RAW this week begins with Coach coming out and announcing the ECW Champion - Vince. Vince comes out in a suit, a skull cap and his title belt over his shoulder. Vince joins Coach in the ring.
Vince says, “What up G?” He says he not just the ECW Champ, but also the Chairman of The Board. He says he’s never seen anything like last week. One dominant individual who destroyed four superstars - That’s never happened before. For those of us who might have missed it he shows video. HBK, Edge and Orton all get knocked out out back. Vince has Coach send Cena to the ring to see who did it. Cena’s out there waiting until Khali comes out and takes him apart piece by piece.
Coach and Vince are standing in the ring grinning at the video. Vince says it’s amazing that great Khali took all four of them out. So, at Judgement Day it will be...
HBK comes out cutting Vince off. He says it was supposed to be him facing Cena last week. He would have beaten Cena and become the number one contender. But Khali attacked him from behind.
Vince says it didn’t happen because he was knocked out. Vince says he’s sure HBK would like him to make him number one contender.
HBK puts him off saying that Coach and Vince has never ‘made’ him anything. They never have done anything for him. He wants to earn his title shot. What he wants is a one on one match with the Great Khali.
Vince says he always though HBK had more guts than brains. Well, we’ll be seeing his guts and his brains on the mat when he faces great Khali tonight in a Number One Contenders Match. That person will face Cena at Judgement Day.
But, everyone here is talking about him, the ECW Championship.
Bobby Lashley cuts off Vince by coming down to the ring. Vince asks what the hell he wants.
Bobby says he gave HBK what he wanted, now it’s what Bobby wants.
Vince says he won’t get a title shot if he ever lays his hands on Vince, Shane or Umaga. Bobby holds back but wants to hit him. Vince wants to show a video of what happened at Backlash 8 days ago. Video of Shane and Umaga taking Bobby apart, then Vince covering for the three. Vince asks how it feels to be in the ring with the champion. Does he want to call him the Champ? Bobby glares at him. He asks if Bobby wants to knock his block off. Vince says he makes him sick. He has something else to show him. Six hours after Backlash the WWE magazine became a collectors edition - it had Taker, Cena and Lashley, all with their belts. Vince says they should make it right. Vince showed a modified picture with him in it. Vince says he’s not afraid to face Lashley. At Judgement Day he will be his judge, jury and executioner. It will be Lashley against Vince, and his partners, Shane and Umaga. He asks Lashley how that sounds.
Bobby says he’s like to show him what he thinks of Vince, but he can’t put his hands on him.
Vince taunts him by yelling in his face to take the shot and ruin his dreams. Vince keeps taunting and Bobby bows his head. Vince says it will happen at Judgement Day. Vince leaves the ring talking smack with Coach who’s still in the ring. Bobby stops Coach from leaving the ring and takes him apart. Bobby then points at Vince. Coach rolls from the ring and Bobby follows. Bobby slams Coach in the stairs and points at Vince. Bobby then chokes Coach with a cable. Bobby re-enters the ring and motions for Vince to enter. Bobby leaves the ring and spears Coach out side. Bobby then stands at the bottom of the ramp and stares up at Vince who stares from the stage looking nervous.
Mickie James sticks her head in a locker room to ask Candice of she’s ready. Candy’s back is to the camera. Mickie enters and helps Candy secure her top before they leave for the ring together.
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WWE Rewind - The Diva match last week when Candy got the pin.
Mickie and Candy come out to the ring. Mickie is in blue pants and a matching tiny top with a black bra poking out the top. Candy is in black with pink skulls - boy shorts and leg covers and a matching tiny boob halter top and arm warmers. She has her usual long coat over it all. Victoria and Melina come out together. Melina in a leopard version of her normal two piece outfit. Vic is in a black two piece outfit with lots of lacing all over, some revealing her bum.
Mickie wants to start but Vic demands Candy. Vic slams and kicks Candy down. Candy hits an arm drag and then a hard slam. Mickie enters and hits a hard drop kick on Melina who also tagged in. Candy tags in and gains control of the match. Vic interferes from out side but Candy is able to get out of the cover.
Mickie tags in and gets a fez press and then a hurricanrana. A neck breaker to Melina and Candy gets the blind tag. Candy hits a spinning kick and covers Melina for three.
- Winners: Candy & Mickie
Video of Santino winning the IC Title in Milan with the help of Lashley. Santino will be in his first title defense after the break.
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Video of wrestlers meeting with Make a Wish kids. Very well done video.
Masters comes down to the ring. Santino comes out to horrible operatic music, but the ladies love him.
They lock up and Santino gets tossed away. They lock up and Santino gets slammed to the mat. Santino goes after Masters who hides in the ropes. Santino wants to fight. Santino gets slammed but moves before Masters can drop an elbow. They go back and forth and Santino gets a hard clothesline. Santino gets stomped in the back then choked on the ropes. Masters covers for two. “Masters sucks,” chant from a front section. Santino nails a couple kicks followed by an enzigure and Santino covers for two. Punches in a corner from Santino but Masters pushes him off and hits a reverse elbow. Santino is then able to roll Masters up for three.
- Winner: Santino
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Mr. Kennedy comes out to the stage with his briefcase. His mic comes down. He says last week he made a bold statement. He’s come out to remind us, because that’s the type of guy he is. There’s only 328 days to WM. That’s when he’ll cash in his title shot. Then there will be a new Champ, Mr. Kennnnnneddddaaaay, Kennnnnneddddaaaay.
Maria is out back with Orton. She asks about his match against Cena tonight. He’s going to show why he’s the most promising third generation wrestler. Unlike Edge he’s not going to bitch and complain. No one will remember that HBK beat him, because it took an hour. His life and his career gets back on track tonight.
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They had technical problems showing a still from Austin’s movie. Then it’s the Highlanders in the ring. Umaga comes out to face them - two on one.
Umaga beats down both Rory and Robbie. He hits a bum slam on Robbie and then a Samoan spike on Rory. Umaga grabs Robbie and hits a Samoan spike so they are prone, side by side in the ring. Umaga stacks them belly to belly, face to groin, and then climbs. Umaga splashes them and covers them both for three.
- Winner: Umaga
Actual video and people talking about the new Austin movie.
Khali is out back heading for the ring. It’s now a No DQ Match.
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Edge is out back sees Kennedy and he says he’s sick of people like him. Sick of HBK who has a #1 Contenders Match. He’s sick of people like Kennedy who thinks he’s so tough. Edge says he defended his briefcase. Edge gets belligerent and him his face.
Kennedy says Edge didn’t have to do all that for a shot at the briefcase, all he had to do is ask. He will face Edge and walk out tonight with the briefcase. Kennedy screams his name in Edge’s face, twice.
HBK comes out to the ring to huge pop. “HBK,” chant. Great Khali comes stomping out to face him.
HBK tries to attack when Great Khali enters but is pushed off. HBK comes back and is able to tie HBK up in the ropes. The ref pulls HBK off and helps Great Khali out of the ropes. Khali hits a big boot and drops HBK. Khali slams HBK to the mat. HBK leaves the ring and returns with a chair. He hits Great Khali with the chair in the head. HBK clotheslines a sitting Great Khali. HBK climbs and drops an elbow. HBK tunes up the band as Great Khali gets to his feet. HBK tries for sweet chin music but Great Khali catches his foot and chops HBK in the top of the head. Khali chokes HBK in the corner with a boot.
Khali hits a back elbow to HBK in a corner and HBK is down. Khali chops HBK’s chest in a corner then a clothesline in the center of the ring. HBK rolls to the apron and gets on his feet. Khali picks HBK up by the throats but HBK jams his thumb in the big guy’s eye. HBK then hangs Great Khali over the top rope and chokes him out that way. Khali then falls to the floor. HBK re-enters the ring and hits a baseball slide on Great Khali.
HBK clears off the announce table. HBK tries to DDT Great Khali into the table, but he’s unable to budge the guy. Khali pushes HBK away like a rag doll. Khali then picks HBK up by the throat and slams him through the announce table. “Holy Shit!” chant from the guys in the front rows behind the announce table. The ref calls for help and for the bell saying HBK can’t continue.
- Winner: Great Khali
Video, over and over, of HBK getting slammed through the announce table. (It actually didn’t look that bad considering the size difference and HBK’s back problems. But I wasn’t there and I wasn’t the one going through the table.)
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JR says HBK is receiving medical attention out back. Video of HBK and Great Khali’s match ending with the table shot.
Grisham is out back with Cena. Grisham says he’ll be facing Great Khali at Judgement Day. How does Cena feel. King of stupid questions - Grisham. Cena says he doesn’t back down from any challenge. Like tonight he’s facing Orton who wants his career back, well he picked the wrong guy to do it with. In two weeks he’ll be facing Great Khali, and he’s not worried about that either. Whoever wants some, come get some.
Cryme Tyme Tyme is out back having a Mother’s Day sale. They have a big fat juicy steak.
Cut to Vis who is sitting at a table talking about steak. Takes the top off his plate to find his steak missing.
Back to JTG and Shad who have a BIG bag of prescription bottles.
Eugene is in his locker room freaking out looking through all of his stuff, finally curls up in the corner in a big pile of crying mess.
Back to Cryme Tyme Tyme who has a brand new Hummer.
In the parking lot Ron Simmons is standing in an empty parking space and says, “Damn!”
Back to Cryme Tyme Tyme who says, “If you desire it, we’ll acquire it!”
A fat Spider Man shows up (I think it’s Big Dick Johnson - looks like his body) and says his senses say they’re up to no good.
Shad says he wants to introduce himself... He’s Bat Man. He pulls out a bat and beats down “Spider Man”. JTG then drops an elbow on him.
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Matt and Jeff Hardy come down to defend their belts. Cade and Murdoch are at the broken announce table. Haas and Benjamin come down to face them.
Shelton takes down Matt. A back elbow from Matt. Matt gets whipped but get a reverse elbow up. Matt climbs to the second rope but is distracted by Haas. Matt ends up getting taken down by both Haas and Benjamin. Haas tags in, works on Matt’s arm and suplexes Matt. He tries to cover but Matt’s shoulders are not down. Shelton tags in and works on Matt’s left arm. Matt suplexes out of a hold and tag in his brother. Jeff takes Haas and Benjamin both down. Shelton rolls from the ring and Jeff covers for two. Jeff hits a whisper in the wind. Matt grabs Shelton and hits a twist of fate. Jeff climbs but gets head butted by Haas. Matt gets a blind tag. Jeff hits a swanton on Haas and Matt covers for three.
- Winners: Matt and Jeff Hardy
Cade and Murdoch enter the ring and try to shake hands with the brothers. They do shake and Cade and Murdoch leaves with out a problem.
Video from last week when Carlito apologizes to Flair. They face Haas and Benjamin, but during the match Carlito turns on Flair. Carlito attacks Flair who chases him up the ramp and beats him down.
Carlito is outback heading for the ring with Torrie trailing behind him. She’s in a low cut peach mini-dress.
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Carlito comes out with Torrie on his arm. Torrie is kind of smiling, Carlito isn’t. King says Flair is not in the house tonight.
Carlito wants to get one things straight. A few months ago Flair embarrassed him in front of his girl. He said Carlito has no heart and is taking up space on the roster. He said he’d help him grow. But embarrassed him again. Flair lost them every match they had. He should have been in the MITBLM. He calls out Flair, say he will show him some passion. He knows Flair is in Vegas tonight.
Carlito says he’s ridding all the trash from his life, starting with you... He points at Torrie and starts ranting in Spanish. He backs her into a corner as he yells in her face. She finally pushes him away and flees the ring. He continues to rant in Spanish.
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Kennedy comes out with his briefcase in and. Edge attacks from behind before he even gets 1/4 of the way down the ramp. Edge chokes Kennedy with his shirt. They are still outside so the ref can’t stop them. Kennedy gets run into the ring post. Edge takes a monitor from the floor on the broken announce table, and hits Kennedy in the head with it.
In the ring the ref yells at Edge to get away while he checks on Kennedy. The ref tells Kennedy he doesn’t have to fight but Kennedy wants to. Kennedy tells him to ring the damn bell. The ref rings the bells and Edge spears Kennedy. Edge covers Kennedy for three winning the briefcase.
- Winner: Edge
Edge hits Kennedy over the head with the briefcase. Kennedy struggles to his feet and gets hit over the head with the case again. Edge kisses the briefcase before leaving the ring.
Video of the ref arguing with Kennedy over starting the match. Then Edge spearing Kennedy for the three.
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JR and King are sitting in front of their broken announce table. Video of Great Khali and HBK in the ring then HBK going through the table. They say HBK is still receiving medical attention.
Orton’s music plays and he comes down to the ring. Cena then comes down to decent pop. Orton stares a hole through Cena while he gets ready for the match.
They lock up and Orton is taken down for a quick two. Orton then takes Cena down for one. Cena hits a fisherman’s suplex for two. Orton then sends Cena careening shoulder first into the ring post. Orton drops a knee on Cena’s chest and covers for two. A chin lock on Cena in the center of the ring. Cena works his way to his feet but Orton forces him back down again. Small “Cena” chant. Cena fights out of the hold and hits a shoulder block and then a couple of clotheslines. Cena then slams Orton to the mat.
Great Khali comes down to ring side. Cena gets Orton up for the FU but then drops him when he see Great Khali has picked up Cena’s title belt. Khali walks off with the title belt.
Orton tries to attack a distracted Cena, but Cena hits a drop toe hold and locks on the STFU. Cena lets go and goes after Great Khali. Cena attacks Great Khali from behind. Khali turns around and flattens Cena before leaving with the belt. Cena is flat out on the top of the ramp when the camera fades out.
Biggest pop
HBK
Lashley
Cena
Santino
Biggest heat
Edge
Vince
Umaga
Great Khali
