WWE Sunday Night Heat Report-4th September 2005
By Shaun Best-Rajah.Com Reporter
Commentators Todd Grisham & Jonathan Coachman
Welcome back one and all. It's now time for Sunday Night Heat and first out of the chute this week is............................
Rob Conway vs Matt Striker
Conway has dropped the hat and doesn't wear his shades to wrestle anymore. Conway with a side headlock and into a quick go-behind delivers a slap to the back of Striker's head. Lockup side headlock by Conway, Conway hits a shoulder tackle off the ropes and laughs before telling Striker that's the Con-Way. Striker goes to one knee to avoid Conway and lands a go-behind of his own. Conway maneuvers out with a wristlock, Striker goes up and over using the ropes and reverses while winding up Conway's arm. Striker into a side headlock takedown, Conway counters with a headscissors and Striker gets free. Both men get up and Conway knocks Striker down with a punch. Conway stomps Striker then drives his head into the corner. Striker off the ropes, Conway elbows him down and flexes his elbow before dropping it onto Striker's chest. Conway slaps Striker's head whilst trash talking him, Striker punches back, Conway sends him off the ropes but Striker boots him in the head but then charges into a powerslam and Conway covers for a nearfall. Conway applies a rear naked choke and gets some cheap shots in to Striker's face. Striker gets up and punches free, Conway knees the gut and Irish whips. Conway charges and Striker goes over into a sunset flip for a nearfall. Striker ducks a Conway lunge and connects with a series of right hands that stagger Conway but a standing dropkick puts him down. Striker punches and sends Conway off the ropes into a backbodydrop. A winded Conway gets up with help from the ropes, Striker from behind goes to turn Conway round but Conway levels him with a clothesline and quickly capitalizes by nailing Striker with the Ego Trip. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: ROB CONWAY.
Still to come Kerwin White vs Tajiri in a rematch from last week on Heat.
Later Edge vs Matt Hardy in an excellent Street Fight from Raw.
SmackDown! UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
Rene Dupree vs Mike Patrick
Here comes Dupree with his flag. His opponent is the same one that faced Doug Basham on Velocity. As is the norm for Dupree matches a USA chant breaks out as the bell goes. A pissed off Dupree boots Patrick in the gut, clubs him down and stomps his head. Dupree Irish whips Patrick who lands front first in the corner and Dupree advances and knocks him down from behind before posing. Dupree with a snapmare and a measured kick to the back. Dupree executes a back suplex, nearfall. Dupree drops a fist onto Patrick puts him back down then comes off the second rope with a jumping attack but Patrick gets his boot up and hits Dupree. Patrick gets some shots in to the gut, ducks Dupree and backslides him for a two count. Patrick with a small package, nearfall. Patrick ducks Dupree and comes off the ropes with a sunset flip attempt but Dupree keeps his balance however Patrick dodges a fistdrop, boots Dupree and attempts a neckbreaker. Dupree quickly counters this into a double knee backbreaker and covers. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: RENE DUPREE. Grisham sends it backstage to Maria who's standing by with Johnny Parisi:
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Maria: I'm here on Sunday Night Heat with Johnny Parmisi? Parchisi? Pepperoni?
Parisi: Oh this is ridiculous. It's Parisi. Johnny Parisi. My uncle Tony Parisi was a World Tag Team Champion. I am a second generation Superstar. These fans should be worshipping me like the Rock. I can hear them chanting my name. (Sniff) (Whispers) Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.....
Maria: (Laughs)
Parisi: Hey! Are you laughing at me?
Maria: (Shakes her head)
Parisi: You think this is funny? (sarcastically laughs) We'll see who's laughing tonight when I make short work of that monkey Eugene. Maybe then I'll get the respect around here that I deserve (Parisi walks off)
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Kurt Angle Raw promo airs.
Commercials.
Kerwin White vs Tajiri
White comes out on his golf cart and practices his golf swing in the ring as we see a clip of how White cheated to beat Tajiri last week. Tajiri comes out and White asks for a mic. White says: "I have been asked...... (small Chavo chant) Chavo Wh-Who? You've obviously mistaken me for someone else. I have been asked to come out here tonight and apologize for some of my comments made on Raw. In particularly those regarding a Shelton Benjamin. But, you know what I said was simply part of my job as the official spokesman of middle class America, your official spokesman and come on I wasn't saying anything that each and every one of you weren't thinking. Sshh. It's not my fault that Shelton Benjamin is the WWE's version of Doug/Doc/Duck (didn't catch it sorry) Gooden. All the potential in the world for Superstardom. But what does he do he let's it fizzle all away and Tajiri you're just like Shelton Benjamin"..... With that Tajiri kicks White, stomps, pulls off his top and mists it before tossing it to the referee. White charges Tajiri and boots and punches him into the corner. White mounts Tajiri but Tajiri slips out and pulls White down into a tree of woe position. Tajiri runs and hits a dropkick to the face sending White outside. Tajiri goes out and hits an axehandle to the back from the apron. Tajiri kicks White who rests against the ringpost. Tajiri swings a leg, White moves and Tajiri hits the post. Both get in and Tajiri is favouring his leg. White stomps and stretches it in the corner. White charges and Tajiri goes for the Tarantula but White beats on the leg pulls Tajiri back in the ring and lifts and drops Tajiri down on his injured leg. White lifts Tajiri who rolls into a sunset flip attempt but White rolls back and traps Tajiri in a single leg Boston Crab. Tajiri makes it to the ropes, White stomps on the leg, runs the ropes and into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Tajiri. Tajiri hits a spinning heel kick and tries to get some feeling back in his leg. Tajiri hits some stiff kicks but White aims a dropkick at Tajiri's leg to put him down. White goes to lift Tajiri who counters into a rollup for two. Tajiri ducks White and nails him with a crescent kick for another nearfall. Tajiri tries to fix his leg some more and kicks White into the ropes. White cuts off a whip to the ropes slides underneath Tajiri and rolls back hooking his legs where White re-applies the single leg Boston Crab. Shades of Lance Storm there. Tajiri is near to the ropes but White brings him to mid-ring and with it locked in and no-place for Tajiri to go Tajiri taps out. Here is Your Winner by Submission: KERWIN WHITE.
Later: Action from the Main Event from Raw.
Up next Edge vs Matt Hardy in a Street Fight from Raw.
Raw promo airs.
Highlights air of Matt Hardy and Edge beating each other to a pulp before we see narrated stills of both going to a non-contest as a Side Effect sent both men off the stage and plummeting through a table near all the wires and electrics. We see both men on stretchers and Edge looking petrified about his neck. This was worked brilliantly. I can't wait for the next chapter at Unforgiven.
Don't Try This At Home. (Quite fitting after the previous segment)
Commercials.
The second Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vignette airs that was on Raw last Monday night. Once again we cut backstage to Maria:
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Maria: Please welcome my guests at this time. The World Tag Team Champions. Hurricane & Rosey. (Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww. They both arrive on the scene) I just wanted to ask you guys if you were concerned at all about the new tag team of Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch?
Hurricane: Concerned. Concerned you say? Oh no no no. With the Hurricane and the mighty Rosey we'll take on any and all vile villain who wish to challenge us for these World Tag Team championships. The one thing however that does give me pause is Murdoch's desire to make someone squeal like a pig. The Hurricane squeal like a pig? Big Rosey squeal like a pig? Wasupwidat?
Maria: (Laughs) and my next question is do you know Batman? Because I saw him in a movie this summer and he is so hot.
Hurricane: Well chicks do dig Superheroes (he puts his arm around Maria who laughs)
Rosey: But do we know Batman? Girl let me tell you something. Last week in Gotham City we were rollin' six hotties deep in the Batmobile.
Maria: (In shock, giggles)
Hurricane: As a Matter of fact look (points) It's the Batsignal right up there.
Maria: Where?
The Hurricane and Rosey look at each other and take their leave (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww) leaving Maria all confused.
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Eugene vs Johnny Parisi
Eugene says hello and waves to all his fans and licks announcer Justin Roberts before parading around like a Bushwhacker. The referee calls for the bell and Eugene copies him. Eugene shakes the referee's hand and pulls him in for a hug. Eugene extends his hand to Parisi who slaps it away before spitting on his own hands rubbing them together and inviting Eugene to advance. Lockup, Parisi goes to take Eugene to the corner but Eugene slips out and crawls under Parisi and bites his ass. Parisi goes outside and Eugene decides to do the same to the referee before jumping up and down clapping his hands while the referee reprimands him. Eugene swings on the ropes as Parisi gets back in and Eugene catches the advancing Parisi in mid-swing after breaking off to wave to the crowd. Eugene gets in and crawls on all fours before lifting his leg and farting on Parisi. Eugene dances a little before Parisi advises him that his shoelace is undone. Eugene bends down and Parisi boots him in the head. Parisi stomps on Eugene and chokes him with his boot then again on the canvas with his hands. Parisi holds Eugene's head as he unloads with punches. Parisi knees the gut and drives Eugene's head into the corner but Eugene Eugene's up and attacks Parisi with a series of punches. Eugene sets up for a Rock Bottom but Parisi elbows free boots the gut and sets up for the Shaft DDT. Eugene maneuvers out by grabbing Parisi's arm, Eugene ducks a swinging Parisi and a boot to the gut is followed by a Stunner. 1-2-3. Comedy match. Here is Your Winner: EUGENE. Post match Eugene lifts the referee up before celebrating with his fans. Parisi deserves better than jobber status. We're reminded that tomorrow night on Raw it's Kurt Angle vs Eugene.
Still to come Viscera & Val Venis vs The Heart Throbs.
Up next the Main Event matchup from Raw.
Raw UK Survivor Series Tour promo airs. WWE.Com for details.
"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters & Carlito defeated Ric Flair & Shawn Michaels on Raw after a bloodied Flair fell victim to the Masterlock. I think Triple H will be revealed as Flair's attacker. Tomorrow on Raw Shawn Michaels takes the Master Lock challenge albeit one week late. I'll be surprised if he doesn't break it.
Carlito promo airs. (It's from the vignettes that aired hyping his debut last year).
Commercials.
The Heart Throbs vs Val Venis & Viscera
Fag schtick by the Throbs as we see footage from last week. Val beat Antonio. The Throbs beat Val down after and Viscera makes the save which sets us up nicely for this week's Heat Main Event. Val and Viscera come out to Val's music. Val chucks his towel to a female at ringside. Val starts off with Romeo. Val boots the gut and chops Romeo into the ropes before driving his head into the corner. Val sends Romeo off the ropes and backelbows down. Val with a slam fires up, forearms Antonio off the apron and hits a kneedrop on Romeo and covers for a one count. Val with a punch and chop, Romeo reverses off the ropes, Val boots him in the head and runs the ropes but Antonio drives a knee into Val's back allowing Romeo to clothesline Val down. Romeo with mounted mat punches to Val shoves Viscera causing a distraction to allow a Throb double team on Val in the way of a double legsweep. Antonio stays in (no tag made as Romeo feigned it by tagging himself) and covers Val for a nearfall. Antonio chokes Val on the canvas and holds in a front facelock as he tags in Romeo. The Throbs drive Val back first into their corner, Val tries to punch back but Romeo takes Val to the corner and holds as he tags Antonio who hammers away. Val knees Antonio and punches Romeo. Val boots Antonio and punches Romeo again before turning and advancing into an Antonio knee to the gut. Val blocks a suplex attempt and instead delivers one of his own before making the tag to Viscera. Viscera clotheslines and slams each Throb before backing each Throb in separate corners and charging in and squashing each one. Antonio falls in front of Viscera who delivers the Walrus (Viscerape) to the poor sod after some gyration. Romeo drops an axehandle but Viscera moves and Romeo hits his own partner. Viscera sends Romeo off the ropes, Romeo ducks the first time but then gets caught in a samoan drop. Antonio staggers into the same maneuver and both Throbs are down. Val heads up top and hits Romeo with the Money Shot as Viscera splashes onto Antonio and gets the pinfall. 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: VAL VENIS & VISCERA. Post match Val and Viscera have a gyration competition as a woman in the crowd looks on smiling.
Grisham shills for Raw, signs off and thanks us for watching. End of Show. I thought this was a good show with the continuity of some angles and the beginning of others with some entertaining matches. Heat is far from being just a recap show nowadays which is good. Anyway I'll be back later on with the Shaun Selector. Shaun.
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