking out Piper and winning in a glorified handicap match. He’s the dirtiest player in the game and he thinks what they did was pathetic.
SQ comes out through the crowd. He says what’s pathetic is all the old guys wrestling. Kenny says as the youngest captain of a SS team...
DX comes through the crowd with CM and the Hardys. HBK says lets start this thing right here, right now. He wants to start the royal rumble right now! HHH talks to him and he says they should start SS right now.
HHH says to be realistic. He says Flair and the guys can beat up SQ anytime. They’re easy. Take it from most guys, they are easy. Cena wants Big Show out here, but he saw an open case of twinkies outback. The chance of him coming out are slim and none. Well, not really slim. So there’s only two teams out here ready to fight. There’s Edge and the Village People. There’s team extreme of CM and the newly reunited Hardys. Then there’s DX and they have two words for you...
Edge says everyone’s sick of them and their two words. He thinks even Cena is sick of them. Since Show’s too busy to come out he’d like to see ths two of them fight.
Show and his team comes out. He says he’s the most dominant in the SS. If they don’t believe him...
Cena tells him he’s ready to throw down.
All the teams start to the ring and Vince’s music hits. He tells them all to not move another step. Vince says they’ve all lost their minds. They are not having SS tonight. They will have individual matches with SS team members. And the main event will be an all captains tag team match. Cena, Flair, HBK & DX will face, Edge, Randy, Kenny & Big Show. All the heels get serious heat. Vince guarantees it will be a night we will never, ever forget. He grins and leaves.
All the teams glare at each other.
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Sabu’s music hits and he comes out to the ring. Umaga and Estrada come out to face him.
Sabu rushes him and Umaga slams him and then headbutts him. A slap to the chest drops Sabu. Into the turnbuckle and punches to Sabu. Sabu tries to fight back but again gets slammed and rolls from the ring. Sabu gets slammed into the guardrail and then back in the ring. Headbutt slam to the mat. Sabu gets this feet and fights back but gets a foot to the head and drops. Sabu gets whipped but moves and Umaga hits the corner. Sabu slingshot back elbows. He then slingshots into a DDT. Umaga comes back with his Samoan spike and covers for three.
- Winner: Umaga
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Torrie is in the ring with the t-shirt gun. King wants her to shoot a shirt to him. Masters music hits and he comes out with a mic. He says he will get to King in a minute. He tells Torrie she has a mighty big gun, but has she seen guns like that?
He knows she can’t break the masterlock but he knows a better position she’d like.
Carlito’s music hits. He tells Masters it’s not cool. It’s ridiculous. He may have big guns, but down stairs is a little pistol. Carlito attacks Masters as he enters the ring. Masters leaves the ring. Carlito goes to Torrie and escorts her from the ring. Just as she goes through the ropes, and Carlito watches closely Masters attacks from behind and locks on the masterlock. Carlito turns into a ragdoll. King rushes in to help him and Masters drops Carlito and heads up the ramp. ‘Jerry’ chant.
WWE Rewind - Jeff Hardy beating Nitro for the IC Title last week. The Nitro attacks Jeff with a ladder.
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Grisham is outback with Nitro and Melina. Grisham says he must be nervous because he’s never been in a ladder match.
Melina says Nitro isn’t afraid. And their heart goes out to their close friend K-Fed. They will party with K-Fed at New Years and watch him squash Cena.
Nitro says he will put the ladder across Jeff’s chest, climb and win the title.
SQ is outback talking about who will be facing Rhodes. Johnny says he wants to. Kenny says no, it will be Nicky. They see Flair and Candice. Kenny approaches and Candice kisses Flair before leaving. Kenny tells Flair youth will prevail. It doesn’t matter which fossil, oh, legend he found to replace Piper. Taking nothing away from Dx he has two words for him, “Wooooooo”.
Ron Simmons walks up with a ‘Damn’ shirt on. He sneers at Kenny who steps back looking nervous. Ron looks at him and says, “damn!”
Jeff Hardy is outback. A ref stops Jeff and says the match is next and they need the belt.
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The belt is hanging above the ring. Lillian explains the match and then Nitro comes out with Melina. Melina is in a tiny green mini and a brown halter top. Jeff comes out and down to the ring.
They talk smack at each other as Melina glares. ‘Hardy’ chant. They lock up and Jeff gets backed into a corner. Nitro gets slammed to the mat and rolls from the ring. Nitro hits a couple upper cuts and throws punches in the corner. Jeff fights back and hits whisper in the wind beautifully. Jeff is heading from the ring when Nitro slams into him hard. Nitro gains control and hits a facebuster.
Nitro leaves to get a ladder and Jeff baseball slides into it slamming the ladder into Nitro’s face. Jeff then flies over the top taking down Nitro ladder and all. Both men are down outside.
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Jeff is climbing the ladder but Nitro knocks it over hanging Jeff’s neck on the top rope. Both struggle to their feet. Nitro tries to slam Jeff’s head into the ladder but Jeff reverses it and slams Nitro’s head. They both climb a side. Nitro tries to superplex Jeff but Jeff pushes him off. Jeff about to jump over and leg drop but Nitro pushes the ladder into him and Jeff falls to the ropes in the painful way. Jeff comes off the corner and kicks the ladder into Nitro.
Jeff sets up the ladder and starts to climb but Nitro pulls him down. Jeff tries again but Nitro climbs the other side. Nitro thumbs Jeff’s eyes and slams his head off the top of the ladder. Nitro jumps up from the second rung from the top and dropkicks Jeff from the ladder - it was beautiful! They get to their feet and Nitro slams the ladder into Jeff in a corner. Nitro starts to climb but Jeff grabs his belt and then pulls him off by his hair. Jeff scoop slams Nitro on the ladder. Jeff climbs and goes for a swanton but Nitro moved. Even Melina cringed at Jeff’s landing.
Both struggle to their feet Nitro throws the ladder into Jeff’s face and then dropkicks Jeff, with his head through the ladder, to the floor. The ladder is perched on the second rope in a corner. Nitro stomps Jeff in another corner. Jeff gets to his feet and gets slammed back first into the ladder. Nitro pulls another ladder from under the ring and puts it in the ring. This one is bigger. Nitro climbs in and hits a neckbreaker on Jeff before taking the big ladder and slamming it top first into Jeff’s gut.
Nitro sets up the ladder in a corner. Nitro throws a forearm in Jeff’s face. Jeff tosses Nitro into the tall ladder. Jeff gets the smaller ladder and sets it up. They both climb. Jeff goes over the top and powerbombs Nitro off the 8" ladder. Jeff sets the smaller ladder up in a corner and climbs. Jeff goes over the top of the ladder and drops a leg on Nitro. Jeff pulls the ladder into the center of the ring and traps Nitro’s chest under one side of the ladder and climbs. Jeff pulls down the belt to retain the title.
- Winner: Jeff Hardy
Melina goes to Nitro to check on him. She glares at Jeff seething as a ref helps Jeff up the ramp.
JR and King talk about the 8 man main event scheduled for later tonight.
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24/7 - November 22, 1999 - SS, Taker was announced as the fourth member of the team. It was his first PPV match and the start of his illustrious career.
Grisham is outback with Dusty Rhodes. Rhodes says SQ will have a rude awakening at SS. Dusty is going to go out and flatten the SQ.
Nicky comes out. Rhodes comes out to face him.
The crowd is hot for Dusty. Dusty back him into a corner but gets reversed. Nicky comes rushing but almost runs into the elbow and backs off. Nicky is acting afraid of Dusty. Nicky pokes Dusty in the eye and gets the upper hand in a corner. He keeps working on Dusty’s eyes. Two kicks to the back of Dusty’s leg drops Dusty to the mat. Nicky slams down on Dusty’s knee and then leaves the ring to work his knee over the side of the apron. Dusty boots Nicky out with of the ring with his other foot.
Nicky climbs to fly but runs into a right to the gut. Dusty hits the bionic elbow a couple time. He drops an elbow and covers for three.
- Winner: Dusty Rhodes
Lita and Edge are kissing and Randy comes up behind them. Maria is with him. She asks if they think Team Rated RKO can win both tonight and at SS. They laugh at her. They then hear a noise and go around a corner to see Cryme Tyme.
Randy says as long as Cryme Tyme is around they are bound to keep hold of the titles.
Cryme Tyme starts talking and they can’t understand them. Edge tells them to stop. He’s from Canada and knows black people - he spent a long of time hanging out with Whitney Houston videos when he was young.
Maria says she loves Whitney Houston.
CT rolls their eyes at that.
Randy and Edge leave but CT stops Maria. They get her to watch See No Evil with them. They wrap their arms around her and bounce her around.
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Video from Lita and Mickie’s match last week.
Lita’s music hits and she comes out. Mickie comes bouncing out in a white miniskirt and pink halter. Lita grabs a mic and says Mickie will be blindfolded tonight. Coach comes out with the blindfold. Mickie looks pissed. Coach puts a bag over Mickie’s head.
Mickie is swinging her arms and Lita attacks with kicks. Mickie grabs a leg and takes Lita down. Lita gets Mickie in a corner and beaten down. Lita hits her leg swinging DDT. ‘Lita sucks’ chant. Lita hits a moonsault and covers for three.
- Winner: Lita
The ref pulls the bag off Mickie’s head and checks on her. Lita grabs a mic and says she’s the most dominant woman the WWE has ever seen. After seven years Cena and DX likes to disrespect her. But it’s the fans that are the worst. She reminds us what she’s done. She revolutionized women’s wrestling. Never before have women flown before her. With her ripping her knee up or breaking her neck. Without her there would be no Mickie James. Heck, there would be no Trish Stratus. At SS she’s going to walk in, beat Mickie and walking out the Champ. Then she’s walking away. SS will be her last match. She’s leaving - That gets cheers from the crowd.
Medics, trainers and others are out checking on Mickie.
Edge is watching outback. Randy walks up and asks Edge if he’s ready. Kenny then joins them followed by Big Show. Then Edge says they’re ready.
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SD! Rebound
Edge and Randy come down to the ring. Kenny comes down to the ring. JR and King talk about the SS matches. Big Show comes down to the ring.
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Ric Flair comes out followed by Cena. The heels attack them as they enter the ring. Flair and Show are outside. Flair gets rolled back in and stomped. DX runs out to save the other two. All the heels get tossed but Edge all four surround him and pass him around for abuse. HBK climbs and drops and elbow. HBK tunes up the band but Show pulls Edge from the ring. Show enters. He has hands on DX for double chokeslams but Flair low blows from behind. DX then double low blows him. Show falls to the floor outside.
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HBK is beating on Randy. Randy tags in Edge. Edge stomps HBK in the center of the ring. Kenny tags in and beats on HBK. Kenny covers for two. Edge cheap shots from outside. Randy tags in and stomps HBK. Show tags in but HBK starts throwing punches. Show slams HBK to the mat and drops a leg. Show taunts the faces and goes back to tag in Kenny. HBK runs the ropes and Kenny hits a flying back elbow. Edge tags in and nails an elbow to HBK’s head. He then pulls HBK’s arms back and drives a knee into his back. HBK fights to his feet and throws chops. Edge takes HBK down and tags in Randy. Randy taunts HBK and sets up for an RKO. HBK pushes Randy off the RKO. Both are down. The faces are call for HBK in their corner.
Cena and Kenny tag in. Cena takes Kenny down and then slams him. Cena hits the five knuckle shuffle. He gets Kenny up for the FU but Show enters and kicks Cena in the face. The ring goes bonzo gonzo. They all take down the heels. Big Show gets (carefully) tossed over the top by HHH. Cena gets Kenny back up and hits the FU. Cena covers for three.
- Winner: Cena, Flair & DX
Immediately the ring fills with everyone involved in SS. All the old guys are in there. SD! enter as well as ECW wrestlers. It looks like a royal rumble as the show goes off the air.
Biggest pop
Dusty Rhodes
DX
Jeff Hardy
Biggest heat
SQ
Edge
Lita
Randy Orton
Big Show
Has earned my respect tonight
Nitro
