RAW Report 10/30/06 Moline, IL

RAW this weeks starts with music and pyro.

Randy and Edge are sitting in the ring for 'The Cutting Edge'. As soon as Edge starts talking there's heat from the crowd. He says today is a sacred day, his birthday, but he has to spend it with all of them - meaning the crowd. He said he threw up in his mouth a little because of it.
Randy says his victory over HHH last week should cheer him up. Video of Randy winning the match with help from Edge, Coach and Bisch.
Edge says it does making him happier, fires him up. At CS DX is going to face the worst beating of their lives. Not only to they have to deal with Edge and Randy, there will be a guest ref. 'Asshole' chant. Edge yells it's his birthday and to shut up. He then announces Bischoff who comes down with his book under his arm.
Randy introduces Coach who runs down to the ring.
Edge introduces Vince who comes out with his usual strut. Everyone in the ring applauds Vince except Bisch.
Edge welcomes them. He says they should take this time to tell us why he should be guest ref.
Bisch takes the mic and says what he did last week proves 'Controversy Creates Ca$h'. He goes into the controversy of DX. He says they have nothing on him. He was controversial before them, or even before Vince knew controversy. If voted in he will show us controversy.
Coach says he hasn't gotten respect from DX from day one. He begs us to give him a chance to prove Coach is no joke.
Vince says he won't pontificate. He just wants to say he will show them the same respect DX shows him. Also, HBK is not here tonight. HHH will be facing Randy tonight. There should be a guest ref for this match - the birthday boy himself, Edge.
Vince says that he has business with Coach. He brings up that RAW could have no champion. He asks Coach what he's done to help Cena gets ready. He says he gave him the night off. Vince doesn't like this. He comes up with another idea and Vince says no. He asks for Vince's wisdom.
Vince says what he would do is allow us all to determine Cena's main event tonight! Will he face King Booker - boos. Will it be Big Show - boos. Or will it be someone who's never been chap and never will be. He pauses and looks around, he asks if it will be Coach - huge cheers. We can vote online or through our cell phones. He goes through everything cell phone users need to do to vote. He says they will be tabulating votes now until the main event.
Cameras show audience member voting from their cell phones.

- Commercial

Again showing people voting from their cell phones. JR and Coach talk about voting.

Melina and Nitro come out. Melina is in a tight red mini-halter dress. She votes on her way down to the ring, then does her split ring entrance. Shelton's music hits and he comes strutting to the ring. Then Carlito's music and he comes out. He watches the heel closely as he enters. Jeff Hardy's music and he comes out to watch the match.
The heels attack Carlito. They stomp him in a corner and try to suplex him but he lands on his feet. They grab him again and toss him from the ring. Nitro nails a leg sweep and slam for two. Carlito enters and dropkicks Shelton. A high knee to Nitro and then a clothesline. Nitro gets slammed into a corner. Shelton comes off the corner and nails a hard bulldog on Carlito and slams Nitro. Shelton climbs and gets punches from Carlito who's on the apron. Carlito gets pushed off. Shelton goes to fly but gets countered by Nitro. Both are down. Carlito rushes in and nails a back cracker for three on Shelton. Nitro tries but is too late to stop the count.

- Winner: Carlito

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Slam of The Week - K-Fed slaps Cena. Show and Booker rescue K-Fed and attack Cena.

Todd is outback with Cena. He comments on the title on the line. He asks if Cena's worried. Cena says no he needs to look at life in a possitive way. Tomorrow K-Fed's album comes out and it's the bomb. Todd is shocked thinking Cena likes K-Fed's music. Cena says the military will box up the CDs, send the box across the ocean, they'll listen to it and kill themselves. He asks Todd who he voted for. Todd says he didn't vote. Cena says he saw Todd texting. Todd says he was texting his girlfriend. Cena says Todd likes dudes.
Cena keeps pushing and pushing until Todd snaps. He screams at Cena that he voted for Booker and he hopes Booker kicks his ass. Cena smiles and says that's fine, see, he's not doing anything to Todd. Cena says he will go blazing down to the ring. He's a loaded gun for whoever it is he faces tonight.

Torrie and Candice are talking about voting for Coach because he screams like a little girl. Carlito walks by and Torrie talks to him alone. She says she knows he'd been dating Trish and if he needed someone to talk to. He starts talking her up. He says they could get some dinner and maybe she could give him some. She asks what he said. He said she could give him some advice. He says he needs to shower and they can go. Torrie walks off and Carlito has a horn dog grin on his face.

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Mickie James comes bouncing down to the ring boobs bouncing. She's wearing an animal printo top without any support under it. She sits at the announce table and King makes perv comments.

Lita comes down to the ring while Mickie talks about how she fights dirty. Maria comes out in a one strapped red pants jumper with bikini top covering her other boob.
Maria talks smack to Lita. Lita looks at Mickie and Maria rolls her up twice quickly. Lita punches hard and a leg sweep for two. A back breaker from Lita for two. Maria's face is bounced off the turnbuckle and then she's kicked in the gut a couple times. Maria gets whipped but gets a foot up. Maria kicks Lita again and and nails a great bulldog. She celebrates and doesn't cover. She then does a bronco buster on Lita while Mickie comments about how rude it is, giggling at Lita of course. Lita gets up and roles up Maria and uses the ropes. The ref sees it. Lita pokes Maria in the eyes and then nails her leg swing DDT for three.

- Winner- Lita

Lita leaves the ring, walks up to Mickie who stands to meet her. She gently puts her fingers on Mickie's face and tells her she's looking at the new Women's Champ. She blows a kiss and sways off. Mickie just grins.

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Video of Cena making his movie. They show some fight scenes.

Show is outback getting ready for a possible match.

Edge's music and he comes out wearing zebra stripes. He's miming how he's going to call this match right down the middle. DX music and HHH comes out alone to huge pop. Trip DX poses and then the pyro. He grabs a mic and Edge enters the ring shaking his head. Edge crosses his arms and glares at Trip. Trip starts his normal DX schpeal but quickly attacks Edge with the mic and the lays him out with a pedigree. Trip stands over Edge grinning and says he guesses he wasn't ready. He says to get this crap out of his ring.

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Trip is still wandering around the ring. Randy now comes out glaring at HHH. Video from what Trip just did to Edge. There is a real ref in the ring. Randy rolls in the ring and they exchange punches. HHH goes for a quick pedigree. Randy gets out of it, leaves the ring and throws a tantrum. Randy enters and gets clotheslined over the top. Randy grabs Trip's legs abd pulls him from the ring. Randy gets the upper hand with punches as the ref counts. HHH then gets the upper hand and tosses Randy onto the announce table. HHH tosses Randy back into the ring and rolls in himself. Randy throws punches at HHH's back like an upset little girl. HHH hits a chop block on Randy, grabs his ankle, leaves the ring, pulls Randy to the corner and tortures his knee around the ring post.
Back in the ring HHH hits another chop block. He rolls Randy on his stomach, pulls his foot high and slams his knee to the mat. Trip puts Randy's foot on the bottom rope and then slams the knee. HHH wooos and goes for a figure four but Randy kicks him in the bum. HHH hits the top turnbuckle. Randy gets the upper hand. A DDT gives Randy a two count. Randy punches HHH in the head over and over and then poses. He drops a knee on HHH's head. Randy stomps all over HHH's body all the way around him. A legdrop for two. 'Randy sucks' chant. Randy gets a headlock on Trip. HHH fights out with punches but Randy uses HHH's hair to slam him to the mat. They exchange punches but Randy telegraphs and HHH hits a facebuster.
Edge rushes the ring and spears HHH. The ref calls for the bell. Edge keeps attacking HHH. Edge holds Trip while Randy throws punches to his head. Edge leaves the ring to get a chair. HHH on his knees tosses punches into Edge's gut he gets to his feet and attacks Randy too. Edge nails Trip with two chair shots to the back. Edge calls for an RKO. Randy lays down the chair for the move but Trip reverses and slams Randy back first onto the chair. HHH leaves the ring and enters with his sledge. Edge swings the chair in his hands, only to have it slammed out of his hands with the sledge. Edge leaves the ring and HHH hits Randy in the gut with the sledge.

- Winner - HHH via DQ

JR and King talk about voting for the main event.

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Booker is outback getting ready for a possible match. Sharmell is urging him on.

Umaga comes down to the ring with Estrada. Eugene and Hacksaw are in the ring for a handicap match. Eugene looks scared.
Eugene is freaking and Hacksaw attacks Umaga. Hacksaw gets tossed away like a ragdoll. He heads for Eugene but Hacksaw comes back to attack. Hacksaw is layed out in the ring, Umaga climbs and headbutts Hacksaw. After the Samoan spike Umaga covers for three. Eugene his hiding by the ring bell.

- Winner - Umaga

Coach is getting ready and Bisch walks up. Bisch asks of he's ready. Coach says he's more than ready. Bisch says he's been in the ring with Cena and Coach shouldn't want to be in there. Coach says maybe the old him, but not the new him.
Coach says he will beat down the next person who walks through that door. He hopes it's Cena. The door opens and Ron Simmons walks through the door. He stares Coach down. Coach looks scared and leaves. Ron says, "Damn!"

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More video from Cena's movie.

Ric Flair comes out in an amazing suit looking spiffy. He stands on the stage and 'WOOOOOOs'. He says at CS he and a partner could make tag team history as they take on the SQ. Who will his partner be? That's up to us. He's getting wound up. He Woooos again. He says that they are not just wrestlers, they're flagships of this industry. He introduces Sargent Slaughter who comes out and hugs Flair. Flair introduces Piper who comes out looking a bit unshaven and salutes Sarge. Then, of course, The American Dream comes out dancing. Piper looks like he's going to pee his kilt he's laughing so hard.
Sarge says at CS he wants us to choose him to be Flair's partner to go into battle against those scum, those slime, those maggots, the Puke Squad. If we pick him it will be a total annialation for the Puke Squad. Vote for him, that's an order.
Piper tells us why we should vote for him - he refuses to loose. Don't unterestimate your partner or opponent. He says the rest of them (Flair, Dusty and Sarge) were World Champs, but not him - We need to make his day.
Dusty says CS is an opportunity for us fans to lift our voices high. For him it's respect. SQ keeps running the old fools down. But we can choose to do something that's never been done, put him in the ring with Flair.
Flair rips off his coat and says they're three great ones and we need to pick one. At CS they will kick their little green asses and go home the Champs.

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Todd is outback with Cryme Tyme. Big Shad shouts out to his boys. JTG tells Todd about how they are in the ring while Shad steals the flat screen behind Todd. JTG takes off with Shad.

Cryme Tyme come out. Shad still has the flat screen over his shoulder. JTG pulls one of the monitors out of the announce table while JR and King protest, and start setting something up with the flat screen while Vis and Haas come out. Cryme Tyme leave whatever they're doing and go to the ring. They set up the flat screen to face the ring running feed of the match.
Haas attacks JTG but JTG slams Haas' head into the turnbuckle. Haas gets whipped but gets his elbow up. He stomps JTG down and then slams him into a corner. Suplex from Haas and then a kick to JTG's back. Haas tags out. Haas hits a drop toe hold, Vis drops a leg for two. Vis gives JTG a huge bear hug while JTG screams and Shad cheers him on. JTG gets squished in a corner. Vis goes to splash JTG but JTG moves and Vis eats turnbuckle. JTG is able to tag out as does Vis.
Shad raises Haas high and drops him. Shad works hard with clotheslines and a boot, but it takes a double team to drop Vis. JTG attacks Haas from outside the ropes. While the ref talks to Vis they double team Haas and get the three count.
JTG and Shad go over to the announce table to watch replays of the match. Shad tries to shake JR's hand, but JR doesn't get it. They enjoy watching the replays on the flat screen with King. King checks for his wallet as he walks away. He sits down and realizes his watch and cell phone are missing.

- Winner - Cryme Tyme

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Promo for WM23 starting with video from WM3.

Todd is outback with HHH. He asks is Trip is worried. HHH says it doesn't matter. You see how he gets along with guest refs? Randy and Edge can bring whoever they want. They are not just stepping into the ring with HBK or HHH, they are stepping in with DX. HHH says no matter what they bring, HHH will bring it bigger. Trip raise the smooshed chair in one hand and his sledge in the other.

Coach is outback voting. Booker comes up behinds him and tells him Coach should be facing Cena tonight. Show walks in and says Booker should face Cena. Booker says Show should face Cena. They argue between each other while Coach laughs. Show and Booker turn on Coach and tell him in unison that he should be facing Cena tonight. Coach stops laughing.

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Booker and Sharmell are making their way to the ring. Show's music and he comes out. Coach comes out to the ring. Todd is in the ring. He asks the crowd if they voted for Show - NO. He asks about Booker - NO. Coach? Cheers. On the Titantron they show that it will be Coach by 74% Coach looks like he's about to puke while Show and Booker laugh. Booker goes to the announce table while Show stands outside the ring and laughs. Coach looks like he's about to cry now. Cena comes out to decent pop. Coach leaves the ring so Cena can enter. Show is still laughing like crazy.
Coach circles the ring and runs up the ramp. Cena chases him down and drags him back by the ear. Show spears Cena as he gets to the bottom of the ramp, and the Booker stomps him. Booker keeps beating Cena down to a 'Cena' chant. They roll Cena into the ring and Coach goes for a quick cover, he gets two. Show and Booker go to the announce table. Coach is grinning and walking around the ring. Coach puts Cena in a corner and gives him a back elbow and then a chop. Cena looks annoyed.
Cena slams Coach down and throws punches. Coach is in a corner and gets slammed by Cena and then ten punches. Coach gets slammed and the then five knuckle shuffle. He gets Coach up, then the FU. Cena locks on the STFU and Coach quickly taps.

- Winner - Cena

Booker and Show get up from the announce table and talk trash with Cena but nothing happens. Cena stays in the ring while Booker and Show stay outside.

Biggest pop
DX
Cena
Flair
Piper
Sarge
Dusty

Biggest heat
Edge
Randy
Coach
Vince
Show
Booker