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We begin tonight’s show with a fortune teller mentioning that Paul Heyman delivered a message last night. We see Heyman mention that there were ECW ‘rebels’ ready to tear apart Raw. Rob Van Dam was also present as we see Van Dam attack Edge. Sabu taught John Cena ‘extreme’ and we see Sabu with a double jump leg drop through the announce table to Cena. Tonight, Rob Van Dam and Kurt Angle face Randy Orton and Edge.
We are live from Albany, New York and your announcers are Joey ‘Who is the real B Show’ Styles and Taz.
We see footage of John Cena’s face after Sabu’s attack on Raw.
Match Number One: Sabu versus Tony Mamaluke (with Trinity)
Sabu dives at Mamaluke and then he gets a single leg take down and a near fall. Sabu with another cover after a leg drop. Mamaluke with a running knee and a kick to Sabu’s head for a two count. Mamaluke with a belly-to-back suplex with a hammer lock. Sabu with a slingshot leg lariat to Mamaluke for a two count and then he puts Sabu in the camel clutch but Mamaluke makes it to the ropes. Sabu sends Mamaluke outside the ring and they fight outside. Sabu gets a chair and he hits a triple jump plancha onto Mamaluke on the floor. Sabu looks under the apron but Mamaluke sends Sabu back into the ring and slams the chair into Sabu’s head. Mamaluke goes up top but Sabu tosses the chair at Mamaluke when Tony jumps from the turnbuckle. Sabu follows Mamaluke and places him on the table. Sabu goes into the ring and hits a slingshot splash through the table. Sabu rolls Mamaluke back into the ring for a slingshot somersault leg drop followed by a camel clutch and Mamaluke taps.
Winner: Sabu
Kelly is in the back and she reminds us that she is an exhibitionist. She says that she was so excited last week that she couldn’t get her bra off. Tonight she is going to show us everything that she has. We go to commercial.
We are back and Rob Van Dam has both belts on. He says that everyone gets to see him wrestle in a tag match along with Kurt Angle. Rob talks about why Angle isn’t with him. Van Dam says that Edge will have his ass handed to him on Sunday at Vengeance. Orton will get a preview in an extreme ass kicking. Van Dam says that he needs to get rolling.
Big Show comes to the ring and then Tommy Dreamer comes out. Dreamer gets on the mic and he says that last week Show got his first taste of being extreme. If you want to know the heart of ECW, you need to go through him. Dreamer slaps Show. Show kicks Dreamer and Tommy goes out of the ring. Show fights Dreamer outside the ring and then he sends Dreamer into the ring steps. Show tosses Dreamer into the ringside barrier. Show runs Dreamer’s back into the ring post. Dreamer tries to fight back but Show knocks him down again with a single punch. Show with the cobra clutch backbreaker and then he puts Dreamer in the cobra clutch. While Show walks to the back, Dreamer is smiling.
We see footage of Kurt Angle making Randy Orton tap out at One Night Stand. We go to commercial.
We are back and the vampire has moved outside the arena in Albany.
Macho Libre comes to the ring and he welcomes everyone with a Randy Savage type voice. He comments on how Savage said everything twice. If this is ECW, Macho Libre is looking for a fight. Sandman gets into the ring and Macho starts to talk but Sandman hits him with the cane.
Match Number Two: Macho Libre versus Sandman
Sandman with a number of cane shots followed by a beer. Sandman with the White Russian leg sweep for the three count.
Winner: Sandman
Paul Heyman is in the back telling the referee that all he has to do is make the three count. Heyman is told that John Cena is here and Heyman says that it is time to get everyone together. We go to commercial.
We are back and Paul is going over the plan for Cena’s arrival. They turn around and Cena walks in. Cena walks up to Heyman and Sabu and calls him a scumbag. He says that it was a great thing last night. He is here because he has an offer for Sabu. He tells them that it appears that ECW doesn’t like him. He has no problem with that. Cena says if Sabu wants a fight on Sunday. Cena tells Heyman to bring everyone to the pay per view. Cena says the match at Vengeance will be an Extreme Lumberjack match. He is man enough to look an ass kicking in the face, but he wants to go down swinging. Sabu agrees.
It is time for Kelly’s Expose. She is on the main stage and it is time for her to dance for the fans. This time the top is unhooked but she covers her ‘talents’ for the fans. Someone comes out and puts a towel over Kelly and takes her to the back.
We see footage from last week’s episode of ECW television when Edge speared Rob Van Dam. We go to commercial.
We are back and Test is coming to ECW.
Edge gets on the mic and he says that he thinks that ECW sucks. He says that everyone who loves ECW sucks too.
Match Number Three: Edge (with Lita) and Randy Orton versus Rob Van Dam and Kurt Angle
Angle and Edge start things off and Angle with a double leg take down and he goes for the ankle lock but Edge gets to the ropes. Angle with another double leg grab and an overhead throw. Van Dam is tagged in and Rob with a kick and forearms. Edge with an eye poke and then he tags in Orton. Orton and Van Dam exchange punches. Van Dam with a spin kick and then he crotches Orton on the top rope. Van Dam goes up top and hits a side kick that knocks Orton to the floor. Van Dam goes out and he slams Orton’s head into the apron. Van Dam with a moonsault from the apron to the floor. Orton with a European uppercut and then Edge is tagged in. Van Dam with a springboard side kick followed by a set up for Rolling Thunder but Lita pulls the ropes down and Van Dam goes to the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Edge and Van Dam exchange punches. Edge with a drop toe hold and Orton is tagged in. During the commercial, Lita chokes Van Dam. Back to live action and Orton with a knee drop. Edge tags back in and he throws Van Dam out of the ring to the floor and Van Dam hits the announce table. Edge Irish whips Van Dam into the ring steps. Orton tags in and he punches Van Dam followed by a standing drop kick for a two count. Van Dam with a high kick in the corner and then Van Dam knocks Edge down. Angle and Orton tag in and Angle hits the Three Rivers German suplex combination. Angle hits a German suplex on Edge who tries to sneak up on Angle. Angle gets Orton in the ankle lock and Edge helps Orton. Edge goes up top, but Angle catches him and hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Angle tries for the Angle slam on Edge but Orton clips him. Orton works on Angle’s knee and leg. Edge throws Angle out of the ring and then Angle is sent into the ring steps. Edge rolls Angle back into the ring for a two count. Angle with a choke on Edge but Lita makes the save. Orton tags in and he kicks Angle and knees him in the neck. Angle gets Orton in the ankle lock but Edge was tagged in. Edge with an Irish whip but he charges into a boot from Angle. Angle with a German suplex and both men are down. Van Dam tags in and he clotheslines Edge followed by a back kick. Van Dam with a step over spin kick followed by a pescado to Orton. Van Dam chases after Lita but he gets a chair instead. Orton grabs Van Dam but Van Dam hits Orton with the chair. Edge knocks Van Dam off the apron and into the announce table. Angle puts Edge in the ankle lock but Lita comes into the ring. Angle give Lita an Angle slam. Orton with an RKO but Van Dam with a jumping side kick from the top and then he tries for the Rolling Thunder but Edge kicks Van Dam. Edge sets for the spear but he is stopped by Van Dam. Van Dam goes up top and hits the Five Star Frog Splash on Edge for the three count. We go to credits.
Winner: Rob Van Dam and Kurt Angle
Credit: pwinsider.com
