RAW Report

The show starts with a video of K-Fed, him talking smack, attacking Cena and getting FUd by Cena. The video changes to Cena talking smack to K-Fed.

Music and pyro.

Cena’s music comes out for his match with K-Fed to good sized pop, though there is some heat mixed in. Lillian then starts announcing K-Fed to HUGE heat. HE COMES OUT WEARING A BOXER’S ROBE WITH ‘Team Federline’ on the back.
K-Fed grabs a mic on the stage and says he has some news. He says he was talking to Coach and there’s been a change in the match. He doesn’t want anything from stopping him from beating Cena’s ass, so it’s a no DQ match. He then introduces his trainer and friend, Nitro. Nitro is wearing a satin ‘Team Federline’ shirt that matches K-Fed’s robe. They come down to the ramp together.
Cena and K-Fed get face to face and talk smack in the ring. K-Fed and Nitro talk in the corner. Nitro pulls out a mouth piece and hands it to K-Fed. They are about to start and K-Fed stops Cena. K-Fed then puts on gloves with the help of Nitro. They are about to start again and K-Fed stops to take off his robe and put on a soft boxing helmet.
The bell finally rings and Cena stops and gives K-Fed a free headlock. Cena throws him off easily. K-Fed takes of his gloves to a ‘Cena’ chant. Nitro is caught sliding a chair into the ring and claims he isn’t doing anything. The ref sets up the chair in the ring and Cena sits for a Masterlock Challenge from K-Fed. K-Fed locks it on and Cena smirks. Cena puts his harms down and easily breaks the hold. K-Fed takes off the head gear and the mouth piece.
K-Fed calls for a test of strength. Cena drops to the mat and K-Fed puts an arm bar on Cena. Cena picks up K-Fed and puts him on the corner. Nitro rushes in but quickly gets dropped and tossed out. Cena sets K-Fed up for the FU but Umaga rushes in. Umaga beats Cena down and then uses the title belt to Cena’s head to lay him out.
K-Fed rushes in the ring, checks to make sure Cena was out, drops down and casually leans on Cena for the three.

- Winner: K-Fed

K-Fed and Nitro celebrate in the ring before going up the ramp. No one wants to shake K-Fed’s hand on his way out.

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Video of Cena losing to K-Fed due to Umaga’s attack.

Outback K-Fed and Nitro are celebrating with a bunch of people, mostly women. Maria pounds on the door for an interview. Melina answers the door. Maria asks if K-Fed thinks his win was tainted. Melina bitches her out and says she’s going to give Kevin a present. She tells Maria to meet her in the ring later and then bitch slaps the taste out of her mouth.

JR and King talk a bit.

Outback Coach goes in to congratulates Kevin for his win. Coach then talks to Melina and Nitro. He talks about how Cena made a habit of embarrassing them. So later Cena will be facing Umaga, Estrada, Coach and Nitro. It’s a four on one handicap match as the main event.

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A bunch of the Miami Heat are in the front row.

Cryme Tyme comes out to the ring for an 8 man tag match. They go over to see the Shaq in the front row. The Highlanders come out to team with them. Cade and Murdoch come out. Last, but not least is Shelton and Haas.
Cade and Rory start off. Rory gets backed into a corner. Rory comes off the corner with a cross body for one. JTG tags in and gets kicked in the gut. Drop toe hold from JTG but Murdoch grabs JTG’s ankle from outside. Haas tags in and stomps down JTG. A suplex on JTG for two. Shelton tags in and gets a knee in JTG’s gut.
Murdoch gets a blind tag. Cade then tags in and drops Murdoch onto JTG. Cade climbs but JTG moves before Cade can drop an elbow. Shad tags in and takes down both Cade and Murdoch. Then everyone rushes in and bodies go flying out over the top. JTG interferes and Shad is able to cover Murdoch for three.

- Winners: Cryme Tyme & The Highlanders

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WM Recall - WM3, Hogan comes out to face Andre. Hogan picks up and slams Andre. Hogan covers for three.

Jeff Hardy comes down to the ring. Rob Conway cuts of Jeff’s music and says he’s tired of being everyone’s whipping boy. He’s made a New Years resolution. If he doesn’t beat Jeff tonight he’s quitting RAW.
Rob kicks Jeff in the gut. They go into a corner and Jeff quickly rolls Rob up for three during a ‘Hardy’ chant.

- Winner: Jeff Hardy

Vince’s music hits and he comes down to the ring to Rob’s applause. Vince is dressed casually for tonight. Vince talks about New Years resolutions, but 99.9% will break them. He asks Rob if he’s going to break his resolution. Vince’s resolution is to stop being so damn nice. He’s also going to stop letting people take advantage of him. Such as Trump. Trump who’s having problems with Yokozuna - he shows a picture of Rosie O’Donnell on the scree. Vince talks about Trump’s favorite phrase that was started on RAW. Vince tells Rob that he’s not going to quit because, “You’re fired!”

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WWE Slam of The Week - Two weeks ago Kenny beat Flair. Flair offers a handshake and Kenny is a total ass.

Grisham is outback with Kenny. Grisham comments on the rejected handshake. Kenny says it was just Flair trying to save face. Kenny says the story is really about him. It’s said deaths come in threes, but he’s going to show deaths come in fours - James Brown, Gerald Ford, Hussein and Flair’s career.

Video from Cutting Edge when Edge and Orton beat the hell out of Flair to show DX who’s boss. They each gave Flair a con-chair-tow. DX teams with Flair and HBK talks about how they care about Flair and how they made it personal. During the match HHH gets busted wide open as does HBK after Cena and Umaga leave the area. They really beat the hell out of DX.

Outback DX is heading for the ring and they look quite pissed off.

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DX’s music hits and they come out to huge pop. The crowd is wild for them as they stand in the ring. HBK hands HHH a mic. HHH holds up the mic for a ‘DX’ chant and lots of feet stomping. HHH starts his schpeal. HBK grabs the mic and says he can’t do it. He can’t go out and pretend he didn’t just see what happened. For the last five years he and HHH have individually and together faced everyone thrown at them. He prefers the ‘greatest in ring performer of their generation’. They are either not working or jerking a curtain somewhere. Finally some guys come along who at least appear to have a set. A few weeks ago they attack Flair from behind, drag him out and beat him within an inch of his life. And the new found set of huevos they have seem to grow even bigger. They take out DX. They bust them both wide open. Doing something to them no one ever has done. This Sunday at NYR they will find out there’s difference between having a set and knowing what to do with them. DX will take them and kick them down their throat.
HHH says he’s upset tonight because the two girls, Edge and Orton didn’t show up tonight. Double yeast infection is what he’s heard. They will show up at NYR. They think they’re going to beat them bloody. The last person who did that got his head shoved up Big Show’s ass. DX has two different sides, like Frosted Mini Wheats. They have their sugary side.
HBK says he like the sugary side.
HHH says everyone like the sugary side. But Edge and Orton will be getting the other side. The ruthless side. Edge and Orton will be going to the other side. They are going to leave them in a twisted and bloody heap in the center of the ring. And HHH has two words for us...

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Melina’s music hits and she comes out in black pants and a matching bra top. She doesn’t do her normal ring entrance. Maria comes out in a white tank top and silver boy shorts. Video from their interaction earlier when Maria got bitch slapped. Victoria’s music hits and she comes out in jeans and a white bikini top. She has her clipboard and heads for the announce table.
Maria jumps Melina and throws a bunch of punches. Maria gets kicked in the back and then slammed to the mat. Maria gets kicked in the gut and then Melina ties Maria’s hair around the second rope. Melina punches and kicks Maria. Maria gets her foot up and hangs Melina up on the second rope. Maria misses a drop kick and Melina rolls her up for three.

- Winner: Melina

Victoria takes off her head set after talking smack about all the Divas and having a new empty spot on her list. Melina rolls from the ring and Vic attacks Lillian by the hair and tosses her in the ring. Vic tries to hit the widows peak on Lillian, but Mickie rushes the ring and stops Vic. Mickie throws a bunch of punches and forearms until Vic flees the ring. Mickie tries to get Vic back in the ring but Vic backs up the ramp.

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Video from their trip to Iraq.

Flair’s music hits and he comes out in a blue and black robe. Carlito comes with Torrie out to tag with him. Masters’s music hits and he comes out taking way too much time on his entrance. Masters waits at the bottom of the ramp for his partner Kenny. Kenny comes down and they enter the ring.
Carlito and Kenny start. Kenny gets the upper hand until Carlito hits head scissors on him. Carlito gets kicked in the gut and Masters tags in. Flair tags in and hits a chop block and a bunch of chops. Flair locks on the figure four until Kenny rushes in and attacks Flair.

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Masters has Carlito in a back bend over his knee. Kenny tags in and they exchange blows. Masters tags in and drops a double axe handle on Carlito’s back. Kenny tags in and covers for two. A reverse chinlock on Carlito. Carlito gets out and chops but Kenny hits a hard reverse elbow for two. Masters tags in and slams on Carlito’s back a couple times. Masters distracts the ref as Kenny attacks from outside. Carlito gets suplexed and covered for two by Masters when he tries to tag out. A side headlock on Carlito. Masters slams Carlito to the mat for two. Carlito hits his springboard reverse elbow. Masters slams Flair from the corner and Kenny tosses Flair into the stairs. Masters is setting up for the masterlock. He locks it op and Carlito flops like a ragdoll. Carlito starts to fade but Flair ruses in and takes Masters down with a chop block. Kenny tags in and Carlito gets whipped but moves before Kenny splashes.
Flair tags in and chops the heck out of Kenny. Masters rushes in and clotheslines Flair but Carlito rushes in and takes out Masters. Kenny tries for a figure four but gets kicked into the corner face first. Kenny then quickly uses the ropes to cover Flair for three.

- Winner: Kenny & Masters

Flair calls Kenny back out to finish the match right. Edge distracts Flair and Orton hits an RKO from behind. They toss Flair around and grab chairs. They set Flair up on a chair and Edge grabs another one. Edge hits a one man con-chair-toe to a ‘you suck’ chant. The heels leave the ring and go through the crowd to huge heat.

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Video from Rated RKO’s attack on Flair before the break.

JR and King go over the matches set up for NYR.

Video of Cena losing to K-Fed due to Umaga.

Outback Umaga, Estrada, Coach and Nitro are heading for the ring.

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K-Fed’s music hits and he comes out to the ring. He grabs a mic and gets booed. He says he doesn’t like to say ‘I told you so’, but he told us two weeks ago. Earlier tonight he shocked the world when he beat Cena. He had such a good time earlier he’s going to take a seat by the side of the ring and watch him get his ass beat again. K-Fed goes and sits at the announce table.

Coach comes out to the ring. Nitro comes out next. Last but not least is Umaga and Estrada. They all get heat while standing in the ring. Cena’s music hits and he comes out to decent pop.
Cena enters and starts exchanging punches with Umaga. Cena moves from a corner quickly and hits a shoulder block for two. Nitro enters and gets multiple clotheslines and a suplex from Cena. Umaga rushes in and hits a Samoan drop on Cena. Cena gets dragged to a corner but is able to gets his Knees up into Umaga groin. Cena slams Estrada and Coach. Cena hits a drop toe hold on Umaga and locks on an STFU. Estrada enters with a chair. Cena grabs the chair and hits Umaga in the head with it for the DQ.
Cena hits the FU on Coach and then rushes from the ring. Cena grabs K-Fed, rips the head set off him and throws him in the ring. Cena hits the FU on K-Fed and the crowd goes bloody wild!

Winner: Umaga, Estrada, Coach & Nitro

Biggest pop
Cena
DX
Flair

Biggest heat
K-Fed
Edge
Orton
Umaga