WWE Sunday Night Heat Report-14th August 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators Todd Grisham & Jonathan Coachman
Welcome back everybody. It's time for Heat so let's dive straight back into the action. We begin this week with..........................................
Val Venis vs Johnny Parisi
Hellllllllllllooooooooo Ladies. Parisi is already in the ring by the way as Val makes his entrance. Val goes out and gives his towel to a lady and reels her in for a kiss before grabbing a mic. Retro Venis. "Helllooooo Ladies......Now we've all heard the commotion and the controversy over Hooter's air. Well Ladies let me introduce you to Air Valbowski hahaha where you will climb aboard the biggest most luxurious Jumbo Jet you have ever been on. Where at 30,000 feet you will experience the most intense body numbing turbulence that will have your eyes rolling in the back of your head screaming at the flight attendant give me another house specialty drink it's called The Money Shot. And as we make that long slow descent back down to earth you will know first hand why Air Valbowski is really ecstacy in the sky. (Woman's voice) But Val I have my husband with me and I don't know what to do? It's alright baby you can check your excess baggage at the gate." Bell goes Val backs Parisi to the corner, the referee separates and Parisi with a sucker punch drops Val. Parisi follows up with another punch and series of stomps. Val reverses Parisi into the ropes and follows through with standing kneelifts then a russian legsweep. Val gyrates and performs mounted punches on the mat. Val chops Parisi in the corner, Parisi reverses an Irish whip and Val drops to the canvas. Parisi drops an elbow across the back and continues to stomp. Parisi clubs and knees Val's back before driving his head into Val's gut in the corner. Parisi with a suplex for a nearfall. Parisi chinlocks Val, Val escapes with backelbows. Val with a forearm comes off the ropes but Parisi backbodydrops and covers for another nearfall. Parisi drives knees into Val's back then stomps before a falling headbutt finds the mark and another one. Val blocks another Parisi suplex, punches and tries to lift himself but Val can't lift Parisi and backs up favouring his back. Parisi charges, Val ducks and hits a half nelson slam. Both men recover and get up, Val blocks Parisi's roundhouses and knocks him away then down with his own. Val with a clothesline then backelbow chops Parisi. Parisi reverses off the ropes, Val comes back with a diving shoulder tackle but a cover only gets one. Parisi goes to the corner, Val advances, Parisi takes Val down and covers with his feet on the ropes but the referee sees this at two and Parisi argues with the referee. Parisi turns back round to Val who greets him with a spinebuster. Val heads up top and hits the Money Shot. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: VAL VENIS. With no entrance and being jobbed out twice in three outings things are looking bleak for Johnny Parisi.
Still to come Rene Dupree vs Matt Striker.
Up next Kurt Angle in Eugene Invitational from Raw.
Raw comes to Hallam FM Arena, Sheffield November 21st, 7.30pm. WWE.Com for details.
Kurt Angle gets DQ'ed in his own hometown in the Eugene Invitational. Hulk Hogan saves Eugene from an Angle beatdown. It's Hulk Hogan vs Kurt Angle on Raw tomorrow night while at SummerSlam it's Eugene w/Christy Hemme vs Kurt Angle in a No Time Limit match. Will Angle end the Eugene gimmick?
Commercials.
SummerSlam Divas promo airs.
Kerwin White promo
White comes out in a golf cart with old Frank Sinatra-esque music. Kerwin says the following after driving around the ring and high-fiving the fans: "You've been searching for a champion. A Warrior cut from the same cloth as real Americans. For far too long the sports world has been void of positive role models but now your saerch is over. No need to look anymore because.....(Kerwin listens to the crowd) who?? Ch-Ch-Chavo no, no I'm sorry Chavo has left the building. He's probably trying to get a job at some taco stand like all the rest of the unemployed hispanics. Thank you, thank you (Kerwin claps). Like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. Your search is over and there's no need to look anymore because standing right in front of you is a true sports hero, who lives by a higher code of morals and values. Oh I'm sorry White values. The great White hope has arrived and his name is Kerwin White. (Kerwin bows to the slight boos in the arena). And like I always say If it's not White, it's not right." Coach only partially agrees with Kerwin. Kerwin dances a bit then goes out and practices his golf swing.
Up next Chris Jericho vs Chad Patton from Raw.
Chris Jericho Y2J Raw promo airs.
Recap of the last two weeks on Raw concerning Chris Jericho/John Cena/Carlito/Eric Bischoff. Chris Jericho beats Chad Patton last Monday and Cena saves him from a Jericho/Carlito/Eric Bischoff mugging. Tomorrow night on Raw it's Chris Jericho & Carlito vs John Cena in a handicap match.
Hulk Hogan vs Shawn Michaels "Legend vs Icon" promo for SummerSlam airs.
Commercials.
Tyson Tomko vs J P Parsonage
Hey it's Johnny Devine from TNA's Team Canada. Parsonage is announced as the hometown boy as the commentators hype up Tomko as a monster. Tomko backs Parsonage into the ropes and shoves him away twice. Parsonage charges back in, Tomko knees him in the gut. Tomko whips Parsonage off the ropes, Parsonage ducks then slides underneath Tomko but Tomko comes back and plants a big boot on Parsonage's mush and his lights are out. Tomko yells out and goes to pull up Parsonage but the referee tells him he's done and checks on Parsonage who isn't moving. The referee calls for the bell and then some paramedics. Here is Your Winner via KO: TYSON TOMKO. Post match Tomko yells out some more and poses as we check the replays. Grisham speculates on a possible broken neck but this was all a work. Tomko heads to the back as Grisham sends it backstage to Maria who's with Rene Dupree.
Maria: I'm here with Rene Dupree and Rene I just wanted to get your thoughts about your match tonight on Sunday Night Heat against Matt Striker.
Rene: Have you been watching my matches like I told you to sweetheart?
Maria: Yeah, Dur
Rene: So you know now that I am simply phenomenal right? and you know why they call me the French Phenom right?
Maria: Phenom means good right?
Rene: Yeah it does. You're smart you know that yeah. Listen sweetheart when I get in the ring with this sticky fingers fellow tonight...
Maria: Striker. His name is Matt Striker.
Rene: I'm sure it is okay. When I get in the ring with Matt Striker the people watching at home on television and even you Maria are going to realize why Rene Dupree is...
Maria: Really, really good?
Rene: You have no idea. Rene Dupree is simply phenomenal.
Still to come Rene Dupree vs Matt Striker
Up next Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels face to face from Raw.
SmackDown! comes to Hallam FM Arena, Sheffield November 22nd, 7.30pm. WWE.Com for details.
Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels talk trash on Raw before Michaels superkicks Jerry Lawler and Hogan throws Michaels out of the ring. Cue SummerSlam hype.
Don't Try This At Home.
Commercials.
Rene Dupree vs Matt Striker
Striker starts a USA chant. Grisham notes Striker beat Johnny Parisi last week but faces a tougher test tonight. Lockup results in Dupree shoving Striker down and posing. Striker comes back with a go-behind and a quick schoolboy for two before mocking the French Tickler. Dupree charges into a drop toehold then an armdrag into an armbar. Dupree sends Striker off the ropes, Striker slides underneath but Dupree clotheslines then stomps on his chest. Dupree chokes Striker in the second rope before driving a running knee into the back of Striker's head. Dupree pulls Striker up and chops him down before swatting at his face with his boot. Dupree with a snapmare now applies a rear naked choke. Striker stirs to a USA chant and backelbows free but Dupree clubs him back down before dishing out a scoop slam and a falling headbutt. Dupree covers for a nearfall then throws Striker through the ropes outside. Dupree goes out and chops Striker down before slamming his back into the ring apron twice then booting. Dupree breaks the count then comes back out and chops Striker down again. Dupree gets in and poses to the crowd to boos as Striker tries to recover outside. Dupree puts Striker back in, nearfall. Dupree goes back to the rear naked choke. Striker responds again to a USA chant, breaks free and both men exchange punches until Striker ducks Dupree and comes off the ropes with a cross body which gets a two count. Striker bodyslams Dupree and starts to feel it. Striker goes up to the second rope no top rope and nails a flying cross body but it gets him another two. Striker can't believe it. Striker punches Dupree into the corner. Dupree tries to turn the tables, Striker blocks and sends Dupree away. Dupree charges into a boot to the face, Striker goes to the second rope and comes off right into a Dupree boot to the gut. Dupree quickly hooks a Cobra Clutch and turns it into a Cobra Clutch slam. Thanks for coming Striker. Here is Your Winner: RENE DUPREE.
Grisham shills for all things Raw tomorrow night before signing off and thanking us for watching. End of Show. The Shaun Selector will follow shortly. Later. Shaun.
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