Video from last week when Trump was in the ring with Vince. It ends in them each needing to pick a representative for their hair vs. hair match at WM.
Vince comes down to the ring. There’s a barber’s pole in the ring as well as a barber’s chair. Vince looks them over and grins. Vince says it’s officially on, the battle of the billionaires. It’s just 41 days and he’s like a little kid waiting for Christmas. Then Trump steps into his yard, his house, his greatest creation - WM. He’s going to walk over to Trump and beat the hell out of him. He’s going to drag him over to the chair and strap him in. Then he’s going to slap Trump back to a conscious state so he can see Vince standing over him. Trump’s going to beg him not to embarrass him, not to shave his head. Vince is going to tell him too damn bad. Then he’s going to grab the scissors and give him the worst hair but ever. He’s going to be bald.
Then again, a lot of famous people are going bald. Like Kevin Federline’s exwife. Vince shows a picture of Britney on the titan tron both before and after her head shave.
Vince says he can do whatever he wants to Trump’s hair. They could call him Mr. T. Picture of Trump on the titan tron with a Mohawk. Then they show a picture of him with dreads. Vince goes on to talk about the 80's, Brother. Trump’s picture has Hogan’s hair. But in reality he will look like this - the picture is of bald Trump.
Vince says he expects Trump to announce who his representative is on RAW. Vince says he’s picked his representative. Umaga comes out with Estrada.
Estrada takes a mic and says it will be an honor for Umaga to decimate Trump’s representative at WM. “You suck,” chant from the crowd.
Vince says that this man will beat Trump’s representative and he will be a champion. He will be a champion because he has an IC Title shot, right now.
Jeff Hardy comes down to the ring.
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Umaga tosses Jeff over the top and he lands on the apron. Jeff jumps down when Umaga rushes him. Umaga goes outside and Jeff hits two baseball slides on Umaga. Outside Jeff reverses and sends Umaga into the corner. Jeff runs the rails but gets slammed to the floor by Umaga. Umaga hits a headbutt on Jeff in the center of the ring. Umaga stomps Jeff. “Hardy,” chant. Umaga drops an elbow and then a leg drop on Jeff in the center fo the ring. Umaga kicks Jeff in the back of the neck. “Hardy,” chant.
Umaga tightens his claw around Jeff’s shoulder and holds him down. Jeff works his way to his feet but is clotheslined to the mat. Umaga tries to hit a flying headbutt on Jeff, but Jeff moved out of the way. Umaga rushes Jeff who moves to let Umaga’s head hit the ring post. Jeff hits a whisper in the wind for two.
Umaga hits a Samoan drop on Jeff. Jeff gets dragged to a corner and set up leaning on the bottom ropes. Umaga hits his bum slam on Jeff. Umaga picks Jeff up by his hair and hits a Samoan spike on Jeff for three.
- Winner: New IC Champion - Umaga
Vince is up on the stage smiling and nodding at Umaga. He gives Umaga a thumbs up. Umaga walks up the ramp with Estrada and Vince greets them there.
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Promo by Mick Foley for his new book ‘The Hardcore Diaries’.
Flair’s music plays and he comes out in his black robe with the blue feathers. Carlito comes down to the ring with Torrie. He asked to tag with Flair after last week’s match. Cade and Murdoch come out to face them.
A headlock on Flair from Cade. A back body drop on Cade. Carlito tags in but gets hit in the back by Cade. Carlito hits his reverse springboard elbow for two. A running knee lift and clothesline to Cade. Murdoch distracts from the apron and Cade gets a shot in on Carlito.
Murdoch tags in. Carlito gets whipped and slammed. Cade tags in and hits some hard forearms to Carlito’s chest. Murdoch tags in and gets a chinlock on Carlito. Carlito elbows his way out but gets slammed down again. Carlito gets scoop slammed. Murdoch climbs but gets a foot in his face when he flies.
Flair tags in and chops Murdoch. A back body drop to Murdoch followed by a chop block. Flair starts to set up for the figure four but Cade comes off the corner to stop Flair. Carlito distracts the ref and Flair hits a low blow on Murdoch. Carlito tags in and hits his back cracker for three.
- Winner: Carlito & Flair
Torrie enters the ring and the three happily celebrate together.
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Grisham is outback with HBK and Cena. He asks about their win at NWO. Cena says many are surprised about their win. Unlike Taker and Batista, HBK and Cena know where they stand. HBK agrees saying he has Cena’s back. He is there to make sure nothing happens to Cena between now and WM.
They look like they are about to fight, putting down their belts. Then HBK pushes the DX DVD.
Cena says he should have gone for the big sell. Cena then does the ‘big sell’ on his ‘Marine’ DVD. They go back and forth as HBK and HHH do in DX vignettes.
Big Dick Johnson comes dancing in rubbing lube all over himself. HBK hits sweet chin music on Big Dick. Cena walks back into the shot and thanks HBK for having his back.
Edge and Orton are outback watching the monitor and talking about Big Dick. Orton says that he spoke to Vince and got them a return spot at the Tag Titles. Edge goes on to talk about The Money In The Bank Ladder Match.
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Video from the first Money In The Bank Ladder Match, two years ago. Edge won. Then video of the same match last year. RVD won.
Edge comes down to the ring for his qualifying match. RVD comes out to face him.
They lock up and RVD gets an arm bar on Edge. A quick roll up by Edge for two. “RVD,” chant. Side headlock on RVD who pushes out but gets hit with a shoulder block. RVD flips Edge out of a corner making Edge roll from the ring to regroup.
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RVD has Edge down in the center of the ring in an arm bar. RVD covers for two. Another armlock on Edge. Edge gets to his feet and pokes RVD’s eyes to get free. RVD telegraphs and gets kicked in the chest. RVD sidesteps Edge and send Edge flying from the ring. Edge starts climbing over the barricade and RVD hits a spinning legdrop from the apron.
Back in the ring Edge hits a singing neckbreaker as RVD climbs through the ropes. Edge gets a headlock and hits a neckbreaker for two. Another headlock on RVD in the center of the ring. “RVD,” chant. RVD kicks Edge in the head to get free. They exchange blows and Edge gets whipped. RVD kicks Edge in the corner. They exchange blows and Edge falls to the mat. RVD clotheslines Edge to the mat. Edge runs into a spinning mule kick. RVD attempts rolling thunder but gets grabbed and slammed down hard in a power slam.
RVD gets set up top and Edge climbs. “RVD,” chant. Edge goes for a superplex but RVD pushes him and hangs him up on the top rope the hard way. RVD kicks him off the ropes to the floor. RVD flies over the top taking Edge down. RVD climbs and flies but Edge hits a standing drop kick to a flying RVD. Edge covers for two.
Edge goes for a spear but RVD leap frogs him. Edge tries to slam RVD’s head into the corner but RVD kicks him in the face. RVD hits a split legged moonsault for two. RVD climbs for the frog splash but Orton appears on the apron. So RVD flies and kicks Orton from the apron. Edge hits RVD with the spear and covers for three.
- Winner: Edge
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WWE Slam of The Week - Crazy and Mickie face Melina and Nitro. Melina hold the tights for the win.
Melina comes out in black and leopard cut out pants with a matching triangle halter top. Mickie comes out wearing a yellow mini and a white halter top.
They lock up and pull each other’s hair a lot. Melina gets flipped across the ring. A hammer lock on Mickie but she gets out and flips Melina. Melina kicks Mickie in the back but Mickie comes back with a clothesline. Mickie hits a double kick to Melina’s chest. Mickie goes for a baseball slide but Melina grabs her and pulls her from the ring hard.
A knee to Mickie’s back. Melina flips Mickie by her hair and covers for two. Melina stomps Mickie and then ties her legs up and pulls her hair in a pseudo submission hold. Mickie starts fighting back and gets on top of Melina throwing punches. Melina gets flipped across the ring by her hair. Mickie slams her knee into Melina’s face. Mickie slams Melina down and throws punches. Mickie goes for head scissors but gets thrown down. Melina takes advantage of Mickie’s head slamming into the mat and gets a bridge cover for three.
- Winner: New Women’s Champion - Melina
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Candy and Maria are outback talking to Mickie. Grisham comes up and Mickie tells him to leave a couple times finally she snaps at him and asks what he wants. He asks about her loss. She bitch slaps him hard.
The Highlanders, Robby and Rory are in the ring. Great Khali come out to face them in a handicap match.
They both attack when Khali enters. With one arm Robbie goes flying. Rory gets head butted and Robby attacks from behind. Rory climbs and is chopped to the floor with one hand. A boot to Robby’s face. Robby gets picked up with both hands around his neck and slammed to the mat. Khali puts his foot on Robby to cover for three.
- Winner: Great Khali
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The barber pole, chair and other stuff is set up on the stage.
Video from earlier when Vince showed Trump’s pictures on the titan tron. The Umaga comes out as Vince’s representative.
Coach is outback talking to Kenny and Khali comes in and says something illegible. Coach asks if Khali said he wanted better competition. Khali says yes and leaves. Coach turns around to see Ron Simmons who says, “Damn!”
Video of Ashley presenting her Playboy cover on SD! last Friday. Then of Ashley showing off at NWO.
Melina is outback with Grisham. Nitro rushes in and says he’s ready to party tonight. Grisham talks about all the excitement outback. Melina says Ashley shouldn’t be getting all the attention. It doesn’t take any talent to be in Playboy. Playboy has begged Melina many times. She’s pissed.
JR and King talk about Dusty Rhodes going into the Hall Of Fame. The then show a video of the next inductee. It’s Mr. Perfect, Kurt Hennig.
Outback Cena is heading for the ring.
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WM Recall - WM1, video clips from the show.
Orton’s music plays and he comes down to the ring. Cena comes out to huge pop to face him.
They lock up “Cena,” chant. Orton is backed into a corner. Orton reverses it and beats Cena down. Orton stomps Cena in the corner. Orton gets whipped and then a fisherman’s suplex from Cena for two. An upper cut from Orton and Cena is down. A hip lock takeover and then a slam from Cena for two. Orton gets whipped but moves out of Cena’s way. A clothesline from Orton and he covers for two. Orton gets slammed face first into the mat and rolls from the ring.
Back in the ring they both hit clotheslines at the same time and both are down. Orton hangs Cena up in the ropes and rolls from the ring. Orton grabs a chair and starts heading for Cena who’s hanging from the ring.
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Orton has a headlock on Cena. Cena works his way to his feet and out of the hold. Cena throws a punch and goes for a shoulder block but Orton ducks. Cena goes flying. Orton hangs Cena up in the ropes and then hits DDT on Cena as Cena’s body is between the second and third ropes. Orton covers for two. Orton throws a bunch of punches to Cena in a corner. Orton stomps his way around Cena. Orton drops a knee to Cena’s head and covers for two.
Orton gets a reverse chinlock on Cena. Cena lifts Orton a couple times while trying to get to the ropes. Orton works Cena down to the mat. Cena works his way back up to a vertical base and out of the hold. Cena kicks Orton in the gut, but a right from Orton drops Cena. Cena’s now pissed and they exchange punches. A couple clotheslines from Cena. Orton tries for an RKO but Cena pushes him away. Cena hits a five knuckle shuffle and gets Orton up for the FU. Orton rakes Cena’s eyes and hits a dropkick. Orton goes out to the apron and climbs the corner. Orton hits a cross body but Cena rolls through and covers for two.
Orton hits a drop kick and sets Cena up for the RKO. Cena works his way to his feet but pushes Orton off from the RKO. Cena gets Orton up for the FU but Orton grabs the ropes and pulls himself down. Edge rushes the ring and spears Cena.
- Winner: Cena Via DQ
Edge leaves the ring and comes back with two chairs. They set Cena up for the con-chair-tow. HBK rushes in and grabs a chair. HBK takes out both Edge and Orton with the chair. Cena gets to his feet and sees HBK with a chair in hand and ducks. He’s not sure if HBK will go after him too and glares at him. HBK puts down the chair and they talk in the middle of the ring. Cena walks away from HBK who looks like he wants to hit sweet chin music, but doesn’t. Cena watches HBK closely as he picks up both chairs. Cena’s not sure what HBK will do with the chairs, but HBK tosses them from the ring.
Biggest pop
HBK
Cena
RVD
Flair
Jeff Hardy
Biggest heat
Vince
Umaga & Estrada
Edge
Orton
