WWE Velocity Report-3rd September 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators Steve Romero & Josh Mathews
Welcome aboard fellow Velociters. Let's get on with the show. Kicking off the weekend action is....................................
Paul London vs Brian Kendrick
Spanksters back in the house. Code of Honor by both to begin. Josh notes both are HBK trainees and Kendrick is back in the WWE following a stint in Japan. He neglects to mention ROH though. Both lockup and go the corner where we get a clean break. Both slap hands and Kendrick starts with a hammerlock, London rolls through and reverses. London with a side headlock off the ropes, shoulder tackle. London steps over, Kendrick leapfrogs then hits a couple of armdrags. Kendrick charges in the corner, London backdrops him out, Kendrick lands on the apron, ducks London, drives his head into London's gut and comes back in over London. London blocks another armdrag and drops Kendrick to the mat. Cover gets one. London dropkicks the arm and slams Kendrick down on his arm before hitting a standing Shooting Star Press for a nearfall. London stomps and kicks at the arm before repeatedly driving his shoulder into Kendrick's. London with a northern lights suplex for another nearfall. Kendrick tries to fight back but London kicks him and throws his arm onto the mat. Kendrick forearms back, London kicks and stomps at the arm then stretches it along the bottom rope. London with a forearm and kick, Kendrick with a chop and forearms, London comes back with a forearm and kick before throwing Kendrick down by the arm for a nearfall. London has an armwringer applied, London boots Kendrick and takes him down for another nearfall. Kendrick forearms as London kicks and forearms back. London drives Kendrick into the corner shoulder first. London charges into a forearm, Kendrick chops, both exchange forearms, London kicks and Kendrick cuts off an Irish whip by breaking London's grip and kicking London down into the corner. Kendrick takes down London with a flying forearm, dropkick, headscissors and spinning heel kick. Kendrick with a nearfall pulls London up who grabs an arm, Kendrick forearms free but misses a flying cross body from the second rope. London grabs an arm, Kendrick sends off the ropes, London ducks and nails a dropsault 1-2-kickout. London argues the count. London tries an Oklahoma roll which gets no count, London falls on top for another cover but Kendrick bridges out at one counters a London attempt on the arm and hits Sliced Bread # 2. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: BRIAN KENDRICK. Post match in a play on words Josh says Brian Kendrick just Spanked Paul London. Kendrick leaves favouring his shoulder as London grabs a mic and whines again. Basically he's glad everyone's there to witness how crappy it is around here (the WWE) and his own best friend just screwed him. What is that? I don't like this side to Paul London.
Still to come Nunzio vs Super Crazy (Non-title).
Up next Booker T vs Ken Kennedy from SmackDown!
SmackDown! UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
WWE Rewind: SmackDown! two weeks ago Christian leaves Booker T to get pinned by Super Crazy & Psicosis.
Ken Kennedy beats Booker T on SmackDown! after Booker gets distracted watching Sharmell argue with Christian at ringside.
Still to come Randy Orton vs Rey Mysterio from SmackDown!
Commercials.
Hardcore Holly vs Steve Madison
Holly is super over this week. Holly is announced as the Alabama Slammer. Holly applies a side headlock to begin. Holly sent off the ropes comes back with a shoulder tackle and step over but walks into an armdrag then hiptoss. Madison gets booed, Holly knocks down Madison with one punch then hits another punch and kick. Madison bounces off the ropes and Holly shoves him down. Madison staggers to the corner, Holly boots, Madison goes to another corner and Holly chops him from corner to corner. Holly delivers a suplex for a nearfall then applies an armwringer. Holly to the corner where Madison punches and rakes his face before elbowing him down off the ropes and choking on the mat. A Holly chant starts. Holly chops back, Madison punches, Holly punches, Madison rakes the face again and chokes along the top rope. Madison punches, Irish whip, Madison charges into a boot and Holly clotheslines him down twice. Madison off the ropes into a Holly dropkick. Holly nails a Dick kick then lifts for the Alabama Slam. Holly plays to the crowd then drops Madison for the 1-2-3. The crowd ate this up and were really into Holly. Here is Your Winner: HARDCORE HOLLY.
Up next Batista tries the Simon System on SmackDown!
Don't Try This At Home.
Batista uses the Simon System and quickly obliterates Simon Dean on SmackDown! Hilarious segment/match.
Raw UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Commercials.
Doug Basham vs Michael Patrick
Doug takes his glasses off and shoves Patrick a couple of times in disgust. Patrick shoves back, Doug charges into a lockup and backs Patrick to the ropes before throwing him to the mat. Doug with a go-behind throws Patrick back down and applies a wristlock and slaps his head. Doug boots Patrick in the gut and slaps him in the face. Patrick gets some punches in but Doug drops him with a backelbow. Patrick off the ropes surprises Doug with a sunset flip that gets a one count but Doug immediately drives his head into Patrick's gut and delivers kneelifts before throwing him down again. Doug drops knees into Patrick's head, plays to the crowd who boo and chant boring as Patrick tries to fight back but Doug clubs the back then Irish whips. Doug clotheslines Patrick and Doug looks pleased with himself. Doug kicks Patrick down and covers but pulls him up at one. Doug slaps the back of Patrick's head boots him and slams him down. Doug drops a few elbows then a legdrop and ushers Patrick up. Doug pulls him up to a seated position and taunts him by asking him if he wants to be a wrestler while he slaps him. Doug applies a rear naked choke, Patrick gets up and tries to elbow free until Doug throws him down. Doug drops his kneepad but misses a kneedrop and Patrick hits a jawbreaker and some punches. Patrick boots and sends Doug off the ropes and backelbows him down. Patrick with a scoop slam for a one count. Doug cuts off a whip to the ropes reels in Patrick and delivers an inverted atomic drop quickly followed by a leg lariat for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: DOUG BASHAM.
Up next Randy Orton vs Rey Mysterio from SmackDown!
WWE Raw & SmackDown! live in the UK this November promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
WWE Slam of the Week: SmackDown! two weeks ago Cowboy Bob Orton distracts Hardcore Holly allowing Randy Orton to RKO and pin him.
Randy Orton pins Rey Mysterio on SmackDown! via an RKO from the second rope following a low blow after Cowboy Bob Orton caused a distraction by grabbing Mysterio.
Steve and Josh run down what's in store for us on the first episode of Friday Night SmackDown!
Up next Nunzio vs Super Crazy (Non-title).
Commercials.
Super Crazy w/Juventud & Psicosis vs Nunzio w/Big Vito
Non-title main event match which should be good. The Mexicools have assumed face roles this week. The Mexicools and the new FBI have a standoff in the ring before we settle down to Nunzio and Crazy. Nunzio reminds us he's the champ and tells Crazy he ain't getting his belt. ECW chant is heard. Lockup, break. Nunzio with some jumping jacks. Both lock hands in a test of strength, Crazy kicks Nunzio off and maneuvers him down before rolling through with an armwringer then delivering an armdrag into an armbar. Nunzio tries to hook Crazy's legs into a cover but Crazy counters into a crucifix pin attempt for a nearfall. Nunzio slaps Crazy and does more jumping jacks. Crazy comes back with a boot but Nunzio counters a tilt-a-whirl with an armbar on the canvas. Crazy tries to roll through but Nunzio with a firemans carry and a nearfall. Nunzio re-applies the armbar as Crazy gets up. Nunzio slaps Crazy's chest, Crazy off the ropes ducks Nunzio twice, Nunzio reverses an Irish whip but Crazy leaps off the second rope and into a cross body for a nearfall. Crazy with a twisting elbow for another nearfall. Crazy slaps Nunzio's chest, Irish whip reversal, Crazy floats over but Nunzio catches and puts him on the apron and elbows him off to where the rest of the Mexicools are. Nunzio gets out and is wary of the Mexicools so Vito approaches for some backup and a standoff ensues. Nunzio gets back in as the referee restores some order and sends each party to their own respective corners. The FBI are in the ring as Crazy goes to get back in and the referee ushers Vito out. Crazy gets on the apron and Nunzio dropkicks him and pulls him back in for a nearfall. Nunzio with mounted punches drives Crazy's head into the mat and drops a leg. A cover gets Nunzio another nearfall. Nunzio with an armbar switches arms, Crazy up and in the corner, Nunzio delivers a battering ram then Irish whip. Nunzio charges in and hits a second battering ram then Irish whips again but Crazy floats over and into a sunset flip 1-2-kickout. Nunzio immediately knees Crazy in the gut and hits a side russian legsweep. 1-2-no Crazy has his foot on the bottom rope. Nunzio pushes Crazy onto the apron and distracts the referee allowing Vito to get a shot in and the referee ushers the outside parties back again as Nunzio traps Crazy in a chinlock. Crazy gets back on his feet and elbows free but Nunzio clubs him down then picks him up and goes to punch but Crazy blocks and fires back. Nunzio off the ropes tries a sunset flip but Crazy rolls back and dropkicks Nunzio in the face. Crazy slumps into a cover 1-2-no. Nunzio charges Crazy who ducks and takes down Nunzio with four dropkicks. Crazy leaps on and off the second rope and dropkicks Vito off the apron. Crazy fires up comes off the ropes and knocks down Nunzio three times with flying forearms. Crazy knocks Vito off the apron once again this time with a forearm but turns back round into a Nunzio jawbreaker. Nunzio knocks Psicosis off the apron and into his lawnmower before slamming down Crazy and heading up top. The referee is distracted dealing with Vito on the apron and Juvi snucks up behind Nunzio and shoves him off to the canvas. Crazy takes advantage hitting a moonsault from the second rope and he gets the duke as the other Mexicools tangle with Vito outside and stop him from interfering. 1-2-3. Super Crazy is surely now in line for a title shot? Here is Your Winner: SUPER CRAZY. Post match the Mexicools celebrate on their way to the back.
Steve quickly shills for SmackDown! before ending the show. Keep it here for Sunday Night Heat. Shaun.
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