RAW this week starts with a recap of NYR. It starts with video and stills of the DX and Rated RKO match. Lots of talk about HHH’s injury. HHH is shown being led out with one person on each side helping him walk.
Music and pyro.
Cena’s music hits and he comes out, still champ. Cena stands in the movie to huge pop and some heat. He says ‘The champ is here’ to huge pop. He says no one can just loose a fight and leave it at that. Last night Estrada went on WWE.com and said the win was a fluke. Cena says that’s bull because he got his ass kick last night. He learned why Umaga’s the Samoan Bulldozer. But he made it and is damn proud to say the champ is here. He doesn’t understand what Estrada means by fluke. One hit wonder fluke, can never beat Umaga again fluke? He doesn’t know what type of idiot he’s dealing with. But that might just be the concussion talking. He’s not sure he’s in any condition to be making title matches tonight. His debut was in St. Louis and he’s thinking he might just do it.
Coach comes out and says Cena’s brave, but he gave Umaga a very deserved night off.
Cena says he’s heard that one before. Does that mean he will show up in ten minutes, when he’s at his car, in the shower? Please make sure he doesn’t show up when he’s in the shower.
Coach says Umaga has the night off, but Cena doesn’t. It’s not a title match, but Cena has a match tonight. The good thing about new years is contracts end. He’s signed someone new. Coach starts talking size and announces The Great Khali.
Khali comes out to the ring with Coach. Khali and Cena start each other down, even through the height difference. Coach pulls Khali away and they back up the ramp together.
Video of the feud between Rosie and Trump.
Outback Vince introduces himself and talks about some of the greatest feuds. Tonight after all the bickering is the match we’ve all been waiting for Trump versus Rosie on Monday Night RAW.
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Vince is looking at a cake and a fake Rosie comes in. He talks about The View. She gets all excited over the Fudgie The Whale cake. He gives her a fork and she starts shoveling. She says it could have been a little colder. He tells her ‘you are what you eat’. He brings up the match. She says she’s going to devour Trump like she’s devouring her precious Fudgie. He asks for a bite and she hisses at him and hold the fork as if she’s about to stab him with it. He backs off.
Jeff Hardy comes out for an IC Title match. Video of Jeff winning the cage match at NYR. Kenny comes out to face him. Video of Kenny beating Flair at NYR with a low blow.
They lock up and Kenny gets backed into a corner, they break. Kenny knees Jeff in the gut and bounces his head off a corner. Jeff hits a mule kick and a double stomp to Kenny’s gut in the corner. Kenny rolls from the ring. Jeff hits a baseball slide and then flies out over the top onto Kenny.
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Kenny has a chinlock on Jeff. During the commercial Jeff got pushed off the corner into the barrier. Kenny slams Jeff and then clotheslines him a couple times for two. A back elbow to Jeff for two. A headlock on Jeff in the center of the ring. Jeff elbows out but Jeff hits a jaw jacker on Kenny. A couple clotheslines from Jeff and then he hits a whisper in the wind for two. Kenny gets whipped but gets a foot up into Jeff’s face. Jeff kicks back at Kenny.
Nitro rushes down to distract Jeff with an ankle grab and the ref yells at him to leave. Flair rushes in from the other side and low blows Kenny without the ref seeing. Jeff hits a twist of fate and follows with a moonsault for three.
- Winner: Jeff Hardy
Kenny is rolling around on the mat. Kenny screams at Flair as he leaves up the ramp. He’s screaming and crying like a baby.
Outback the fake Rosie is walking along with an ice cream sandwich when she sees the Diva locker room. She walks in.
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Video of HHH being led out after being injured. JR talks about the torn quad muscle and HHH having surgery tomorrow. JR and King talk about HHH being out between four and six months.
Fake Rosie is showing vacation pictures to Candice and Maria. She’s staring at Maria’s cleavage. She then drops the photos to watch Maria bend over. Candice was shocked at how dippy Maria was acting.
Grisham is outback with Khali. Video of Khali from SD! and ECW. Grisham says he’s very impressive and asks what type of impact he hopes to have. Khali is completely incoherent when he speaks.
More video of the feud between Rosie and Trump.
Melina and Victoria are outback heading for the ring. Victoria is in black two piece with a red turtleneck shrug. Melina is also in two piece, hers yellow and black.
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Melina comes down to the ring. Her partner Victoria comes out next. Maria comes out in a tiny bright green and black two piece. And last but not least is Mickie (to good size pop) in a loose white tank and mini.
Melina and Mickie lock up and Mickie gets an arm bar on Melina. Melina gets whipped and then clotheslined in the corner. Somewhere in there Maria tags in and hits a bronco buster on Melina.
Melina quickly gets the upper hand and tags in Vic. A right hand knocks down Maria and then Vic bitch slaps Mickie on the outside. Melina tags in and puts head scissors on Maria in the center of the ring. Maria forces her way out and Melina knocks Mickie from the apron. Mickie rushes in and attacks them both. Melina holds Mickie and Vic tries to bitch slap her but Mickie ducks and Melina gets hit.
Mickie flies outside and takes down Vic. A bulldog to Vic outside but Maria gets he face splatted onto the mat by Melina. Melina covers for three. Mickie rushes to her side.
- Winners: Victoria & Melina
Outback fake Trump is getting his hair sprayed by the stylist. She sprays and sprays. When she stops he calls for more spray.
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WM Recall - WMXX Brock and Goldberg with Austin as the ref. One of the worst matches EVER! Then Austin stuns Brock after a double bird from Brock. Austin shares beer with Goldberg and then stuns him too. The crowd went wild.
Vince comes out to the ring. Vince says it’s time for THE match. He introduces the double chinned Diva from The View in all her lesbionic fury. Fake Rosie comes strutting to the ring to no pop or heat, not a sound. He then introduces his personal friend who’s much like Vince himself, Trump. The fake Trump comes out with his huge fake hair. Fake Rosie yells at him the whole time. Fake Trump is tiny. Fake Rosie says she’s having hunger pains. They get in each other’s faces and talk smack as the ref explains the rules. Fake Trump tells her not to touch the hair.
The bell rings and Rosie leaves the ring to eat more ice cream cake with her bare hands. She tells JR not to touch her cake! The crowd sounds pissed. They lock up and ‘Rosie’ tosses ‘Trump’ across the ring. ‘Trump’ complains about his hair being messed. They lock up and she tosses him off again. ‘Trump’ takes off his jacket. He puts a headlock on her. She hits a shoulder block knocking him to the mat. She again hits a hard shoulder block and the crowd is booing loudly. ‘Rosie’ knocks him down and throws punches. He screams it smells like bacon. Huge ‘BORING’ chant. Vince is sitting beside the ring looking green. She bounces his head off the corner and he hits her with a headbutt. He tries to scoop slams her but falls back and she gets a two count. Huge ‘boos’.
‘Trump’ leaves the ring and picks the cake up off the plate. He throws the cake in her face, she’s in the ring, and it throws her back hard. So hard she comes out of one of her shoes. He hits another head (hair) butt and covers for three.
- Winner: Fake Trump
Fake Trump leaves the ring while Fake Rosie sits in the ring and cries.
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Carlito’s music hits and he comes down to the ring without Torrie. Chris Masters comes out to face him.
Carlito quickly punches Chris in the face. Carlito throws a bunch of punches and gets the upper hand. Carlito quickly covers for two. A military press from Chris and Carlito is in the corner getting stomped. Torrie rushes out in black shiny pants and a tiny black top. A hard clothesline and Chris covers for two. A forearm to Carlito’s back and then a bear hug. Torrie slaps the ring for Carlito. Carlito gets slammed to the mat and covered for two. Another bear hug from Chris. Chris hits a back elbow and goes to talk to Torrie asking what she’s doing out there. Carlito attacks from behind knocking Chris from the ring.
As Chris climbs back in the ring Torrie hits him in the leg with the ring bell. Chris falls into the ring and Carlito hits his back cracker for three.
- Winner: Carlito
JR and King talk about the DX tag match again. More video from the NYR match.
Edge and Randy come limping out. Edge has a black eye and Randy has a small neck collar on. Neither look like they feel very good after last night.
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The heels both have mics in their hands and are getting huge heat. Randy’s face is all scrapped up. Randy says before DX faces them at NYR they all talked smack. Randy shows video of DX saying they will tear flesh, break bones and make them bleed. Randy says from the looks of them, DX kept their word. Before last night’s match he and Edge made a little promise of their own. Video of Edge saying they will end DX - it was shown at NYR. Randy says the expression is loose the battle, win the war. They did get the hell beat out of them at NYR. HBK jumped from the top turnbuckle to the table and drove his elbow through his chest and HHH gave Edge a pedigree through the other table. They lost tons of blood in the ring last night. After last night’s match every step has kept them in severe pain and suffering, but it was worth it. In the end, they won because HHH tore his quad and he’s finished. Rated RKO has done what no one else could do. That’s end DX. Huge ‘boos’ from the crowd.
Edge says last night wasn’t a wrestling match, it was a war. A lot of people talk big, but they back it up. Lets look at all who said they’d take out Dx and failed. Spirit Squad, Big Show - who left to ECW and then retired. Vince who had his head shoved up Big Show’s ass. And then Shane. Last night they did half the job. Next week there will be a handicap match against HBK. Next week they end HBK’s career. DX is on life support, next week they pull the plug. Next week DX will finally be dead.
DX’s music hits a little and HBK comes out to the stage looking pissed to an ‘HBK’ chant. He says he’s out there out of respect for the fans to address the question as to if this is the end of DX. His eyes look very sad. He says the answer is that he doesn’t know. What he does know his partner, more importantly his best friend, is in a hospital bed and will have surgery tomorrow. ‘HHH’ chant. He says he will be by HHH’s side. As for Randy and Edge, he will deal with them next week. His eyes stare almost through Rated RKO.
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Slam of The Week - NYR Tag Team Turmoil Match where Cryme Tyme wins a shot at the Tag Titles
Cryme Tyme comes down to the ring. Cade and Murdoch are in the ring.
Cade and Shad lock up and Shad hits a hard shoulder block on Cade. Shad knocks Murdoch from the apron. Shad drops Cade and covers, Murdoch breaks it up. Inverted atomic drop from Cade to Shad and then Murdoch kicks him in the head. Shad gets beaten down in the heel corner and Cade stomps him. A forearm to Shad’s back. Shad starts fighting back and is able to tag out. Murdoch tags in. A back body drop to Murdoch. JTG climbs and slams Cage. Murdoch gets his face slammed into a corner by Shad who’s on the apron and then JTG rolls Murdoch up for three.
- Winners: Cryme Tyme
24/7 - January 11, 1993, the first episode of RAW. Yokozuna, HBK and Taker were all there.
Video from the ‘Trump’ and ‘Rosie’ fight earlier. Outback Fake Rosie is still crying. Ron Simmons walks up and says, “Damn!” She cries harder.
King is ringside with Koslov. He asks what Koslov thought of Rosie and Trump. He says he likes the entertainment. King asks about the Khali and Cena fight. He says it’s an interesting fight but he can beat Khali, he can beat Cena. He says he loves double double E.
Eugene is outback talking about how Cena’s his favorite and Khali comes up behind him. They both shake their heads at each other and Eugene walks off.
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Estrada is at the announce table. Khali comes down to the ring. Lillian looks nervous being in the ring with him. Cena comes down to the ring to decent pop.
Cena hits Khali in the head. Cena runs into a huge shoulder block. A horrid clothesline slams Cena to the mat. Cena tries to knock down Khali and then tries to scoop slam him - no luck. Khali drops a huge arm on Cena and then slams him. Cena throws punches to Khali’s gut. Estrada gets on the apron to hit Cena with a chair. Cena grabs the chair and nails Khali with it.
The ref calls for the bell. Khali doesn’t go down. Instead he picks up Cena with both hands to his neck and slams him to the mat. Estrada stands on the corner and motions to someone in the crowd. Umaga comes running and attacks Cena. Umaga hits a bum slam on Cena who slumps to the mat. Then a Samoan spike to Cena and Umaga screams at him and pants.
- Winner: Khali via DQ
Biggest pop
Cena
Flair
HBK
Biggest heat
Edge
Orton
Umaga
Biggest Flop of The Night
The fake Trump and Rosie fight.
