WWE Sunday Night Heat Report-31st July 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators Todd Grisham & Jonathan Coachman
Welcome back everybody. Before Heat starts the Lord Alfred Hayes tribute from Raw airs. Onto Heat and getting us out of the blocks this week is.......................................
Rob Conway vs Rosey w/Super Stacy
New music for Conway that's really horrible. You have to hear it to believe it. Conway with some mic work to begin:-
"I feel great. Finally the Con-Man is on his own in the spotlight and the spotlight, it never looked better. You know I'm the fastest rising Superstar here in the WWE and from now on I'm not going to follow your rules. I'm going to do things my way the Con-Way". Stacy looking hot as always and we get treated to the leggy entrance. Conway tries to work the arm, Rosey reverses, Conway knees the gut and applies a headlock. Rosey sends off the ropes, Conway ducks underneath and jabs and punches away on Rosey. Conway runs the ropes right into a Rosey shoulder tackle and Conway slides outside. Conway dodges a Rosey baseball slide, Rosey counters Conway's punch then knocks him down. Rosey scoops up Conway, Conway slips behind and sends Rosey into the ringpost then ringsteps. Conway on the apron flexes his elbow before leaping off and elbowdropping the fallen Rosey. Back inside and Conway covers for a two. Conway with mounted punches on the mat. Conway yells "Conman rules". Both exchange punches and Rosey is on his knees but Conway boots him down and applies a chinlock. Stacy gets Rosey and the crowd going, Rosey back up, Conway turns into a front facelock and knees the gut of Rosey. Conway attemps a suplex but Rosey shows him how it's done. Stacy gets Rosey going again and a Rosey chant starts. Conway charges into a clothesline. Rosey with a clubbing forearm delivers a headbutt to send Conway to the corner. Rosey Irish whips and fires up. Rosey wastes a bit of time though and he charges but Conway gets his feet up. Conway runs the ropes and attemps a cross body, Rosey catches and slams him down 1-2-no. Conway is on the apron, Rosey grabs, Conway elbows but Rosey knocks him off the apron. Rosey puts Conway back in, Rosey gets in but Conway hits him with a high knee but it's the knee with the leg brace on and Rosey is dazed. Conway pulls Rosey up delivers a swinging neckbreaker and gets the 1-2-3. Stacy looks shocked. Here is Your Winner: ROB CONWAY.
Still to come The Hurricane w/SuperStacy vs Rene Dupree. You can never have enough Stacy.
Up next The Kurt Angle Invitational from Raw.
Raw comes to Hallam FM Arena, Sheffield November 21st, 7.30pm. WWE.Com for details.
Eugene returns and wins Kurt Angle's Gold Medal on Raw after lasting the full three minutes against him. Tomorrow on Raw it's The Eugene Invitational.
The Boogeyman promo airs. This guy is the pits guaranteed.
Commercials.
Recap of Battle of the Bands from Raw. John Cena and Co rock the house. Chris Jericho pulls Fozzy out instead vowing to beat Cena at SummerSlam and become champion. I wanted to see Fozzy play, never mind maybe next time.
Later John Cena vs Carlito in non-title match from Raw.
Hulk Hogan vs Shawn Michaels "Legend vs Icon" promo for SummerSlam airs. Bad news fellow UK fans as it's on Sky Box Office.
Johnny Parisi vs Mac McChesney
This is the debut match of the man formerly known as Johnny Swinger in ECW and TNA. Coach cleverly alludes to Parisi's previous moniker by saying he's somewhat of a Swinger leading an alternative lifestyle. Parisi backs McChesney to the ropes and talks trash as he points his finger at him. McChesney tries to slap it away and says come on. Parisi feigns spitting and backs up a little. Lockup, Parisi works the arm driving his shoulder into McChesney then slapping his head as an armbar is applied.
Parisi cranks the arm, McChesney rolls back up and reverses into an armwringer and hammerlock. Parisi backs McChesney to the corner but McChesney dodges a punch and nails a couple of chops and a punch. One guy yells out ECW but it doesn't catch on. McChesney with an Irish whip, Parisi blocks a monkey flip attempt by haging on in the corner and McChesney hits the mat. Parisi nails repeated stomps on McChesney before stalking him and sweeping his leg from under him. Parisi with a snapmare traps McChesney in a vice. McChesney rises to his feet, Parisi applies a side headlock, McChesney punches free knees the gut and sends Parisi off the ropes. McChesney puts his head down too early allowing Parisi to boot and he makes a nonchalant cover with one boot for two. Parisi pulls at McChesney's ear on the mat and then yanks at McChesney's face as Coach says he hasn't got Eric Bischoff on the hotline yet as he's just taking a look at Parisi. McChesney fends Parisi off with punches to the gut, Parisi comes back with a knee to the face. Parisi drops four elbows, pulls up McChesney and Irish whips. McChesney sidesteps a charge and Parisi crashes into the corner. McChesney ducks a clothesline and nails two dropkicks. McChesney off the ropes into a leaping cross body for two. McChesney with a punch and Coach says if Parisi loses he should walk to the back then keep walking. Parisi reverses off the ropes lifts McChesney, McChesney slips behind, Parisi boots the gut and executes a DDT that Grisham calls The Shaft. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: JOHNNY PARISI. Post match Coach changes his tune on Parisi and hypes his nasty side and The Shaft.
Up next Kane vs Edge in a Stretcher match from Raw.
Commercials.
WWE Rewind: Raw two weeks ago. Edge beats Kane in a Steel Cage match.
Edge beats Kane in a Stretcher match on Raw following briefcase shots to the head. We see post match stills of Kane laying out Edge and tombstoning Lita before taking her on a trip to Hell in an ambulance. No footage or mention of Matt Hardy though.
Don't Try This At Home.
Carlito beats John Cena in a non-title match on Raw with Chris Jericho as special referee. Jericho low blows Cena when he was set to FU Carlito. Jericho beats on Cena allowing Carlito to pin and Jericho holds and looks at the belt. Tomorrow on Raw it's John Cena vs Carlito again but this time for the WWE Title.
SmackDown! comes to Hallam FM Arena, Sheffield November 22nd, 7.30pm. WWE.Com for details.
Commercials.
Rene Dupree vs The Hurricane w/Super Stacy
I've given up on seeing Fifi again. Dupree has his flag but Hurricane has Stacy. Both Hurri-pose in the ring as Dupree gives an evil eye to the Hurricane. USA chant begins as always in a Dupree match. Both lockup, Dupree with a side headlock. Dupree off the ropes, Hurricane charges in but Dupree still knocks him down. Hurricane gets up and Dupree with another headlock. Hurricane goes to send Dupree off the ropes no he grabs a headlock. Dupree sends off the ropes, Dupree leapfrogs. Both off the ropes, Hurricane takes down Dupree with a clothesline. Hurricane grabs an arm, judo throw to Dupree. Hurricane with an armbar on the canvas, Dupree back up backs Hurricane to the corner. Dupree's body language is suggesting a clean break but he drives an elbow into Hurricane's head then delivers a headbutt, punches and kick in the corner. Dupree chokes Hurricane on the mat as Coach informs us that Kane was arrested for stealing an ambulance and assaulting a paramedic then finally acknowledges Matt Hardy after three weeks of beatdowns on Edge. Dupree continues to choke Hurricane until the referee backs him up and reads the riot act. Dupree kicks Hurricane, snapmare followed by a boot to the back by Dupree. Dupree with a leaping kneedrop applies a rear naked choke. Stacy and the crowd get a USA chant going again and Hurricane stirs back to his feet and punches free. Hurricane runs the ropes but Dupree knees Hurricane in the gut and kicks him for good measure. Dupree with a slam, fistdrop, cover for two. Dupree goes back to the rear naked choke, Stacy gets Hurricane going again, Hurricane elbows free no Dupree clubs the back. Dupree off the ropes, Hurricane nails a heel kick. A small Hurricane chant has started. Hurricane punches at Dupree, Dupree reverses off the ropes, Hurricane comes back with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Hurricane with an Irish whip and Dupree hits the corner upside down. Hurricane clotheslines Dupree down and heads up top. Hurricane nails a flying cross body for two. Hurricane calls for the Shining Wizard. Dupree ducks and hooks the Cobra Clutch but Hurricane backs Dupree to the corner and drives an elbow into Dupree's head. Hurricane mounts Dupree and nails six mounted punches then Dupree grabs Hurricane and drops him down onto the top turnbuckle. Hurricane staggers back into another Cobra Clutch then in mid move Dupree executes a half nelson slam and gets the duke. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: RENE DUPREE. I guess that puts Conway and Dupree as top challengers for the tag titles considering they knocked both the champs off in singles matches this week although that would kill Dupree's momentum and Conway's new gimmick. Food for thought though.
Coach and Grisham shill for Raw tomorrow before Grisham signs off and thanks us for watching. End of Show. I'll be back with the Shaun Selector. Shaun.
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